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monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

pig slut lisa posted:

Ah, r/wallstreetbets :allears:

You missed this:



:allears:

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

pathetic little tramp posted:

The fun part is the kid thinks his dad 'created' this device instead of just buying it from some cheapo Chinese electronics outlet.

And on top of this, the device his dad 'invented' is in a 'legal grey area'.

Please, please take over your dad's illegal middleman enterprise that is over 300k dollars in debt. It's such a great idea considering you have paranoia and anxiety issues.

Kids these days can't even run drugs anymore, jesus christ.
I mean, the device sounds pretty cool if it's what I think it is, no idea how he got in 300k of debt selling a pre-existing product though.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I mean, the device sounds pretty cool if it's what I think it is, no idea how he got in 300k of debt selling a pre-existing product though.

Well you have to pay the guy who sells it to you, pay the guy who ships it, pay the guy who stores it, and probably pay someone for a "license" to sell it.

Maybe a diagram will help:

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
If that dude sold his AMD stocks today, he'd make a sweet 400 bucks.

AMD does seem to be building steam with their new processors though.

Strangelet Wave
Nov 6, 2004

Surely you're joking!
Am I reading this right? Did that guy just refer to a credit limit as a "balance" and a cash advance as a "balance transfer"?

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Strangelet Wave posted:

Am I reading this right? Did that guy just refer to a credit limit as a "balance" and a cash advance as a "balance transfer"?

He's using "balance" interchangeably with "limit" but since that fits his use, that's not too crazy :v:

The cash advance may be treated like a balance transfer, especially if it was a promo offer. Citi offered us one at the beginning of this year for 0% until April 2017 for a 3% transfer fee. You could pay off any card(s) (they'd split payment for you), certain bills, or let you deposit straight into a checking account. I used it as cash on hand to negotiate a lower settlement for one of my student loans without having to dip into savings for a couple grand. Keep in mind this only works if you are not an idiot and you budget for the payoff in time as well. Even with the transfer fee I came out way ahead.

Using a cash advance to trade on margin, 0% APR or no: always BWM.

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X

TLG James posted:

If that dude sold his AMD stocks today, he'd make a sweet 400 bucks.

AMD does seem to be building steam with their new processors though.
Would he sell it and buy Intel :classiclol:

SweetSassyMolassy
Oct 31, 2010

Moneyball posted:

I don't break this saying out much, but sweet sassy molassy.

Hmm?

Guess I've been lurking this thread for too long anyway.

The AMD guy kinda blows me away. He borrowed money from a credit card company to put in his brokerage account. Then he borrows more on the borrowed money using margin so that he can increase the total number of shares. On top of this AMD just came out with some slick new video cards and such so the statement that they've pretty much already shown their hand seems true to me, the stock price has already quadrupled in the last year. Maybe they have some cool next gen processors they've not told anyone about? They may be due.

I'd hate to get that margin call. "Yeah, your borrowed money's borrowed money stock is worth so little you owe us. Pay us or we're liquidating your account." I bet he'd get another balance transfer card to pay it off to keep the bet going. I bet he'd keep balance transferring the debt until he broke even (after paying several 3% transfer fees) so he doesn't admit defeat.

On the other hand the 21 months thing would be cool if it all works out... You'd only pay capital gains tax on it...


Speaking of stock and bad with money,

A co-worker and I got to talking about retirement savings/pensions/etc and he said that he'd never be in the stock market again. He said he lost over a third of his account in 08/09 and couldn't stand it anymore and pulled out. Said it put him back a few years, but at least he saved some of it before it went down any further... He retired a few months ago. At least he's got a pension he can count on.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

Speaking of stock and bad with money,

A co-worker and I got to talking about retirement savings/pensions/etc and he said that he'd never be in the stock market again. He said he lost over a third of his account in 08/09 and couldn't stand it anymore and pulled out. Said it put him back a few years, but at least he saved some of it before it went down any further... He retired a few months ago. At least he's got a pension he can count on.
ugh, every time I hear someone pulling out after the Great Recession I just feel sick. Yeah my retirement account looked terrible, but I wanted so bad to plow every free dollar I had into the stock market. Unfortunately I had just about graduated grad school so I didn't have free money other than my emergency fund.

SweetSassyMolassy
Oct 31, 2010

DarkHorse posted:

ugh, every time I hear someone pulling out after the Great Recession I just feel sick. Yeah my retirement account looked terrible, but I wanted so bad to plow every free dollar I had into the stock market. Unfortunately I had just about graduated grad school so I didn't have free money other than my emergency fund.

During that timeframe I hadn't even figured out the point of a 401k. Where I work everyone gets a pension given certain criteria, and that was good enough for me back then. What I've noticed though is that a significant amount of the people I talk to at work have a similar point of view.

One guy I talked to said something like "I played around with those money markets once and lost over 10 grand. I don't invest in that stuff anymore." and it just confuses me. Losing money in a money market account? Maybe he was doing a peer to peer lending thing?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

DarkHorse posted:

ugh, every time I hear someone pulling out after the Great Recession I just feel sick. Yeah my retirement account looked terrible, but I wanted so bad to plow every free dollar I had into the stock market. Unfortunately I had just about graduated grad school so I didn't have free money other than my emergency fund.

Is it fair to say that you didn't have a very large balance during the recession? It was a lot harder to stay the course for people who had 10-20-30 years' of savings dropping like a stone. Obviously they did the wrong thing, but it was a lot easier to see it is a great buying opportunity for people who were young and had only "lost" a few hundred or thousand dollars.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Is it fair to say that you didn't have a very large balance during the recession? It was a lot harder to stay the course for people who had 10-20-30 years' of savings dropping like a stone. Obviously they did the wrong thing, but it was a lot easier to see it is a great buying opportunity for people who were young and had only "lost" a few hundred or thousand dollars.
i don't remember offhand how much I had, but I know I "lost" tens of thousands at least. I worked before grad school and was socking away at least 15% of my very good income, so it wasn't insubstantial.

I did have the benefit of having a few decades before I retired and no debt so I didn't have to worry, but honestly anyone that wasn't retiring that year or five should have hopefully known things would get better, and in all likelihood would get a solid and sustained return on anything invested at that point.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

pig slut lisa posted:

Ah, r/wallstreetbets :allears:

I love how it goes from a discussion of his position being a 50:50 bet to some argument about AMD taking a big slice of the VR market. Pure speculative gibberish.

quote:

RemindMe! 4 months when AMD is at $17.20 (calling it) or to attend this guys funeral.

A legit tl;dr right there.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

During that timeframe I hadn't even figured out the point of a 401k. Where I work everyone gets a pension given certain criteria, and that was good enough for me back then. What I've noticed though is that a significant amount of the people I talk to at work have a similar point of view.

One guy I talked to said something like "I played around with those money markets once and lost over 10 grand. I don't invest in that stuff anymore." and it just confuses me. Losing money in a money market account? Maybe he was doing a peer to peer lending thing?

Obviously he didn't literally mean a money market account

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
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Well what about a company where considerably less people pay into that pool and whether or not you get paid out in event of a loss or emergency is referred back to literally everyone else paying into the insurance pool?

Sound fun?

Well, I haven't even told you the best part.




Bitcoin.



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quote:

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BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Well there wouldn't be any conflict of interest there at all, how could any of that go wrong?

Eyes Only
May 20, 2008

Do not attempt to adjust your set.
Bitcoin eventually reinvents all of finance, episode 27: mutual insurance.

SweetSassyMolassy
Oct 31, 2010
Bought new truck i can't afford

quote:

Hi everyone, new here,
id like to ask advice for my situation, i bought a truck a few months ago, but my financial situation is excellent currently so i bought a house,
i work construction in the oil patch in alberta (electrician apprentice, im 23).

i will be getting laid off in a month or 2 ( as expected) and when i do, finding a job in the oil patch is a gamble in this economy and my income will half if i work in town, therefore i need to lower my monthly obligation,

i made a mistake and i know it. Not a smart financial move, not a smart anything move but im young and stupid and mistakes happen.

what i'd like to know is the best way to proceed for me... I'll break down my finances for everyone to see and give advice :

mortgage payment : 1500 (utilities inc)
truck payment 355 bi-weekly ( 64,000$ loan 0% interet over 84 months)
quad payment : 111$ bi-weekly ( 1.9% interest, i dont want to get rid of this one)
food : 300-400$/ month
cell phone : 55/month x2 (me and wife)
truck insurance : 240$/month
quad insurance, life insurance, mortgage insurance, house insurance : 200$/month
misc expenses including gas for truck : 400-500$/month

income in town : 2800$/month (me)
1600$/month (wife)


Im finding i waste too much money on my truck and its killing me, i hate it but i cant seem to get rid of it.
i owe 62000$ and its worth 45,000... I am considering buying a cheap truck and stopping payments on this one and letting the bank repo it (seize or sue law in british Columbia where i live)

Might be worth it to note my credit is perfect at the moment but i have everything i need so ruining it for a few years doesnt sound like such a big deal... Might help me to not have the option to buy a big boat or new toys haha...(im an impulsive buyer sometimes when it comes
to big things but im cheap on day to day things)

im open to ideas, people on this forum seem smart and willing to give advice on best course of action... Im thinking financially just letting the bank repo it would save me the most money

It doesn't seem so terrible as it seems like he's got the income to cover it all, just that his vehicles cost significantly close to his mortgage every month, and he rolled negative equity into his truck.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

Bought new truck i can't afford


It doesn't seem so terrible as it seems like he's got the income to cover it all, just that his vehicles cost significantly close to his mortgage every month, and he rolled negative equity into his truck.

How on earth is his $64,000 truck worth $45,000 now? The whole "your car is worth 25% less when you drive it off the lot" usually isn't that literal...

Did he just overpay by $10k in exchange for getting a 0% loan? What!

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

How on earth is his $64,000 truck worth $45,000 now? The whole "your car is worth 25% less when you drive it off the lot" usually isn't that literal...

Did he just overpay by $10k in exchange for getting a 0% loan? What!

Something about rolling negative equity. Looks like he went from one underwater loan to another, along with buying too much truck. Seems to have massive insurance on it as well. Either way it doesn't matter as he probably won't be able to make any payments in 5 months time.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Doesn't letting it get repossessed not even work out like he thinks? Bank auctions it (for much less than 47k) and sues him for the difference?
Can you bankrupt your way out of that with his income? I guess at least he already has a house.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
This reminds me of some quality time I spend in Edmonton in 2010 where the local Chevy dealers had rolling 0 days inventory of Silverado 2500s and 3500s. (Something like 60-90 days would be normal)

Classic Alberta blue collar retardation. Good news is you can get a slightly used one for super cheap!

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Maybe I'm missing something. Wouldn't the vastly better option be to sell the truck, roll the negative equity into the cheapest truck/SUV/other 4WD or AWD vehicle he could still get a loan for, in order to cut his insurance and payments into a fraction of what they currently are? I mean, having a big luxury truck is probably a status symbol for him, but I'm talking if he wasn't going to let his pride ruin him.

Or do auto loans not work like that? I have never gotten one, I'm still driving the car my parents bought me when I started college.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Moneyball posted:

Doesn't letting it get repossessed not even work out like he thinks? Bank auctions it (for much less than 47k) and sues him for the difference?
Can you bankrupt your way out of that with his income? I guess at least he already has a house.

Apparently there are places with seize or sue limitations. Although given how retarded the truck guy is he could be in the wrong state. It would make things simple for him especially if the truck is underwater and he has no job.

e: Worker steals $46k from casino to pay for his babby, and has to pay it back.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/83543513/skycity-worker-given-home-detention-after-stealing-45000-worth-of-chips

Devian666 fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 25, 2016

Easychair Bootson
May 7, 2004

Where's the last guy?
Ultimo hombre.
Last man standing.
Must've been one.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Maybe I'm missing something. Wouldn't the vastly better option be to sell the truck, roll the negative equity into the cheapest truck/SUV/other 4WD or AWD vehicle he could still get a loan for, in order to cut his insurance and payments into a fraction of what they currently are? I mean, having a big luxury truck is probably a status symbol for him, but I'm talking if he wasn't going to let his pride ruin him.

Or do auto loans not work like that? I have never gotten one, I'm still driving the car my parents bought me when I started college.
He's $17k underwater. Nobody is going to offer him a $22k loan on a $5k car.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I don't get how homedawg is paying 710 a month on a zero percent loan and still owes that much money. He got hosed on the original deal.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

I don't get how homedawg is paying 710 a month on a zero percent loan and still owes that much money. He got hosed on the original deal.

I agree he got hosed on that deal, and being a 7 year loan he got double hosed as it was always going to be underwater for the full term. Given how much he spends on fuel he will probably run it into the ground in 4-5 years (if it isn't repo'd first).

T.C.
Feb 10, 2004

Believe.

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

Bought new truck i can't afford


It doesn't seem so terrible as it seems like he's got the income to cover it all, just that his vehicles cost significantly close to his mortgage every month, and he rolled negative equity into his truck.

Except he's in Canada, so his mortgage term is between 1 and 5 years, at which point he's going to have to refinance unless he's going to sell. So yeah, his credit rating definitely matters if he wants a decent mortgage rate in a couple of years.

Also, it looks like they can take the car and sue you for the balance in Alberta: https://www.servicealberta.ca/pdf/tipsheets/What_Creditors_Can_Do_If_You_Cant_Pay.pdf

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Presumably the truck is new as well with some form of warranty on expensive repairs in the short term. I don't think he saves any money by taking his underwater shiny pickup and rolling his negative equity plus tax, title and fees into a used car.

Maybe I should see if that orange Lambo I used to see cruising around in Williston, ND is in a used lot next time I'm up there though.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If he's got good insurance he should just torch the truck. Arson, the tried and true GWM.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Solice Kirsk posted:

If he's got good insurance he should just torch the truck. Arson, the tried and true GWM.

Too obvious, needs to be an accident that totals the truck. Maybe he has gap insurance? Does gap insurance cover negative equity rolled into the loan?

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010
Just drive it into the ocean like that one guy did with his Bugatti. Free insurance money!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

It doesn't seem so terrible as it seems like he's got the income to cover it all

Did everyone just miss the "i will be getting laid off in a month or 2 ( as expected)" part of that truck moron's post, or is there something I'm not getting here

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Did everyone just miss the "i will be getting laid off in a month or 2 ( as expected)" part of that truck moron's post, or is there something I'm not getting here

The income number he's giving is apparently for "in town" employment where work is easier to find but less lucrative. I assume it's not oil related and probably will get bid down as other oil guys get laid off, but probably more stable.

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

Moneyball posted:

Doesn't letting it get repossessed not even work out like he thinks? Bank auctions it (for much less than 47k) and sues him for the difference?
Can you bankrupt your way out of that with his income? I guess at least he already has a house.

It depends on the specifics of the loan but in Alberta and British Columbia it is not unusual to have seize or sue loans where the dealership cannot pursue the debt after seizing the truck.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
On the plus side, if he rolled a higher interest auto loan into that truck financing, he's actually saving money. Sort of.

84 months...<shudder>

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


BraveUlysses posted:

Too obvious, needs to be an accident that totals the truck. Maybe he has gap insurance? Does gap insurance cover negative equity rolled into the loan?

My sister probably deserves her own BWM thread. Rather than fix the brakes on her hand-me-down Subaru that was in otherwise great shape, she decided she needed a new car. So without consulting anyone, she went down to the dealer and ended up buying an ex-fleet Mazda 2. At 19% interest on a 72 month loan. She was on the hook to pay over $23k on a car with no cruise control, no power windows and 60k miles that only cost around $13k brand new. I had to explain my horrified reaction to her.

Several months later, she got t-boned pulling out onto a highway. The only thing she (inadvertently) did right was say yes to gap insurance while she was saying yes to everything else the dealer threw at her. She wasn't hurt, but the car was totalled, and gap insurance covered the huge difference in value. She swears to this day that it wasn't intentional, but I still have my doubts.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Enos Cabell posted:

My sister probably deserves her own BWM thread. Rather than fix the brakes on her hand-me-down Subaru that was in otherwise great shape, she decided she needed a new car. So without consulting anyone, she went down to the dealer and ended up buying an ex-fleet Mazda 2. At 19% interest on a 72 month loan. She was on the hook to pay over $23k on a car with no cruise control, no power windows and 60k miles that only cost around $13k brand new. I had to explain my horrified reaction to her.

Several months later, she got t-boned pulling out onto a highway. The only thing she (inadvertently) did right was say yes to gap insurance while she was saying yes to everything else the dealer threw at her. She wasn't hurt, but the car was totalled, and gap insurance covered the huge difference in value. She swears to this day that it wasn't intentional, but I still have my doubts.

Was she found at fault for failing to yield while merging? Either way I'd expect her rates to skyrocket.

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Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
IF your vehicle gets totaled AND the other driver is fully at fault AND you're not upside down on the car AND you don't end up with big medical bills, you get paid out based on fair market value without any regard to depreciation of your car or other problems with it like deferred maintenance etc. so getting totaled can be more lucrative than trying to sell it either to a dealer or private party.

Getting your car totaled is GWM. If you're not seriously injured or killed.

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