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iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:golfclap:

MadJackal posted:

Use Patriot Act provisions on money wiring to create an executive order on day one that would require citizen checks on all remittances to Mexico. Tell Mexico to fork over $10 billion or else this will remain in place.

So basically a giant FU to Mexican immigrants supporting families at home, legal, undocumented, or illegal? Why hasn't the Hillary camp-

Right, because Trump provides all the poo poo they need in his own voice.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Frisky Dingo calls this election again Re: trump going to a black church

"I'm just talkin bout Christ!"

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

HappyHippo posted:

not so sure that going down the road of "judging a person by the company he/she keeps" is a winning proposition for trump

(in baloogan voice)

PROJECTION PROJECTION PECKERWOODSPROJECTION

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HappyHippo posted:

not so sure that going down the road of "judging a person by the company he/she keeps" is a winning proposition for trump

Or the company he/she owns for that matter.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

redneck nazgul posted:

(in baloogan voice)

PROJECTION PROJECTION PECKERWOODSPROJECTION

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/770252177512230912

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/770292894410375168
Still pissed at you Maggie, but thank you for reporting this.

ALSO loving MILLERS.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


quote:

An email signed by Hawes replied. “Monetary contributions don’t increase your chance of winning, but we do multiply your entries. We’re also a political action committee, so it’s our job to collect contributions. So you can eat your own poo poo.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/770292894410375168
Still pissed at you Maggie, but thank you for reporting this.

ALSO loving MILLERS.

https://twitter.com/JesseLehrich/status/770298604657475584

Jason Miller is his comms director I think.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
"Huma wants to be Clinton's chief of staff, and obviously she hasn't been chief of husband's staff for quite some time"

N1 Rushbo

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/770272846446792704

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/770300214112579585

the good Nate is not a fan of those Emerson polls

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Another loving Miller.


Seriously though. Landline polls were out of date in 2008 and 2012. Things have only accelerated since then.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'd like to congratulate the Trump campaign at somehow making him the bad guy in the Anthony Weiner Texts His Dick and an Infant to a Trump Honey Pot story.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
2016 will be a real reckoning for robopolls. (Hint: they are bad)

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Still, Millers loving everywhere.


Oiled and Ready posted:

"Huma wants to be Clinton's chief of staff, and obviously she hasn't been chief of husband's staff for quite some time"

N1 Rushbo

The right, admittedly, has a few good zingers today. Drudge had a good one too.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


zoux posted:

I'd like to congratulate the Trump campaign at somehow making him the bad guy in the Anthony Weiner Texts His Dick and an Infant to a Trump Honey Pot story.

How so?


Slate Action posted:

2016 will be a real reckoning for robopolls. (Hint: they are bad)

PPP robopolls, I believe, but no one cuts them down because they're usually on point.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mourning dirge plays

quote:

PHOENIX — Sen. John McCain insists that he has no plans to change course or alter the high-wire reelection strategy forced upon him by the candidacy of DonaldTrump.

The Arizona Republican says he expects to remain steadfast in his support for his party’s presidential nominee all the way to Election Day, while reserving the right to regularly criticize Trump when the GOP nominee says or does something objectionable.

That whiplash effect — frequently critiquing Trump yet remaining on his side in the presidential race — has left McCain in more political jeopardy than ever in his 30-year career in the Senate.

quote:

The senator explained his position, saying he’d had the “most severe disagreement” with Trump when he attacked the parents of U.S. Army Capt. Humayun Khan, who was killed in Iraq in 2004, after Khan’s parents delivered a speech at the Democratic convention about their son and attacked Trump. But then McCain quickly went on a rant about Hillary Clinton’s email scandal and her handling of the September 2012 attacks on two U.S. compounds in Benghazi, Libya.

He got himself out of the Trump question by segueing to a joke about corrupt Illinois politicians and prison food.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...49a6_story.html

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

iospace posted:

How so?


PPP robopolls, I believe, but no one cuts them down because they're usually on point.

They are the exception, not quite sure how they do it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

iospace posted:

The right, admittedly, has a few good zingers today. Drudge had a good one too.

it involves a dude named Weiner

were you expecting something other than dick jokes?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Official Trump Camp response:
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/770300496854876162

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Please please can a news anchor ask Trump if he still supports Paul Lepage

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Like that.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

iospace posted:

:golfclap:


So basically a giant FU to Mexican immigrants supporting families at home, legal, undocumented, or illegal?

Well, that's the art of the deal!

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Slate Action posted:

They are the exception, not quite sure how they do it.

Someone said here that the joke questions filter out noise.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/770301730823299072

Benjy Sarlin's got a tweet thread about how the Huma stuff is dripping red meat for the alt right and is going to encourage Trump to start talking about weird conspiracy theories about Huma, which is bad for him.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

:psyduck: if you criticize everything your nominee says in what sense are you supporting them?

Pustulio
Mar 21, 2012

breaklaw posted:

Of course the North Korean couldn't resist this one....


https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/770292251826147328

Parody account run by Popehat, a libertarian lawyer out of CA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pustulio posted:

Parody account run by Popehat, a libertarian lawyer out of CA

Oooh OK North Korea makes a lot more sense now.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Huma more like humana humana humana am I alt-right?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/770295545600421888

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

trump didn't write this

didn't use pervert, sleaze, sex offender, degenerate or sicko even once

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
WHY WONT TRUMP SAY THE WORDS:

RADICAL WHITE SUPREMACISTS?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trump donated for weiner

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

good job Trump you loving idiot

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Holy poo poo Lepage is the worst

quote:

LePage’s first major initiatives as governor [were to] to roll back all state environmental laws to weaker federal standards and stop a ban on bisphenol A (BPA), an endocrine disruptor, in baby bottles.... LePage defended the restoration of BPA in bottles by saying, with a smirk, that the worst that could happen was that “some women may have little beards.”

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/just-trump-polite-republicans-closed-ranks

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Louisgod posted:

good job Trump you loving idiot

He's donated to everybody.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
what could trump possibly want in exchange for donating to weiner? I bet they snapchatted and anthony sent him dick pics

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I feel like I should change my name to like Jeff Miller, and get money from media appearances as an "unofficial" spokesman. Then I can also say whatever crazy poo poo I can.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
from a few years ago

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/224902302316769280
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/382245828737245185

mannerup fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 29, 2016

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Rolling back a ban on endocrine disruptors lost him half of alt-right twitter support right there

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

zoux posted:

He's donated to everybody.

except charities

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