Brewmaster posted:

Haha holy gently caress that's amazing. What a dumb kid. Even friendly cows are still hundreds of pounds of animal flesh. Glad he didn't get seriously hurt.

Skarsnik posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836

A man who avoided prison after being convicted of a street attack has been jailed for refusing to perform unpaid work, then boasting about it online.


I love it when this happens, and they've been quite common recently

Lotish posted:

Is that how people normally type in Glasgow?

quote:

Judge Ritchie told him: "It's always interesting to see a different view on sentencing as in 'I'm out bro easy.' As they say lol."

The judge added: "I gave you two chances. You didn't take the chances. I hope you don't think I'm doing this out of anger. In truth it enlivened what was otherwise a dull day."

Say Nothing posted:

Enos Cabell posted:

the gently caress was a toddler doing in the endzone of a NFL game?

quote:

Firemen in Norway came to the rescue Friday of a man who climbed into an outdoor public toilet to retrieve a friend's cell phone, after he got stuck in the tank.

Cato Berntsen Larsen, 20, was able to climb through the toilet seat opening to recover the phone lying at the bottom of the outhouse, but was unable to climb back out again.

quote:

"It was a fairly easy task for us. We sent a four-man crew with a chainsaw and they cut open the front of the (plastic) toilet," fire brigade spokeswoman Tina Brock told AFP NEWS agency.

The rescue was a "first" for the local fire brigade, she acknowledged. "It was pretty full down there."

The phone was not recovered.

Say Nothing posted:

ro5s posted:

http://i.imgur.com/5zRC8tm.mp4

quote:

A wild rhinoceros ran amok in the southern Nepal town of Hetauda on Monday, killing one woman and injuring several others.

The animal fatally gored a 61-year-old woman on the outskirts of the city before continuing on to the downtown market area and the city bus station. Attempts to direct the rhino's path with car horns and drums were unsuccessful, and government administrator Ram Prasad Thapaliya said teams armed with tranquilizer guns had been dispatched to capture it.

"The whole town is terrorized by this animal. It even entered the local hospital, forcing terrified people to jump over the fences," Thapaliya told the Associated Press.

Fart of Presto posted:

Man rescued from inside public lavatory in Norway







And here is the hero of the day:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a bunch more videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3CdC78-yr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDnJNzr54MM

mds2 posted:

I was really hoping to see a rhino destroying a city like Godzilla. But instead I felt sad for it. It just seemed lost and wanted to get out of there. Totally surprised only one person died though.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I just checked and there's a bunch of videos on youtube of trained elephants that suddenly snap and go "Alright, all you cunts can get off my back right now. Also this bus can get hosed, gently caress these guys, gently caress that cow, gently caress that other elephant ...."
There's usually a few animals gored and people maimed/squashed and it's not really schadenfreude material so I won't post the videos here but they're real easy to find if people are so inclined.

Fart of Presto posted:

Man rescued from inside public lavatory in Norway







And here is the hero of the day:

Enos Cabell posted:

the gently caress was a toddler doing in the endzone of a NFL game?

Chichevache posted:

Does his forehead say "gratitude"?

Your Computer posted:

I just checked the news and this is the image they used (which seems a lot more relevant):



Not trying to go all but it just feels a bit unfair to paint him as a jerk when he was trying to get his friend's cellphone back

Enos Cabell posted:

the gently caress was a toddler doing in the endzone of a NFL game?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, it says "Unemployable".

Chichevache posted:

I'm actually the casting director for the Shield. Are you his agent?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, it says "Unemployable".

InediblePenguin posted:

thanks, Somebody's Dad On Facebook

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Somebody's dad on facebook does all the hiring.

lfield posted:

You sound fun.

mds2 posted:

I was really hoping to see a rhino destroying a city like Godzilla. But instead I felt sad for it. It just seemed lost and wanted to get out of there. Totally surprised only one person died though.

Wanamingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NLq86ySYM

lfield posted:

You sound fun.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I just checked and there's a bunch of videos on youtube of trained elephants that suddenly snap and go "Alright, all you cunts can get off my back right now. Also this bus can get hosed, gently caress these guys, gently caress that cow, gently caress that other elephant ...."
There's usually a few animals gored and people maimed/squashed and it's not really schadenfreude material so I won't post the videos here but they're real easy to find if people are so inclined.

Hyperlynx posted:

No, it's purestrain, uncut, finest grade schadenfreude. They train elephants by abusing them and keeping them in poo poo conditions. Why do you think they rampage when they finally snap? Good on the elephants. I have zero sympathy for the people they kill or maim. Fuckers.

BrianBoitano posted:

Maybe that's true for some or most, but wild elephants will very much do the same thing, in which case I guess less schadenfreude or at least a different kind.

Obdicut posted:

When you think about it pretty much all animals have the moral right to rampage and gently caress up humans.

Except anteaters.

Pharnakes posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37196635

Pharnakes posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37196635