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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

people say donald trump is a child rapist

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wow this Baton Rouge thing is like a fractal fuckup for Trump

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump hasn't had a good Ohio poll in a while, but here's something even better.

https://twitter.com/zackroth/status/768167042008567809

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Internet Webguy posted:

"Yeah, I don't go for that Illuminati bullshit, that's obviously a conspiracy theory. *takes hit, sucks air in through teeth* But have you heard about the Rothschilds?"

Hey, I don't suck air through my teeth after a hit

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Hillary may not have a lawsuit against her for raping a child but Morrow can't in good conscience vote for a candidate he doesn't consider boobylicious enough.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oiled and Ready posted:

Hey, I don't suck air through my teeth after a hit

You probably fish lip it

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx

Oiled and Ready posted:

Hey, I don't suck air through my teeth after a hit

Sulfur, then?

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
i've been hearing a lot that this donald trump character is a child rapist has anyone else heard that?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Trump Visits Flooded Region

- causing delays and snares for relief workers
 - for a 49 second photo op
  - and donating money to a hate group
    - and then stiffing the hate group

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

same, also ayyyy lmbo

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

o7

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

paranoid randroid posted:

Trump Visits Flooded Region

- causing delays and snares for relief workers
 - for a 49 second photo op
  - and donating money to a hate group
    - and then stiffing the hate group

at least he wasn't playing golf

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

iospace posted:

Trump said he'd donate 100k to a church (that known religious right fuckhead Tony Perkins is in charge of). Let's check to see if the check went through, shall we?

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/768167063210774528

What I thought.

They'll get the check on Friday so Trump has the extra couple days over the weekend to get cash into the account so it'll clear. Everyone be on the lookout for low-numbered checks from strange banks.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Wow, his campaign tries to push the narrative that Hillary is sick, when that last speech could have come verbatim from a disorganized schizo entering into a psychotic episode.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

paranoid randroid posted:

Trump Visits Flooded Region

- causing delays and snares for relief workers
 - for a 49 second photo op
  - and donating money to a hate group
    - and then stiffing the hate group

*shrugs and looks exasperated* "That's our Trump!" *laugh track*

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


That is no joke a more concise and sane statement than literally anything I've read from a Trump supporter.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

zoux posted:

You probably fish lip it

That's a pretty accurate depiction yeah

E: do you not double clutch? Monster

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

paranoid randroid posted:

Trump Visits Flooded Region

- causing delays and snares for relief workers
 - for a 49 second photo op
  - and donating money to a hate group
    - and then stiffing the hate group

And he dropped of play doh

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/768169602887057408

These motherfuckers with this Deep Throat bullshit, how much of Trump and his supporters problems go back to they're playing politics like they see in the movies.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

euphronius posted:

My God id be 500 pounds


calorie free!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

This is 7 years old.

Now, there fewer dispenseries than starbucks but more vape shops.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

gently caress edibles.

"I'd like to be mega high but only at some indeterminate time in the next 1-3 hours.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Internet Webguy posted:

Hillary may not have a lawsuit against her for raping a child but Morrow can't in good conscience vote for a candidate he doesn't consider boobylicious enough.

hillary needs anime surgery

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
If you vape and it's not THC you are doing it wrong.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


science is amazing

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Internet Webguy posted:

If you vape you are doing it wrong.

Fixed.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bet you could roll a joint filled with hanging chads and literally smoke democracy

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Internet Webguy posted:

If you vape and it's not THC you are doing it wrong.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
uhhhh if i was donald trump i would sue robert morrow into oblivion for calling me a child rapist

you cant just let that bullshit slide

is he loving retarded?

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

FAUXTON posted:

They'll get the check on Friday
but it's already spent.

Supposed to give them more next week, but you know drat well he won't.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pon de Bundy posted:

uhhhh if i was donald trump i would sue robert morrow into oblivion for calling me a child rapist

you cant just let that bullshit slide

is he loving retarded?

That'd be a really good way to get this in the news as gently caress.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Darkman Fanpage posted:

hillary needs anime surgery

prep her

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FabioClone posted:

I bet you could roll a joint filled with hanging chads and literally smoke democracy

hanging chads are still attached to the ballot

you want just plain chads for your democrablunt

preferably, roll it in pages torn out of your pocket constitution

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



That playdoh was Trump brand playdoh, which means Trump gets to determine its value which means it's worth 100k

bing bang boom

I like my handheld vape but I'm not getting high on the go anymore and would like a more meaty, less mobile unit that isn't eleventy billion dollars but thus far have not found one.



What is best in life, EHF?

One of those meter long kettle corn bags full of weed vapor, modded Minecraft, and a background of Startalk

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Drink the glass of water Baloogan

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*spasms violently* pregnant chads

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i wonder where the skull of abraham lincoln is, and whether we could make a bong out of it.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Pon de Bundy posted:

uhhhh if i was donald trump i would sue robert morrow into oblivion for calling me a child rapist

you cant just let that bullshit slide

is he loving retarded?

Yeah but there's like photographic evidence of Trump touching his own underage daughter v. inappropriately and then he was on that plane. So, there's like a 5% chance that Morrow would win that trial.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Haha the first reply:

https://twitter.com/TravisGOP/status/768168435457007616

Don't judge us by our idiot members and our idiot chairman! We're #BiggerThanThat!

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also I wish I lived in a place with legal/medical weed because I like edibles but I'm also super loving lazy

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