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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

a dog from hell posted:

I bought some lovely weed that was "high cbd". Smoked 2 grams of it and didn't feel a thing.

Keep a look out for bunk yall.

high cbd is usually low thc. Not really a recreational product.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Zorodius posted:

high cbd is usually low thc. Not really a recreational product.

Yeah I get it, I just felt gipped. At least bottom shelf liquor does what is advertised.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I have a strain like that in the freezer for legit pain or sleep issues.This on is called Harlequin, seen another called tsunami. It's weird how different it is.

I got AC/DC. The wife can't smoke without getting anxiety but if she pairs it with any high CBD it completely mellows her. It's pretty awesome for squares who can't handle their smoke

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i am too lame and old and lovely and scared to get weed and it makes me sad so that's why i got a big hard on for legalization

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

I have been smoking weed for over 20 years and for much of that time your choices (if you had them) were "green or brown" or "kind or shwag" and when it was bad it was often very bad, like completely dried out bricked up full of seeds. and that was in California!

now in much of the US, even in some places where its not legal, there are so many options, stoners are developing these like gourmet connoisseur palates, I went to a dispensary in Portland that had the atmosphere of like a wine tasting. kind of cool to see it becoming more accepted

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i have only smoked reggie a few times and when the guy says he has schwag its usually just some decent stuff that was stored incredibly poorly and not like trash compactor poop weed

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I remember being 15 and being happy if it was green. Now you just go to the store.

My dad used to be mad and now he smokes like a chimney. Haha. We had it right all along.

puke pentagram
Jun 12, 2015

Anyone else have to be covert when they smoke? I invested in a Sploofy and it works really well. Dope Turtle makes good containers that look like they were made for hair gel. Can't smell anything inside once its closed.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
i like to smoke weed before, during, and after im at work

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

puke pentagram posted:

Anyone else have to be covert when they smoke? I invested in a Sploofy and it works really well. Dope Turtle makes good containers that look like they were made for hair gel. Can't smell anything inside once its closed.

when I'm in a place where I need to be covert my usual strategy is to use a bat and just always keep moving.

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Aug 27, 2016

puke pentagram
Jun 12, 2015

haha that was pretty funny. Do you Tactical smoking?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

puke pentagram posted:

Anyone else have to be covert when they smoke? I invested in a Sploofy and it works really well. Dope Turtle makes good containers that look like they were made for hair gel. Can't smell anything inside once its closed.

I remember when I was in college I would blow the smoke through a tp tube filled with dryer sheets, which probably did jackshit to actually lessen the weed smell. But now I will always associate the smell of dryer sheets with marijuana. :)

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
mgs: solid sploof: tactical smoking action

"sploof, try to remember the basics of CQC: chronic quickly chars. so smoke up bitch"
"thanks boss"
*smokes a shitton of soviet jungle weed*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OctoberBlues posted:

I remember when I was in college I would blow the smoke through a tp tube filled with dryer sheets, which probably did jackshit to actually lessen the weed smell. But now I will always associate the smell of dryer sheets with marijuana. :)

it definitely doesnt do poo poo haha i got caught one time in my dorm smoking and we were using one of those things which we called "spoofs" even had a fan pointed out the window that we'd blow the spoofed smoke into the back of and it still wasnt enough.

after that my roommate and i would wait until late at night and leave windows open since we were on the 4th floor but completely air seal the door to the hallway with very carefully with duct tape and smoke then fall asleep and by morning the smoke had cleared and nobody was the wiser

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
if u need to be covert wen u toke take a bunch of lsd beforehand so the pigs dont hear u coughing cuz u handle hits like a bitch

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
we used those dryer sheet things too and I was the only one insisting they didn't do poo poo all and we should stop using them

I hated the way the dryer sheet smell lingered in my nose

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Earwicker posted:

I have been smoking weed for over 20 years and for much of that time your choices (if you had them) were "green or brown" or "kind or shwag" and when it was bad it was often very bad, like completely dried out bricked up full of seeds. and that was in California!

now in much of the US, even in some places where its not legal, there are so many options, stoners are developing these like gourmet connoisseur palates, I went to a dispensary in Portland that had the atmosphere of like a wine tasting. kind of cool to see it becoming more accepted

yeah i grew up in the midwest buying weed from dudes behind the the tgif fridays and there was only one kind of weed and it was just called weed. now i can do into a dispensary and there are like 30 drat kinds of weed and a hot chick with tattoos who will tell you what they taste and feel like and they all get you blasted out of your drat gourd.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

we used those dryer sheet things too and I was the only one insisting they didn't do poo poo all and we should stop using them

I hated the way the dryer sheet smell lingered in my nose

Dryer sheers are the only reason teenagers survive in this world. The population is too high. Keep on.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
most people here seem to get their weed mailed from colorado but i strongly suspect it was shaken for kief at some level before it gets to me because the good weed (which goes by many slang terms ever evolving) used to be better i feel like. Legalize it imho

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i went to college so long ago that we were allowed to smoke cigarettes in our rooms so we would just try to drown out the smell with tobacco smoke and incense which is, really, loving disgusting!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

most people here seem to get their weed mailed from colorado but i strongly suspect it was shaken for kief at some level before it gets to me because the good weed (which goes by many slang terms ever evolving) used to be better i feel like. Legalize it imho

Isn't that basically what beasters is? Good weed from Canada that had been shaken for kief? Although I think people often called any good but not great weed "beasters" when I was in college.

My favorite term is calling regs "reggie miller"

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
I'm starting a new job after being broke for 6 months and a 3month tbreak

Gonna literally spend my entire first paycheck on some and lay in the grass surrounded by my lit blunt friends and smile at clouds

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

most people here seem to get their weed mailed from colorado but i strongly suspect it was shaken for kief at some level before it gets to me because the good weed (which goes by many slang terms ever evolving) used to be better i feel like. Legalize it imho

Weed is waaay better than it's ever been. Alcohol is still better.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
beaster here just meant commercially grown weed that was not mid but not "headies/loud/gas/whatever best is called" and usually wasnt trimmed well and would sometimes still be damp because it was rushed to market but even that stuff had tons of kief it seems like no matter what i get now there is barely any kief on the outside which sucks. It still does its job but i guess mid or high level dealers realized they could squeeze a lot more profits from their poo poo before selling it down the line

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

I have always asked for eighths as a "Henry."

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

Curdy Lemonstan posted:


Anybode ever smoked so much and so frequently that every single weed session is a depressive mess consisting of routine masturbation to weird porn then video games and avoiding answering messages on the phone staying up until 4 am and then repeating it the next day every day surviving only on homeorder pizza???

Because i could really go for some weed right now.

whoa same dudee minus the depressive part

having friends around breaks that phase though

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
guys i broke my bong it was a really nice big 9m glass one

i blame the OP and the "war on drugs" for this

i am going to buy a plastic bong and use a glass slide for anything taller than a foot

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
maybe you should have been more careful with your stuff

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Are there any sober Trumpers?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm a trober Sumper.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
all i could get for the weekend is this really stemmy outdoor stuff but it's makken me feel some type of way

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I smoked some weed today, started randomly reading about Kiss which was really fascinating at the time, and then posted a gbs thread about it. Really all I've accomplished thus far.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i was made for loving you baby

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I went to amsterdam with a buddy back in 2010, and I knew a guy there who took us to this coffeeshop where we got to do hits off a volcano vape machine thing and that combined with the previous jointts hosed me up soo bad. me and my bro spent 45 minutes in a grocery store and walked out with one toothbrush and a candy cane. we also, for some reason, chose a hotel which was like 25 minutes by train out of town and we of course got lost when we got off at our stop. ended up walking around for what felt like hours and im pretty sure we saw some dudes getting ready for a smuggling run which freaked us out bad. eventually some guy on a bike rhought we looked lost and took pity on us and led us to our hotel. then we smoked a joint on the balcony of our room while watching the most majestic fuckin cows youve ever seen as the sun rose

what I'm saying is weed is magical and is for all the peoples

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

reallivedinosaur posted:

guys i broke my bong it was a really nice big 9m glass one

i blame the OP and the "war on drugs" for this

i am going to buy a plastic bong and use a glass slide for anything taller than a foot

dhgate if you dont mind waiting 3 weeks. high end bongs sub 60 dollars

thathonkey posted:

all i could get for the weekend is this really stemmy outdoor stuff but it's makken me feel some type of way

you need to get a consistent guy.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

AkumaHokoru posted:

dhgate if you dont mind waiting 3 weeks. high end bongs sub 60 dollars

Thanks for this. Goddamn.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I picked up a summer cold. Haven't smoked all day cause of it. Gonna try to spark up now.

Edit: this was a mistake. A huge mistake. Oh god my lungs. Gonna finish the bowl though.

Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 28, 2016

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Volume posted:

I picked up a summer cold. Haven't smoked all day cause of it. Gonna try to spark up now.

Edit: this was a mistake. A huge mistake. Oh good my lungs. Gonna finish the bowl though.

good luck, friend

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

drat horror queefs posted:

mgs: solid sploof: tactical smoking action

"sploof, try to remember the basics of CQC: chronic quickly chars. so smoke up bitch"
"thanks boss"
*smokes a shitton of soviet jungle weed*

Metal Greatly Solid.
4.20
The phantom spliff

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

AkumaHokoru posted:

dhgate if you dont mind waiting 3 weeks. high end bongs sub 60 dollars


you need to get a consistent guy.

cheap chinese glass can have tiny air bubbles which shatter under heat and you inhale microscopic glass particles which is as bad as asbestos

according to the purveyor of fine US made glass ware at the bong store

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