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borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

Defenestration posted:

Meanwhile


"The KKK endorsed Obama" is the most shockingly blatant lie I've seen the meme machine make people believe in a long time.

The KKK...endorsed...a black president. It defies meaning.

to say nothing of the fact that David Duke, the ur-racist, endorsed Trump.

I would completely believe someone in the KKK saying Obama has been good for their membership numbers.

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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

borkencode posted:

I would completely believe someone in the KKK saying Obama has been good for their membership numbers.

Or something like "he demonstrates why black people can't be leaders! "

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

RagnarokAngel posted:

Or something like "he demonstrates why black people can't be leaders! "

But that's loving everything.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

constantIllusion posted:

I alternate between believing that the people who share these memes don't know that this is the age of the internet and verifiable proof they're full of poo poo can be found within seconds on even the slowest of connections, and believing that these people already know that they're lying and they're actively trying to get a rise out of people.

Somebody did a study on chain letters. They found that most people share lies knowingly, and most of them do it because they want other people to believe the lies. Not surprising I guess. There's also a social signaling element to it.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Arglebargle III posted:

Somebody did a study on chain letters. They found that most people share lies knowingly, and most of them do it because they want other people to believe the lies. Not surprising I guess. There's also a social signaling element to it.

Do they actually internalize them as "lies," or is it merely another part of living in an alternate reality bubble where facts matter less than reinforcing worldview?

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Lightning Knight posted:

Do they actually internalize them as "lies," or is it merely another part of living in an alternate reality bubble where facts matter less than reinforcing worldview?

I can see it. It's like urban legends. People sort of question them but still pass them on because it makes a neat story in a crowd.

Wang_Tang
Jan 11, 2004

Cryptologic

borkencode posted:

I would completely believe someone in the KKK saying Obama has been good for their membership numbers.

I think the line of reasoning/argument they're trying to go with here is: "Obama is bad for minorities, therefore the KKK endorses Obama because he harms minorities."

Doesn't make it any less ridiculous though.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
http://pagenine.typepad.com/page_nine/2016/06/why-everyone-must-learn-how-to-shoot.html











At a glance I thought it was a parody of the gun rights movement but it's 100% straight.

Zephyrine fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Aug 27, 2016

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

seiferguy posted:

If we're posting poe's law macros I have to post my favorite one:





Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

A large number of my friends believe really silly conspiracy theories. A very large number of millennials think the moon landing was a hoax and Bush did 9/11. I used to argue facts with them, but that just makes people mad. So now I just go "huh, interesting" and hope they stop talking soon. Which they never do.

On a related note I visited the 9/11 museum a couple years ago and while I was in the pentagon display there was two guys on a bench talking about how "they never found any plane man!!" and they were actually sitting on the other side of a divider from a 20 foot section of the actual fuselage and part of the landing gear.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Wooten posted:

A large number of my friends believe really silly conspiracy theories. A very large number of millennials think the moon landing was a hoax and Bush did 9/11. I used to argue facts with them, but that just makes people mad. So now I just go "huh, interesting" and hope they stop talking soon. Which they never do.

On a related note I visited the 9/11 museum a couple years ago and while I was in the pentagon display there was two guys on a bench talking about how "they never found any plane man!!" and they were actually sitting on the other side of a divider from a 20 foot section of the actual fuselage and part of the landing gear.

Maybe they're a museum attraction - 'see LIVE 9/11 truthers, watch and be amazed as they ignore the evidence literally under their noses!'

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

SalTheBard posted:

I would say it was roughly around 2007 that I stopped really really being into 9/11 truthiness.

My favorite explanation for how 9/11 occurred went something like this (now to explain I accepted 9/11 at face value, but I always felt there was weird things that happened)
George Bush was aware of the attacks getting ready to happen and did nothing to prevent it from occurring. I also thought that the twin towers were augmented with demolition charges for effect. He did this because he knew he could use it to declare war in Afghanistan and Iraq. He would augment the military with PMCs (Private Military Contractors) to help out Haliburton and whatever other companies were making money. I also thought that he was going to flood Iraq with his own oil buddies to take over Iraqs oil production to "help out" with them getting production back to speed.

I mean I also thought he was going to declare Martial Law in 2004 to prevent him from getting voted out of office (I thought Kerry was going to win).

I'm not proud that I thought this way. I was in the military at the time and there was a small contingent of us who really were unhappy with how things were so we invented these stories and passed them around to make ourselves feel better about what we were doing.

While I don't believe it, I'd say George Bush knowing the attack was coming and not stopping it is plausible in a way that "controlled demolition" isn't. We do know that Bush ignored at least one direct warning that OBL was planning some sort of attack and brushed it off, and he certainly did exploit the poo poo out of it after the fact. The problem is that if there were explicit information about how exactly it was going to happen, it would have to pass through a lot of hands to get to Bush, and there's no way everyone involved would keep quiet.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
I miss DFW :smith:

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
EPORW Weekend

GUNZ GUNSZ GUNZZZZZ


rights


kids and guns


chicago


black and white tools


people too clumsy to avoid trailer hitch should have deadly weapons this is vital


cornstiturtion


just the one terrorist


el-hyphen-chapo
spiderhyphenman


lol tough guy

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Defenestration posted:


lol tough guy

Apparently a guy just doing his business in the women's bathroom isn't a big deal if this dude is there already waiting for his daughters.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I think it's written from the perspective of a woman.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Even if it is written from the perspective of a woman that still leaves the question of why that first guy was in the women's bathroom in the image so he'd be able to body slam the second one.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
I've walked into the woman's bathroom... twice? In my life. I do this because I am oblivious, and both times I realized where I was, said, "Whups! Sorry!" and left. Fortunately I've not been pile-driven through the floor, because it's pretty rare for people to respond to someone in the wrong room by trying to kill them.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

At one place I worked the entrances to washrooms were consistent in terms of left/right, except for one floor of one building. We moved to that floor, and I probably stepped into the women's washroom half a dozen times before I left that job. It was a near-constant thing that someone was backing away from a door and apologizing.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Have fun in prison after you get convicted of aggravated assault after you piledrive a masculine looking woman.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Mystic Mongol posted:

I've walked into the woman's bathroom... twice? In my life. I do this because I am oblivious, and both times I realized where I was, said, "Whups! Sorry!" and left. Fortunately I've not been pile-driven through the floor, because it's pretty rare for people to respond to someone in the wrong room by trying to kill them.
Yeah I did that once jet lagged in an airport, the tip off was no urinals.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



"im not cucked! im not cucked!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Have fun in prison after you get convicted of aggravated assault after you piledrive a masculine looking woman.

I'm pretty sure that's happened multiple times already, though I'm not sure how the trials ended up.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Jurgan posted:

Okay, I don't know if this counts as political, but I need to share it anyway. So there's this college biology professor whom I've known all my life. His daughter was one of my best friends growing up, I've stayed at their house, he ran my Scout troop, etc. He's practically family, so I want to be nice, but he's also a stubborn jackass. He's constantly fighting with school administration and anyone else he can find over trivial poo poo, and it finally got him fired. The straw that broke the camel's back was he refused to write learning objectives on his syllabus, insisting on using a quote from Woodrow Wilson that he thought summed it all up. On the one hand, I get the value of academic freedom, but it's such a stupid hill to die on, and it's at least the third time he's been formally reprimanded by the administration, so what did he think would happen? Now he's posting articles on Facebook talking about how right he was, including one from the Weekly Standard talking about how brave he is and how terrible liberal education is:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/educrats-chase-away-another-defender-of-intellectual-freedom/article/2003741

My response:

Oh, dear, this just keeps getting worse:

"Posted by a friend at The College..."

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

today in ruining simple jokes


looking like a mad dog at the very mention of the president's name (but it's liberals who are unhinged)


kick the president on the playground


a nice martha stewart look (new dogwhistles 2016 model)


so wait, are we agreeing with obama or not?


:nowwatchthisdrive:


giveafuck


bad president


trying to erase racist whitebread america you mean. good riddance


illegal aliens = heavily tattooed gang members


and if I were a black student that just had a car accident and I knocked on your front door for help, you'd shoot me in the face, so there's that


yeah because you'd deport them


telephone pole jobs


anti-welfare propaganda has been astoundingly successful


so no handouts and no illegal aliens except for this one that Barack Obama should personally support. got it.


yeah that worked so well in 2012, you should definitely keep doing it


you getting a mortgage interest credit, taxpayer?


then again logic is not a racist's strong suit


like so. "helping poor people makes them more poor"? (they mean dependent but they can't even do their own lie properly)


wrap it in copper coil and power the eastern seaboard, because drat


nuke poo poo amirite


Nazis


any idea what this is referencing? minimum wage?


way too many white men?


maps maps maps


bathroom


NO U are the sexist ones!


muslim wives


muslim hordes


disgusting muslims


gently caress israel



reminder it is our job as white people to call out racism like this when we see it. Especially in our family members and friends.


homosexual acts of congress


science of poo poo I made up because I can't even differentiate between a drag queen and a transgendered person


if anyone's wondering how Trumpians are justifying the racist poo poo he did this week, the answer is "blacks love trump, you're the real racist"


trump literally endorsed by david duke? Nope, Hillary's the real racist.
It's interesting how we've come to a cultural place where being called racist is a bad thing, but feel free to do or say the most racist things.


now with commentary


obama hates white people - a literal war criminal


not racist nope nope nope
Hotrod Len is making a name for himself you guys


PANTS PANIC, always evergreen

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Defenestration posted:


PANTS PANIC, always evergreen

Better question, who the gently caress wears underwear under their swim trunks???

edit: is that one kid wearing socks? What the gently caress?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Defenestration posted:


bad president

This one always annoys me. It's just such a clear case of "No poo poo, really!?"
Did you ever notice that the people who don't vote Republican are the same ones who do vote Democrat? What a stunning observation

What other pearls of insight do you have for us?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they're lactose intolerant are the same ones who don't drink milk?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they prefer Ford trucks are the same ones who don't buy Hyundai?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

the_steve posted:

This one always annoys me. It's just such a clear case of "No poo poo, really!?"
Did you ever notice that the people who don't vote Republican are the same ones who do vote Democrat? What a stunning observation

What other pearls of insight do you have for us?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they're lactose intolerant are the same ones who don't drink milk?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they prefer Ford trucks are the same ones who don't buy Hyundai?

'Ever notice that the people who call us racists are the same people we think are inferior?'

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I checked out the clickbait so nobody else has to:

quote:

ALERT: Thousands Of Muslims Caught At Border, All Carrying THIS Disturbing Item
...
The Muslim immigrants enter countries as far south as Brazil and make their way to the United States, often with forged travel documents.

They barely even tried to meet the title, meh.


And of course Trump tweeted out that article last week. Sad: https://twitter.com/Vnzla4Trump/status/767465829478699008

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Defenestration posted:

EPORW Weekend


kids and guns
I've got to confess I am extremely OK with this, since even if little Johnny doesn't go on to join the NRA, it'd be good if he knew how to handle a gun safely without being pants-wettingly terrified. On the other hand, do these people really want to teach little Jamal and Shaniqua how to safely operate a firearm?

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

darthbob88 posted:

I've got to confess I am extremely OK with this, since even if little Johnny doesn't go on to join the NRA, it'd be good if he knew how to handle a gun safely without being pants-wettingly terrified.

Or, given the sheer number of gun related accidental deaths of children, just "this is not a toy."

On a similar subject, this is a pretty great way to address the issue, too.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

the_steve posted:

This one always annoys me. It's just such a clear case of "No poo poo, really!?"
Did you ever notice that the people who don't vote Republican are the same ones who do vote Democrat? What a stunning observation

What other pearls of insight do you have for us?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they're lactose intolerant are the same ones who don't drink milk?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they prefer Ford trucks are the same ones who don't buy Hyundai?

The observation is supposed to be that they were wrong about Obama being good just as they are now wrong about Trump. It is still stupid, but it makes sense from their point of view.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Keeshhound posted:

Or, given the sheer number of gun related accidental deaths of children, just "this is not a toy."

On a similar subject, this is a pretty great way to address the issue, too.

I mean if I had my choice it would be for restricting firearms, but at this point I acknowledge that isn't something that is possible in America, so I am willing to support gun safety instruction if it means we'll have fewer toddlers/children shooting themselves and other people in the country.

Although given that we still have people handing off automatic weapons to children at shows, maybe we can also have a period of universal training so it's not just kids getting lessons?

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Keep in mind that the mere idea of having more scrutinizing background checks is the exact same as confiscating all guns forever for all time.

Somebody somewhere is seeing this as socialism run amok that will snatch kids from homes and indoctrinate them into Obama's Thug Army.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

The only reason King isn't in the bottom picture with "corrupt race baiters" is because he's loving dead so they can try to whitewash him because he can't say otherwise. loving disgusting.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

And of course Trump tweeted out that article last week.

Not sure if...

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


the_steve posted:

This one always annoys me. It's just such a clear case of "No poo poo, really!?"
Did you ever notice that the people who don't vote Republican are the same ones who do vote Democrat? What a stunning observation

What other pearls of insight do you have for us?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they're lactose intolerant are the same ones who don't drink milk?
Did you ever notice that the people who say they prefer Ford trucks are the same ones who don't buy Hyundai?

It's suprasocial conflict 10-96. Reinterpret the entire world to have only one positive social value, which is your social value. Then, insist that everyone else adhere to your polemic, then scream how it isn't fair when everyone is being ungood instead of trying to be ++goodbbluvgoodthinkfulgood like you.

It's remedial poo poo because understanding how the eejits do it so badly is the first step to doing it even remotely well.

Like, Satanic Panic denominations, New Atheism, etc all have their own NewSpeak and their odd single-perspective worldviews where despite having made enemies of the masses, being in the world but not of it, etc they aren't even capable of understanding that the public can disagree with them. Every disagreement must be the result of enemy action, and enemies are not granted agency either, because the fanatic has no agency and is incapable of plotting their own course. It's all just running on automatic, and anyone who knows how it goes can seize on it to just gently caress it all up.

:regd09:

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Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Defenestration posted:


PANTS PANIC, always evergreen

Hmmm the people that pretend to stand for freedom, personal responsibility and keeping the government off people's backs is proposing government enforced bans on dressing certain ways? I wonder what's different about this group that could make them completely ignore and contradict their stated principles like that.

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