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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

thathonkey posted:

hey ayy ayyy ayyyyyyyy ...... SMOKE WEED ERRRY DAY

the local radio station edits this to "eat whomppfffs errryday"

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I like 2 things: weed and Bernie Sanders



and Bernie Sanders is now irrelevant.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

NotWearingPants posted:

I like 2 things: weed and Bernie Sanders



and Bernie Sanders is now irrelevant.

How cliché :jerkbag:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ive been up for 12hrs and still havent had a puff yet...think im gonna have a few drinks first and then get ripped...hopefully get some decent sleep tonight

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Mariana Horchata posted:

ive been up for 12hrs and still havent had a puff yet...think im gonna have a few drinks first and then get ripped...hopefully get some decent sleep tonight

Inebriated sleep is good for the soul but bad for the body.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Anybody ever been so addicted to weed they plan their whole week around the smoking? Guilty!

Anybode ever smoked so much and so frequently that every single weed session is a depressive mess consisting of routine masturbation to weird porn then video games and avoiding answering messages on the phone staying up until 4 am and then repeating it the next day every day surviving only on homeorder pizza???

Because i could really go for some weed right now.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
sometimes i just quit weed for years at a time

crazy huh

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

epileptic_ev posted:

sometimes i just quit weed for years at a time

crazy huh

yes... you are

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

epileptic_ev posted:

sometimes i just quit weed for years at a time

crazy huh

Thats good because it can exacerbate symptoms of mental illness

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
not according to some former head of u of t psychiatry so im g00d 2 g0


i can self induce adrenaline and mania whenever i want tho

they call it

acting hyper

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

420 smoke weed err day

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Except when your guy goes missing :cry:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

White Noise Marine posted:

Except when your guy goes missing :cry:

Burn your phone and grab your escape bag

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if anyone else mentions bernie sanders im gonna close this thread because who the gently caress is that this is the weed thread it's super clearly labeled

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

if anyone else mentions bernie sanders im gonna close this thread because who the gently caress is that this is the weed thread it's super clearly labeled

Well he's my weed dealer actually, so I don't think it's fair to say I can't talk about him.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a dog from hell posted:

Inebriated sleep is good for the soul but bad for the body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

My last dealer, one of by best dudes, got arrested and won't be out for a long time.
I found a new guy and life is good again. I have to drive a good hour out of my way to meet him instead of having a friend come by and get high & play video games; but his poo poo is so much better I almost don't care. That's my story, thanks for reading namaste.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
weed is currently in a golden age in case u havent heard get it get it

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
weed!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




:yeah:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im a lobbyist for Big Marijuana ama

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Matey posted:

im a lobbyist for Big Marijuana ama

same but strictly pro bono

anyways time to pack a bowl and get shifted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy3r_RFhvsM

:q:

fat rappers = best rappers

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 26, 2016

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Mariana Horchata posted:

fat rappers = best rappers

:agreed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoxSdf6wOf4

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Being a sober stoner is like being superman.
Same, but opposite. Sober, I'm just mild-mannered, plain old boring little grey man. But when I'm high... I can fly, I'm invulnerable, I'm at one with the universe.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol i can just get weed delivered now by the weed store

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

JiveHonky posted:

sorry but wakeup check call, something called the "real" world that you stoned nerds dont even know about but its waiting outside your door, waiting to chew you up and spit you out and you wont even know whats happening because yourll be too drat medicated to notice. heh

LOL if you ain't so hardcore that you burn a fat tater fore yew go hawg huntin or chainsawin trees off a fence. Keeps yer sense of para-noy-a fahn tuned. Speakin of which, open New Private Window when yew click on the topic in case them county mounties got their goddamn Stingray goin.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
hour and a half before I can clock out. another half hour before I can get home and smoke a fat rear end bowl

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Volume posted:

hour and a half before I can clock out. another half hour before I can get home and smoke a fat rear end bowl

What kind of work are you doing friendo?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

What kind of work are you doing friendo?

Absolutely nothing. A few minutes ago I went into the bathroom to check out a painful pimple on my butt. That was the most I had done in about 3 hours.

Duncan Doenitz
Nov 17, 2010

There are four lights.
I'm on vacation in a state where it's legal and lemme tell you, buying from a shop that looks like an Apple store is p surreal

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Duncan Doenitz posted:

I'm on vacation in a state where it's legal and lemme tell you, buying from a shop that looks like an Apple store is p surreal

Isn't it though? But like I said a little earlier, it sucks how the brain normalizes everything, now when I go I'm like "oh goddammit, have to go to the grocery store, then the liquor store, then the weed store, so much to do, life is so hard!"

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
The Upscale Joint: a dispensary-adjacent restaurant that specializes in a plethora of deluxe munchie hors d'oeuvres that'll be one million dollars tia

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
did y'all know that nickel bags used to cost a nickel and dime bags used to cost a dime


CRAZY RIGHT HAHAH

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Suck my dick you fuckman.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Told Two Times posted:

Suck my dick you fuckman.

Toke my blunt you chilldude.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

AEMINAL posted:

i want some super lemon haze

poo poo tastes exactly like lemons.. freaking SICK

:synpa:

lemon sour diesel owns too

are there any strains that are popular in sweden?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I ran 5 km , worked all day teaching 9 year olds and lifted a couch up 45 stairs.

I have earned my stoner moment of eating pizza and listening to podcast cone seasion.

Well earned cone stories?

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Toke my blunt you chilldude.

Put my pipe in your mouth and smoke it

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

weed is good and cool but ridiculously hard to get here. You have two choices, "green" which is weed lr "brown" which is hash and no ones ever glt green unless you got the illest of hookups. strains? Indications of quality poo poo? HAH its all the same diarrhea brown mediocre hash bullshit. unless you got the afprementioned illest hookups you dont know what youre buying, how much youre buying lr if its good. the dude just asks you "hash?" and you say yes i want hash for 500 kroner and the guy bites off a smaller chunk from the big chunk that only recently was decanted from a 24 year old maroccan illegal immigrants rear end in a top hat, and you thank god for that shitstained piece because its all that will get you through your days while you dream about your old dealer in florida who had it all, man, no less than 12 different strains of primo bud in a loving stainless steel briefcase and they didnt even mind that one time you managed to let their dog escape and almlst get run over

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that's pretty savage and backward right there lol

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