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Jesus, what size is anything? What perspective is anything? What kind of insane demon dimension is this where objects have no form or context? Also the previous comic is gross and completely illogical, there's no entrance or exit wounds or anything. Why am I clicking this poo poo. Whhhhyyyyyyyyyy. edit: Oh well that's just great just put that right at the top of the page why don'tcha. D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 27, 2016 |
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D1Sergo posted:Also the previous comic is gross and completely illogical, there's no entrance or exit wounds or anything. Why am I clicking this poo poo. Whhhhyyyyyyyyyy. If I recall correctly. the point is that the axe doesn't hurt a paladin.
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Aug 27, 2016 19:45
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Cat Mattress posted:There's some sort of cursed paladin who killed goblin children or something. Goblins ask "how can he be a paladin", and a demon tells them "lol, u dumb", to which the goblins conclude that the paladin is actually good, and therefore, killing children is also good. So the DM gets to decide what is evil in the end. Thunt thinks killing a dwarf child that was adopted by an ogre is not evil. And that killing a blind old goblin that literally can't hurt anyone is not evil. In short thunt is not a person you want to be in a dark alley with. Dude can do mental gymnastics to convince himself of anything hosed up thing he wants to do.
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Aug 27, 2016 20:16
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Cat Mattress posted:There's some sort of cursed paladin who killed goblin children or something. Goblins ask "how can he be a paladin", and a demon tells them "lol, u dumb", to which the goblins conclude that the paladin is actually good, and therefore, killing children is also good. Was there at least some hint, or discussion between characters that alluded to the fact that a demon, aka "being literally made out of pure Evil and pure Chaos" might not be the most trustworthy source on how exactly paladin powers work? Because if I was a paladin and a demon told me "hey you can totally massacre innocent children all you want because you are good, which makes killing children automatically a good act!", I uh, wouldn't trust him. Lt. Lizard fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Aug 27, 2016 |
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Aug 27, 2016 20:29
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D1Sergo posted:Jesus, what size is anything? What perspective is anything? What kind of insane demon dimension is this where objects have no form or context? I used to read it but long fell behind and don't care to catch up. I think the Axe yellow gob passes through literally cannot hurt good creatures and phases through them, and at that point they're in a super evil city so it never comes up for whoever that guy who is fighting him(I have no memory) uses it on others, but uses on yellow gob, it's useless. So yellow gob steals it away. It also somehow gives him armor. Axe that can't harm good creatures isn't a terrible item concept in itself. Shame about everything else.
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Aug 27, 2016 20:55
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Stop talking about Goblins and/or alignment. What is wrong with you people?
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Aug 27, 2016 21:22
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Earnestly posted:Stop talking about Goblins and/or alignment. What is wrong with you people? They're chaotic evil.
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Aug 27, 2016 23:01
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Their obsessive need to categorize and define despite any damage such actions causes makes goons Lawful Evil. e: The only good nine point alignment system was Kobolds ate my Baby's. 
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Aug 27, 2016 23:11
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New one!
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Aug 30, 2016 14:21
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New one! e:fb
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Aug 30, 2016 14:21
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But where is the playground?
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Aug 30, 2016 14:31
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Under attack? More like over attack.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:32
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Stop being dicks, giants
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Aug 30, 2016 14:40
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Ice Giants are Lawful Evil, they can't help it. Not because they're evil, but because attacking a pirate airship is clearly a lawful action
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Aug 30, 2016 15:22
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Look man they're giants in a mountain pass, they gotta throw rocks at airships. It's just their culture, man. Don't disrespect.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:24
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If anyone is actually confused why ice giants are attacking the airship, please go read up on norse mythology. The bits about Loki in particular.
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Aug 30, 2016 19:47
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i believe ice giants are like dogs and just sort of do things arbitrarily.
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Aug 30, 2016 19:51
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They just recognize the Mechane as Scoundrél's airship, who seduced the chieftain's wife last time he passed through. He hasn't been keeping up his child support.
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Aug 30, 2016 19:55
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Shouldn't you be able to move out of thrown boulder range pretty dang quick? Just put up a force wall, V.
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Aug 30, 2016 19:57
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greatn posted:Shouldn't you be able to move out of thrown boulder range pretty dang quick? Just put up a force wall, V. It's still the surprise round bro
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Aug 30, 2016 20:00
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And assuming any sophistication on their part they waited until the ship was well within their range so it may be a few rounds before they can get back out.
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Aug 30, 2016 20:31
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Didn't the Frost Giant Demigod vote to end the world? That could be why they gathered up.
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Aug 30, 2016 20:33
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red plastic cup posted:Didn't the Frost Giant Demigod vote to end the world? That could be why they gathered up. Yes, with a cryptic reason to boot. Likely someone is calling in a marker.
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Aug 30, 2016 20:46
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Cabbit posted:If anyone is actually confused why ice giants are attacking the airship, please go read up on norse mythology. The bits about Loki in particular. I learned all the Norse mythology I need from Thor, as told by the great storyteller Walt Simonson. I particularly like the one where he turns into a frog.
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Aug 30, 2016 20:49
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The real question is why the Giants are throwing such rough-hewn rocks. They could get much more distance and speed hurling shot-put!
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Aug 30, 2016 21:40
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Who What Now posted:The real question is why the Giants are throwing such rough-hewn rocks. They could get much more distance and speed hurling shot-put! Even more with javelins, discus, or slings!
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Aug 30, 2016 21:47
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They all have levels in Hulking Hurler.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:16
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Ugly John posted:Yes, with a cryptic reason to boot. Likely someone is calling in a marker. That's what I was thinking. I thought said cryptic reason was just an intriguing and unexpected hint of depth for an extremely minor character, but I think that might actually be going somewhere before this is over.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:38
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peak debt posted:Ice Giants are Lawful Evil, they can't help it. Actually Frost giants are Chaotic Evil. Fire Giants are Lawful Evil. Yes it was pointless to point this out.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:45
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New one! V the support spellcaster continues to own.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:22
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Niton posted:New one! My streak is broken, I am undone Support V, who undersells their own magic, is fantastic hah Rygar201 fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Sep 7, 2016 22:30
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Rygar201 posted:My streak is broken, I am undone "I AM POINTY DEATH INCARNATE!" is so good. I think V prefers being sarcastic to all other options even if it means underselling her magic.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:34
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V's not being sarcastic. This is just a taste of how V feels all the time.
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Sep 8, 2016 00:56
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Raenir Salazar posted:"I AM POINTY DEATH INCARNATE!" is so good. This many strips in and Rich still comes up with the good quotes  . Not only does this further demonstrate V's newfound humility, it's actually more clever use of magic than just blasting away. Buffing Haley manages to give the party a huge multi-round boost in damage for the cost of one spell, and has about a million side benefits to boot that come with perfect stealth capability.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:56
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V's actual class is evoker right? So they absolutely must prepare at least a half dozen flashy blast spells, right?
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Sep 12, 2016 23:26
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ikanreed posted:V's actual class is evoker right? So they absolutely must prepare at least a half dozen flashy blast spells, right? Transmuter, so they absolutely must prepare a half a dozen buffs.
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Sep 12, 2016 23:32
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No, V is mono class Wizard with an Evoker specialization. I believe they've barred Conjuration, and Necromancy.
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Schwarzwald posted:Transmuter, so they absolutely must prepare a half a dozen buffs. As mentioned V is an evoker. Zzdrti was a Transmuter.
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Rygar201 posted:No, V is mono class Wizard with an Evoker specialization. I believe they've barred Conjuration, and Necromancy. True fact! (I was bored one afternoon and went through the strip eliminating his possible barred schools one by one...)
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Rygar201 posted:No, V is mono class Wizard with an Evoker specialization. I believe they've barred Conjuration, and Necromancy. That makes sense. I was thinking back on when the strip was transitioning from 3rd edition to 3.5, and V lost access to teleportation. I just assumed that meant they were a transmuter, but I guess any specialty works as long as conjuration is barred. V's appreciation of the disintegration spell is also well known.
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