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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I like the video where his response to hearing a siren is making a joke about loving a underaged child.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I could have happily lived out my days having never read that sentence

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

EorayMel posted:

What-What is this? :smith:



Looks like a doner kebab in a pita with some salad to me.

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


BraveUlysses posted:

On the cobb is elotes, off the cobb is esquites.

This is so loving good if you want to try esquites

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/07/esquites-mexican-street-corn-salad-recipe.html

Ugh how central is Mayo to this. I can't stand the stuff

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

CelticPredator posted:

I like the video where his response to hearing a siren is making a joke about loving a underaged child.

Sometimes sarcasm doesn't work.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Remember guys comedy is a Safe Space Where You Never Approach Touchy Subjects So Everyone Feels Included And Safe

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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He is not a very funny man and his videos are bad and weird.

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic
Good jokes can be made about sensitive subjects, but if the joke isn't funny all you're left with is a guy filming himself eating twinkies in a car making a crack about child molestation.

I don't have an instagram to trawl through the site but a few minutes in tumblr's food porn tag turns up many variations on really bland vegan food:



And in keeping with no pizza rules, we have regular fruit pizza and 'chicago style' fruit pizza. These were found in the 'healthy eating' tag, which also contained this, because bots/people are stupid, I guess.






:psyduck:

Ten Becquerels has a new favorite as of 08:17 on Aug 29, 2016

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Those fruit pizzas look amazing.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Ten Becquerels posted:

Good jokes can be made about sensitive subjects, but if the joke isn't funny all you're left with is a guy filming himself eating twinkies in a car making a crack about child molestation.

I don't have an instagram to trawl through the site but a few minutes in tumblr's food porn tag turns up many variations on really bland vegan food:



And in keeping with no pizza rules, we have regular fruit pizza and 'chicago style' fruit pizza. These were found in the 'healthy eating' tag, which also contained this, because bots/people are stupid, I guess.






:psyduck:

that psyduck donut is my favorite thing and I wish it was my avatar.


also fruit pizza is amazing and gently caress everyone who thinks otherwise.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

cyberia posted:

Those fruit pizzas look amazing.

Agreed. Likely nowhere near as healthy as they may claim to be but got drat, I would eat my share of them.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


fruit pizzas are definitely a dessert thing. the way you make them is you take puff pastry or a pie crust, and then cover that in cream cheese and cover that in fruit. It's super, super tasty.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You know, I can't eat lactose or fructose without serious pain, but I would eat that so hard. Sometimes you have to suffer for pleasure.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

cyberia posted:

Those fruit pizzas look amazing.

I propose a new name for this radical creation. Perhaps "shortcake", or "pie" or "cake".

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


steinrokkan posted:

I propose a new name for this radical creation. Perhaps "shortcake", or "pie" or "cake".

Pizzas are a pie.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

You know, I can't eat lactose or fructose without serious pain, but I would eat that so hard. Sometimes you have to suffer for pleasure.

Dig in!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Pokemon-themed Anus Cookies

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Pizzas are a pie.

A common misnomer, they are actually a casserole.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

EorayMel posted:

What-What is this? :smith:



Looks like what we call lihapiirakka (meat pastry) :



I think every north european country has their own version. White pastry that comes with a not so generous rice and "ground beef" filling.
That's why you add some cheap and crappy toppings, sausage is the most popular one here (the less meat, the better). Pictured here is one of our specialties being built, main components are ham and boiled egg.

No decent human being eats one while sober.

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic
I don't mind the idea of fruit pizza, but I thought Chicago-style pizza was more than a thicker crust with the same level of topping. Isn't the point of the deep dish thing that you can also get a shitload more toppings and cheese on it? I'm Australian and have never been to the US, so what do I know.

Some personal AFP, tonight's dinner of leftover lamb shank rogan josh with cous cous, complete with awful lighting and being eaten at my desk. Can confirm it tastes good, but curries always look like murky rear end unless you put some yoghurt/sour cream + garnish on top to hide it a bit.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Chicago-style fruit pizza sounds like it should be a fruit salad in a puff pastry bowl with yogurt/sugar cream cheese mixture, not the perfectly acceptable fruit pizza shown.

You should also have instant regret after starting to eat any sort of Chicago-style pizza.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

PCOS Bill posted:

Remember guys comedy is a Safe Space Where You Never Approach Touchy Subjects So Everyone Feels Included And Safe

I agree with you that Safe Spaces and the like are bullshit. He has a right to make those jokes, sure. He doesn't have a right to be protected from people calling his jokes crap.

Ironically you trying to deflect criticism of him comes across as more intolerant, saying that people can't be critical at all of those bad ideas.

...

More on topic, have a Nutella Candy Corn Chocolate Chip Pizza.

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Julias posted:

I agree with you that Safe Spaces and the like are bullshit. He has a right to make those jokes, sure. He doesn't have a right to be protected from people calling his jokes crap.

Ironically you trying to deflect criticism of him comes across as more intolerant, saying that people can't be critical at all of those bad ideas.

...

More on topic, have a Nutella Candy Corn Chocolate Chip Pizza.



That looks like a trip to the dentist. I'm also one of the few people on earth that doesn't hate candy corn.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Sociopastry posted:

fruit pizzas are definitely a dessert thing. the way you make them is you take puff pastry or a pie crust, and then cover that in cream cheese and cover that in fruit. It's super, super tasty.

When I was in college the dining hall would serve fruit pizza sometimes, but the crust was just a regular pizza crust.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

FetusSlapper posted:

That looks like a trip to the dentist. I'm also one of the few people on earth that doesn't hate candy corn.

:same:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

PCOS Bill posted:

Remember guys comedy is a Safe Space Where You Never Approach Touchy Subjects So Everyone Feels Included And Safe

So why do you make the videos in your car?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Gilok posted:

So why do you make the videos in your car?

He just really likes to joke about certain things.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Ten Becquerels posted:

I don't mind the idea of fruit pizza, but I thought Chicago-style pizza was more than a thicker crust with the same level of topping. Isn't the point of the deep dish thing that you can also get a shitload more toppings and cheese on it? I'm Australian and have never been to the US, so what do I know.

No pizza rules, but pizza definitions :colbert:

This is a deep dish (aka Chicago style) pizza:



Pastry-type crust, and the whole volume is toppings/sauce/cheese. One slice and a human of average size is pretty much done.

This is a "pan pizza", aka the "I want to fill up on bread so I won't eat the whole thing and can convince myself I'm being healthy" pizza:



Confuse the two at your peril.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Tony Bologna posted:

I would throw those chips into an empty bag of papa john's pizza box flavored kettle chips and smash it into the trash so it didn't take up too much room.

:stare:

Oh it is so on, Tony Bologna. Next time you come over, I'm making Aunt Felicity's Calico Hair Casserole, just for you. If you're still hungry afterward, I have plenty of pepperoncini chips

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Data Graham posted:

No pizza rules, but pizza definitions :colbert:

This is a deep dish (aka Chicago style) pizza:



Nice quiche.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Cerepol posted:

Ugh how central is Mayo to this. I can't stand the stuff

It's not very much and you can adjust as you see fit.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I almost made squid ink mashed potatoes the other day but decided against it at the last minute.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

twoday posted:

I almost made squid ink mashed potatoes the other day but decided against it at the last minute.



L'asphalte Gastronomique

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

That's some tasty looking asphalt

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Xen Tricks posted:

L'asphalte Gastronomique

L'assault gastronomique

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Coolie Ghost posted:



Was at a company outing involving the best got drat Korean style fried chicken I've ever had and this was uh, topping the menu

One of the side dishes that typically comes with Korean BBQ is a hot plate of some kind of baked corn with cheese and mayo. Maybe it doesn't sound appealing, but it is usually one of my favorite parts of the meal.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

EorayMel posted:

What-What is this? :smith:



Kinda looks like a bad example of a Venezuelan sandwich:



This one is supposed to be from Cachapas y Mas in New York. Good stuff, but very messy.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Julias posted:

I agree with you that Safe Spaces and the like are bullshit. He has a right to make those jokes, sure. He doesn't have a right to be protected from people calling his jokes crap.

Ironically you trying to deflect criticism of him comes across as more intolerant, saying that people can't be critical at all of those bad ideas.



I'm not saying you can't be critical, I'm simply critical of your being critical.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Data Graham posted:

No pizza rules, but pizza definitions :colbert:

This is a deep dish (aka Chicago style) pizza:



Pastry-type crust, and the whole volume is toppings/sauce/cheese. One slice and a human of average size is pretty much done.

No no no this is a stuffed pizza. Chicago deep dish doesn't have a layer of crust on top. This is chicago style deep dish:

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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Fresh from my feed.



It wasn't even curry.

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