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Dildomancer I know you said you wont post your store but how much for one (1) plastic puntl? Complete with acorns, vestigial tentacles, et cetera?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:12 |
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This thread just keeps on giving.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:13 |
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Waci posted:Dildomancer I know you said you wont post your store but how much for one (1) plastic puntl? Complete with acorns, vestigial tentacles, et cetera? Don't forget the cock ring. Also from Elise's post, it sounds like it should be on the floppy side.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:15 |
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Not if it has the cock ring! ... Dildomancer, can you make one with and one without? Start a crowdfunding campaign for it or something. Elise, you're an international treasure.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:16 |
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Did we cover what shape the bellend should be?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:18 |
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Humanish but more sharp/slender/pointed-like, like their ears?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:19 |
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Dildomancer posted:I wouldn't feel comfortable sharing my gallery or store, sorry. You guys have all been super welcoming and I appreciate that. I just don't want any Helldumpers going doxx-crazy, harassing my friends, telling my customers the stuff I've been posting here... Aww, shame. But fair enough on that! I'd legit wanna see though if you'd be willing to share via a PM or email. If not, also understandable! e - And a legit question. What was the biggest thing you've made? And did you get any feedback? Mercedes Colomar fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Waci posted:Humanish but more sharp/slender/pointed-like, like their ears? I have an idea but I have to wait until I get home to draw it up/post it
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:26 |
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elise the great posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. I want to beat & batter the 5 button on this thread to death with a Big. Black. Cock. just like that scene in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:29 |
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I want to know more about Elvish dicks and their reproductive habits
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:30 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Aww, shame. But fair enough on that! I'd legit wanna see though if you'd be willing to share via a PM or email. If not, also understandable! This. Also seriously Dildomancer make the elfcock.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:33 |
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Waci posted:Humanish but more sharp/slender/pointed-like, like their ears? Thinking about it, it might be the exact opposite. A big ish ball with a flat spot behind the head for the elfgina to pull in with the tentacles.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:38 |
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Elise, I can guarantee you will be able to find a fanzine that would be *ecstatic* to publish that. Or just put it up on AO3 yourself.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:45 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:I want to know more about Elvish dicks and their reproductive habits ... Same
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:45 |
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I dunno, probably bell-shaped? The meatus is likely to be larger than in humans, since a tentacle's gotta go up there. If there's a depression or groove in the penis for the tentacles to find, it's likely to be at the base, where the "ring" of constriction will be most useful. Stretchy scrote skin seems to be a function of both cooling and of corollary to vulval/vaginal skin, which has to stretch enough to expel a baby. So you're probably still gonna have the reticulated wrinkly scrotum, and testes as normal, but there might be some other tissue-- similar to the vas deferens, but closer in structure to a lymph node-- which produces or houses the specialized B-cells. So maybe normal-looking testes, but with smooth lymph nodes adjoined. (Though these might just as well be internal, like the prostate.) If you want to get really, really weird, and assume some correlation between elven and human vaginas, you might posit that a male elf with tentacles strangling his dick isn't likely to thrust a whole lot, so the penis is more likely to operate best as a stationary stimulator with minimal movement than as a ramrod-style plunger. That means it's gonna push hard against the anterior vaginal wall and press deeply into the pre-uterine pelvic region through the smooth muscle anterior to the cervix. We're looking at a fairly upward-curved, long penis that's bulkier near the base, with (once again, assuming human correlation) a pronounced and very sensitive frenulum that can produce adequate sexual stimulation from minimal motion for the male to achieve ejaculation. Also, gay elves are gonna be waaaaaaaay into rope bondage. I feel so unclean. The lord will judge me. When I sober up, I will judge me.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:10 |
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elise the great posted:I feel so unclean. The lord will judge me. When I sober up, I will judge me. I'm hella judgey and I like you. You're cool and good. Wrinkly scroteskin on top like the top of an acorn, with with the anticuck node below as the smooth part?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:17 |
I feel horrible asking this question but... How would you withdraw sperm from the male elf for IVF purposes? Would it be possible to attempt something like that with Middle Earth tech and magic?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:20 |
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Nah man, why do you think the elves were diminished and went away into the West? And I like Waci's scrotum postulate. For a given value of "like."
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:24 |
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elise the great posted:I hope all your girlfriends catch you. Waci?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:25 |
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elise the great posted:And I like Waci's scrotum postulate. For a given value of "like." I feel way more validated by this than I really should. Thank you renowned elf sex expert Elise!
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:26 |
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And I, in turn, have been inspired by the almighty Dildomancer, whose rubber chubbers were so awesome that they broke the clandestine international peace of chode-rendery and drove me through drink and out the other side into elf-ballsack crazy. This thread is amazing. God, the shame I'll feel tomorrow. I kind of regret not owning a silicone sindarin schlong now. elise the great fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Aug 24, 2016 |
# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:34 |
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There's still time. Live your elfdick dreams. Soar on the wings of Great Eagles.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:41 |
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elise the great posted:I kind of regret not owning a silicone siindarin schlong now. If you participate in any of the SA secret santas ever again, this will come back to haunt
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elise the great posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have For human males, this means that you're totally capable of landing a hot lady elf, as long as you don't mind her tentacles crawling up your dick every time you shark her in the rear end while she's asleep, and as long as you don't mind that she can totally cheat on you and in fact might have chosen to gently caress you specifically because she can screw around behind your back without breaking out in a fatal case of hives. Goldmine is not enough, it belongs in a museum...
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 09:42 |
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elise the great posted:I hope all your girlfriends catch you. Well yeah, someone has to use the dildo.
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Pile of Kittens posted:Hah! Reminds me of a conversation I had with a supplier at my old work. I worked at a rope factory where we processed hemp rope into nice soft oiled de-fuzzed bondage rope for weirdos like me to tie each other up with. We also spun small amounts of rope from yarn of various materials (mostly rayon and silk). I was given the task, as the most fiber-literate person on staff, to trace a spool of yarn's life back to the supplier and see if they would cut us a deal on larger quantities of it as our retail supply wasn't able to cope with our demand. After three phone calls, I got the number of the people who presumably manufactured this cone of yarn and called them up. Are you going to post a thread too? I'm interested in hearing about the ins-and-outs of exactly what specialised ropes and ropelike-materials this involves, and the associated Drama.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 12:19 |
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I'll tell you what - I'll make this elf dilz for free if someone gets this account plat and an appropriate custom title. I want to use PMs like a civilized goon... and then yes, I can share some appropriate links with an interested party in private. I will gather up the appropriate information this weekend and start on the clay sculpture. If anyone wants to do a mock-up in some 3D modeling program, that'll provide us with something to discuss and critique in the meantime. Now who gets the silicone dong itself is an open question. It'd probably go to whoever bought plat and the title. I think Elise deserves one as well. Waci posted:Not if it has the cock ring! It wouldn't be super hard to do that; I could just revise the model after making the mold and re-mold it. We'd have to wait and see how it goes over to begin with. Making the whole thing will only cost me $40 or so (and a few hours of my life I'll never get back), so it's hardly worth crowdfunding. There used to be a site just for crowdfunding adult stuff (Offbeatr) but I don't think it's still solvent. Manuel Calavera posted:What was the biggest thing you've made? And did you get any feedback? Biggest by length: a 5' x 1.5" tentacle - customer managed to take at least half; all tentacles made since have been 3' or shorter. Biggest by width: a 6.1" diameter (over 19" circumference) egg with a robust cord sticking out one end - customer's eyes were bigger than their butt and they regretted their hubris. Biggest by volume: a huge spiny cock - customer took on the first go and pondered commissioning a bigger one. Here are some pictures of the three:
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 12:26 |
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Hey there's like 50 posts in the dildo thread!elise the great posted:Elf Dick/ Vajayjay Speculation Oh my. I love Lord of the Rings and that was amazing, never stop
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:37 |
Is that a loving Yoshi egg.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:58 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Is that a loving Yoshi egg. Hey man, Birdo has needs.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:27 |
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Dildomancer posted:I'll tell you what - I'll make this elf dilz for free if someone gets this account plat and an appropriate custom title. I want to use PMs like a civilized goon... and then yes, I can share some appropriate links with an interested party in private. Well, that's the second part handled. Maybe some day I'll be smart enough to figure out how to give someone else plat, because apparently I need your email to do that.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:29 |
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Dildomancer posted:my mom found out about my hobby and asked for a toy for Christmas.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:15 |
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Dildomancer posted:I'll tell you what - I'll make this elf dilz for free if someone gets this account plat and an appropriate custom title. Gift Cert for Plat sent to the email you posted earlier
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:37 |
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I literally cannot wait for this because I will (Elise willing) get to visit and see it in person and maybe I should build a shrine for it to live in?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:17 |
Would any other lotr races have unusual genitals?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:35 |
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I'd buy one. I have some nerd birthdays coming up and an elf schlong would win the gift game.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:37 |
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RandomPauI posted:Would any other lotr races have unusual genitals? Why do you think hobbit feet are so hairy?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:39 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Are you going to post a thread too? I'm interested in hearing about the ins-and-outs of exactly what specialised ropes and ropelike-materials this involves, and the associated Drama. You'll probably be disappointed but I posted a thread just for you. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787752
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:41 |
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I'm still kind of amazed that this thread hasn't commented more on the fact that he made a dildo for his mom. I mean moms are people to but holy poo poo it's got to be awkward making a sex toy for yours. Cyrano4747 fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:I'm still kind of amazed that this thread hasn't commented more on the fact that he made a dildo for his mom. Something something Appalachia...
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