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Support management invited the entire company to a webinar about our recent salesforce rollout Somehow 700 people joining a meeting at the same time didn't work....
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Support management invited the entire company to a webinar about our recent salesforce rollout If someone did this at my hypothetical job I'd pay some russian hacker $15 to ddos that poo poo or whatever and take the rest of the afternoon off
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Aug 26, 2016 01:03
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Captain Foo posted:i had a call that went well today, but it wasn't a conference call 
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Aug 26, 2016 02:19
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i literally writhe around on the ground with my hands on my face while doing teleconferences from home. just praying that what i said made sense and i dont have to clarify anything. answering complicated questions over telecon with multiple people is the the pits!
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Aug 26, 2016 02:39
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Arcsech posted:one of the best engineers in our building routinely shows up to meetings 5-10 minutes late hey, im pretty good and all, but.... well, thank you!
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Aug 26, 2016 03:53
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French Canadian posted:i literally writhe around on the ground with my hands on my face while doing teleconferences from home. just praying that what i said made sense and i dont have to clarify anything. answering complicated questions over telecon with multiple people is the the pits! same but when reading your posts
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Aug 26, 2016 08:35
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BONGHITZ posted:same but when reading your posts 
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Aug 26, 2016 09:46
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Get an email for a canceled (and useless) "standup" which is more like 15+ minutes on a phone being bored listening to offshore people prattle. Get to office. Everyone had the call anyway.
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Aug 26, 2016 17:41
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Meeting canceled! Call in at 11am. :calls in before the usual time: Everyone's already on. And rescheduling for tomorrow.
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Aug 29, 2016 16:01
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we need some kind of general corporation fuckery thread cuz i just learned about a massive clusterfuck a-brewing that's unfortunately not online meeting related sure is resulting in a bunch of them tho.
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Aug 29, 2016 16:27
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i've been aware for a while now that most of our meetings hosted through bluejeans are totally open to the public, you just need to know the meeting name. the meeting name is usually first letter of first name + lastname. most people assume that you need to be on the vpn or have an sso ticket or something, but no, you can just join in. i'm not really concerned about anyone joining my own meetings, but there are some people here who would be targetted for that kind of thing by people on the internet. i've alerted the bluejeans team and they just tell me 'working as intended' because sales people use meetings in this way.
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Aug 29, 2016 16:55
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Iridium posted:we need some kind of general corporation fuckery thread cuz i just learned about a massive clusterfuck a-brewing that's unfortunately not online meeting related it's called cjs
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Aug 29, 2016 17:10
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i've been aware for a while now that most of our meetings hosted through bluejeans are totally open to the public, you just need to know the meeting name. the meeting name is usually first letter of first name + lastname. lol skype for business at least gives an audible alert to the meeting if someone from outside your organization that didn't specifically get an invite joins a meeting
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Aug 29, 2016 17:21
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Use your loving headset please, so we don't have to hear every goddamn keystroke explode against our eardrums and your phone vibrating near your computer nonstop.
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Aug 29, 2016 17:23
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mishaq posted:lol yeah, we get notifications when people join and i'm sure like, the sales team is aware of this behavior, but i dont think anyone else is.
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Aug 29, 2016 17:30
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Rooney McNibnug posted:Use your loving headset please, so we don't have to hear every goddamn keystroke explode against our eardrums and your phone vibrating near your computer nonstop. i dont own a headset
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Aug 29, 2016 17:32
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i dont own a headset Root cause uncovered, please resolve.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:07
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my only problem with skype for business online business 2 business meetings is that everyone uses their computer for audio which exposes you to loads of bad built in mics and poor internet connections.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:44
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Shaggar posted:my only problem with skype for business online business 2 business meetings is that everyone uses their computer for audio which exposes you to loads of bad built in mics and poor internet connections. Buy a headset you broke dick rubes
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Aug 29, 2016 18:49
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i have a headset its other people that don't.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:50
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maniacdevnull posted:Buy a headset you broke dick rubes When we transitioned away from handsets the company bought everyone a headset Since them it seems like 85% of them have gone missing
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Aug 29, 2016 20:03
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Shaggar posted:my only problem with skype for business online business 2 business meetings is that everyone uses their computer for audio which exposes you to loads of bad built in mics and poor internet connections. built in mics in laptops are still much better quality than dialing in with your phone the problem i see too often is people leaving the built in mic on their laptop on while simultaneously dialing in on their deskphone for nice feedback loops
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Aug 30, 2016 02:33
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mishaq posted:the problem i see too often is people leaving the built in mic on their laptop on while simultaneously dialing in on their deskphone for nice feedback loops this is exactly what happens when we use blue jeans personally i have unlimited minutes and my own phone isnt 15 year old cisco junk so i just use that and a good headset and can use jabber if i want to avoid the compression of modern cellphones and i can just leave the building and go for walks while listening and thats required for frustrating calls
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Aug 30, 2016 03:40
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i can't get over how stupid a name that is for a teleconf service
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Aug 30, 2016 03:53
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that moment you realize you can recognize who called in to the bridge by what background noise they add without thinking to mute it
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Aug 30, 2016 14:32
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Iridium posted:that moment you realize you can recognize who called in to the bridge by what background noise they add without thinking to mute it you're in too deep
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Aug 30, 2016 14:33
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Iridium posted:that moment you realize you can recognize who called in to the bridge by what background noise they add without thinking to mute it Time to update your resume?
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Aug 30, 2016 15:34
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"can you send me the document again?" "it's in the meeting invite, it's attached" "oh" e: call just dropped, real glad I got up an hour early for this Elysiume fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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Aug 30, 2016 16:35
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hey guys just joining in from the airport before my flight, so on the wolensky I file, it's very important that *baby starts crying in the background* because otherwise *flight announcement in the background* ok gotta go
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Aug 31, 2016 04:20
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FrozenVent posted:hey guys just joining in from the airport before my flight, so on the wolensky I file, it's very important that lol
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Aug 31, 2016 14:39
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someone on a call must have had two phones dialed into the conference in the same room because we just got pretty hilarious echo/feedback/loudening as one phone picked up the "you have joined the call" and broadcast it then the second phone picked that up and broadcast it etc etc
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Aug 31, 2016 16:50
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I'm involved in a tiny magazine about bugs and photography. We are five editors and just failed to have a Skype meeting because the main ed couldn't add people to the conversation without the entire call disconnecting. another science thing I'm involved in has meetings through G+ Hangouts. they sort of work most of the time until some old guy fails to connect from his ancient Mac.
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Aug 31, 2016 18:56
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axolotl farmer posted:tiny magazine about bugs
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Aug 31, 2016 19:24
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teeny lil bugsmpolitan with sex tips and stuff
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Aug 31, 2016 19:25
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tiny bug magazine
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Aug 31, 2016 19:48
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sports buglstrated swimsuit edition
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Aug 31, 2016 20:07
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diet tips to get your beach thorax NOW!
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Aug 31, 2016 20:08
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"I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" "I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?"
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Aug 31, 2016 20:14
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Rooney McNibnug posted:"I'm not seeing your skype screenshare, you want to try and restart it?" or the other way around where the same guy asks if everyone can see his screen every call and its always yes
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Aug 31, 2016 20:23
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*long pause while guy waits for someone, anyone, to say no* 'okay, so if you look here' *screenshare becomes lethargic and nothing shows correctly*
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