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I don't know if Terry Crews is actually updating his own Facebook page or is it some PR dude. However there's been some... interesting posts. 
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Captain Candyblood posted:and a lot of Christianity believes very strongly that prayer = concrete results, even if nothing happens. asked God to help you and he didn't? well, that just means he said no, silly!
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Aug 26, 2016 05:23
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A man looking at porn is the same as a woman being paid to visit some guy? 
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Aug 26, 2016 05:26
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Tiggum posted:A man looking at porn is the same as a woman being paid to visit some guy? Men are in marriage for sex, women are in it for money. If a guy gets his sexual gratification elsewhere, it's the same as a woman getting money from someone else. The metaphor's hosed up on a couple of levels.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:35
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Goddammit Terry Crews I knew you were wound too tight but that's just kind-of sad.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:39
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I found an idiot on social media!Captain Candyblood posted:not to contribute to a derail but Wiccan "magic" is essentially you asking the gods for a favor as well. it just has ritual and symbolism added to on to it. and a lot of Christianity believes very strongly that prayer = concrete results, even if nothing happens. asked God to help you and he didn't? well, that just means he said no, silly! I see these all the time on the comedy forum I frequent. Some idiot starts a derail that goes on and on and on, and when it's finally dying out, some loving goober pops up with "hay guys, I don't want to (derail | continue the derail) but *continues the loving derail*" You'd think they'd figure to just post their stupid opinions without half-heartedly trying to say "lol totes not a derail", but nope, a few times a week at least 
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Aug 26, 2016 05:52
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mind the walrus posted:Goddammit Terry Crews I knew you were wound too tight but that's just kind-of sad. I think that story came out a little while ago. Terry used to be really addicted to porn and it really affected his life, so he went cold turkey and now preaches about the evils of porn addiction.
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Aug 26, 2016 06:04
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Practical Demon posted:I think that story came out a little while ago. Terry used to be really addicted to porn and it really affected his life, so he went cold turkey and now preaches about the evils of porn addiction. It really must have been an addiction if a successful NFL player and actor who looks like Terry Crews could get stuck on it.
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Aug 26, 2016 06:07
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Weatherman posted:I found an idiot on social media! How the hell are you getting mad about derails? They happen constantly. Just skip ahead a page or two.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:35
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Derails are the most interest part of the thread, though.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:56
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Derails about derails are the worst and anyone who continues them without contributing anything relevant to the thread are the worst.
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Aug 26, 2016 09:06
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Ularg posted:Derails are the most interest part of the thread, though. If you're looking for the last remnants of male spaces, try the local anime club
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Lottery of Babylon posted:If you're looking for the last remnants of male spaces, try the local anime club LoB you're a national treasure
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Aug 26, 2016 09:54
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cyberia posted:That's a good thing though? "Hey, that family who on the outside are strange and frightening to us actually have solid family values and morals and a strong support network." Teaching the average TV viewer that the weird family down the street might not be such bad people after all seems like a better use of prime time than the wacky antics of yet another fat doofus husband and his implausibly hot (but shrill and nagging) wife. The Munsters maybe, but I'm pretty sure the Adams family are constantly walking a fine line of "we almost just killed each other for fun" hedonism that might not be a very acceptable alternative lifestyle. Letting your kids electrocute eachother or just outright attempting to guillotine your spouse as a pleasant surprise would probably at the very least invite a CPS visit
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Aug 26, 2016 09:54
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Look can we just post the entirety of Reddit into this thread. There's not a line written on that site that doesn't wanna make me slam my dick in a door.
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Aug 26, 2016 10:50
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ASIC v Danny Bro posted:Look can we just post the entirety of Reddit into this thread. Yes, I can proudly say I didn't see Ghostbusters 2016 because it starred women. Think about your favorite comedies. National Lampoon's Vacation. Animal House. The Big Lebowski. The Great Dictator. Caddyshack. Airplane!. Young Frankenstein. Now think about your favorite comedians. Bill Burr. John Belushi. Chris Rock. George Carlin. Jerry Seinfeld. Noting how few women are involved in the best of comedy? The late and great Christopher Hitchens did, and penned the infamous piece "Women Aren't Funny". He explained that women do not need humor to attract the opposite sex, while for men, it is a near requirement. Indeed, scientific studies have shown two things - A. Women find funny men more attractive. B. Women want men they think are funny, while men want women who appreciate their humor. Evolutionary speaking, think of a man telling jokes like a bullfrog making calls or a peacock showing his feathers. Humor is a display of talent, confidence, and overall stable health. Since women are the choosers and men are the pursuers, women just don't need these talents as much. Despite actual science backing Hitchen's claims, women immediately started tearing him apart...only for him not to budge an inch. Accusations of misogyny that could ruin his prospects? Doesn't matter. He went on to pen "Women STILL Aren't Funny". You can't, in fact, nag away the truth. And despite the mainstream media's outcry of misogyny...it turned out to be everything predicted with a bonus of nerd shaming (We'll get into why women can't be nerds another time). That's like if you tried to prove your racist friend wrong by showing off your ex-Crips (now Bloods) co-worker at KFC. It turns out that discrimination sometimes is extremely useful. Ghostbusters 2016 wasn't funny because women aren't funny. Don't just stop at Ghostbusters. Stop watching female comedies entirely.
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Aug 26, 2016 10:59
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"A bullfrog making calls"
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Aug 26, 2016 11:12
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LoB I take it back, you're a monster
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Aug 26, 2016 11:12
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Guys, this guy has got it all figured out. He's cracked the Gay Agenda. Protocol Zion is in effect; please locate your assigned leatherdaddy and prepare for your mandatory sex change.  This is just so bizarre, even Donald Trump is a trans man according to this guy.
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Aug 26, 2016 11:15
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hyperhazard posted:Men are in marriage for sex, women are in it for money. If a guy gets his sexual gratification elsewhere, it's the same as a woman getting money from someone else. maybe try marrying someone you love
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Aug 26, 2016 11:18
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 Special snowflake detected!
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Aug 26, 2016 11:19
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Too many times I just imagine them as the insane man that character in the Big Lebowski is.
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Aug 26, 2016 11:31
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BigglesSWE posted:
Then feel free to wear a suit everywhere sunshine, got get that attention you obviously desperately crave. I mean that's how they did it in the 50's and you can see how well it turned out for them.
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Aug 26, 2016 11:53
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I also feel "the normal clothes" are a very strange way to categorise "anything that isn't a suit". This is the same type of people who admire Capone because he "dressed like a gentleman", if only them gangbangers down the corner took a lesson from him, amirite?
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Aug 26, 2016 12:44
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Lottery of Babylon posted:And despite the mainstream media's outcry of misogyny...it turned out to be everything predicted with a bonus of nerd shaming (We'll get into why women can't be nerds another time). That's like if you tried to prove your racist friend wrong by showing off your ex-Crips (now Bloods) co-worker at KFC. It turns out that discrimination sometimes is extremely useful. What is this analogy even and how does it lead into that conclusion
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Aug 26, 2016 12:51
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BigglesSWE posted:I also feel "the normal clothes" are a very strange way to categorise "anything that isn't a suit". Live feed from the memer himself: 
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Aug 26, 2016 12:53
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Ularg posted:Live feed from the memer himself: I died once. Then I saw Sonic. And I died again.
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Aug 26, 2016 13:03
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BigglesSWE posted:
I mean, sure. You'll just have to get up earlier than everyone else to make sure all the items you're putting on are properly positioned and unwrinkled so your suit doesn't look trashy. And you'll probably want to get a fitted suit so it doesn't look baggy and weird on you, which you'll then freak out over every time the weather isn't perfect or you have to do something messy because it's so expensive and you didn't just wear jeans and a nice shirt like a normal person.
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Aug 26, 2016 13:57
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BigglesSWE posted:
Is a bowling shirt and sweatpants his idea of a normal clothes? Or is that his version of a suit? Or
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Aesop Poprock posted:The Munsters maybe, but I'm pretty sure the Adams family are constantly walking a fine line of "we almost just killed each other for fun" hedonism that might not be a very acceptable alternative lifestyle. Letting your kids electrocute eachother or just outright attempting to guillotine your spouse as a pleasant surprise would probably at the very least invite a CPS visit Goddddammit, all of you, it's the Addams Family (two mother loving D's). It was loving based on the New Yorker cartoons of Charles Addams. It was intended to be subversive, and it got watered down for TV but was still no Beaver/FKB. And gently caress the Munsters.
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Aug 26, 2016 14:28
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BigglesSWE posted:
Kid that carried a briefcase in high school spotted. 
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Aug 26, 2016 14:36
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 idgi. The text and the image seem completely incongruous. And what is spirit science? As a bonus she shared it as a "memory" of a year ago.
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Aug 26, 2016 14:41
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Seems like a variant on those "I'm brutally honest" posts. With the best description I heard being "They care more about being brutal than honest"
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Aug 26, 2016 14:44
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Is a bowling shirt and sweatpants his idea of a normal clothes? Or is that his version of a suit? Or Oh wait I found out the type of person to post this:  Thank you glorious bastard r/justneckbeardthings/ (sorry for the double post) Ularg has a new favorite as of 14:59 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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Aug 26, 2016 14:48
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porktree posted:Goddddammit, all of you, it's the Addams Family (two mother loving D's). It was loving based on the New Yorker cartoons of Charles Addams. It was intended to be subversive, and it got watered down for TV but was still no Beaver/FKB. And gently caress the Munsters. 
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Aug 26, 2016 15:00
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 Posted by an old classmate. I hope it's some sort of copy-paste joke but it seems 100% in character for this guy
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Aug 26, 2016 15:02
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porktree posted:Goddddammit, all of you, it's the Addams Family (two mother loving D's). It was loving based on the New Yorker cartoons of Charles Addams. It was intended to be subversive, and it got watered down for TV but was still no Beaver/FKB. And gently caress the Munsters. Everyone should check out Addams' old cartoons. They're great.
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 [Edit I suppose I should take out the name] In before no ring. I do like the added prize at the end of the tunnel... if elves hanging out in your colon are your thing. CeramicPig has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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Aug 26, 2016 15:17
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CeramicPig posted:
https://twitter.com/jacobshmoo/status/733848091879608320
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porktree posted:Goddddammit, all of you, it's the Addams Family (two mother loving D's). It was loving based on the New Yorker cartoons of Charles Addams. It was intended to be subversive, and it got watered down for TV but was still no Beaver/FKB. And gently caress the Munsters. You mean they made a live action TV series out of the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon  (alternatively) You mean they made a cartoon out of those movies with the MC Hammer theme song
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