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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's not a .png, but a somewhat-good friend of mine, unless he's talking about something specific in his life, constantly reposts jokes and witty things from Twitter without giving credit. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, who cares because they're not even that funny, but jesus christ it's irritating, especially because he makes no effort to dissuade people from complimenting his sharp sense of humour. An acquaintance of mine used to do that on MySpace all the time. One day, I noticed that when he made these long posts the writing style different, yet sounded oddly familiar. It turned out he was pasting complete Maddox posts into his MySpace so I replied "lol good one, Maddox!" or something to that effect. Other people then called him out and he got pissed.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:An acquaintance of mine used to do that on MySpace all the time. One day, I noticed that when he made these long posts the writing style different, yet sounded oddly familiar. It turned out he was pasting complete Maddox posts into his MySpace so I replied "lol good one, Maddox!" or something to that effect. Other people then called him out and he got pissed. Maddox, jesus, that name takes me back. Back to an earlier internet.
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Aug 29, 2016 16:29
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Aug 29, 2016 16:34
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Isn't it a crime not to register a baby?
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Aug 29, 2016 16:42
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it should be that guy is going to have a horrible time entering society if his parents keep loving him up
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Aug 29, 2016 16:49
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That baby will never be president now.
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Lt. Chips posted:That baby will never be president now. 
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Aug 29, 2016 16:50
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What are that kids chances of actually surviving to an age where it can legally sever all connection to it's dumbass parents?
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Aug 29, 2016 16:54
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idk how that's legal but in any case lmao that baby is gonna have poo poo a hard loving time doing anything at all can't get a SS number with no birth cert which means baby won't even be able to open a bank account
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Aug 29, 2016 17:01
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pretty sure it wont even be able to go to school! I'm sure they have an exhaustive home schooling regimen planned though.
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Moridin920 posted:idk how that's legal but in any case lmao that baby is gonna have poo poo a hard loving time doing anything at all Some career choices: - drug dealer - paid-under-the-table dishwasher/construction/etc. Parent of the century.
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Moridin920 posted:idk how that's legal but in any case lmao that baby is gonna have poo poo a hard loving time doing anything at all Atleast Obama's not going to take my baby! 
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:pretty sure it wont even be able to go to school! I'm sure they have an exhaustive home schooling regimen planned though. You think he'll need that? He's fresh out the womb and he already said "Black Power"? Just name him Dr. X King Jr. fam
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Aug 29, 2016 17:06
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:pretty sure it wont even be able to go to school! I'm sure they have an exhaustive home schooling regimen planned though. Wokest baby in the world.
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Dreddout posted:Atleast Obama's not going to take my baby! Actually, the government might take this child away from its mother specifically because of her actions if this auspicious start is any indication! Shocking!
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Aug 29, 2016 17:47
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the birth certificate thing is weird enough but why the hell did they insist on not cutting off the umbilical cord and keeping the placenta? for a tasty snack on the way home or something?
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Aug 29, 2016 17:54
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I'm pretty sure you have like 1 year to register with SSA but hospitals push that poo poo super hard because the only reason not to do it immediately is if you are a paranoiac. You CAN get a SSN without a birth certificate, but your parents have to sign off on it. See the saga of Alecia Pennington for the worst case scenario (outside of dying of an easily preventable disease)
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Aug 29, 2016 17:58
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Howard Beale posted:the birth certificate thing is weird enough but why the hell did they insist on not cutting off the umbilical cord and keeping the placenta? for a tasty snack on the way home or something? the evil scientist yakub harvests dna from the umbilical cord+placenta of black babies in order to create more white devils
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Howard Beale posted:the birth certificate thing is weird enough but why the hell did they insist on not cutting off the umbilical cord and keeping the placenta? for a tasty snack on the way home or something? There is some research suggesting that clamping or removing the placenta too soon is linked to lower blood levels in the infant. Beyond that: magic.
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I know the Japanese have some cultural tradition of keeping the umbilical cord in a box as a keepsake or some poo poo. Some people make the placenta into a stew or whatever, I guess.
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You store the placenta in the freezer. Then at the first birthday, everybody eats a small piece. Its a hallowed tradition!
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Pvt.Scott posted:I know the Japanese have some cultural tradition of keeping the umbilical cord in a box as a keepsake or some poo poo. Some people make the placenta into a stew or whatever, I guess. Navajo will bury the umbilical cord in the lands they call home.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:23
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I am learning many new and exciting things about the umbilical cord and placenta today
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Aug 29, 2016 19:40
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Hoteps getting into Sovereign Citizen poo poo is the funniest thing in the entire world
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Aug 29, 2016 19:54
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The only viable career choice that poor kid's going to have is insane hermit.
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Aug 29, 2016 20:06
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If a child doesn't have a birth certificate, but their parents have an active Facebook account where they say that they are not doing the paperwork, and the child is mentioned and photographed often, can that help the kid? Can a Facebook account be this poor kid's only proof of existence?
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Mr_Schmoo posted:If a child doesn't have a birth certificate, but their parents have an active Facebook account where they say that they are not doing the paperwork, and the child is mentioned and photographed often, can that help the kid? Can a Facebook account be this poor kid's only proof of existence? afaik you have to write to your state requesting your birth records and when they say 'you don't have any lol' you take that letter to a court and get a judge to put a court order in that you can get a birth cert written up. and yeah I suppose photos and FB evidence is better than nothing at all in that case. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Aug 29, 2016 |
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If you wait till they are like 5 then get a birth certificate saying they are 3 then they'll be slightly older/bigger than the other kids, do better in sports, and have a higher chance of getting a scholarship to college. Really a pretty good idea to not get your kid a birth certificate right away.
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Aug 29, 2016 20:56
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i mean yeah if you want to commit fraud lol
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Moridin920 posted:i mean yeah if you want to commit fraud lol Isn't that what civilization has been built over?
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Aug 29, 2016 21:27
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I like his belief that having a birth certificate is being "owned by the state"
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The leaving the placenta and umbilical cord attached is not at all the same thing as just taking home the umbilical cord or placenta. People who do those things (for keepsakes or eating or literally planting in their garden) have the poo poo cut off the baby in the normal way. What these people are doing is a stupid thing called "Lotus Birth" where you leave the umbilical cord and placenta attached to the baby until it falls off on its own. It's hosed up, because the placenta, like any other piece of unrefrigerated meat, starts rotting. But it's called Lotus Birth, how could that possibly be bad?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth GIS it if you want to 
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If the Liberals have their way, you won't need any documents to function in society.
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Moridin920 posted:afaik you have to write to your state requesting your birth records and when they say 'you don't have any lol' you take that letter to a court and get a judge to put a court order in that you can get a birth cert written up. and yeah I suppose photos and FB evidence is better than nothing at all in that case. This. Happens all the time in hella poor rural communities.
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ChesterJT posted:I like his belief that having a birth certificate is being "owned by the state" Berth Certificate. It's SovCit insanity.
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but man like that kid wont go to school or anything, it's really sad. I wonder if they'll try to sign up for WIC or whatever and be PISSED they didn't get that gov money when their kid is not recognized by any sector of the govt
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:but man like that kid wont go to school or anything, it's really sad. I wonder if they'll try to sign up for WIC or whatever and be PISSED they didn't get that gov money when their kid is not recognized by any sector of the govt Self owned
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I wonder if they'll try to sign up for WIC Nice racism, fucktard. Go back to stormfront
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What part of the Women Infants and Children program is racist? I didn't know diapers, milk and formula were so opinionated.
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Pvt.Scott posted:What part of the Women Infants and Children program is racist? I didn't know diapers, milk and formula were so opinionated.
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