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I mean, the reason they're getting up off the ground on that page is because Black Canary was so turned on by Batman beating up some thugs that she just had to have sex with him right then and there: "We keep our masks on" is such a laughable line that this page belongs in the thread too
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Zeeman posted:I mean, the reason they're getting up off the ground on that page is because Black Canary was so turned on by Batman beating up some thugs that she just had to have sex with him right then and there: In "Watchmen", Dan Dreiberg couldn't get it up until he and Laurie were all costumed up.
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Are the goons supposed to be dead? Is he killing them? Because if they're burning heaps, maybe do something about that?
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prefect posted:In "Watchmen", Dan Dreiberg couldn't get it up until he and Laurie were all costumed up. Yes, but that was a metaphor for how powerless and weak Dan feels in his civilian garb. That actually works as a character trait. In ASBAR, it just comes off as Miller writing bad porn.
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Ninja E-- ^^^^  prefect posted:In "Watchmen", Dan Dreiberg couldn't get it up until he and Laurie were all costumed up. And Dan's lack of confidence and impotence were explored as character beats prior to it. This is literally "you're so hot I want to bang you" on the level of a porno with delusions of grandeur. The more I read it through SomeJazzyRat's interpretation the funnier it becomes.
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Discendo Vox posted:Are the goons supposed to be dead? Is he killing them? Because if they're burning heaps, maybe do something about that? All Star Batman doesn't give a poo poo 
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  YOU'RE GETTING YOUR COUNTS MIXED UP RYAN
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My favorite part of that sequence is she actually has no idea who Count Nefaria is.
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You can always trust a nerd to be happy to teach someone binary, regardless of whether or not they know them.
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It's 1023, though, not 1031. I want a refund.
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Zeeman posted:I mean, the reason they're getting up off the ground on that page is because Black Canary was so turned on by Batman beating up some thugs that she just had to have sex with him right then and there: And I will leave my mask on *GAZE*
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I'd like to point out that up until the final panel, BC is hiding behind a box and Bats has little to no real clue who she is or what she's doing back there. So I guess she just jumps out and pulls down his pants or something?
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Choco1980 posted:I'd like to point out that up until the final panel, BC is hiding behind a box and Bats has little to no real clue who she is or what she's doing back there. So I guess she just jumps out and pulls down his pants or something? Well, yeah. If I was hiding behind crates and some lunatic shows up and wastes a bunch of dockworkers with guns, I want to make sure all my actions are interpreted as friendly.
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SynthOrange posted:
Is part of her superpower being able to extend the ring finger independently
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You can just tell the artist was drawing that thinking "this.... this is why I do this...."
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Drax is the greatest work of art produced by a former pro wrestler ever made.
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Roth posted:Drax is the greatest work of art produced by a former pro wrestler ever made. This is true in more ways than one.
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SynthOrange posted:
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They came aboard a gigantic crashed spaceship. Also its more like Aliens vs 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD8jAk274I man this series is getting pretty confusing
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Also we the readers have no idea if they're the owners of the ship or a parasite or whatever, so Aliens vs Predators vs Crusaders might still happen.
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Jerusalem posted:I'm pretty sure there is an issue where Batman invites Green Lantern to the Batcave or something and has Robin paint the entire place yellow before he gets there, which is an amazing dick move. VanSandman posted:And then offers him a refreshing glass of lemonade. You're both forgetting the height of insanity in that issue. That Batman and Robin both paint themselves yellow. Even their goddamned teeth. 
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Zeeman posted:I mean, the reason they're getting up off the ground on that page is because Black Canary was so turned on by Batman beating up some thugs that she just had to have sex with him right then and there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPR792hyUhk
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Frank Miller attempting to own the meme of Goddamn Batman will never not be funny to me.
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Detective Comics #939 A bunch of drones have been sent to Gotham targeting civilians. Batman and his team in Det* are trying to clear buildings.  *which includes Clayface
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Nessus posted:If I'm understanding this correctly, she's about to flick him the bird. Yeah, you gotta watch out for that when counting by hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlow12sSdmc
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Transformers vs GIJOE doesnt always make sense, being drawn / written by Tom Scioli in often non-linear unboxed fashion like a demented schoolkid. Also apparently they gave him all the toys in a giant box as reference material instead of comics or the shows?     
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It's better. They had all the history and storylines and then decided to ignore most of it in favour of looking at the toys and trying to work out what they mean. Then referencing poo poo that is from the regular continuity all over the place on top of that. Then they wrote it as a sort of stream of consciousness thing.
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SynthOrange posted:
"Count" Nefaria. I get it.
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Roth posted:Drax is the greatest work of art produced by a former pro wrestler ever made. I want to know the exact combination of circumstances that led to Punk writing 'FIN FANG FOOM AND TERRAX, BOTH IN OVERALLS, STAND BEFORE A BARN, IN A FIELD OF SPACE CHICKENS'. Not the plot leading to it, but what he was doing that day that led to the idea.
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Gaz-L posted:I want to know the exact combination of circumstances that led to Punk writing 'FIN FANG FOOM AND TERRAX, BOTH IN OVERALLS, STAND BEFORE A BARN, IN A FIELD OF SPACE CHICKENS'. Not the plot leading to it, but what he was doing that day that led to the idea.
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Red posted:"Count" Nefaria. I get it.
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Gaz-L posted:I want to know the exact combination of circumstances that led to Punk writing 'FIN FANG FOOM AND TERRAX, BOTH IN OVERALLS, STAND BEFORE A BARN, IN A FIELD OF SPACE CHICKENS'. Not the plot leading to it, but what he was doing that day that led to the idea.
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A giant whiteboard in a boardroom with:quote:Fin Fang Foom
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goatface posted:It's better. They had all the history and storylines and then decided to ignore most of it in favour of looking at the toys and trying to work out what they mean. Then referencing poo poo that is from the regular continuity all over the place on top of that. Scioli specifically says that he treated the whole thing as a comic adaptation of a movie. Like with other adaptations, due to space constraints, he had to cut out all the fluff, aka anything that wasn't action.
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Uthor posted:Scioli specifically says that he treated the whole thing as a comic adaptation of a movie. Like with other adaptations, due to space constraints, he had to cut out all the fluff, aka anything that wasn't action. Jack Kirby was terrible at adaptations. 
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prefect posted:Jack Kirby was terrible at adaptations. That's my favorite Powerman 5000 song.
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