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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Just going to say that the hillbilly nazgul post is maybe the best I've ever seen.

Top quality bants itt.

It was excellent

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Meanwhile, in Maine:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/769163596722954240

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


HAIL HILLARY :devil:

Aw, missed out by three posts :eng99:

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
hail ed balls

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Another TRUMP QUOTE OF THE DAY

quote:

Trump is not a religious man, not in the traditional sense nor in Marla’s New Age manner. Still, she pesters him to go with her to church on Sundays.

“I don’t want to go to that hillbilly church you go to,” he tells her. “If I’m going, I want to go to a church where somebody knows me.”

What purpose if one is not seen to worship?

“Tony,” he asks his butler, “what’s that church?”

“St. Andrew’s, sir.”

“Who does Donald know at St. Andrew’s?” Marla asks.

“God,” says Tony.

And the Donald laughs all the way up the stairs.


Hail Trump

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Jeet Heer is currently bragging about this tweet he made yesterday.
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/768990334160211968

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Who was the source on the Bannon stories? Lewandowski? Christie?

some ex-breibart people (like shapiro) really loving hate bannon too

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Swedgin posted:

Clinton campaign hitting the ball Trump slow-pitched right down the middle

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/768959490930581506

how long has the 'dog whistle' phrase been this mainstream

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

zoux posted:

Lol they've been desperately looking for any excuse to do that since he won, the Travis Co GOP has made no secret about how much they hate him.

What excuse? And how did he even win? So how did trump and the campaign handle Clintons speech

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hail satanic Hitlery KKKlinton

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

WampaLord posted:


I have to imagine his "No abortions for Zika victims" is hurting him, now that we're seeing confirmed Zika cases in FL.

Does he have any idea how expensive this would be for tax payers? Taxes would need to be raised a huge amount to support all the babies from cradle to grave by the government disability system.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Dapper_Swindler posted:

What excuse? And how did he even win? So how did trump and the campaign handle Clintons speech

He won by being the first name on the ballot.

I'm not joking.

Philthy posted:

Does he have any idea how expensive this would be for tax payers? Taxes would need to be raised a huge amount to support all the babies from cradle to grave by the government disability system.

Sounds like someone doesn't respect the sanctity of life!

Your birth defected baby is a miracle from God!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Swedgin posted:

Clinton campaign hitting the ball Trump slow-pitched right down the middle

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/768959490930581506

also lol at the 'oh my god' from the view ladies haha

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dapper_Swindler posted:

What excuse? And how did he even win? So how did trump and the campaign handle Clintons speech

The reason for the ouster, which apparently even Morrow admits is correct, is that state law prevents party chairmen from running for office. He was confirmed as a write-in candidate for president on the TX ballot, which the Travis Co. GOP says is enough. He won because no one pays attention to local party elections so he got a bunch of confederates to help him out.

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

C2C - 2.0 posted:

This tweet makes zero goddamn sense at all.

Donald's grasp on the English language is tenuous at best. He misuses words at an incredibly high rate, and often seems to be unaware of their true definitions or proper usage. He's not a very smart guy, but we already knew this.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Philthy posted:

Does he have any idea how expensive this would be for tax payers? Taxes would need to be raised a huge amount to support all the babies from cradle to grave by the government disability system.

Just amend the social security act to exempt zika babies from the term disabled

Done and done

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

zoux posted:

The reason for the ouster, which apparently even Morrow admits is correct, is that state law prevents party chairmen from running for office. He was confirmed as a write-in candidate for president on the TX ballot, which the Travis Co. GOP says is enough. He won because no one pays attention to local party elections so he got a bunch of confederates to help him out.

If he's got a large bloc of trolls and friends willing to help put him over, what stops him from trying this again in N years?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Doctor Spaceman posted:

some ex-breibart people (like shapiro) really loving hate bannon too

Ben Shapiro saying that Breitbart was an anti-racist crusader has been some great poo poo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Deki posted:

If he's got a large bloc of trolls and friends willing to help put him over, what stops him from trying this again in N years?

Next time they'll be paying attention.

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx

Deki posted:

If he's got a large bloc of trolls and friends willing to help put him over, what stops him from trying this again in N years?

From the White House? That's crazy, you're crazy.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
can someone post that picture of trump looking super fat staring off to the left

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Calm posted:

Donald's grasp on the English language is tenuous at best. He misuses words at an incredibly high rate, and often seems to be unaware of their true definitions or proper usage. He's not a very smart guy, but we already knew this.

B-but he's got the best words! THE BEST!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

trump's tailor is a goddamn genius

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That seems to be pretty standard 70 yo man body, to me.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

can someone post that picture of trump looking super fat staring off to the left

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

zoux posted:

That seems to be pretty standard 70 yo man body, to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/769192505929719812

Bannon never voted illegally, so it's a thin story.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

zoux posted:

That seems to be pretty standard 70 yo man body, to me.

http://www.esquire.com/sports/videos/a47888/trump-volleyball/

He's been shaped that way for decades.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

zoux posted:

That seems to be pretty standard 70 yo man body, to me.

that's not the point, the point is he doesn't look like that in a suit. the suit is what makes the campaign possible

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :ohdear:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/texas-county-gop-seeks-to-oust-wacky-chairman-after-he-declares-trump-is-a-child-rapist/

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/769123585977884673

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/769193682507472896

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

no the one showing off his super fat neck and he looks like a pigman, my GIS skills are failing me

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/769192505929719812

Bannon never voted illegally, so it's a thin story.

Pretty sure the whole point of his holding a voter registration was to validate his claim to be a Florida resident and thus not have to pay CA state tax

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.


Plz let Trump attack him for this.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

quote:

"Nice group, nice group. Okay, listen, listen, listen. When the Shady Party called me and told me there's going to be a convention, I said it's gotta be a really big one, and it's gotta be right here in New York. Because this is the best city anywhere in the world, am I right? Of course I'm right! I'm always right! I'm Donald Trump, I'm always right! I know a winner when I see one. And Donald Trump is telling you right now, Slim Shady is a winner. He's got brains, he's got guts, and he's got Donald Trump's vote. Ladies and gentlemen, our great candidate, Slim Shady!"

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/news/a47337/donald-trump-shady-national-convention-2004/

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

He got everything he wanted:

- lots of publicity
- probably some book sales
- plenty of young large-breasted women sending him pics on twitter (this was clearly the most important thing)

Also, his official statement:

https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/769018835160670208

Lum_ fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Aug 26, 2016

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

no the one showing off his super fat neck and he looks like a pigman, my GIS skills are failing me


Is it this one? Profile or 3/4? Was he wearing a suit or golf clothes?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

like I'm not into body shaming or whatever, but the whole image of trump as this alpha dude loving up the cucks is only possible because of his tailor, he looks like a goofball in normal clothes

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lum_ posted:

He got everything he wanted:

- lots of publicity
- probably some book sales
- plenty of young large-breasted women sending him pics on twitter (this was clearly the most important thing)

Wait I want all that stuff too

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