Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Fried Watermelon posted:

Milk is poo poo and the sooner we switch to almond milk the better

Yeah that'll go great with your quinoa and kale salad you pansy.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Helsing posted:

Yeah that'll go great with your quinoa and kale salad you pansy.

Loblaws had quinoa and kale empanadas yesterday, I passed.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Kale is gross and the popularity of quinoa as a "superfood" is undermining the food security of the people who live in the areas where it's farmed.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Almond milk is good and drinking cow milk is for loving babies

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Drinking milk sucks, but making milk into cheese and using milk, cream, butter, sour cream, creme fraiche and buttermilk in cooking are all excellent and necessary.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Surely I'm not the only self-lactating male around here? Nothing better than getting by on your own supply.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Mozi posted:

Surely I'm not the only self-lactating male around here? Nothing better than getting by on your own supply.

Nah, not with Mom right upstairs.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

namaste faggots posted:

lol OK

*Runs out of water

Hey guys mud cakes for everyone

Nah you'll run out of bees first.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




I'm drinking a nice glass of milk while reading these terrible posts right now.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

MA-Horus posted:

I've spent quite a bit of time in parkdale as well, thanks for making assumptions!

That's pretty hilarious coming from the guy who posted this


MA-Horus posted:

There's no such thing as a "poor" neighborhood in Toronto anymore.

Don't give a singular gently caress about Parkdale's million dollar hovels getting rattled.

But hey, I only lived there for 9 years, what other cool facts can you tell me about my neighbourhood?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

infernal machines posted:


But hey, I only lived there for 9 years, what other cool facts can you tell me about my neighbourhood?

it's a shithole and will be gentrified. face to bloodshed

ALL TORONTO WILL BE GENTRIFIED. 2 MILLION DOLLAR BASEMENT APARTMENTS. IGNORE THE CONSTANT FLOODING IN LIEU OF STAINLESS STEEL EVERYTHING

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


namaste faggots posted:

lol OK

*Runs out of water

Hey guys mud cakes for everyone

Why would Canada run out of water

Legit Businessman
Sep 2, 2007


.

Legit Businessman fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 9, 2022

tagesschau
Sep 1, 2006

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
THE SPEECH SUPPRESSOR


Remember: it's "antisemitic" to protest genocide as long as the targets are brown.
:dance:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 9, 2022

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Not with a bang, but with an "oh are you still here? Well ok gently caress off then."

Fried Watermelon posted:

Why would Canada run out of water

Canada isn't the country growing the almonds silly

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I hope he runs for the leadership of the Alberta PCs now, so he can derail Jason Kenney in the short term and then experience a 100% ignominious political death.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

MA-Horus posted:

ALL TORONTO WILL BE GENTRIFIED. 2 MILLION DOLLAR BASEMENT APARTMENTS. IGNORE THE CONSTANT FLOODING IN LIEU OF STAINLESS STEEL EVERYTHING

Lmao forever at all those High Park basement apartments on the market every fall with all new interiors.

Gosh, I wonder why this unit gets renovated every year right after summer?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Maybe Harper is going to run an orphan kitten sanctuary.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 9, 2022

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

infernal machines posted:

Lmao forever at all those High Park basement apartments on the market every fall with all new interiors.

Gosh, I wonder why this unit gets renovated every year right after summer?

There's a ton now that don't even bother with carpet anymore. I was dating this girl who lived in parkdale (not to further rag on the 'dale, we cool) and the floors were sealed concrete but everything else had been built up nicely. Except for the drywall which you could tell was brand spankin' new.

Just what I want in my home in Canadian winters, concrete w/ no radiant in-floor heating.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CLAM DOWN posted:

Maybe he's going to run an orphan kitten sanctuary.

He's a consultant now. He's done with politics! (But advising people on how to manipulate politicians.)

MA-Horus posted:

Just what I want in my home in Canadian winters, concrete w/ no radiant in-floor heating.

Sometimes I wonder if my growth was stunted from having spent so much time growing up in our cold-rear end, mostly-unfinished, uninsulated concrete floor basement. But I'm okay if it was just my intelligence what was hurted.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011
Did Harper finally recognize the irony of an MP, having spent the preceding 20 years railing against "wasting taxpayers' money," drawing a taxpayer-funded salary to sit at home and do sweet gently caress-all for almost a year?

... No, of course not, it couldn't be.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 9, 2022

Fluffy Chainsaw
Jul 6, 2016

I'm likely a pissant middle manager who pisses off IT with worthless requests. There is no content within my posts other than a garbage act akin to a know-it-all, which likely is how I behave in real life. It's really hard for me to comprehend how much I am hated by everyone.

St. Dogbert posted:

Did he finally recognize the irony of an MP, having spent the preceding 20 years railing against "wasting taxpayers' money," drawing a taxpayer-funded salary to sit at home and do sweet gently caress-all for almost a year?

... No, of course not, it couldn't be.

The former PM has voted 81 times since the election, the last of which was on June 14th. By way of comparison, May, Parliament's workhorse, voted 94 times.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Fried Watermelon posted:

Milk is poo poo and the sooner we switch to almond milk the better

California's almond farms are extremely environmentally destructive and are sucking up an obscene amount of water, which they must continue to do even during drought conditions because a farmer can't just leave an almond plantation fallow during a dry season like they can with vegetable crops.

Hemp milk or bust. Although I'm curious what the overall environmental footprint is for all milk alternatives versus dairy when you factor in the processing and transportation costs.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Now that Harper's no longer an MP, we should buy him an account. :v:

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
We already have CI, who is more Harper than Harper.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Marc Emery accused of pedophilia, lechery, surprising no-one





:stare:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Yeah that's a bit creepy.

Then again, we already know he has some of the worst judgement imaginable.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

I'm not reading crazy weed teen luster man's assfuckfanfic. His status as a weirdo who shouldn't be allowed to publicly state anything is already well established.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

the trump tutelage posted:

California's almond farms are extremely environmentally destructive and are sucking up an obscene amount of water, which they must continue to do even during drought conditions because a farmer can't just leave an almond plantation fallow during a dry season like they can with vegetable crops.

Hemp milk or bust. Although I'm curious what the overall environmental footprint is for all milk alternatives versus dairy when you factor in the processing and transportation costs.

This is so dumb. The majority of water used in agriculture in California is used for animal agriculture. If people wanted to cut down on wasteful water usage they'd stop eating meat and drinking milk.



CLAM DOWN posted:

I'm drinking a nice glass of milk while reading these terrible posts right now.


Yum. Enjoy up to 400,000 pus cells per millilitre! Or "somatic cell count" as the dairy industry puts it.

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Moreover, did you know that vegetables are fertilized with the literal poo poo of animals?!?!

GROSS!!!!!

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I mean, when you could drink soy, almond, coconut hemp or flax milk which contain no pus versus the stuff that comes out of a cow's diseased titty and contains some pus, idk maybe that's something only the brain trust of this thread could come down on the wrong side of.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Helsing posted:

more Harper than Harper.

My favorite White Zombie song. :metal:

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Hey, I just learned that there are about as many bacteria cells inside and on my body as there are human cells, so I'm going to go drink bleach and set myself on fire now because my gut tells me that bacteria are ICKY!!!!

Oh no my gut is filled with bacteria how can I trust such a disgusting thing, CanPol?!?!

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

I enjoy consuming the flesh and bodily fluids of other vertebrate creatures.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





Mmmmmm it tastes so good.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

sliderule posted:

Hey, I just learned that there are about as many bacteria cells inside and on my body as there are human cells, so I'm going to go drink bleach and set myself on fire now because my gut tells me that bacteria are ICKY!!!!

Oh no my gut is filled with bacteria how can I trust such a disgusting thing, CanPol?!?!

your trolling is even dumb and low effort because there are like 10 times the amount of bacteria cells in the human body as human cells.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Invertebrates are tasty too, don't leave them out. Cephalopods and crustaceans are both good eatin'.

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

peter banana posted:

your trolling is even dumb and low effort because there are like 10 times the amount of bacteria cells in the human body as human cells.

Don't you know it's 2016?

http://www.nature.com/news/scientists-bust-myth-that-our-bodies-have-more-bacteria-than-human-cells-1.19136

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007


"“The numbers are similar enough that each defecation event may flip the ratio to favour human cells over bacteria,” they delicately conclude in a manuscript posted to the preprint server bioRxiv"

Defecation event is my favourite new term

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply