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FranktheBank
May 14, 2007
In the beginning...the universe was created. his has been widely regarded as a bad move and has made a lot of people very angry.
Lost my Tengu to a gatecamp today. I was covert/inty and thought I was safe. Come through the gate, 7300m off a scimitar. in my 4 sec align time he bumps me. Kills my cloak and sends me almost 180 spin away from my jump out. I flip the camera to find something to warp out to but they got 4 points on me. R I P.

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Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

learnincurve posted:

What if I like running missions for crap loot which I can refine and make stuff from? I did have the foresight not to give away all my stuff.

You can still do that. The real money in missions is "blitzing" because it's Eve and of course everything is min/maxed to hell, but there's nothing stopping you from the old-fashioned loot-and-salvage approach if you're doing it because you enjoy it, rather than trying to maximize your isk/hr.

Is RVCMF still active? If there's no wardec maybe I'll drop in my incursion alt.

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002
Marmite decc'd RVCMF a few weeks back but it should have expired by now. It's not particularly active though

4th Horseman
Jun 3, 2011

learnincurve posted:

So, I played from beta till 2010. I used to do the whole BOB + friends having our arses kicked by goons thing and had enough of having to flee with all my poo poo at 3am. If I re-activate will it be possible for me to chill out and carebear? do a bit of mining, run a few missions? Rat? Is that even a thing now or is it all 0.0?

Our enemies are filled with people who have goon on their cv. We've taken plenty of people in from other alliances. If you still have the old allegiances in your heart then don't join. Post some stories either way though.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

4th Horseman posted:

Post some stories either way though.

Mostly in the beginning it was about trying to work out how get round CCP's high sec security thing in order to gank people in jita, and later on being in huge fleet ops moving poo poo from 0.0 to 0.0 which sucked balls because you just got yelled at until you met the enemy and then everyone crashed out. I was usually forward scout for fleet on some nondescript alt in a ratting ship, so mostly went "jumping from XYF-Z3 to DF-SOB. Nothing. Jumping from DF-SOB to 34-JWOP" OH gently caress! here they are" Dunno what stuff people are interested in - last day of Beta they gave everyone all skills and made everything free in stations and it was the greatest day ever.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Reverand maynard posted:

fun fact: when I realized everyone else but goonwaffe and mrchi had double reimbursement I asked leadership just what the gently caress corp taxes were being spent on. Turns out it was being spent on pos fuel for reaction farms. Like, personal reaction farms. This is why when I came back I joined amok.

None of the personal pos farms were being fed from the corp funds. There were a ton of pos being kept alive "just in case we wanted to react someday" which I got people to ditch, but it was mostly just stockpiling and being used for ship handouts.

It's now being used for that and double reimbursements

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
So what you are saying is that once gain Goons are the only ones not doing double reimbursement :v:

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
would anyone be interested in a several hundred word story about the history and discovery of hyperdunking?

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

avatarinwin posted:

would anyone be interested in a several hundred word story about the history and discovery of hyperdunking?

no, but tell me about hyperglobbing.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

avatarinwin posted:

would anyone be interested in a several hundred word story about the history and discovery of hyperdunking?

naw.

MorsAnima
Nov 29, 2010
I just feel completely shit on. These changes won't make a cat in hell's difference.
sniggerdly is a great corp for newbies and returning vets and their application process is really quick, just evemail Grath Telkin with a few words and you're probably in. maybe stick an api key in there somewhere just to be sure.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

avatarinwin posted:

would anyone be interested in a several hundred word story about the history and discovery of hyperdunking?

Of course. :justpost:

If it's good enough, could I steal it blind and put it on the Goonwiki? I'm a part-time janitor, you see.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Ynglaur posted:

Of course. :justpost:

If it's good enough, could I steal it blind and put it on the Goonwiki? I'm a part-time janitor, you see.

Are you one of the ones we have to thank for removing some of the more entertaining flavor text from the wiki?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I really hope you're not being facetious about removing the words "human being" and "friend of the family" combined with esoteric/topical references to 2007 in about 40% of the entire wiki.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Rhymenoserous posted:

Are you one of the ones we have to thank for removing some of the more entertaining flavor text from the wiki?

Goodness no. I try to emulate it, albeit with fewer expletives.

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

MorsAnima posted:

sniggerdly is a great corp for newbies and returning vets and their application process is really quick, just evemail Grath Telkin with a few words and you're probably in. maybe stick an api key in there somewhere just to be sure.

Remember to include your favorite ice cream flavour

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

dialhforhero posted:

I really hope you're not being facetious about removing the words "human being" and "friend of the family" combined with esoteric/topical references to 2007 in about 40% of the entire wiki.

No, that poo poo can go.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Ynglaur posted:

Goodness no. I try to emulate it, albeit with fewer expletives.

Good. I had someone try to give me poo poo for adding in "non-relevant" flavour and I called him bad names until he stopped talking to me.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I met a kid in class who was the same type of relentless verbal abuse diarrhea I've seen from the likes of Pooki and Syndic and Xel..in class. loud enough that our prof could hear.

Anyone else meet such an edgelord in person? what's the motivation behind this, he says the most crass poo poo he can think of, constantly even called one girl a dumpster slut.

am I in the presence of a true dick master

(confirming: she was more or less a dumpster whore and laughed it off with a squeak "nooooooo"

Then I did some roleplay and said I have a michael jackson glove that I use to protect the screen of my Wacom. Sequins except for the parts that touch the screen.)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
Hello darkness my old friend

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Elsa posted:

I met a kid in class who was the same type of relentless verbal abuse diarrhea I've seen from the likes of Pooki and Syndic and Xel..in class. loud enough that our prof could hear.

Anyone else meet such an edgelord in person? what's the motivation behind this, he says the most crass poo poo he can think of, constantly even called one girl a dumpster slut.

am I in the presence of a true dick master

(confirming: she was more or less a dumpster whore and laughed it off with a squeak "nooooooo"

Then I did some roleplay and said I have a michael jackson glove that I use to protect the screen of my Wacom. Sequins except for the parts that touch the screen.)

The only one like that is pooki. You just get on the other two's bad side.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

MorsAnima posted:

sniggerdly is a great corp for newbies and returning vets and their application process is really quick, just evemail Grath Telkin with a few words and you're probably in. maybe stick an api key in there somewhere just to be sure.

whenever im in an irc channel with grath i just start talking to him because he's a great listener and really wants to help me sort out my problems

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I hear he also personally reimburses Horde ratting carriers, c/d?

Annath
Jan 11, 2009

Batatouille is a great and funny play on words for a video game creature and I love silly words like these
Clever Betty
I could't find a new players thread, so I figured I'd ask here:

If one has an issue completing the registration process, where does one turn for assistance?

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

If you're having problems registering for goonwaffe, check out this thread

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Elsa posted:

I met a kid in class who was the same type of relentless verbal abuse diarrhea I've seen from the likes of Pooki and Syndic and Xel..in class. loud enough that our prof could hear.

Anyone else meet such an edgelord in person? what's the motivation behind this, he says the most crass poo poo he can think of, constantly even called one girl a dumpster slut.

am I in the presence of a true dick master

(confirming: she was more or less a dumpster whore and laughed it off with a squeak "nooooooo"

Then I did some roleplay and said I have a michael jackson glove that I use to protect the screen of my Wacom. Sequins except for the parts that touch the screen.)

please stop stalking me irl

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Elsa posted:

I met a kid in class who was the same type of relentless verbal abuse diarrhea I've seen from the likes of Pooki and Syndic and Xel..in class. loud enough that our prof could hear.

Anyone else meet such an edgelord in person? what's the motivation behind this, he says the most crass poo poo he can think of, constantly even called one girl a dumpster slut.

am I in the presence of a true dick master

(confirming: she was more or less a dumpster whore and laughed it off with a squeak "nooooooo"

Then I did some roleplay and said I have a michael jackson glove that I use to protect the screen of my Wacom. Sequins except for the parts that touch the screen.)

are you still upset because I called you out for asking questions with a pretentious phrasing or for calling you out on being a pog bitch who draws anime porn of cartoons meant for an audience of 12 years old or for you never sh utting the gently caress up about being on antidepressants or for calling you out on having dumb dipshit opinions on entosis mechanics and arguing with everyone who disagreed with you even though they were presenting you with basic facts on how the core mechanics work.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MorsAnima
Nov 29, 2010
I just feel completely shit on. These changes won't make a cat in hell's difference.

Reverand maynard posted:

are you still upset because I called you out for asking questions with a pretentious phrasing or for calling you out on being a pog bitch who draws anime porn of cartoons meant for an audience of 12 years old or for you never sh utting the gently caress up about being on antidepressants or for calling you out on having dumb dipshit opinions on entosis mechanics and arguing with everyone who disagreed with you even though they were presenting you with basic facts on how the core mechanics work.


whoa dude this is the chill thread

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Elsa posted:

am I in the presence of a true dick master

what the gently caress school are you going to where the prof lets some rapey dude call women dumpster sluts in class :wtc:

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Morris posted:

what the gently caress school are you going to where the prof lets some rapey dude call women dumpster sluts in class :wtc:

STDH Academy

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

ullerrm posted:

STDH Academy

I like that he can't formulate an insult that foes by randomly insult "sluts"

Loves anime, draws hentai, women are sluts. Feels like I'm in the bad part of reddit.

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
I met a dude irl who thinks Elsa pussy pics are actually p cool and not solely appreciated by fellow Ephebophilia-Extraordinarres

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
Has anyone ever experienced this

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Syndic Thrass posted:

Has anyone ever experienced this

It's not something I usually bring up. The fact you even bring it up is pretty cringey.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




i wonder whats going on in the chill threa :yikes:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Syndic Thrass posted:

Has anyone ever experienced this

I've been to eve meets so entirely possible.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Discussion > Games > The MMO HMO > Eve Online 2016: the sci-fi spaceship game in which Goons can chill

I still think we can do it, and I think it'd be easier if the title reminded us of what we should aspire to be, instead of stating what we currently are.

(That said, this thread would be a lot better if everyone just put Ambien Queen on ignore. It's been ages since they posted anything remotely Eve-related, anyways.)

So -- Who's looking forward to being able to put both a cyno AND a neut on their bait Skiffs? :D

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Reverand maynard posted:

are you still upset because I called you out for asking questions with a pretentious phrasing or for calling you out on being a pog bitch who draws anime porn of cartoons meant for an audience of 12 years old or for you never sh utting the gently caress up about being on antidepressants or for calling you out on having dumb dipshit opinions on entosis mechanics and arguing with everyone who disagreed with you even though they were presenting you with basic facts on how the core mechanics work.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Not to backseat mod or anything, but Elsa called him out with a passive aggressive backhanded insult in this here thread thread. If this thread is indeed going to be chill no sperg zone then posting snipey stuff in it shouldn't be allowed, and it certainly shouldn't be the person responding to the snipey stuff that catches the probate.

EDIT: This is not to say Pooki is a swell guy without anger issues our anything :v:

Namaste or something.

justsharkbait
Dec 20, 2013

HOO HA HA
Grimey Drawer

ullerrm posted:

So -- Who's looking forward to being able to put both a cyno AND a neut on their bait Skiffs? :D

Should be pretty fun.

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rhymenoserous posted:

Not to backseat mod or anything, but Elsa called him out with a passive aggressive backhanded insult in this here thread thread. If this thread is indeed going to be chill no sperg zone then posting snipey stuff in it shouldn't be allowed, and it certainly shouldn't be the person responding to the snipey stuff that catches the probate.

EDIT: This is not to say Pooki is a swell guy without anger issues our anything :v:

Namaste or something.

Or, you know, neither could be dumb and stupid manbabies slapfighting over the internet. That's another option that could be considered.

Namaste.

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