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loquacius posted:I have the worst eating habits of anyone I know, Don't worry, ladies like a man who likes his food!
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 15:36 |
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Why don't fat people eat food that actually tastes good. Nothing but fast food, Chili's and Applebee's? If your going to eat yourself into an early grave at least mix it up a little bit.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 15:47 |
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The fat goon's confession would have been funnier if he said he was north of 420lbs and made $69k/year
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 15:48 |
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being able to see your own dick is a terrific feeling
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:08 |
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Zorodius posted:being able to see your own dick is a terrific feeling Not if it looks like mine does.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:05 |
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BeOSPOS posted:The fat goon's confession would have been funnier if he said he was north of 420lbs and made $69k/year
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:10 |
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Ibogaine and sex therapy for everyone here, please. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:23 |
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Sir_Charles posted:Why don't fat people eat food that actually tastes good. Nothing but fast food, Chili's and Applebee's? If your going to eat yourself into an early grave at least mix it up a little bit. It takes a lot of calories to reach and maintain that high a weight. Good food is expensive and not nearly as calorie dense as fast garbage. They would be full and/or broke before they could get the calorie requirements.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:29 |
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I don't know about 500, but I was fat my whole life until college (up to 270) from eating all homemade food. Fast food like twice a year, only whole wheat bread, skim milk, no butter, no frying or anything, lots of fruit and vegetables, rarely dessert, etc. Like I wouldn't say it all tasted great because my mom thought salt and spices were for degenerates, but it was definitely nothing like that guy.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:39 |
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quote:I enjoy reading the LadyChat thread in CCC and I really wish I could post there and compliment the nice goonettes. But I'm a straight man so that's probably not a good idea. quote:I want a paper marriage with my husband. I cheated two years ago, was caught, but he decided to stick through it. He has a habit of being very emotionally distant, I have a habit of finding what I need elsewhere. He is starting to repeat his behavior of wanting a non emotional companion and overtly avoiding engaging in meaningful discussions about where the relationship is going or if we even have a future. When I bring up the subject of divorce, he seems shocked and gets very defensive that I were to suggest it. Its just one day at a time, and I feel like there's a lot of elephants in the room that need to be addressed. I don't currently feel any security about my relationship with him, and he controls all the finances, including my paychecks. I do truly love and enjoy his company, I am happy to be his wife, to keep up the social media presence of a happy couple on FB, go to social events for his work, attend family trips, etc. When I am with him, my full time and love would be directed towards him, but when we are not together, he should respect my space and stop monitoring my phone. If he doesn't want to fulfill my emotional and sexual needs, but does not want a divorce, I should be able to have the ability to find it elsewhere. I am also willing to keep sleeping with him whenever he wants it, but I want one week off a year. To go do whatever, or whoever, I want. I would not sleep around outside of this window. The same rules would apply to him as well. We spend pretty much all our time together outside of work, and I'm generally not allowed to hang out with friends without him, and definitely not allowed to go away overnight. I just want some down time, I think it's healthy to not be with one's partner virtually 24/7. To show I am committed to the marriage, I am willing to go to a lawyer and write up terms, including a prenuptial agreement should we divorce. I don't want him to think I'm in this for the long con, he has expressed concern that after being married for a certain number of years, he owes alimony by default. I don't want money to be a point of contention. However, I'm not quite sure how that works after one is already married. I know this probably sounds completely unreasonable, and I would have no idea how to start the conversation with him. He had a fear of losing me because it's really difficult to meet other women, especially post college, in a male dominated field. We've been together for six years so there is the familiarity aspect as well. I have not cheated since the incident two years ago, but as his behavior continues down the same path as last time, I am seeing the red flags that lead to my indiscretion and I would rather truth and transparency than behind his back bull poo poo if he wishes to remain in a relationship with me. quote:I know this (https://i.imgur.com/d0LEBjP.gif) was posted as a joke in the sexual awakening thread but it made me hard and now I'm contemplating finding a cute feminine featured guy to play with just to see what it's like. I'm 28 and i have a wife.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:52 |
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Second confessor: have you ever heard of loving paragraphs
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:58 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Second confessor: have you ever heard of loving paragraphs Only if the paragraph consents.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:04 |
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Person with emotionally distant husband should get her financial poo poo together, insist on managing finances as a couple and be more assertive with what she wants. If he's not willing to divorce, what exactly is he going to do about it then?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:10 |
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Lmao @ second confession "I love my husband, here's a laundry list of poo poo I resent him for." You loving cheated, I'm surprised he didn't kick you to the curb. Also big loving surprise that he distrusts you after you cheated on him. Seriously, both of you sack up and get a loving divorce before you have kids.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:17 |
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Panfilo posted:Person with emotionally distant husband should get her financial poo poo together, insist on managing finances as a couple and be more assertive with what she wants. If he's not willing to divorce, what exactly is he going to do about it then? He sounds like a controlling rear end in a top hat, monitoring her phone, not letting her go out with friends, etc. I don't think "being more assertive" would help her in any way and may instead get her physically abused. But yeah, get a no-fault divorce and get out of there. Big mistake in getting married.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:19 |
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Is 'emotionally distant' code? I dony yhink so cause she mentions sexually distant as well. I dont understand what free range bang week will do to fix emotionally distantness. You talked 90% about emotions then came up with a solution for the 10% sexual frustration you brought up. Saying you get a free bang week to a not sexual person is Homer giving Marge a bowling ball. Get some loving couples counciling and fix it or divorce. Also. 1. Tell him daily how you feel. "I lnow you were shocked yesterday when I talked about divorce. It's been 24 hours and i feel the same." 2. Get explicitly involved in the finances. Show signs you are really thinking about this and not just saying things out of nowhere (like he seems to think). 3. Go to a marriage councilor. It will show him you are drat serious about change when you say in front of a mediator what you need to change emotionally and physically or you are gone.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:58 |
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former gbs mod spanish manlove had massive amounts of posts in the ladies thread also i'm not sure how forums poster ibogaine is going to help anyone
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:17 |
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Docahedron posted:He sounds like a controlling rear end in a top hat, monitoring her phone, not letting her go out with friends, etc. I don't think "being more assertive" would help her in any way and may instead get her physically abused.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:21 |
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I could see how a couple could end up in a situation where one of them is under intense scrutiny all the time if there's been infidelity involved but only in the short term. Putting up with that poo poo for more than a few months, in perpetuity, sounds loving intolerable. It's not a tenable situation. Something's gotta give. He needs to decide if he trusts her or not and be done with it. (I say that but really I think they absolutely need to divorce. He probably knows it's over deep down but is in denial because changing things would take effort and he sounds lazy as hell.)
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:25 |
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FYI to any potential cheaters. If you decide to cheat on your SO - which isn't cool in my book but we are all clever enough not to pretend it doesn't happen - do NEVER confess. Otherwise you either have no more relationship or what is described above applies. No more trust at all. So don't cheat, and if you have to don't tell anyone. If you regret it, tough poo poo, live with it. And better hope it doesn't come out.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:37 |
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I have very good reasons for cheating. I like loving and hate my wife ha ha thanks for listening folks
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:41 |
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I get really salty about that poo poo because my only long-term gf cheated on me and had the audacity to try and pin it on me for "reasons." No bitch, you cheated because you were a big idiot.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:06 |
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Fuckin doo doo dog breath stankin prostitute hoes.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:49 |
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The only thing cheating is good for is gettin' high scores
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:53 |
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Scyantific posted:I get really salty about that poo poo because my only long-term gf cheated on me and had the audacity to try and pin it on me for "reasons."
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:58 |
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H.H posted:I know this (https://i.imgur.com/d0LEBjP.gif) was posted as a joke in the sexual awakening thread but it made me hard and now I'm contemplating finding a cute feminine featured guy to play with just to see what it's like. I'm 28 and i have a wife.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:12 |
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Shakill OReal posted:The only thing cheating is good for is gettin' high scores preach brother
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:20 |
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loquacius posted:I'd 100% believe the above if it weren't for the first paragraph making it sound like forum drama Everyone should take confession writing tips from this guy. He gets you reeling from his rapid-fire pacing in the first two acts, and then, when you just about can't take it anymore, he kicks it into high gear with "But my big shame is..." in the third act. Really a tight, well-paced confession. Goon, if you're reading this, please confess something else.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:54 |
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quote:My job pays really well (about 65k a year)
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:58 |
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65k is nothing to sneeze at if you live in a rural area.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:15 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:25 |
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monitoring phone calls is a very unhealthy symptom in a relationship, but maybe when you've cheated and seek to keep cheating you're not really in a position to complain
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:43 |
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loquacius posted:(I say that but really I think they absolutely need to divorce. He probably knows it's over deep down but is in denial because changing things would take effort and he sounds lazy as hell.) I find it concerning that the sad, sad boy has told two different anon confessors to get divorced during the first week of his own marriage. Having second thoughts there bud?
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:58 |
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It's long but I read this part differentlyH.H posted:I have not cheated since the incident two years ago, but as his behavior continues down the same path as last time, I am seeing the red flags that lead to my indiscretion Anyway you can go down an abuse checklist and match pretty much all his behavior. The obsession with alimony, which hardly exists anymore, is even an MRA hobbyhorse. I'm hoping that's because it's a fake confession. If it's not, you need to get out no matter how much you like pretending to be happy on facebook.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 04:11 |
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H.H posted:I know this (https://i.imgur.com/d0LEBjP.gif) was posted as a joke in the sexual awakening thread but it made me hard and now I'm contemplating finding a cute feminine featured guy to play with just to see what it's like. I'm 28 and i have a wife. My sexuality has not been turned into a meme by idiots as far as I know but I'm not the least bit ashamed to say that it totally is sorta hot.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 05:12 |
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quote:I have a strong compulsion to watch porn and masturbate, but can't because it gives me ED during actual sex. My girlfriend feels insecure if I don't cum or I lose my erection, so I've given up both my habits for her sake. She's asked about the kinds of porn I like, and I rattled off some tame stuff like amateur couples and roleplay. That was, of course, lying by omission, as my actual preferences also include anime girls with dicks for nipples and smoking hot masked women letting their dogs gently caress them on camera. quote:I am the other woman. To a lot of women, actually.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:17 |
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quote:I'm a well adjusted young adult, I come from a happy home and have been working in a diverse company for years now since graduating college, pretty normal except for my secret shame - I still laugh when I see a midget. If I'm in public and I see a midget walking around doing normal things like shopping for groceries, I have to bite the inside of my cheek so hard that I draw blood to stop myself from laughing out loud. quote:My wife woke me up one morning a few years ago and just stared at me for thirty seconds before saying, "I'm pregnant." I couldn't believe it. It felt unreal but I was overjoyed and she was as well. We were so excited when we found out it was a girl, when we picked out clothes, when she decorated her nursery, and everything. It was so perfect.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:20 |
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Depressed w/ baby goon, this is pretty much the experience I've always dreaded so much that I don't want kids. I think I really don't want them, but maybe I've just been afraid that'll happen for so long that it's warped my thoughts on the subject. It's reassuring to hear that you got through it, though. Midget-laughter goon.... I laughed just at the mental image, pretty sure I'd have been cracking up with you at the time, or at least bug-eyed trying to contain myself.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:14 |
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Porn induced ED
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:16 |
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H.H posted:Depressed dad. Don't sweat it dude, you're doing just fine. I won't talk about your psy, you know she's terrible and terrible for you, and even your wife is telling you to switch. You'll do it when you're ready. As for your daughter, the first year of a baby's life they need their mother much more than their dad. Babies don't do poo poo, they're not interesting after about two minutes when the novelty wears off, and unless it's yours and evolution is scrapping all the objectivity out of your brain, they're also ugly as gently caress. Frankly, if you're going to miss a whole year of your child's life, the first one is the best bet. When they start talking they get marginally more interesting, but until you can interact with them in a meaningful way, it doesn't really matter. You seem like you're a good dad with impostor syndrome, which is a bit weird because you didn't really achieve anything of worth. Procreation is in reach of some of the most backward idiots you'll ever meet, it's really not that big a deal. Also, kids are resilient and every parent fucks up, many times, along the way. Get over yourself, if you're not actively abusing your kid you're doing fine. Source: I am a dad.
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