Mak0rz posted:

I'm a six by these criteria so clearly this chart is a little generous

Wicker Man posted:

I think there isn't enough media exposure of sexy dudes. I'm not talking some guy with a good jaw line flashing a wink in the magazines while dressed like he's gonna go play Jim Rummy at the old folks home, I'm talking more glistening wet dudes with dramatic poses in speedos.

Rondette posted:

It was done in response to this btw

Moon Atari posted:

Women conspired with the moon against the US space program, due to the moon's traditional association with menstruation.

SneakyFrog posted:

ah my type huh. Fair enough. Always love being put into categories by randoms and having them treat me the way they feel i should be treated.. Its almost reminiscent of......

Captain Yossarian posted:

Does anyone here want to have gay sex? PM me :bigtran:

Cthulu Carl posted:

Time to to friendzone this thread.

SneakyFrog posted:

thats lunacy.

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I admit I am incapable of harming you.

quote:

So the other day I was at a family reunion where I get to see all my second cousins that I don't see often. I made my rounds to everyone and realized my second cousin, John, wasn't there. John is 19 years old and in his second year of college. He plays division 1 football in the SEC and was heavily recruited out of high school. Needless to say, football is pretty much his life.
After not seeing him, I went up to my second aunt and uncle (or whatever you would call them) and asked where he was. Immediately their faces dropped and they said he couldn't make it. End of story.
Next day I find out what actually happened from his sister. John dated a girl his entire freshman year of college. Brought her around with the family, events, the whole shebang. Everyone loved her and John was convinced they were going to get married. Sophomore year rolls around and John hooks up with another girl during the summer. Girlfriend hears about it and they break up. Fast forward three months and John is banging girls all around campus. Slut ex girlfriend knows and can't take it anymore. Goes to the campus police and cries domestic abuse. Said he hit her when they broke up. 0 evidence, 0 witnesses, nothing.
Cops come to his dorm and arrest him for domestic abuse. Football team hears about it and three days later he's kicked off. Meets with university and they allow him to stay in school depending on what happens in court.
Ex bitch girlfriend hears he gets kicked off football team and sends a bunch of texts apologizing to John about being sorry. Said she was just mad and will take back everything to the cops. John immediately goes to university police and shows them. Charges get dropped, university allows him to stay in school, but football team won't let him back on. Said they have a 0 tolerance policy no matter what. John is devastated and hasn't left his dorm room or talked to his parents in a month.
Long story short, you can never be too careful dealing with girls. Even the ones you think are perfect and would never do such a thing will go batshit crazy if the situation is right. Of course, nothing happened to bitch ex girlfriend. She just gets to keep on living her life with no repercussions for making up a bullshit story when she was a little sad.
I know a lot of you may not play sports in college but take this as a warning. If she didn't feel bad and send those texts, the trial would be in court right now and he could've had his life completely hosed. Sorry about the grammar I wrote this pretty fast but wanted to get it out there.
Edit: I've gotten some messages asking if I knew anymore info and I should put it in here so here it is: John's sister told me that he gets to keep his scholarship this year. Assuming he can stay in football shape, he will probably transfer to a smaller school next year and play a fifth year. Since he hasn't played a game this season, he will be able to keep his eligibility.
I am unsure if there is a school appeal process but I do know that they were thinking about suing the girl for defamation. The school was also a possibility but since they didn't pull his scholarship it would be tough and expensive.

Moridin920 posted:

omali yeshitela has some interesting lectures

E1M1 posted:

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quote:

Greetings and salutations community of MGTOW brothers, noobs, Vets, snobs, bobs, and general baisment bois.

Sgt. SmellyTampon here with an announcement: We have successfully penetrated the enemy and Special Ops CalicoPig (known elsewhere on this site as ChauvinistPig) is firmly entrenched as a member of good oval office standing inside a very popular a Feminist website. As Commander-in-oval office, he will be reporting his findings from being embedded in a community of cunts (sorry bro, glad you are doing this instead of me because I can’t take the smell of old vag, sorry) to this thread for the dual purposes of 01 the lulz 02 the general education of the mgtow community via inside the hive vagina for research purposes. The website where he is now proceeding with covert ops will not be mentioned here, so do not ask as only I, smellytampon, CPig, and MG-Tower aka Cap’n Cat&Crunch will have access to that high level information. In the interim, please proceed normally with all other sectors of the MGTOW.com forums as you were before this covert ops was created and approved by VileLord, Keymaster, DocFenderson, and other high level MGTOW here. Be well brothers, and let the fun begin! Sgt. Tampon–OUT!

quote:

leaving agent Pig and MG-Tower with this Breaking News from the cuntfessionals page:

“I once had sex with two different guys withing 30 minutes of each other.”

Yeah, but both men had to pay the bill and you used the money to go get drunk. rear end in a top hat with a vag.

and….

“I’m going to give my unborn Son my last name to purposefully piss off his father.” yes, always doing good in the loving world aren’t you?

so, your point is your name is Jessy? Married Man? Imnotaman? Dr Borat? Roadman? Paul Elam aka Miss Piggy?

Who are you NEway bitch?
another overnight entry: “I once had sex with two different guys in the same night, about a half hour apart. The first was black and the second was Latino; I’m white.”

Never ends does it guys? Tampon out.

Rondette posted:

Have this thing I made ages ago thread

SneakyFrog posted:

just ugh.

SneakyFrog posted:

Story

Azuth0667 posted:

What the gently caress did you guys do to this thread? Where are the pictures of idiots wearing trash bags raging about being friendzoned.

Mr. 47 posted:

Azuth0667 posted:

What the gently caress did you guys do to this thread? Where are the pictures of idiots wearing trash bags raging about being friendzoned.

Ratjaculation posted:

Yeah, please stop with being a massive creep in the thread

Mak0rz posted:

Holy poo poo

can I come over and stick it in you for a bit? I swear I won't be a burden. you won't even know I'm there haha!

Mr. 47 posted:

Ratjaculation posted:

Yeah, please stop with being a massive creep in the thread

Pick posted:

I want you to read though this and genuinely try to think about it from the point of view of someone who has never been able to sleep in a normal bed.

Azuth0667 posted:

What the gently caress did you guys do to this thread? Where are the pictures of idiots wearing trash bags raging about being friendzoned.