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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the cubs can forever suck my dick from the back

14-3 jfc eat poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCYNYxZd720

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the cubs can forever suck my dick from the back

14-3 jfc eat poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCYNYxZd720

No one of import will ever care about the Mets, ever.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mets gonna Met, but Cubs gonna Cub. :shrug:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Always a good morning when I can wake up and say "gently caress Tom Brady"


He was denied his en banc hearing at the appellate level. His only hope now is an appeal to the supreme court, but cert will get denied there also.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

Always a good morning when I can wake up and say "gently caress Tom Brady"


He was denied his en banc hearing at the appellate level. His only hope now is an appeal to the supreme court, but cert will get denied there also.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/17045257/new-england-patriots-qb-tom-brady-deflategate-appeal-denied-2nd-us-circuit-court

Continue to eat poo poo, Brady

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:qq: Muh footballs I can't miss four games
:fuckoff:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Continue to eat poo poo, Brady

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

doc and daryl 30 for 30 tonight hells yeah

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
brock lesnar failed a random drug test whose result didnt come back until after his win last saturday. hail satan

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

brock lesnar failed a random drug test whose result didnt come back until after his win last saturday. hail satan

And because the WWE can't sweep this under the rug that means he likely won't be at summerslam now for violating the WWE wellness policy.


Edit: :lol: they're suspending him 30 days so he can still make the PPV.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jul 16, 2016

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
mark hunt wants half of lesnars purse or he wants out of his contract with the ufc

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
break a dude's skull then throw a pokeball at him, hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6CvPRl2Hw

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So...the Yankees have an interesting pitching corps for the first time since Mariano Rivera retired.

This year the Reds hosed up and traded Aroldis Chapman to New York.
He threw this 105.1 mph fastball tonight: https://vine.co/v/5Z6Keqe2zKl

That's where things get interesting. That ties the MLB record for a fastball...which Chapman set as a rookie in 2010. Six years in the majors plus a couple of years as a pro in Cuba and he's still throwing 105 goddamned miles per hour. But it's not really an oddity. He just loving throws that hard all the time. Teammate Nathan Eovaldi...he was the second-fastest pitcher last year with a 101.6 mph fastball, but that was the 78th fastest pitch of the year. Chapman threw the 77 fastest pitches in the majors in 2015. Just to pile more on, he threw 336 100+ mph pitches last season. The rest of the MLB threw 225.

MLB.com actually has a filter for this guy just so other players show up on the stats list. And this year's list is almost as bad, but Mauricio Cabrera is loving insanely good too.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jul 19, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Honest to God, good sportsmanship is the coolest thing

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://twitter.com/dominicholden/status/756545598703210496

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2016/7/26/12286942/talks-between-bills-bush-still-ongoing-per-report

bills supposedly offered vet minimum to reggie bush and they're still talking. it'll be cool to see him on the field twice then out for the rest of the season.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
First NFL game of the year canceled not long before kickoff because they hosed up and used the wrong paint on the HoF logo in the field and basically made some parts of the field as hard as concrete and some parts like a tarry morass.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

First NFL game of the year canceled not long before kickoff because they hosed up and used the wrong paint on the HoF logo in the field and basically made some parts of the field as hard as concrete and some parts like a tarry morass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOg6mmAY2Y

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Game or no game, EDP's back = football's back, bitches.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress you edp curling owns

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Welp looks like ARod is done a little sooner than expected

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
why

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


cant play without juicing

also Michael Phelps just won his 19th Gold Medal. 24th overall.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Phelps wins! Le Clos doesn't medal. USA! USA! USA!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Ledecky just set a world record and won the 800m freestyle by 11 seconds over second. USA dominated the pool this Olympics.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Andrew Luck got a new flip phone.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i got into Nfl2go. $27 dollars in bitcoins and im watching every game streamed

watched last year's end of season Bills-Jets game. One of my absolute favorite games ever.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i got into Nfl2go. $27 dollars in bitcoins and im watching every game streamed

watched last year's end of season Bills-Jets game. One of my absolute favorite games ever.

Isn't that the game that led to a wonderful twitter interaction between the Bills and Steelers?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Andrew Luck got a new flip phone.


Andrew Luck is autistic.


I haven't kept up with baseball at all. Did the cubs keep up their early season lead or did they cubs up the rest of the season and miss the playoffs?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

I haven't kept up with baseball at all. Did the cubs keep up their early season lead or did they cubs up the rest of the season and miss the playoffs?

They have been going strong. 81-45 with a 14 game lead over the hated Cardinals. Really looking forward to the Cubs going to the WS this fall when I'm in Afghanistan.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
"We're not changing the thread title until the Cubs win the World Series."

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Dead Reckoning posted:

"We're not changing the thread title until the Cubs win the World Series."

It really sucks for them that it is Cleveland's Year

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Flikken posted:

It really sucks for them that it is Cleveland's Year

Not saying its going to happen, and because of this the odds probably aren't super great, but wouldn't mind putting a 5 spot down on the Browns making the playoffs.

e: +1200 to win the AFC North, +6600 to win the Super Bowl. Over 5 -105.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Aug 29, 2016

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Not saying its going to happen, and because of this the odds probably aren't super great, but wouldn't mind putting a 5 spot down on the Browns making the playoffs.

e: +1200 to win the AFC North, +6600 to win the Super Bowl. Over 5 -105.

1.3 million people showed up to the Cavs victory parade. Just think what would happen if Cleveland gets a 4th and 5th title this year (I'm counting the UFC Fighter and the Monsters too, shut up I know it lame)

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Flikken posted:

It really sucks for them that it is Cleveland's Year

The Indians won't even win the AL Central.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cu1hMwsgI

owns

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
*Runs in to the thread in a huff*

GUYS! GUYS! I think we figured it out!



*Salutes in the general direction of facebook*

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



:yeah:

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i think kapernick is cool for making people who care about that sort of thing pissed off

it's a net gain

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