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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Mr. Giggles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Ht8VRPRvU

What the hell happened to this movie? The car parts look like they're from Transformers. Who is this movie for?

I mean, I'm a sucker for "Normal Person goes on a rampage killing the bad guys out of revenge" but it seems like Barry kills more innocent people than anything.

Not my Halle Barry.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Not understanding what this is about was a big plus. The reveal that it's Fantastic 4 with Gatling guns was disappointing.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Automatic Slim posted:

Not understanding what this is about was a big plus. The reveal that it's Fantastic 4 with Gatling guns was disappointing.

Monster truck races with T-80 tanks and robo-scorpions shooting down Hinds sold me on this. The bear is just a bonus.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Automatic Slim posted:

Not understanding what this is about was a big plus. The reveal that it's Fantastic 4 with Gatling guns was disappointing.

It could not be any worse than the actual Fantastic 4 though.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Teflon Don posted:

It could not be any worse than the actual Fantastic 4 though.

:agreed:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I bet F4 would've been cool if they had released the actual movie.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I bet F4 would've been cool if they had released the actual movie.

Yeah, I'd like to see that.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
Here's a trailer for the most recent film that shot a lot where I live (before this it was Swiss Army Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Hat Thoughts posted:

Here's a trailer for the most recent film that shot a lot where I live (before this it was Swiss Army Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y

This does not look good

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010

Teflon Don posted:

It could not be any worse than the actual Fantastic 4 though.

Yeah, like this looks low budget, but also like it'll probably be better then F4, BvS, and SS?

Also it might be nice to see a superhero/destruction action movie not set in San Fran/New York/DC for once.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

GonSmithe posted:

This does not look good

Personally I appreciate it because every other film that shoots here is either in it for the trees (Jurassic Park 2, Star Wars ROTS, After Earth, etc.) or for the "trees" (everything else). So I appreciate the effort

Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Aug 25, 2016

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Hat Thoughts posted:

Here's a trailer for the most recent film that shot a lot where I live (before this it was Swiss Army Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y

Man I don't know. That looks kind of awesome in a weird "11 pm edited down local station" way.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Hat Thoughts posted:

Here's a trailer for the most recent film that shot a lot where I live (before this it was Swiss Army Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHhaIRevB-Y

Looks like an episode of Danger 5, or porn from the '70s.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I bet F4 would've been cool if they had released the actual movie.

It sounds like Fantastic 4 was a real mess to begin with that the studio tried to patch up, so I'm dubious that the original cut of the film would have been an improvement.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Random Stranger posted:

It sounds like Fantastic 4 was a real mess to begin with that the studio tried to patch up, so I'm dubious that the original cut of the film would have been an improvement.

It would have at least been a coherent, unified film instead of a frankenstein monster of different parts hastily thrown together. It might not have been great but it looked like it would have been interesting at least, and that would have been an improvement.

But we'll never know unless Trank or someone leaks the original script. :shrug:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Ben Affleck looks really sick guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsVoD0pTge0

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
It's amazing how much more charming and likable Casey is than his brother.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Spatula City posted:

It's amazing how much more charming and likable Casey is than his brother.
I wonder if Ben ever sits at night and wonders what his career might have been like if he hadn't passed on Gerry

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Random Stranger posted:

It sounds like Fantastic 4 was a real mess to begin with that the studio tried to patch up, so I'm dubious that the original cut of the film would have been an improvement.

Everything I've heard made the original project sound kind of cool, if unconventional.

Basically, the opposite of a Disney Marvel flick.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TheFallenEvincar posted:

I wonder if Ben ever sits at night and wonders what his career might have been like if he hadn't passed on Gerry
The only thing he does is at night is bang his hot nanny and upset his hot wife

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

TheFallenEvincar posted:

I wonder if Ben ever sits at night and wonders what his career might have been like if he hadn't passed on Gerry

I like to imagine that in this scenario, a confused Van Sant went up to the two of them out of the blue and asked, 'Which one of you was the one I'm going to write my film with?', and Ben hesitated on whether to point to his brother, or himself.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Spatula City posted:

It's amazing how much more charming and likable Casey is than his brother.

Casey was a guest on a show I used to work on here in the UK and the entire time the cameras weren't rolling he whined about Argo and called his brother "Affleck ". His main point of contention was that he (Casey) looked more like the real life guy than Ben.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

PriorMarcus posted:

Casey was a guest on a show I used to work on here in the UK and the entire time the cameras weren't rolling he whined about Argo and called his brother "Affleck ". His main point of contention was that he (Casey) looked more like the real life guy than Ben.

Casey always did seem like a Niles to me.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
He also had an interesting interview with Colbert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09H3uJc9fI8

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Aug 25, 2016

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Vegetable posted:

The only thing he does is at night is bang his hot nanny and upset his hot wife

Ehhhhh, there's worse ways to spend your evenings

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/casey-affleck-sued-woman-joaquin-phoenix-documentary-staff-article-1.205391

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
e: probably better off in the other thread

Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Aug 25, 2016

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This trailer for White Guilt: The Movie is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen and the Guardian agrees. "Look out for Same Kind of Different as Me 2: African Road Trip – They’ve Got Nothing But They’re So Happy, in cinemas never."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxWRPK1guBs

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

flashy_mcflash posted:

This trailer for White Guilt: The Movie is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen and the Guardian agrees. "Look out for Same Kind of Different as Me 2: African Road Trip – They’ve Got Nothing But They’re So Happy, in cinemas never."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxWRPK1guBs

Hahahah that was filmed here in Jackson, Mississippi which is hilariously unsurprising after seeing that trailer. I had no idea what it was about but my god that looks bad.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

BonoMan posted:

Hahahah that was filmed here in Jackson, Mississippi which is hilariously unsurprising after seeing that trailer. I had no idea what it was about but my god that looks bad.

It honestly looks like a parody on a sketch show. How could anyone think that was a good idea?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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flashy_mcflash posted:

It honestly looks like a parody on a sketch show. How could anyone think that was a good idea?

Because white people.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Vegetable posted:

The only thing he does is at night is bang his hot nanny and upset his hot wife

Maybe he bangs them both at once. You don't know.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

sbaldrick posted:

Maybe he bangs them both at once. You don't know.

Ah the ol' Jude Law.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Jack Goes Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNB5IbvuI0

A United Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5vI4osR50

Lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNI9o06vqo

Planetarium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny9jTvDLGQI

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

flashy_mcflash posted:

This trailer for White Guilt: The Movie is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen and the Guardian agrees. "Look out for Same Kind of Different as Me 2: African Road Trip – They’ve Got Nothing But They’re So Happy, in cinemas never."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxWRPK1guBs

Same Kind of Different as Me aka Magical Negro The Movie

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Wasn't there a time when Greg Kinnear was kind of cool and had a promising movie career ahead of him

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Indolent Bastard posted:

Same Kind of Different as Me aka Magical Negro The Movie

Are this and Mr. Church the Deep Impact/Armageddon of 2016?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



ALFbrot posted:

Wasn't there a time when Greg Kinnear was kind of cool and had a promising movie career ahead of him

Could be said of everyone in that trailer. Alas, they're shitlords now...

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

ALFbrot posted:

Wasn't there a time when Greg Kinnear was kind of cool and had a promising movie career ahead of him

20 years ago?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




He was good in the Matador.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I can't stop watching the part where he asks his wife if it's sexy that he's hanging out with the homeless. I think the only way this movie could ever be redeemed is if they've been doing an excellent job of hiding a major plot beat where they ask the hobo to be their third.

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