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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Neoreactionary cat gets burned alive out of superstition or for entertainment.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Aesop Poprock posted:

I cannot believe any part of this election is real



Cat fight!

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


He's really riding this thing.

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/768902496597209088

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

COMING THIS NOVEMBER: SLAMFEST 2016: ELECTION HUFFING EDITION FEATURING JOE "THE SHOW" BIEDEN, ALEX "MADDOG" JONES, AND A SURPRISE APPEARANCE BY BO "MURDERFIST" OBAMA, THE FIRST DOG OF PAIN.

e: oops forgot a picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K3DIU2AEq0

ewiley fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Aug 26, 2016

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SimonCat posted:

#NotAllSkinheads.



Don't bother, person who drew that is probably fifteen years old

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/769301563009540096

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Bors made the perfect cartoon for people whom the normal jokes are too subtle for:

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I honestly don't know anymore if these people really are that loving stupid or are just pretending they are to try and sidestep accusations of racism, privilege and all that.

Once I thought they were all lying about their inability to look at a picture like that and realise what it meant. After 40 years though, of seeing the same kind of response? I just can't tell anymore.


For example - Aboriginal football player Adam Goodes spoke out about the huge amounts of racist abuse he dealt with both when playing, from spectators, and in his life. Naturally this enraged the bigots - how dare he call them out for being racist and they eventually hounded him out of the game and he retired in disgust.

One of the final insults was when a woman and her daughter called him a monkey and threw bananas onto the field at him. They were thrown out of the stand and banned for life. Even the most racist journalist in Australia, Andrew Bolt, came out against what happened and said the women were out of line.

His legions of rabid bigot fans pounded his blog and twitter with stuff like this:






Bolt getting a taste of his own medicine would have been hilarious if the whole thing wasn't so disgusting and shameful.



So, yeah, I just don't know anymore. Calling a black man a monkey and throwing bananas at him - but it's US who are the real racists? And they honestly seem to believe it.

It beggars belief.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

This same sort of thing happened in liberal San Franfuckingcisco

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
This is Adam Winmar, another aboriginal footy player who dealt with racist abuse on the field. I love this picture, it says so much. "I'm a fit badass, I'm proud of the color of my skin, and gently caress you."

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
that isn't machined for an auto sear so why third selector position?

here!

TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Aug 27, 2016

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

TenementFunster posted:

that isn't machined for an auto sear so why third selector position?

for funsies?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Video Shows Teen Who Was Shot by Police in 2013 Appearing to Surrender

Surveillance video from 2013 seems to contradict the ruling that a police-involved shooting of a New York City teen holding a BB gun was justified, according to the teen's attorney.

In Dec. 2013, an NYPD officer fired 16 shots at then-15-year-old Keston Charles during a foot chase after he was approached at his Brooklyn housing complex, the teen's lawyer, David Shanies, told ABC News. Charles was hit three times, Shanies said.

The video shows Charles running from multiple police officers throughout the property of Brownsville Heritage Houses in Brooklyn, which is run by the New York City Housing Authority. The chase ended at the entryway to Charles' apartment building, and the video shows several officers, in uniform and plainclothes, approaching him with guns drawn as he appears to surrender by dropping to his knees with his hands on his head.

Charles dropped the BB gun he was carrying as he was running toward the entryway to his building and was shot the first time by an officer, he said in a sworn deposition taken in May. As he turned to look at the officers, he was shot a second time in his side by the same officer, he said. He was shot a third time in the front by the same officer, he said. The officer allegedly continued to shoot after Charles had put his hands on his head, he said. Charles survived the shooting and is now suing the city and the police force.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video-shows-teen-shot-police-2013-appearing-surrender/story?id=41674021

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/drjillstein/status/769691238480146432

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


The Internet truly does make us stupid.

http://i.imgur.com/dGgDTy3.mp4

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Die die die die die die
https://mobile.twitter.com/zatchry/status/762055852991713280

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
hey have some hate fuel

https://twitter.com/rcolvile/status/769806157108088832

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica

you die loser

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

UP AND ADAM posted:

you die loser



Edit: Anyone got the chinaboo one?

Volcott fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 28, 2016

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine
If Jill Stein had been president in 2014, would her actions have differed that much from Obama's response to the crisis of giving minimal support to the Ukrainians in order to avoid escalating a war with Putin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJfi1L80rU

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/769610589178068992

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

This person seems to have learned how boxing works from The Simpsons.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

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Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007




But what I really came to post was this:

quote:

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.

At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Yestermoment posted:



But what I really came to post was this:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/DankJillMemes/status/769927911151312896

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

UP AND ADAM posted:

you die loser

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make it happen pussy :twisted:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/769938927264215040/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

He should have thought twice about being adopted by a white family when he was orphaned as a baby if he wanted to make political statements

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/icecube/status/769881887380676609

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

cool biRd pics posted:

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i dont even remember quoting this











hope this starts to make amends

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

When you get called out by this guy, time to rethink your life

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