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Her succesor Tom Emmer is about as big of a piece of poo poo as she is, as well as being a repeat DUI offender. Hopefully he's kicked out sooner than later so Anoka can stop being such a blight on the rest of the state.
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Casimir Radon posted:Her succesor Tom Emmer is about as big of a piece of poo poo as she is, as well as being a repeat DUI offender. Hopefully he's kicked out sooner than later so Anoka can stop being such a blight on the rest of the state.
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Azathoth posted:My favorite is the time she decided not to run for reelection because the Democrat she barely beat when he had no money was challenging her again and was gonna get a bunch of funding, so she decided not to run rather than get voted out of her heavily Republican district. part of why she didn't run was because "In 2013, Bachmann was under investigation by the House Ethics Committee, the Federal Election Commission, the Iowa Senate Ethics Committee, the Urbandale Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation because of alleged campaign finance violations in her 2012 campaign for President." (from wikipedia) i disagree with tom emmer on many, many things, but i give him credit for not being a complete embarrassment to my state. and he has done good outreach work among the Somali immigrant communities in his district & Minnesota as a whole edit: i do kind of wish bachmann was still being loud around the time the bird siege happened. im sure she would have had lots of wisdom to share Lutha Mahtin has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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iospace posted:Now the obligatory question: what does Fiore's niece think of Fiore? Strangely a lot for the amount that she enjoyed medical weed(for her pain so its ok) and any other party drug in vogue. Talks a lot of poo poo and got her job due to family connections with the local administration. I snapped at her two weeks at the end of burning man after she got our camp lead arrested by the cops on entry because she took no precaution wrapping the weed she brought and didn't fess up. (exposing the shitload of properly packed drugs that don't alert dogs like dank weed he was carrying for the camp). Aka "I almost brought all my guns and joined them, they are true patriots." I don't think she is camping with that camp again.
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Casimir Radon posted:I liked the time she hid in the bushes to spy on the gay rights rally. her husband did too but she didnt know about that
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Grognan posted:Strangely a lot for the amount that she enjoyed medical weed(for her pain so its ok) and any other party drug in vogue. Talks a lot of poo poo and got her job due to family connections with the local administration. I snapped at her two weeks at the end of burning man after she got our camp lead arrested by the cops on entry because she took no precaution wrapping the weed she brought and didn't fess up. (exposing the shitload of properly packed drugs that don't alert dogs like dank weed he was carrying for the camp). Insane libertarian fucktard, surprise surprise
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 09:41 |
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What got messier? Burning Man or the Malheur Wildlife refuge?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 10:00 |
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I like to think the hippies at least use their latrine pit as a combination crop field
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 10:10 |
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In which Ellie May meets the federal jury pool drawn from Portland. "It kinda told me we're screwed." Chef Boyardeez Nuts has issued a correction as of 14:23 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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I like the comment where some guy thinks that they can't be found in contempt if they self-defend.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:What got messier? Burning Man or the Malheur Wildlife refuge? Malheur by a very very huge margin.
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Subterfrugal posted:In which Ellie May meets the federal jury pool drawn from Portland. Ok, so if you favor gun regulations, dislike republicans, work for the federal government or think the Malheur occupation was "stupid" you are biased and should not be allowed on the jury. It seems that would leave a very specific subset of the population to draw the jury from.
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Anos posted:Ok, so if you favor gun regulations, dislike republicans, work for the federal government or think the Malheur occupation was "stupid" you are biased and should not be allowed on the jury. It seems that would leave a very specific subset of the population to draw the jury from. Ideally the jurors wouldn't have heard about it at all so would have no opinion. The only thing that would've been better is if the jurors all came from Burns.
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It sounds like this hearing was for preemptive challenges for cause based only on the juror questionnaire, which is a crazy high burden to meet but a relative time saver if they can somehow meet it. For example, a juror who straight up hated the Bundy's getting dismissed for medical reasons. The State could likely have rehabilitated that juror and forced the defense to burn a not-for-cause challenge, but the judge threw the defense a bone and they process it as Tyranny. I also love the mindless repetition of "known bad" phrases and mixed messaging. Allowing a pretrial hearing like this is the opposite of a Kangaroo Court which would need to go up and down quickly and without due process. Immediately after complaining that they aren't getting a fair hearing she complains about the cost of the process, which lol, because we have a word for a quick, cheap trial.
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Anos posted:Ok, so if you favor gun regulations, dislike republicans, work for the federal government or think the Malheur occupation was "stupid" you are biased and should not be allowed on the jury. It seems that would leave a very specific subset of the population to draw the jury from. Their peers. You're entitled to a jury of your peers, so only militia fucknuts should be allowed to judge them. That's how it works, right?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 21:35 |
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Should only let people on the jury who hide under tarps and have dug a ditch to poo poo in.
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Mirthless posted:She's probably fun to be around at times, but starts poo poo with everyone in the family and has awful political views. I bet she gives good christmas gifts. I bet she gives bootstraps
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Subterfrugal posted:In which Ellie May meets the federal jury pool drawn from Portland. I instantly thought of this when I watched it.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:04 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Their peers. You're entitled to a jury of your peers, so only militia fucknuts should be allowed to judge them. That's how it works, right? It's only fair that they be judged by people who know the secret extra house rule laws they follow.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:48 |
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How can it be fair if our free lawyers aren't wearing tailored suits?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:22 |
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"Excuse me, your honor, but this trial is a sham. I am not a boat, and these men before me are not my piers."
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cumshitter posted:"Excuse me, your honor, but this trial is a sham. I am not a boat, and these men before me are not my piers."
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:42 |
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Just finished up listening to that facebook video. Jesus, how entitled can you get?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:55 |
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Volcott posted:How can it be fair if our free lawyers aren't wearing tailored suits? cumshitter posted:"Excuse me, your honor, but this trial is a sham. I am not a boat, and these men before me are not my piers." I do not wish to create docking
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Internet Webguy posted:Should only let people on the jury who hide under tarps and have dug a ditch to poo poo in.
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SubponticatePoster posted:So the homeless and hardcore backpackers? homeless people use public restrooms and backpackers bring sleeping bags i will not rest until the malheur patriots have a jury of their true peers, who have not sullied their sails by swabbing the poop deck of their boats in statist "toilet chambers" Mirthless has issued a correction as of 17:23 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Alan Smithee posted:I do not wish to create docking I will not be coerced by your jack bumpered tugboats
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cumshitter posted:"Excuse me, your honor, but this trial is a sham. I am not a boat, and these men before me are not my piers." Alan Smithee posted:I do not wish to create docking SocketWrench posted:I will not be coerced by your jack bumpered tugboats Fantastic.
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Code Jockey posted:Fantastic.
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i am not a man, i am a boat and my berth certificate proves it.
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SubponticatePoster posted:So the homeless and hardcore backpackers? Hardcore backpackers literally carry their own poo poo out with them.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 21:56 |
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Judge Brown is sick of Ryan Bundy's poo poo and will revoke his right to defend himself http://media.oregonlive.com/portland_impact/other/rbundyjudgeshowcauseorder.pdf
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Tayter Swift posted:Judge Brown is sick of Ryan Bundy's poo poo and will revoke his right to defend himself That is a thing of beauty. Of course the SovCits will take this obviously self-inflicted injury as an act of horrendous oppression by the evil gubmint.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:51 |
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Tayter Swift posted:Judge Brown is sick of Ryan Bundy's poo poo and will revoke his right to defend himself
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quote:On July 28, 2016, he filed eight Documents that did not raise any legally cognizable issue for the Court to address, but that generally challenged the Court’s authority and jurisdiction. "What kind of magic spell are you trying to cast? I am a man, not a boat!" quote:Accordingly, on this record the Court orders Ryan Bundy to show cause in writing no later than Noon, August 29, 2016, why the Court should not terminate his pro se status... Wanna read that document.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:57 |
I love the phrase "did not raise any legally cognizable issue". I've never seen sovcit filings described so accurately with so few words.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:07 |
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Are these trials going to be televised? God I hope so.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:15 |
Tayter Swift posted:Judge Brown is sick of Ryan Bundy's poo poo and will revoke his right to defend himself owned
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:25 |
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It is absolutely incredible to me that they spent four months giving him final warnings before they finally took away his right to defend himself, lol
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:28 |
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Ryan Bundy: I want to defend myself. Judge: Okay, if that's what you really want. Ryan Bundy: I am not a boat! Judge: That's meaningless nonsense. Ryan Bundy: You can't judge me - I am not a boat! Judge: That's enough of that. Let's get on with business. Ryan Bundy: But I am not a boat! Judge: Stop saying that. Ryan Bundy: Seriously, I am not a boat! Judge: Stop saying that or else. Ryan Bundy: I AM NOT A BOAT! Judge: Alright, you have been warned. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take your toys away? Any bets that the response is going to be "I am not a boat!"?
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