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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Strudel Man posted:

That's pretty impressive on their part, considering that the engagement ring dates back at least to Roman times.

Engagement rings have been around forever but "spend 1/6 of what you make in a year or you are a bad person who doesn't really love her" is new, especially in light of how artificially expensive diamonds are. That on top of blood diamonds and all.

Diamond engagement rings are a God awful tradition that a company literally invented whole cloth to make you spend money. Really America's wedding industry as a whole is horrifyingly predatory.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

mind the walrus posted:


You'd think this would be common sense--and it is after the fact--yet I and nearly everyone I know has to go through that phase where they deny it because they really want to believe that somewhere out there is a public figure who isn't acting. Do you know which people do that? The crazy burnout drugged-up folk who actually implode and ruin their careers. They're the ones who aren't acting. Everyone else is managing a stage persona. Everyone. Yes him too. I don't even know who you were thinking of but I guarantee they are too.

gently caress you, Mister Rogers and Carl Sagan were who they presented themselves as, and I will hear none of your lies.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Engagement rings have been around forever but "spend 1/6 of what you make in a year or you are a bad person who doesn't really love her" is new, especially in light of how artificially expensive diamonds are. That on top of blood diamonds and all.

I got a tip from an ex-Jared employee that if you want an engagement ring without going hungry, what you want is white created sapphire. They're artificially grown and cost pennies to make, so they cost a significant fraction of what diamonds cost and are indistinguishable to everyone but professional appraisers. Set that in some sterling silver and you're only down a few hundred dollars.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Waffleman_ posted:

I got a tip from an ex-Jared employee that if you want an engagement ring without going hungry, what you want is white created sapphire. They're artificially grown and cost pennies to make, so they cost a significant fraction of what diamonds cost and are indistinguishable to everyone but professional appraisers. Set that in some sterling silver and you're only down a few hundred dollars.

Huh, that's interesting. My girlfriend (soon to be fiancee) was angling toward wanting a moonstone ring. You think they're about the same price?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Well, their post didn't mention moonstone, and I'm not a jewelry expert, so I dunno. Probably less expensive than diamond, though!

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

There's an a/t thread populated by jewelry pros and hobbyists if you want some expert advice on stones and metals and shiny thingies. Just skip to the end of the thread because I don't think the OP is still around.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3331917

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Johnny Aztec posted:

gently caress you, Mister Rogers and Carl Sagan were who they presented themselves as, and I will hear none of your lies.

Mr Rogers's children said that any time he got mad at them, he wouldn't raise his voice or anything like that; he'd sit down at the piano and play angrily until he calmed down. Then he'd calmly and compassionately talk with them about what happened and what the consequences would be. Every account I've ever seen of him has been like this. I'm sure he had flaws, being only human, but there is more than enough evidence as to how he treated other people that even if it was discovered he was a furry with a vast collection of farm animal on modified kitchen appliance pornography I'd still say his TV persona wasn't an act.

Don't know anything about Sagan aside from that story about Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Strudel Man posted:

That's pretty impressive on their part, considering that the engagement ring dates back at least to Roman times.

Classic long con.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
I just started listening to MBMBAM on their archive on Podbay a few months ago. I'm up to episode 100-something and have never heard any ads. Do the later episodes have them on podbay or just current episodes hosted on Maxfun?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

cohsae posted:

The ad for flophouse is so irritating to me that I can't get past it. I liked mst3k though and I think flophouse is similar so maybe I should erase the ad from my mind and give it a try?
On the other hand I just keep hearing that loving "singing long irritating sooongs like this ooonnnnee". One time they did a swap over where the flophouse crew hosted The Adventure Zone and he actually broke into a long irritating song within the first 5 minutes.

Flophouse is godawful, much like How Did This Get Made they stopped trying years ago and it's mostly just a bunch of people with annoying voices talking over each other and using the movie as the flimsy estate excuse to shoot the poo poo and promote themselves.

If you want a quality bad movie podcast listen to We Hate Movies instead, it's three New York guys with backgrounds in improv and voices that don't make you want to kill yourself who actually watch the movie beforehand and do a decent job organically moving through it while doing some choice jokes and characters. And they don't just do the same low-budget horror and action movies everyone else does, some of their best episodes are on dour 90's indie movies and crazy Lifetime deep cuts; one of them actually worked for Lifetime years ago so they have a lot of insider knowledge.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
edit: Never mind, here's a lovely commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRP9OFx9W8c

ghost emoji has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Aug 26, 2016

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Guy Mann posted:

Flophouse is godawful, much like How Did This Get Made they stopped trying years ago and it's mostly just a bunch of people with annoying voices talking over each other and using the movie as the flimsy estate excuse to shoot the poo poo and promote themselves.

If you want a quality bad movie podcast listen to We Hate Movies instead, it's three New York guys with backgrounds in improv and voices that don't make you want to kill yourself who actually watch the movie beforehand and do a decent job organically moving through it while doing some choice jokes and characters. And they don't just do the same low-budget horror and action movies everyone else does, some of their best episodes are on dour 90's indie movies and crazy Lifetime deep cuts; one of them actually worked for Lifetime years ago so they have a lot of insider knowledge.

you are the most tiresome person

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Waffleman_ posted:

They're artificially grown and cost pennies to make, so they cost a significant fraction of what diamonds cost

A significant fraction? I think you mean the opposite.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think I do.

The point is they are noticeably cheaper than diamonds.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Yeah I assume he meant significantly smaller fraction.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'd still say [Mr Rogers'] TV persona wasn't an act.

FWIW, my step-dad went to Pittsburgh Theological Seminary with Mr. Rogers (Fred's a Presbyterian minister), and according to him: yeah, he really was that soft-spoken, even-tempered, compassionate guy who wore cardigan sweaters. And when he gave sermons he sounded exactly like he did on TV.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I just started listening to MBMBAM on their archive on Podbay a few months ago. I'm up to episode 100-something and have never heard any ads. Do the later episodes have them on podbay or just current episodes hosted on Maxfun?

it's probably just episodes on maximum fun because the pre-100 ads were full of crazy poo poo like extreme restraints and griffin singing pitches for people who paid to advertise on the show

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




chitoryu12 posted:

Huh, that's interesting. My girlfriend (soon to be fiancee) was angling toward wanting a moonstone ring. You think they're about the same price?

Moonstone is so pretty! :3: I would assume you're purchasing stuff from a jewelry store or whatever and not like handmade or something, but the fancier ones I see regularly on etsy (well made and very pretty) are often between $100 -$200, a lot are sterling silver and I'm sure there are gold/rose gold and probably stainless steel options as well. :)

We went with <$15 total of stainless steel bands for 'engagement' and a new set for the actual wedding, but we're also filthy poors

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

The Door Frame posted:

When I first saw Jim Sterling do the same bit on the Escapist, a friend asked if the show was any good. I told him that, "it's just a greasy, British, Bill Hicks wannabe that can only talk to people because his massive gut stopped him from shoving his head up his own rear end; jerking off on camera for 5 minutes."
And the majority of the community also reacted in much the same way, but directly to him. Then he broke kayfabe, said he was listening to the feedback and his next few episodes would be toned down a bit. I've regularly watched his show since, because even when he's wrong, his routine is very well realized and I get a kick out of a fat guy in a bowler hat and trench coat talking about how amazing he is

I really don't like Jim Sterling's videos because I am from England and I get exposed to enough fat pale men in dreary surroundings complaining about everything in my day-to-day life, and I don't want to watch more of them on my computer.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Mann posted:

Flophouse is godawful, much like How Did This Get Made they stopped trying years ago and it's mostly just a bunch of people with annoying voices talking over each other and using the movie as the flimsy estate excuse to shoot the poo poo and promote themselves.

If you want a quality bad movie podcast listen to We Hate Movies instead, it's three New York guys with backgrounds in improv and voices that don't make you want to kill yourself who actually watch the movie beforehand and do a decent job organically moving through it while doing some choice jokes and characters. And they don't just do the same low-budget horror and action movies everyone else does, some of their best episodes are on dour 90's indie movies and crazy Lifetime deep cuts; one of them actually worked for Lifetime years ago so they have a lot of insider knowledge.


Seriously, 95% of podcasts are awful whitewashing trash. Listen to shows like My Favorite Murder and Last Podcast on the Left, at least the hosts don't censor themselves that much

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

ghost emoji posted:

edit: Never mind, here's a lovely commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRP9OFx9W8c

Progressive might be the company I hated the least after a two week trip to Minnesota. They have a lot of different commercials in rotation, so the endless commercial breaks at least had something mildly interesting to offer. It also decreases the chance of seeing a specific annoying Progressive ad.
Also the huge amount of commericals made me realise why every hour in 24 was only 45 minutes at home.

The worst commercials were either the prescription drugs who dedicated 1-2 minutes to listing side effects while smiling people did stuff, or all the shady lawyers telling me that I can get a bag of cash if I died.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

canis minor posted:

What makes me cringe about Adam Ruins Everything is this constant "oh no, I'm so insufferable, I'm so bad, and now I'll ruin the thing you like by telling you some facts about it, by the way, did I say I'm insufferable yet? I'm insufferable, believe me".

If it helps, on the recent one, they've given him a very punchable straight man so he seems a lot less insufferable (in comparison)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNRpb_E0jPc

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

spog posted:

If it helps, on the recent one, they've given him a very punchable straight man so he seems a lot less insufferable (in comparison)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNRpb_E0jPc

You're referring to the black dude with tight clothing and a hat as "straight"?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The Snoo posted:

Moonstone is so pretty! :3: I would assume you're purchasing stuff from a jewelry store or whatever and not like handmade or something, but the fancier ones I see regularly on etsy (well made and very pretty) are often between $100 -$200, a lot are sterling silver and I'm sure there are gold/rose gold and probably stainless steel options as well. :)

We went with <$15 total of stainless steel bands for 'engagement' and a new set for the actual wedding, but we're also filthy poors

I'm probably going to end up getting it at a store, since there's a really specific event I'm planning on proposing at and I'm going to be in NYC from tomorrow until a few days before that event so trying to order online would be a tricky proposition. I was going to see if I could find a store in New York selling them. I've been told that she'd only be upset if I bought like, some $5 zinc ring or something so I'm not concerned about hunting down an expensive piece of art.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Non Serviam posted:

You're referring to the black dude with tight clothing and a hat as "straight"?

The straight man is a foil for the comedic man in this context. Think Dean Martin to Jerry Lewis or David Spade to Chris Farley.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Uggggggh https://twitter.com/totinos/status/766709671365312513 originally read it as goatse robot

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Grey Fox posted:

originally read it as goatse robot

That's a stretch.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Grey Fox posted:

Uggggggh https://twitter.com/totinos/status/766709671365312513 originally read it as goatse robot

Nobody asked for this.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Grey Fox posted:

Uggggggh https://twitter.com/totinos/status/766709671365312513 originally read it as goatse robot

I take it back this is way worse than the Arby's videogame thing.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
My flavor is augmented.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Red Bones posted:

I really don't like Jim Sterling's videos because I am from England and I get exposed to enough fat pale men in dreary surroundings complaining about everything in my day-to-day life, and I don't want to watch more of them on my computer.

Also, no offense to your culture or whatever, but there is a sort of vibe that a lot of the chubby angry British YT people (Jim Sterling, Guru Larry) have that makes them sound like carnival workers from a turn of the century 90's BBC series. I keep expecting one of them to try and sell me on some kind of dice game or boxing scam.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012


bootstraps your pregnancy

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.nknews.org/2016/08/netflix-style-video-on-demand-comes-to-north-korea-state-tv-shows/

quote:

Netflix style video-on-demand comes to North Korea, state TV shows
With device, users can search for material by title or category

Netflix style video-on-demand services via quasi-internet protocol television (IPTV) have come to North Korea, state broadcaster the Korea Central Television (KCTV) showed on Tuesday.

A set-top box named ‘Manbang’, which means ‘everywhere’ or ‘every direction’, enables viewers to replay documentary films about the leadership and learn Russian and English languages, using IPTV services.

If true, the ‘Manbang’ represents a stunning development in domestic North Korean television technology, considering the highly limited availability of internet in the country.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

That's not netflix, that's time warner cable set-top box style VOD - video on demand. Netflix is pure internet streaming. But I guess netflix is the popular thing these days so people have forgotten all about VOD.

lol manbang

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Haha manbang

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Also, no offense to your culture or whatever, but there is a sort of vibe that a lot of the chubby angry British YT people (Jim Sterling, Guru Larry) have that makes them sound like carnival workers from a turn of the century 90's BBC series. I keep expecting one of them to try and sell me on some kind of dice game or boxing scam.

Americans tend to like the brash and over the top British people like John Oliver and James Corden or the ones who come off as incredibly posh and refined like Hugh Lawrie, Benedict Cumberbatch and Damien Lewis. Basically Americans like British people who appear to have stepped off the set of Mary Poppins.

Having said that I can't explain Jason Statham.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

No one can explain Jason Statham. He's the bloke who comes to fix your boiler, except somehow a film star.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Grey Fox posted:

Uggggggh https://twitter.com/totinos/status/766709671365312513 originally read it as goatse robot

I didn't snack for this.

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Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Werong Bustope posted:

No one can explain Jason Statham. He's the bloke who comes to fix your boiler, except somehow a film star.

Statham got into acting because he spent a lot of time growing up working as a street vendor selling counterfeit goods while he was trying to start a modelling career, and then Guy Richie met him and cast him because he needed someone to play a dodgy street vendor. His entire image is "buff normal guy".

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Also, no offense to your culture or whatever, but there is a sort of vibe that a lot of the chubby angry British YT people (Jim Sterling, Guru Larry) have that makes them sound like carnival workers from a turn of the century 90's BBC series. I keep expecting one of them to try and sell me on some kind of dice game or boxing scam.

I think a lot of the people who do "chubby angry British guy" shtick come from slightly shittier parts of the country that were also the source of working class carnival workers, as opposed to like, posh dudes who read the news on the BBC, or farmers. That isn't to say that people from wealthier parts of England can't go on to become angry fat people on youtube, it's something anyone on this fair isle can aspire to be.

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