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sometimes it is nice to not be tied down to the emotional slavery of cortisol or cosleeping when i break up im usually hormonally hosed for at least 3-6 months if ive been cosleeping with someone regularly
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Indian ghost kid goon, you know there's probably some Indian dude somewhere in time who was like "when I was a kid I saw something like another kid but also a grown rear end man at the same time somehow and I never told anyone ever too spooky" When you're old you should go back so that kid sees some scary amalgam of all stages of life This is basic timelike loop theory, the kid was scared because he saw a ghost you that was a kid and adult, you only see him as a kid because he only saw you once in his life
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:26 |
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ALFbrot posted:"Do you take this woman to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?" Unless she was smart enough to include "in promiscuousness and celibacy" in the vows, I'd say he's got a legit complaint.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:59 |
if that was in the vows he would be in the clear to gently caress his work-daughter
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:10 |
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should really try for a threesome aybe that will get your wife going
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 09:49 |
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Personally I hope he tells her he wants to bone the coworker, and they fight, but she eventually relents after a lot of crying but is deeply hurt and can never look at her husband the same way ever again, and then he takes his golden ticket to work and lays the moves on the coworker, who gets skeezed out because sometimes people just want to flirt and she goes to HR and he's fired for sexual harassment
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:20 |
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Claven666 posted:Indian Ghost dude: that's not a ghost, that's a phantasm. Basically, the intensity of what happened released so much energy that it imprinted on that spot and now people who are sensitive to that poo poo can see it happening over and over again. You can test it by going back and trying to talk to the kid but if he turns and runs to the same place and jumps over the same rock and his braid flips up in the air the same way again then yeah, not an intelligent spirit Hmm no I think 'phantasm' is the wrong word. I think the word you're looking for is 'hallucination' or maybe 'lie'.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:27 |
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ALFbrot posted:Personally I hope he tells her he wants to bone the coworker, and they fight, but she eventually relents after a lot of crying but is deeply hurt and can never look at her husband the same way ever again, and then he takes his golden ticket to work and lays the moves on the coworker, who gets skeezed out because sometimes people just want to flirt and she goes to HR and he's fired for sexual harassment A black comedy of errors brought to life. Just missing a faked kidnapping and woodchipper, otherwise it'd almost be like Fargo.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:52 |
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File under "amusing party anecdotes"quote:I used to be an LRV (light rail vehicle) operator. I got demoted back to bus for being an unfunny smartass. See, our trains had these various audio cues you could activate. They also had Muzak (which I wished we could play during revenue service or at least while deadheading, but our managers hate fun so they say no) along with assorted cues based on different holidays. So for instance you could have the train play a little Jingle Bells riff around Christmastime. quote:I have a lot of things I feel like I need to confess but I'll get one of the bigger ones off my chest first. Going back to when we were dating, I have cheated on my wife pretty regularly. This has already bitten me in the rear end in many ways; for example, I met someone working on the Kucinich campaign for '04 who would very likely be one of my best friends in the world if I'd been clean with her about my marriage and about who I was. Instead, I fell deeply in love with her - like stupidly head over heels. We dated for about a year, she only came to my house once during that time - I framed it as me being ashamed of where I lived, despite it being a five bedroom, three bath house in a pretty decent neighborhood. (For her part, she lived in a decidedly rich part of town.) There are friends that I have that are completely aware of all of that, and who've forgiven me for being a manipulative liar towards her because all in all, I'm a pretty good dude - I've literally given people the shirt off my back before if they needed it. That was only the first in a series of... "indiscretions", though.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 13:52 |
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quote:LRV goon I'd have promoted you. Come work for me
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 13:57 |
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Cheating goon; its not an addiction, you're just a piece of poo poo. Whatever vestigial guilt you seem to be having clearly isn't changing your behaviour. Why are you even married? You clearly don't give a poo poo about that relationship.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 13:58 |
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Maybe the 40 year old guy with the wife who won't put out should just think about his 20 year old coworker while he jacks off
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:04 |
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lol at the cheating goon talking about what a great guy he is Eat poo poo, retard
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:42 |
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lrv confession is great and idk why it was posted anonymously
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:16 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Hmm no I think 'phantasm' is the wrong word. I think the word you're looking for is 'hallucination' or maybe 'lie'. IT WAS A WEATHER BALLOON NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:21 |
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"Cheating" isn't an addiction but sex can be. Go see a therapist before you ruin any more lives. quote:"yeah, I've still got it, I can pull these amazing looking women" This is code for, "I have no self esteem so I seek validation in others to feel good about myself".
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:21 |
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Cheating goon is a piece of poo poo. Don't cheat, shitheel. Divorce your wife so that she can go find someone who deserves her.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:54 |
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cheating goon is your wife a real actual retard/mongoloid? hmm my husband keeps leaving and gets phone calls and letters but wont tell me where hes going or what they are for like are you just gone or incapacitated for hours and hours and your wife doesnt care? pro tip buddy shes prolly hosed everyone on your block if shes somehow still with you have fun with alimony
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 19:09 |
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i find hillary clinton attractive and i'm not entirely sure why
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 19:36 |
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Jose posted:i find hillary clinton attractive and i'm not entirely sure why Anonymous confessions you fool! You fool!
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:09 |
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she's going to be the most powerful person in the world soon
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:24 |
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Can't wait for another 8 years of Bill Clinton
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:42 |
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Jose posted:she's going to be the most powerful person in the world soon Still a woman though sooooo
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:05 |
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well thats why i find her attractive as i'm not gay i guess i do know why then
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:08 |
Holyshoot posted:Can't wait for another 8 years of Bill Clinton Does he still get to put the interns under the Oval Office desk or does he have to do it somewhere else?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:49 |
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alimony is kinda a dead thing besides if fucker has a traveling job its pretty hard to tell unless he is an idiot. on the other hand cheat-goon you really dont seem to have much actual remorse at all. didnt learn or anything or it just get you all revved up to do it again? you know, the more you get away with it the less cautious you'll be. hell i was a piece of poo poo when i did that crap in retaliation when you finally atom bomb your family and your blissfully unawares wife, you might have a decent idea of what "collateral damage" means for a civilian.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 22:42 |
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loquacius posted:Paranoid, fatalist goon Dude, there are absolutely things that exist beyond our realm of comprehension. If you want to try to get to the root of your paranoia smoke some DMT and pay a visit to the next dimension. The only thing I think that's wrong with you is you're fixated on the wrong aspect of the pointlessness of our existence. Yes, you're going to die, yes the world is terrible but you can't control those things. Embrace your fleeting existence. Love your wife, love your kid, don't stress about politics on a global level. Just strive to live your life the best way you can and do things that make you happy. Also go to a therapist and maybe try some anti-anxiety meds.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 02:32 |
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Paranoid goon is probably smart enough to realize that his opinions about how worthless the world is, while somewhat true, are also the result of a broken brain with a chemical imbalance. Fix your brain chemistry, and you'll be much happier.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:11 |
get in the catacombs and drop lsd imo
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:12 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:get in the catacombs and drop lsd imo The hundreds of hits of lsd he's apparently taken over his life are probably the main cause of his paranoia. Shattering your ego over and over can make you feel very small and worthless if you don't know how to handle it. Imho, he needs to switch to natural psychedelics / entheogens like shrooms or ayahuasca.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:31 |
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cyberia posted:The hundreds of hits of lsd he's apparently taken over his life are probably the main cause of his paranoia. Shattering your ego over and over can make you feel very small and worthless if you don't know how to handle it. Imho, he needs to switch to natural psychedelics / entheogens like shrooms or ayahuasca. Maybe he should try heroin?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 05:01 |
I didn't read the actual confession past like fifteen wordsA Strange Aeon posted:Maybe he should try heroin?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 05:02 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:Maybe he should try heroin? Good advice in general tbh.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 05:29 |
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Has anybody referred him to TCC yet? They usually have a good handle on these kind of dilemmas.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 10:12 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 10:17 |
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Are you guys recommending drugs to the mentally unstable confessor because flat out telling them to kill themselves would get you probated?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 13:22 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Are you guys recommending drugs to the mentally unstable confessor because flat out telling them to kill themselves would get you probated? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758527&pagenumber=176&perpage=40#post457072446
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 14:07 |
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quote:I have the worst eating habits of anyone I know, and possibly anyone on these forums. Despite this - I constantly joke about how much I hate fat people and how easy it is to stay in shape. Here's a week in my life: I'd 100% believe the above if it weren't for the first paragraph making it sound like forum drama quote:My wife too has a serious problem with intimacy. I think that this is largely due to the fact that she was victim of sexual assault before I met her, and abused (physically, emotionally, and sexually as a child). Her problems were not helped by me early in our relationship (we've been together for almost 18 years). I was not nice back then, I know this, and even though it wasn't my intention, made her feel guilty about her previous intimate relationships. I mean obviously it's more of a problem for the other anon than you or he wouldn't be fixating on his hot coworker but diff'rent strokes etc
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 14:27 |
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lol at Mommy's Big Eater for whom regular trivia is simply inadequate
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 14:47 |
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loquacius posted:Sometimes I order 2 meals and say one is to go, for my "friend who couldn't make it". no one believes you fatboy
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