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ChesterJT posted:Wanna play some Real rear end Chess. Is that on the Play Store or Itunes only? It's on "iFunny.co" apparently
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Oh and charge your drat phone Anderron !!! Fucker!!!
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ChesterJT posted:Wanna play some Real rear end Chess. Is that on the Play Store or Itunes only? The dude who made Realistic Summer Sports Simulator and Desert Golfing should seriously consider developing "Real rear end Chess". Make it have a 1/1000 change to load up as "Real Asschess", and everything is butt-related.
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I click on the thumbnail for a phone screenshot where I can plainly see that it's a photo of a woman showing off her cleavage and the first place my eyes go to is the battery icon. Shameful. (6% how could you)
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I click on the thumbnail for a phone screenshot where I can plainly see that it's a photo of a woman showing off her cleavage and the first place my eyes go to is the battery icon. I have a spare battery sitting on a charging cradle at all times. Judgment reversed and remanded.
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Aug 26, 2016 02:11
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10pm is as good a time as any to charge the phone and go to sleep.
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Aug 26, 2016 02:19
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argh these darned unhealthy recipe .gifs oh whoa hey bananas foster WITH NO RUM OR SPICES gently caress GODDARN but you wrap it in spring rolls v original and great
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Aug 26, 2016 03:48
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i mean she's still getting a job that piss tested her how successful could she be lmao
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Moridin920 posted:i mean she's still getting a job that piss tested her how successful could she be lmao Top secret requires a lie detector and piss, one of which you can drink from my cock
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yeah p sure drug history would disqualify her anyway there chief
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Idk anything in the medical field requires one
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Moridin920 posted:yeah p sure drug history would disqualify her anyway there chief Apart from it doesn't actually. Being clean now and admitting to it has gotten lots of people clearances. There's some website with all the deets.
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Far from ugly!!!
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Aug 26, 2016 05:27
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Parenting win, time to celebrate with wine. 
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just rename the facebook thread to 'gr8 job, proud of me' and it's all summed up
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Totally TWISTED posted:Apart from it doesn't actually. Being clean now and admitting to it has gotten lots of people clearances. There's some website with all the deets. yeah for like weed sometimes in college lol
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Moridin920 posted:yeah for like weed sometimes in college lol Only FBI has a "Can't have used drugs ever" policy. Every other department, even stuff like CIA and NSA, have a 12-month no-use requirement in them now. They finally realized that not hiring cyber specialists because they smoked the ganja once in 1997 is a pretty terrible way to conduct national security interests.
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Does she make that face in every photo?
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Moridin920 posted:i mean she's still getting a job that piss tested her how successful could she be lmao There are other jobs besides IT dweeb
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cyberia posted:
Edgy 2 the max.
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Aug 26, 2016 12:54
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i bet shes got at least 3 kids with different dads too
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mrwuss posted:i bet shes got at least 3 kids with different dads too mixed race
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drat that bitch is on mothafuckin FLEEK
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cyberia posted:
These own zone photoshops getting too real.
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cyberia posted:
can you really brag about having a job while tattooed if that job is as a tattoo artist? its like saying you're a mechanic or cook, those are the jobs you can get
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Aug 26, 2016 14:04
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Yeah, I have oil on my shirt, and am a mechanic!
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im a retard and i work from home (haha, a little inside joke for yall  )
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steinrokkan posted:im a retard and i work from home Oh so you're a retard masturb-oh wait I hosed this up. Carry on.
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Bitter Mushroom posted:im covered in spaghetti and i have a job You don't work at the Chef Boyardi canning plant, do you?
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cyberia posted:
what's with that downsy expression she seems to have deliberately put on is this a thing I've somehow missed
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Maybe her tongue is just oversized for her mouth, like a pug
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Gotta love h8ers
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Blue Train posted:can you really brag about having a job while tattooed if that job is as a tattoo artist? its like saying you're a mechanic or cook, those are the jobs you can get There's a difference slight curve on this when it comes to FB. "I'm a mechanic!" *Works at Jiffy Lube* "I'm a cook!" *Works for AppleBee's*
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exethan posted:Gotta love h8ers She's getting clean piss from her kid.
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Only FBI has a "Can't have used drugs ever" policy. Every other department, even stuff like CIA and NSA, have a 12-month no-use requirement in them now. They finally realized that not hiring cyber specialists because they smoked the ganja once in 1997 is a pretty terrible way to conduct national security interests. The catch is you can't lie about it and then get contradicted by interviews with friends, college and work acquaintances, or other detective work during the thorough screening. Hiding your drug use means you want it kept secret, which means that you're a security risk because that's a blackmail vector. Security clearance is srs biz. That goes for anything they ask about, really. E: way to burn those bridges, piss test lady! That's not how you win people over. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:E: way to burn those bridges, piss test lady! That's not how you win people over. That's what the cleavage is for, duh.
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