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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Nevermind the answer. Luigi Hendrix.

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Really missed out on the Pym Ant joke there.

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger


They misspelled Ursula Liptov in the solution. Great job, guys.

Green Intern fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 23, 2016

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger


That sure is a hell of an answer

I got to the fourth panel and just rolled my eyes.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

quote:

Just adopt her and tell Jonah to play in traffic…

quote:

Jonah can’t blame his art for his flakiness. Auditions are posted well in advance. He could have planned with Toni and Brad so that they could schedule the wedding-planning at a time when he wasn’t auditioning. There’s no excuse for springing it on her at the last minute.

quote:

IF she is a brat compared to her peers, it is because what she has been taught by Dad…………………….. most “bratty kids” are born by examples or because they want to get attention of someone who really does not take time to know them (either by complete neglect or think it is enough to give them lots of toys but not actual love ) like Tiff ………………. in Shannon’s case is mostly example but at same time he does not take time to be part of her life

quote:

IamJayBluE said, 1 day ago
“Yes… And No.”

quote:

Hey, I got an Idea:
Just Grab the ‘Wedding Planning Person.’
Then EVERYBODY put on Their Bathing Suits.
And Conduct the Wedding Planning Meeting from the POOL!
HECK, Hugh Hefner Used to Do THAT Kinda ‘Meeting’ Stuff All the Time!
STILL Does!
With HELP…..,

fort knox



Mccoys



Dustin



goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A4 is 210 by 297 mm. 295 is seriously pushing the limits of acceptable deviation from the standard, and so the paper was probably purchased as cheaply as possible.

I blame the guy getting annoyed about someone taking his photo while he's pissing behind the tree.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Reply All



Zits



JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

To many people – if not most – Donald Trump looks like the type of candidate who would become a “strongman” president, ignoring the advice of experts and the opinion of the people. That’s the persuasion framework that Clinton has created in your mind, probably with the help of the Master Persuader I call Godzilla.

But does the evidence support that view? I see the opposite.

Months ago, when Trump stumbled on his answer about criminal penalties for women who seek illegal abortions, the public went nuts, and Trump immediately corrected his position. That’s direct democracy. Trump heard the opinion of the majority and instantly adopted it.

Consider Trump’s proposal to ban all Muslim immigration. The public felt his position was too extreme, and let him know. Eventually, Trump softened his stance to talk about countries of origin, not religion. The public still wasn’t pleased, so Trump softened again to his current position of “extreme vetting.” That evolution in policy looks like direct democracy to me. The public told Trump what it wanted, and Trump evolved to it.

Likewise, we found out this week that Trump’s plan to deport 11 million Mexicans living in the United States illegally has some wiggle room. Maybe there won’t be so much deporting after all. Because the public doesn’t want it.

Consider also Trump’s public persona. We witness that he is using the teleprompter (as advised) and crafting a friendlier version of himself, which is exactly what the public asked of him.

Recently we’ve seen the question of Clinton’s health and stamina become a big topic on the Internet. Most of the “evidence” is confirmation bias, but the question is probably big enough now that the media has to ask the candidates some questions about their health or they won’t be doing their jobs. The public wants it, the media will comply, and the candidates will be held to their answers. That feels like direct democracy.

If you fear direct democracy, I just gave you several reasons to feel comfortable with it. In olden times, direct democracy could lead to an uninformed mob with pitchforks. When you add ignorance to direct democracy, things won’t go well. But in the age of the Internet, direct democracy forces people to virtue-signal, and we see in my examples above that the crowd moves toward kindness as a group. The crowd rejected penalties for women getting ILLEGAL abortions. It rejected deportation of 11 million ILLEGAL Mexican residents. And so far, the public prefers to accept some terrorist risk in the homeland in order to show kindness to Muslim immigrants who need help.

Do you remember how the Republican Party used to have a lot more conflict with the LGBTQ community? Trump is trying to change that – and succeeding – because the public backs him.

Direct democracy in pre-Internet days was a bad idea because it gave power to ignorance. But direct democracy in 2016 is more about the public squeezing the evil out of its own leaders. Evil doesn’t like sunlight. It doesn’t like Trump’s unkind immigration plans and it doesn’t like the Clinton Foundation – which just announced it would stop taking foreign donation if Clinton is elected. The public gets what the public demands.

In my opinion, social media has effectively replaced the American system of government that was designed as a republic. In horse-and-buggy times, we elected smart people to go to Washington and make smart decisions on our behalf. The public would learn about the decisions later. But in 2016, the public makes the decisions and the politicians follow along. Social media makes that possible.

Quickly, name a policy idea from a major candidate that is both deeply unpopular with the public and also likely to become a law. I can’t think of one. That isn’t even a thing anymore. If the public doesn’t like it, the leaders can’t do it. Period.

To be fair, some unpopular laws might slip through the system in the short run. But the public will be brutal in those cases, and even the exceptions are likely to be trivial and temporary.

In my opinion, Trump is likely to be the first direct-democracy president. He’ll do what the public wants and avoid doing what they dislike. The public expects its leaders to try and change their minds about things, but in the end the public will decide and the leaders will follow.

Clinton’s team – presumably with the help of Godzilla – might have persuaded you to fear a Trump presidency. The reality is that the public already controls Trump, and the public’s instinct is toward kindness, and even self-sacrifice, when everyone is watching.

Social media ensures that everyone is watching.

If you think Clinton would do a better job than Trump as president, you can make a convincing argument for that, given her experience and whatnot. But a Clinton presidency would still have the vestiges of a republic, with decisions being made by special interest groups, and sold to the public with a web of confusion. (Let’s call it a confusopoly system for government.)

A Trump presidency is likely to be the first direct-democracy presidency. If you think a Trump presidency – guided by the kindness of the public – would be extra-dangerous, you have been hypnotized. The evidence strongly suggests the opposite. Our direct democracy has already demonstrated that it prefers kindness to evil.

For the first time in human history, love is in a winning position compared to evil. Take a moment to thank Facebook and Twitter for that. It’s a big deal.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
So... what broke Adams' brain? One too many rejections?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ikanreed posted:

So... what broke Adams' brain? One too many rejections?

WickedHate posted:

an over inflated ego thanks to people sucking his dick over how smart and insightful he is for being able to string together daily jokes about office culture.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008



EAT poo poo GILCHRIST

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You write what you know, and Scott Adams writes about aspie engineers and sociopaths. Maybe his neurological problems have spread.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou you transmisogynist piece of poo poo

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man



comic book universe equivalent

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

I'm glad pluggers has returned to just being kinda sad instead of legitimately depressing. I was a bit worried for the artist, since I assume it's their job to translate what they get into a working comic.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

You think somebody's going to chew out an editor over the implied "best porno mag" line?

Bloom County



Skippy (June 22, 24 and 25, 1929)







Peanuts (August 26, 1969)



Bull Bushka's Race Against Death (Otherwise Known As Funky Winkerbean)



Some Rando Fighting The Inevitable (Otherwise Known As Crankshaft)



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (September 23-24, 1929)





Thimble THeater (March 12, 1930)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

EasyEW posted:

Thimble THeater (March 12, 1930)



It's weird seeing "O.K." used in that way.

You're the most pretty good kid I ever saw.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger


How is the answer not "a date written Month/Day = American?"

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Someone Red and Rover this one for me.

quote:


Is it that they climb the escalator even though its moving? That they block the left side and prevent faster users from passing?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou you transmisogynist piece of poo poo

One of my best friends is trans, you dick t:mad:

Oh, wait. You mean Adams. Carry on.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Tuxedo Ted posted:

Is it that they climb the escalator even though its moving?

Yep.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
If I could get quicker to my destination by climbing a ladder while on a lift then hell yeah I would do so! Unfortunately escalators are the only transport that allows this.


I feel terrible for laughing at this.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Aug 23, 2016

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

EasyEW posted:


Out Our Way (September 23-24, 1929)





Uh... RIP mule. :stonklol:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Ardeem posted:

Uh... RIP mule. :stonklol:

The mule shall never die. I assume it kicked Ick off and is off somewhere else.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Artex, nnnnooooooo!

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.



:swoon:

I've been wanting this for ages and I finally decided to treat myself.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Slammy posted:

Oh, man, Please post this in the Political Cartoons thread.
I probably will when I have a few more scanned from the book. I guess I can just post a couple now though.
Boyce is off meds again.

EasyEW posted:

Skippy (June 22, 24 and 25, 1929)


Oh, Knife Kid, I do love you. :allears:

F Minus



:colbert:
Click for original.

Mary Worth



What every healthy 25 year old man wants after a break up is more time with Mom.

Brigman not drawing Mary's eyes is starting to creep me out a little since someone mentioned it a while ago. It really looks like she just has empty sockets that she "stares" at people with.

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Not sure where X-9 got hurt. I guess he could have been shot running to the car, but they didn't show it. Or when he ditched the car to go over the cliff he jumped out at the last minute, but they didn't show that either.

Apartment 3-G



"What is this thing you are pointing at me, Tommie? A 'tell-a-phone'? What does it do? How does it work?"

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (September 14, 1943)

I love the strips where Nancy drives this guy crazy.

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger

Aww - *kiss* *kiss*, that's sweet.

gently caress you, postmodern art rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGoXE4aI0nM
http://hirshhorn.si.edu/collection/baby-kamp/#detail=/bio/sergio-caballero/

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou you transmisogynist piece of poo poo
Agreed.

KentuckyFriedBonBon posted:


:swoon:
I've been wanting this for ages and I finally decided to treat myself.
You bastard - I'm jealous! And you got the pins!


Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



Outbursts of Everett True



And He Did.



Guess If They Are Married! (or, whatever)



Good Time Guy (click for big) (July, 1930)



Gross Exaggerations (click for big)



The Gay Thirties (December 1934)

ugh.


They’ll Do It Everytime (November 1939)



Mopsy (May, 1940)



Feiffer (click for big) (1967)



Jaf



Wee Pals (click for big) (September 1970)



Mr. Tweedy



Andy Capp (click for big)



True North

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Adam Ames, 1959-7-15

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



What every healthy 25 year old man wants after a break up is more time with Mom.

Brigman not drawing Mary's eyes is starting to creep me out a little since someone mentioned it a while ago. It really looks like she just has empty sockets that she "stares" at people with.
Iris' expression does kinda look like she's trying very hard to not acknowledge that Mary doesn't have any eyes.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011
Is it the Dustin cartoonist's mission to complain and stomp and cry about how everything that exists now is terrible? I wasn't familiar with the strip until I found this thread, but it seems like any other annoying, "I hate how things are different now" strips I see every day.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

painynumbs posted:

Is it the Dustin cartoonist's mission to complain and stomp and cry about how everything that exists now is terrible? I wasn't familiar with the strip until I found this thread, but it seems like any other annoying, "I hate how things are different now" strips I see every day.

Someone who posts old strips find one like this but from like, 1910.

Atheris
Apr 4, 2009

Slammy posted:

They’ll Do It Everytime (November 1939)


That works out to over $1700 nowadays, if anyone else was curious.

Also, the Judge Parker's new writer has a helpful guide to the protagonists and ongoing plotlines. It's nice to see he's aware of how utterly loathsome everyone and everything in that strip is:

quote:

Neddy and Sophie Spencer: Neddy wasn’t always the 24-year-old emotional headstrong character—and Sophie the frighteningly perfect 16-year-old—you know now. Originally they were both homeless, living with their grandfather illegally on Abbey’s sprawling estate. Abbey gave the three a place to stay and the grandfather a job. But then the granddad died, leaving the girls destitute once more. Fortunately, Abbey decided to adopt the rebellious Neddy and the stable Sophie. And in true Judge Parker fashion it was revealed the girls were the sole heirs of their own huge fortune from an unknown benefactor who might have actually meant for the money to go to Pip but since he made the check out to “CASH’ could only watch as the Spencer family amassed even more wealth. Neddy is very much into fashion, Sophie is apparently a wunderkind at everything else.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

painynumbs posted:

Is it the Dustin cartoonist's mission to complain and stomp and cry about how everything that exists now is terrible? I wasn't familiar with the strip until I found this thread, but it seems like any other annoying, "I hate how things are different now" strips I see every day.

What are your thoughts on cup sizes?

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
I'm kind of amazed that Marciuliano is willing to come out and say all that in public, but I love it.

Meanwhile, I don't think anything has gone wrong in Adams' brain; he's just always been a smarmy, disingenuous rear end in a top hat and has latched onto an effective way of getting attention.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
I don't think I've been this excited about the plot of Judge Parker since... well, *ever*!

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

painynumbs posted:

Is it the Dustin cartoonist's mission to complain and stomp and cry about how everything that exists now is terrible? I wasn't familiar with the strip until I found this thread, but it seems like any other annoying, "I hate how things are different now" strips I see every day.

quote:

Dustin Kudlick, the titular character of the comic strip. A 23-year-old college graduate who has failed to find regular employment in the current economy after graduating and thus moved back home to live with his parents. He is constantly trapped in a cycle of dead-end temp jobs and grueling manual labor, frequently shown putting in long hours at a car wash or asking his supervisor at the temp agency for more career-enhancing assignments that might help him break out of the cycle of wage slavery, not to mention troubling in developing relationships with women and a budding inventor. Despite his dysfunctional family atmosphere, Dustin remains stoic, a heroic everyman and inspiration to the reader, as he endures and strives, trying to find true employment and happiness.

Ed Kudlick, Dustin's father, is an angry, bitter lawyer who despises Dustin's apparent laziness and is the strip's main antagonist. Ed is never supportive in any way, and always seeks to crush Dustin's attempts to find meaning and useful employment, ceaselessly mocking his son and putting him down, yet the only thing they have in common is their love of golf.

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