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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Things got a little dark there for a while but confessions are getting funny again. I saw a UFO once, but I was like 6 or 7 so who knows what it really was. I was still scared of dead trees back then soooooo imaginations and all that.
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its about ethics in facebook comments. also lmao who the gently caress would post somethign like that on their real facebook account and not a burner or something, its 2016 creeps like the anon guy are everywhere
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Aug 24, 2016 02:30
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I went looking and couldn't find it, but didn't someone recently post about trying to come up with a new GBS meme and feeling like they had one that would 'really stick' in people's subconscious based on the trials they'd done with their friends? I think that was the same person who posted "get a load of that dog". It feels good to say, but also strangely calculated somehow.
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I don't give a poo poo about gamergate but this:quote:I took screenshots of them saying I Hope This Slut Gets Raped poo poo and used a burner fb account to send them to the GFs along with links to the comments themselves. I even used that web page archiver thing that gamergate weirdos are obsessed with. I only got one response and it just said "what the gently caress is this" but when I checked back a month later the guys' comments were gone and their relationship statuses were all blank is good poo poo. People saying horrendous poo poo online and having it come back to bite them in the rear end will always be funny. Thanks for the laugh anonymous goon, I don't even care if you made it all up. E: Solice Kirsk posted:I saw a UFO once, but I was like 6 or 7 so who knows what it really was. I was still scared of dead trees back then soooooo imaginations and all that. I saw one when I was about 16. I don't necessarily think it was an alien ship or anything, but at the time I was a huge airplane nerd and this thing moved in ways that didn't match up with any plane or helicopter I knew of. It was dead silent too, at a time (1990-91 or so) when anything flying that close overhead was still loud enough to hear on the ground. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 04:06
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Cool thing about most UFO's: they're usually planets (Venus is usually fairly prominent before sunrise/after sunset, depending on the time of year) combined with relative motion (there's a famous story of a cop trying to follow a UFO going back and forth in the sky-- it was a planet and he was on a winding road) or a satellite, which look like stars/colorless, nonblinking or sometimes pulsating plane lights going over silently. Hell, I even had someone come to my job saying they saw a UFO in the sky, turned out to be a sounding rocket launch from Wallops Island a few hundred miles away. Lotsa unidentified stuff can be identified if you have the right information at hand, and sometimes to some people that stuff's cooler than aliens.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:24
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Nooner posted:its about ethics in facebook comments. Maybe people who really double down on their beliefs and are trying to genuinely claim there's nothing wrong with their opinion?
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Aug 24, 2016 04:51
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Zorodius posted:'twas sarcastic S'cool they need a sarcasm typeset symbol or font.
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timp posted:I went looking and couldn't find it, but didn't someone recently post about trying to come up with a new GBS meme and feeling like they had one that would 'really stick' in people's subconscious based on the trials they'd done with their friends? http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=results&qid=1472011567 Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! Get a load of that dog! So much groundwork being laid
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Spaced God posted:Cool thing about most UFO's: they're usually planets (Venus is usually fairly prominent before sunrise/after sunset, depending on the time of year) combined with relative motion (there's a famous story of a cop trying to follow a UFO going back and forth in the sky-- it was a planet and he was on a winding road) or a satellite, which look like stars/colorless, nonblinking or sometimes pulsating plane lights going over silently. Hell, I even had someone come to my job saying they saw a UFO in the sky, turned out to be a sounding rocket launch from Wallops Island a few hundred miles away. do you work nasa or something?? ive never heard so much lies
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Hedrigall posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=results&qid=1472011567 i remember this too, and the dog thread. I can't see the content of that link because i am but a peasant, could father platinum show me the hidden secrets of the lord
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quote:Hi thread. I'll preface that I'm a straight guy but for years I've really wanted to grow a pair of tits. Ive looked into things like with hrt or herbal poo poo but all of it messes up your dick and balls and I plan on being a dad at some point. I'm not into that sissy poo poo nor am I trans (I like being a guy) I just really like the idea of having a pair of decent, functional breasts. my wife is pretty supportive and we've talked but we both agree that messing up my equipment for mostly sexual thing (I also like the aesthetics) is not really a good idea. It's a little bit of a bummer but I figure once the kids leave the house and I'm old it won't matter anymore and I can finally start out growing a pair. The biggest goal is to induce lactation and get at least a C-cup. I get a little jealous of all the younger MTFs who get to grow them but I understand it's a mental health issue for them and not some bizzare fetish/jealousy thing. I don't know. Never really understood it, but it's always in the back of my mind. Just kind a sad that it would destroy my dick and career expressing some body autonomy. quote:I'm almost 40. I'm happily married to a woman I've known for 17 years, we have two really great kids, and I am concerned that I might be genuinely in love with Sarah Barthel from Phantogram. I can't seem to convince myself that she isn't the hottest woman in existence.
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Aug 24, 2016 06:33
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dookifex_maximus posted:i remember this too, and the dog thread. I can't see the content of that link because i am but a peasant, could father platinum show me the hidden secrets of the lord The page doesn't show because it's just a link of SA search results, which has expired. Just search for "get a load of that dog". Prepare to not laugh.
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H.H posted:I'm almost 40. I'm happily married to a woman I've known for 17 years, we have two really great kids, and I am concerned that I might be genuinely in love with Sarah Barthel from Phantogram. I can't seem to convince myself that she isn't the hottest woman in existence. Turns out your dick still craves long after you become old. Did you know people in nursing homes gently caress eachother? I do. Don't ask why.
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I think we could do without that dog
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Tit guy, I'd advise you to try implants but honestly instead I have to advise you not to go to great expense to physically change yourself in an extremely public way for the sake of what you admit is a fetish. Good news is there's plenty of porn of this kind of poo poo out there. Midlife crisis guy, chill the gently caress out. You're fine.
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quote:Now for the most mundane confession possible. quote:Spidergoon here again. I worked up the courage to share: H.H fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 15:04
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hi you should nsfw that drider link
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Aug 24, 2016 15:05
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yeah that's definitely what I wanted to see first thing in the morning on the other hand I certainly deserve it for clicking on that link workpedohusband goon: talk to your wife. ask her if it's ok if you romantically pursue this woman. lay it out for her. just talk man.
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Aug 24, 2016 15:09
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holy gently caress that is some SCHLOCK like putting aside the hosed up fetish that is some cookie cutter fantasy bullshit work on yr reg writing skills, egg goon
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Aug 24, 2016 15:09
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:workpedohusband goon: talk to your wife. ask her if it's ok if you romantically pursue this woman. lay it out for her. just talk man. do not do this she will say no and if you ever wanted to cheat now you're gonna get caught because scruff mcgruff wife is on your case
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Aug 24, 2016 15:23
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If you're married and you haven't had sex for a year, you aren't really married anymore, hate to break it to you. Ask yourself what's the worst that could happen, and what's the best that could happen? Your kids grown? You seriously never plan on loving again? Can you financially support yourself without her? Worst case scenario? Divorce and disasterous relationship with cutie at work. Neutral scenario? Rejection. Or one off adultery nobody knows about. Best case scenario? Divorce and long term relationship with cutie at work. You don't need a newer model son, you need a functioning ride.
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Aug 24, 2016 15:25
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quote:Spidergoon spidergoon radioactive spidergoon Spidergoon I bet that's probably some choice spider porn you've written up but I won't click it no offense but while you're pining for your imaginary spider waifu keep in mind that you have a super loving and understanding IRL wife and even if she isn't a spider monster that's still pretty good. I'm still kind of flabbergasted that she was willing to do spider roleplay with you complete with custom-designed spider dildo. Please tell me you took her up on that, by the way. quote:Wannabe office romance goon Honestly I'm with the people telling you to take it up with your frigid wife. Don't lead with "so there's this hot piece of rear end at work" though. That is a terrible idea. Instead, the context is that you want to have a serious talk about intimacy, and how you understand if it's no longer something she can do for you but you still have needs, and what exactly are you supposed to do about it, because I can confirm for you that the idea of never getting laid again at age 40 because your wife's hormones got turned off is super depressing. Maybe she'd be ok with you getting your rocks off elsewhere as long as you come home to her etc. On the other hand though this is sort of starting to sound like an open relationship setup and I've just heard so many horror stories about those that I'm kind of getting a knee-jerk reaction from just typing the phrase sooo I dunno man just tread lightly I guess
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Sex the co worker. Dont let this be you. https://youtu.be/r_VLp4wDsLE Best case: you find an outlet for sexual frustration with a friend, worst case, wife finds out, gets upset, and understands after initially being mad because it isnt normal to go without sex for a. year.
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He's not 40, he's late 40s and his wife is early 50s. You blame menopause, is it just the resulting lack of sex drive, or is she having the physical problems that often go along with menopause?
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Aug 24, 2016 15:47
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just gently caress a hooker and nobody finds out or gets upset. this goes for all the virgin confessions too
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Aug 24, 2016 16:00
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do not go to your wife and say "hey there's this cute chick at my work, can I bang her now that your vagina has iced over?" this is a terrible idea and everyone who told you to do it is a moron
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cock hero flux posted:do not go to your wife and say "hey there's this cute chick at my work, can I bang her now that your vagina has iced over?" I specifically said he should not say that tyvm 
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cock hero flux posted:do not go to your wife and say "hey there's this cute chick at my work, can I bang her now that your vagina has iced over?" No, he should not say that. But nor should he be expected to be celibate for the rest of his life because his wife lost interest in sex, and they should have a frank and open discussion about how he can ethically get his needs met now that the context of their marriage has changed. Either way something's going to give eventually, and it can either be above board or potentially blow up the marriage.
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WorkHusbandGoon - sex after menopause happens quite often. Talk to your wife. If she's having hormone issues or pain during sex, there are medical ways around this. Maybe it's an emotional thing. She may be feeling her age and just "not sexy" to you anymore. Just talk to her, get counselling as a couple or individually. Screwing some 20 year old at the office won't do you any good. You attracted to her because she's replacing the feelings that you usually get from your wife. Oh sure, loving her for a while would be great but if it would cost you your marriage and eventually workWife is going to move on and you'll be left with nothing. Resolve the issues with your wife. If you work it out, great. If you both decide to go different ways, that's good to. At least you'll know and have closure. Also having an affair in the office is NEVER a good idea but that's another discussion.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:48
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I can't see any issues that could arise from having sex with a young subordinate at work besides all of them
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Surprise your wife with some sort of genuine romantic gesture not born out of "I'm doing this to bang you" and watch her jump your bones. Do NOT tell her you want to gently caress a 20-something year-old
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quote:God my boyfriend is such a loving dick. Every time we take an uber home, he tells them street by street where to turn, as I watch the same directions pop up on their GPS. I feel like he thinks they're too stupid to understand the GPS. It's embarrassing. Like, it's literally their job, don't be such a patronizing gently caress. That last one was less a "confession" and more "someone griping about their boyfriend" but here this one should make up for it quote:I had a near death experience and it terrified me.
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Schlub Husband posted:No, he should not say that. But nor should he be expected to be celibate for the rest of his life because his wife lost interest in sex, and they should have a frank and open discussion about how he can ethically get his needs met now that the context of their marriage has changed. Either way something's going to give eventually, and it can either be above board or potentially blow up the marriage. like this, don't listen to this guy under no circumstances should you have a frank and open discussion with your wife about how you want to gently caress a hot 20-something you met at work
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I like the last one, sort of a moralistic take on Jacob's Ladder, right down to the "vision doctors performing unnecessary surgery using poorly-cared-for tools" aspectcock hero flux posted:like this, don't listen to this guy He needs to have a frank and open discussion with his wife about how the future of their relationship is in serious jeopardy and how they both need to try harder to understand why she doesn't want sex anymore If her take after doing this is still that she really is completely and utterly 100% done with sex forever, then he probably needs to leave her, and then he can go ahead and gently caress a hot 20-something he met at work if she's down for it
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Aug 24, 2016 19:26
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Murder your wife and bury her in in attractive co-worker's yard, obviously.
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Aug 24, 2016 19:33
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Just steal your attractive coworker's shoe and shove it up your rear end in a gas station bathroom.
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gannyGrabber posted:Murder your wife and bury her in in attractive co-worker's yard, obviously. For christssake though, don't push her in front of a bus. 
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Fintilgin posted:For christssake though, don't push her in front of a bus. Lol if you don't use your pocket hammer 
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pegging has been a popular confession recently see if your wife wants to try that
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Jose posted:pegging has been a popular confession recently see if your wife wants to try that but peg her with your dick
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