Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Who cares? Watchmen references are played the gently caress out

# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:57

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# ? May 9, 2024 04:31

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Lobok posted:

This is a genius comic because the first two panels can be reused in the next strip when Ant-Man or whoever slips through the webbing.

My favorite part is the sound of him being punched in the face is "Quack."

# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:58

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

ImpAtom posted:

My favorite part is the sound of him being punched in the face is "Quack."

Maybe Larry Lieber talks like Baba Wawa.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:07

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:43

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Choco1980 posted:

Am I seeing things or is the "Rorschach dayjob sandwich board loony" spot filled by Alan Moore in the background?

You are not seeing things. I believe it's made clearer on the next page.

Duggan's entire run on Deadpool has been amazing.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It's the last page of the comic, but there's two more panels cropped out.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 01:05

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

TheFallenEvincar posted:

okay, I'm in, I'm in.

Once again Mark Millar was ahead of his time:

Youngblood: Bloodsport #1

# ? Aug 27, 2016 02:09

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Action Jacktion posted:

Once again Mark Millar was ahead of his time:

Youngblood: Bloodsport #1

Wait, Mark Millar wrote for loving Youngblood??

I'd say I've lost respect for him, but he did also write Trouble.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 02:18

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Even Alan Moore wrote for Youngblood. Sometimes a paycheck's a paycheck.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 02:56

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Action Jacktion posted:

Once again Mark Millar was ahead of his time:

Youngblood: Bloodsport #1

I feel like I'd get motion sickness if I start at that first panel long enough.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 03:02

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

From Iron Man #233... Oh Marcy, if only you had a crystal ball...

# ? Aug 27, 2016 03:46

dordreff: Jul 16, 2013

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Wait, Mark Millar wrote for loving Youngblood??

I'd say I've lost respect for him, but he did also write Trouble.

Come on, it's Mark loving Millar. It'd be more surprising if he hadn't written for Youngblood.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 03:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ImpAtom posted:

I love Newspaper Spider-Man and everything he stands for.

Spider-Man you have a belt-torch! :cripes:

# ? Aug 27, 2016 08:56

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Action Jacktion posted:

Once again Mark Millar was ahead of his time:

Youngblood: Bloodsport #1

I'm the Perfect Circle album cover art in the bottom right corner of the first panel.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 09:15

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Avulsion posted:

It's issue 25 of Posehn & Duggan's run on Deadpool. The 24 issues leading up to his breakdown are just as amazing. It starts with assassinating undead presidents, subleting his brain to a dead shield agent, leads to a really hosed up North Korean Vacation with Wolverine and Captain America, and ends with blowing up a helicarrier and a complete breakdown.

Wasn't that the same series where he beats the poo poo out of Flag Smasher of all people, because he's just pissed off about them annoying him? I remember something about "IF I EVEN SEE A BERET I'M COMING HERE TO SHOOT YOU" or something to that effect.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 09:27

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man you have a belt-torch!

# ? Aug 27, 2016 09:39

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Wasn't that the same series where he beats the poo poo out of Flag Smasher of all people, because he's just pissed off about them annoying him? I remember something about "IF I EVEN SEE A BERET I'M COMING HERE TO SHOOT YOU" or something to that effect.

It's a lot more complicated than that.

After blowing up ULTIMATUM's helicarrier, yeah Flagsmasher wants Deadpool's hide. But he decides to use Wade's recently discovered daughter Eleanor as bait, then killing her in front of him by tossing her out a window. That's when Deadpool beats the tar out of him. (Luckily, Deadpool had Kid Apocalypse nearby to save Eleanor.)

# ? Aug 27, 2016 15:29

Veotax: May 16, 2006

In case you were wondering how today's Spider-Man turned out:

# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:39

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

I like how he forgot his initial goal of actually turning on the lights.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:46

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

God I have got to start following the newspaper comics thread again.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:47

JohnnyCocksville: Feb 1, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Where in the world are the newspaper spiderman compilations??? It's been my favorite ever since I was a kid.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:02

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Just keep us posted on Newspaper Spider-Man daily please. :allears:

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:13

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Just keep us posted on Newspaper Spider-Man daily please.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:19

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

At this point I just want to see how long they can stretch out "spiderman gets punched in the face" as a plot thread. :allears:

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:54

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Keeshhound posted:

At this point I just want to see how long they can stretch out "spiderman gets punched in the face" as a plot thread.

They stretched out "Spider-man didn't take his costume down to Florida" for like two weeks

It was really just

code:

10 SPIDER-MAN IN FLORIDA
20 "I, SPIDER-MAN, DID NOT BRING MY SPIDER-MAN COSTUME ON THIS TRIP TO FLORIDA"
30 *SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT REQUIRES HEROICS*
40 "I WANT TO HELP, BUT I DIDN'T BRING MY COSTUME"
50 GOTO 20

# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:09

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

A week or so ago he took the subway to Long Island and stopped a purse-snatcher by tripping him with webbing as he was running by.

Everyone completely ignored it.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:12

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Keeshhound posted:

At this point I just want to see how long they can stretch out "spiderman gets punched in the face" as a plot thread.

Knowing this strip, at last another week.

I choose to believe it's still written by Stan Lee, even though credits for newspaper strips are like the least reliable thing in the world. A lot of them still credit original creators that died decades ago.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:21

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I think in the past someone has said it's actually his brother writing it.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:20

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Hank just punched him into his own web trap didn't he?

# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:26

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Remember, tommorow is sunday, therefore it will be Spidey getting punched 3 times as much!

# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

CzarChasm posted:

They stretched out "Spider-man didn't take his costume down to Florida" for like two weeks

It was really just
code:
10 SPIDER-MAN IN FLORIDA
20 "I, SPIDER-MAN, DID NOT BRING MY SPIDER-MAN COSTUME ON THIS TRIP TO FLORIDA"
30 *SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT REQUIRES HEROICS*
40 "I WANT TO HELP, BUT I DIDN'T BRING MY COSTUME"
50 GOTO 20

You forget

I HAVE TO HELP BUT NEED COSTUME
I GET ANGEL COSTUME FROM COSTUME STORE
I HELP AND GET A REWARD
I RETURN COSTUME TO COSTUME STORE AND USE REWARD TO BUY SPIDER-MAN COSTUME

# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:42

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Didn't he also notice the stitching on the costume store's version of the Spidey outfit was better than his homemade version?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:28

the future is WOW: Sep 9, 2005; I QUIT!

Scaramouche posted:

I think in the past someone has said it's actually his brother writing it.

That would be Larry Lieber.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:31

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

The Spiderverse bit in the Newspaper Spider-man universe is still one of the best thing Slott's ever done

# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:19

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

I'm upset that the actual Newspaper Spider-Man comic didn't post an issue the next day where Peter was in complete shock at how that guy took his best punch and how he didn't know who he was, how he knew his secret identity, and why he was so hellbent on ruining his picnic.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:30

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Unrelated to Daily Spider-Punched:

Just a Pymlok punching a Master Mold Sentinel in the middle of Manhattan.

(Secret Avengers v1 #36)

Wonder how many panels it's going to take for Spidey to figure out that spooging up Pym's ~~lab~~ crime scene maybe wasn't the best idea?

(At least 3 more punches.)

# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:59

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

flosofl posted:

That time it was Crossbones. He ends up dumping him in a hot air balloon in Central Park and cutting it loose. Later issue, Crossbones is still woozy (and still in the hot air balloon) and thinks he's hallucinating as Deadpool zips by riding in Phil Coulson't vintage Corvette air-car.

I believe fire was involved.

I'm disappointed by how long it took me to find this panel, but better late than never.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:31

Veotax: May 16, 2006

The amazing showdown continues.

Veotax fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Aug 28, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 19:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Veotax posted:

The amazing showdown continues.

Are the panels out of order?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:06

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# ? May 9, 2024 04:31

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Read it horizontally, not vertically. Also of course it was Ant Man

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:15

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