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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

various cheeses posted:

Lol remember when this subforum would have people unironically tut-tutting you for "fatshaming" for posting such a thing?

it was so bad.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Travis343 posted:

I would rather have furries on the forums than anybody who posted in those chrimbo threads honestly.

Furries are pretty tame, like it's 2016 getting mad at furries is basically like getting mad at goatse

If Twitter has taught me anything it's that if you compare a person with a furry avatar and a person with an anime avatar the furry is way more like to actually be funny and way less likely to be a Nazi.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

You say that kind they're both not deserving of death

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Guy Mann posted:

If Twitter has taught me anything it's that if you compare a person with a furry avatar and a person with an anime avatar the furry is way more like to actually be funny and way less likely to be a Nazi.

except for literal nazi furry right?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Guy Mann posted:

If Twitter has taught me anything it's that if you compare a person with a furry avatar and a person with an anime avatar the furry is way more like to actually be funny and way less likely to be a Nazi.

The caveat to this is if the furry is wearing a diaper.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ilu2

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

I mostly remember weird community art project threads from old GBS

Goonbase
Gooncity
Goon Tower
Blue Ball Machines
etc.

All were actually pretty nice tbh

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
Anyone remember the thread (in The Book Barn?) where someone had found a bunch of ~tales of suspense~ stories written by an unknown boy 10-20 years ago and posted them so everyone could laugh at them? People then posted recordings of themselves reading them out loud, and somehow the actual author, now a grown man, got word of the thread and posted in it and was a pretty chill, normal guy. I think his name was Ben.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Rabbit Hill posted:

Anyone remember the thread (in The Book Barn?) where someone had found a bunch of ~tales of suspense~ stories written by an unknown boy 10-20 years ago and posted them so everyone could laugh at them? People then posted recordings of themselves reading them out loud, and somehow the actual author, now a grown man, got word of the thread and posted in it and was a pretty chill, normal guy. I think his name was Ben.

yeah it's mentioned in the thread earlier somewhere im not sure where if I find it I'll link you :)

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Rabbit Hill posted:

Anyone remember the thread (in The Book Barn?) where someone had found a bunch of ~tales of suspense~ stories written by an unknown boy 10-20 years ago and posted them so everyone could laugh at them? People then posted recordings of themselves reading them out loud, and somehow the actual author, now a grown man, got word of the thread and posted in it and was a pretty chill, normal guy. I think his name was Ben.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3149605

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
here you go archives required I believe Rupert Buttermilk originally posted it in this thread


http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&pagenumber=17

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
beaten like a redheaded stepchild

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
Ah, thank you! That was a great thread.

Luke Bavarious. :allears:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I think it was SA where some guy posted a story about a remote controlled blimp that scared the poo poo out of him. I plagiarized that story for my 10th English class so thanks guy

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Looking at that thread, someone asked him what happened to his cat and he said he saw a neighbor intentionally run over and kill her with their car? What the gently caress? Is that possibly true? Why wouldn't he call the police?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Looking at that thread, someone asked him what happened to his cat and he said he saw a neighbor intentionally run over and kill her with their car? What the gently caress? Is that possibly true? Why wouldn't he call the police?

He was a loving idiot t

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hungry Bit posted:

I mostly remember weird community art project threads from old GBS

Goonbase
Gooncity
Goon Tower
Blue Ball Machines
etc.

All were actually pretty nice tbh

My god, I had completely forgotten about Goontower and Gooncity! Anyone remember the train version? I... Think it was called "goontrain"?

gently caress, we should all do something like that again. :allears:

jimmsta
Oct 24, 2004

Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance.
Grimey Drawer
I just remembered something else. There was a thread, I think it was 'Goon Cribs', or something to that effect. One guy posted his basement, where he had his computer on the dirt floor, and random poo poo strewn everywhere else in the background. I'd love to know if that was a legit post or just a staged 'goon crib'.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

jimmsta posted:

I just remembered something else. There was a thread, I think it was 'Goon Cribs', or something to that effect. One guy posted his basement, where he had his computer on the dirt floor, and random poo poo strewn everywhere else in the background. I'd love to know if that was a legit post or just a staged 'goon crib'.

I think this is the same thread as, or maybe the same picture as, the guy living in an unfinished basement that still had insulation everywhere, and oh god the soda cans..

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

CloFan posted:

I think this is the same thread as, or maybe the same picture as, the guy living in an unfinished basement that still had insulation everywhere, and oh god the soda cans..

This was the guy who was living on a dirt floor with like mummified rat carcasses everywhere right?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CloFan posted:

I think this is the same thread as, or maybe the same picture as, the guy living in an unfinished basement that still had insulation everywhere, and oh god the soda cans..
Bungmonkey?

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Bungmonkey indeed :)



http://i.imgur.com/Up7Xx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AAlbW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kRBpD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kHNhr.jpg

Somehow less soda cans than I remembered. Was probably projecting from this thread: PYF Goon Lair

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CloFan posted:

Bungmonkey indeed :)



http://i.imgur.com/Up7Xx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AAlbW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kRBpD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kHNhr.jpg

Somehow less soda cans than I remembered. Was probably projecting from this thread: PYF Goon Lair
he's still here as of a few months ago. there was a thread similar to this and someone brought up his lair and he appeared.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Niwrad posted:

The guy who complained in E/N about his kids being taken away.
Not sure if it's the same guy (saying that is really, really sad), but there was a poster that had trouble taking care of his kids and revealed that he actually stole from their piggybanks to get $$$.

I think he did dumb poo poo like spend that pig cash on Xbox games. Guy was super racist and hated the Mexicans that lived next door, and would blow up when people critiqued his money management and parenting.
Guy also posted about his sick car mods, and how he was unfairly ticketed for installing police lights on his old Buick or something.

My favorite posters:

HappyElf blowing the gently caress up in a science chat thread about Black holes. "How do you suggest I observe them directly? Perhaps through the use of Oan bling? Or a chromed out surfboard?"

The idiocy of Niklas, aka "I only have 2 ears, why is 5.1 surround a thing"

The poor guy who was made to drink his piss. "hey guys I think I'm getting sick or have diabetes" 'taste your pee its the only way to be sure' 'ok well I did and it was kind of sweet does that mean diabetes??" "HAHAHA YOU DRANK PISS"

The dude that wanted to hack his cablemodem for more l337 internet speeds and was told to "Drill a hole into your modem and let the data flow from the spout"

The various homegroan posts that necessitated the don't post your loving nudes rule.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

CloFan posted:

Bungmonkey indeed :)



http://i.imgur.com/Up7Xx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AAlbW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kRBpD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kHNhr.jpg

Somehow less soda cans than I remembered. Was probably projecting from this thread: PYF Goon Lair

where is the bungmonkey fyad thread. that thing was golden.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


KhyrosFinalCut posted:

I still use the image from the t-shirt for that as my avatar at work, and I still occasionally wear the t-shirt.



lol i got the shirt too. reminds me of the create poor t-shirt designs thread. 420 smoke lobster everyday. i actually bought the nigga i poo poo trains shirt, and spent the night in jail wearing it. god bless.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

lol i got the shirt too. reminds me of the create poor t-shirt designs thread. 420 smoke lobster everyday. i actually bought the nigga i poo poo trains shirt, and spent the night in jail wearing it. god bless.

I too own the 420 lobster and Nigga I poo poo trains t-shirts. I never ever wear the 2nd one because holy poo poo what was I thinking. I won't throw it away though.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mycroft Holmes posted:

where is the bungmonkey fyad thread. that thing was golden.

I don't want to learn more about his living situation, and yet I absolutely do.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Worse than the guy living on a concrete floor with two water jugs, a sleeping bag and a photo of Haito Saori or something gently caress I dunno. Not as sad though.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Charles Bukowski posted:

Worse than the guy living on a concrete floor with two water jugs, a sleeping bag and a photo of Haito Saori or something gently caress I dunno. Not as sad though.

that was a fakepost that originated on GAF.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Join us in Ducktales Online!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...kcUF2gXorRxIn6A
Hilarious and not mean!


Though Chuck Norris facts is probably this forums most culturally significant contribution.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



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PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

My god, I had completely forgotten about Goontower and Gooncity! Anyone remember the train version? I... Think it was called "goontrain"?

gently caress, we should all do something like that again. :allears:

The original websites are long gone, but Goon Tower is still available through the Wayback Machine.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130416221448/http://www.goontower.com/

Goon City might be working as well though I'm unable to confirm since the map loads INCREDIBLY slowly.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080913020304/http://www.gooncity.com/

Goonbase was easily saved since it's just a huge PNG (with sweet MSpaint arfifacts no less)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Hungry Bit posted:

The original websites are long gone, but Goon Tower is still available through the Wayback Machine.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130416221448/http://www.goontower.com/

Goon City might be working as well though I'm unable to confirm since the map loads INCREDIBLY slowly.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080913020304/http://www.gooncity.com/

Goonbase was easily saved since it's just a huge PNG (with sweet MSpaint arfifacts no less)


Shame this didn't happen in terraria.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

RFC2324 posted:

Shame this didn't happen in terraria.
you could probably recruit a few people from the Terraria thread in Games to make that. they build some intricate poo poo.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Wamdoodle posted:

turn on your monitor
unplug your keyboard

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

CloFan posted:

Bungmonkey indeed :)



http://i.imgur.com/Up7Xx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AAlbW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kRBpD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kHNhr.jpg

Somehow less soda cans than I remembered. Was probably projecting from this thread: PYF Goon Lair

that picture is one of the first things i remember about something awful and what my mind goes to when i think of it

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Hungry Bit posted:

The original websites are long gone, but Goon Tower is still available through the Wayback Machine.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130416221448/http://www.goontower.com/

Goon City might be working as well though I'm unable to confirm since the map loads INCREDIBLY slowly.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080913020304/http://www.gooncity.com/

Goonbase was easily saved since it's just a huge PNG (with sweet MSpaint arfifacts no less)


goon city works but like you said, mega slow. also not as cool as goon tower

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Classics:

The time I posted about doing drugs/drinking beer

The time I posted a meme (image macro(word picture)) at the exact right time

The time I laid down a sick burn

The time someone empty quoted me

The time I poo poo my pants (posted about it)

Just a few off the top of my head. Everything else has sucked imo

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

dethkon posted:

Everything else has sucked imo

Much like your posting.

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