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8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
When I had my E34 crawling my car forward a foot or so with the starter was a thing I did every month or so after driving our other automatic car for a few days.

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DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
Honda Goldwings use the starter motor and some transmission wizardry to reverse the bike with the engine running.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Don't you all have an 'Accessories' setting? No need to start the car.

EDIT: For the window controls etc I mean.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Aug 29, 2016

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

I was taught in driving school that if you stall your car on a train track and the car won't start again you use the starter to roll the car off the tracks in 1st gear.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Humphreys posted:

Don't you all have an 'Accessories' setting? No need to start the car.

EDIT: For the window controls etc I mean.

Probably, but we aren't the ones who need to protected from ourselves with a clutch safety switch*.

*: Lots of other things, probably, but not that.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Enourmo posted:

I've heard that as an unironic argument, actually. Like if your engine dies in stop-and-go traffic or whatever, you can use the starter motor to sort of crank your way over to the shoulder.

I did it just a few weeks ago to back my dead-ECU Civic up the driveway. Defeating the clutch safety switch is not hard.

Later, when the ECU was in and I had reconnected the switch, I tried to start the car with my right foot on the clutch, got my feet mixed up and hit my garage door by popping the clutch so uh

e: I just came back and read this again, what argument am I trying to make here?
ee: Yup back again. "Clutch safety switches are a thing that exists, also I shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle?" Good one.

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Aug 29, 2016

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Enourmo posted:

I've heard that as an unironic argument, actually. Like if your engine dies in stop-and-go traffic or whatever, you can use the starter motor to sort of crank your way over to the shoulder.

Which I'm sure is an issue far more than people crashing into garage doors/other cars/etc from starting their cars in gear. Happens aaaall the time.

My grandfather has actually done this when his car died in the middle of the road. Granted, this was probably 30-40 years ago.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I saw a Crosscabriolet in the flesh

Why God

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Top Hats Monthly posted:

I saw a Crosscabriolet in the flesh

Why God

Top up or down?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
If you depress the clutch before the engine oil has circulated enough you are putting pressure on the crankshaft thrust bearings while they aren't lubricated and causing unnecessary wear and eventually crankwalk.

This is reason every DSM owner gives for crankwalk, it's definitely not caused by their shoddily upping the turbo boost, 1000lb aftermarket clutches or generally beating the poo poo out of their 20 year old cars.

reddeathdrinker
Aug 5, 2003

Scotland the What?

Goober Peas posted:

Top up or down?

Does it really matter? They're hideous either way....

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

reddeathdrinker posted:

Does it really matter? They're hideous either way....

I've yet to see photos of that new convertible Evoque with the top up. I can only imagine what that looks like.

Edit: haha

Look in the tunk! (He must mean trunk)

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Clutch-Safety-Switch chat: I had the clutch cable on my '88 Subaru Leone break in rush hour traffic, the only way I got it home was to put it in 2nd until it died at stoplights and then when the light turned green, hit the starter and give it some gas, and away you go.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
I realize everyone is in different financial situations, but these all sound like reasons to get a tow and mechanical help immediately.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

The Ferret King posted:

I realize everyone is in different financial situations, but these all sound like reasons to get a tow and mechanical help immediately.

Yeah I was living off of $1500/month in a town/state that has a cost of living 1/3-1/2 higher than the US average with no way of moving anywhere else. It was a $150 car. I drove it to the parts store and bought the clutch cable.

My life is better now.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Enourmo posted:

I've heard that as an unironic argument, actually. Like if your engine dies in stop-and-go traffic or whatever, you can use the starter motor to sort of crank your way over to the shoulder.

Which I'm sure is an issue far more than people crashing into garage doors/other cars/etc from starting their cars in gear. Happens aaaall the time.
I've done this, when my loving garbage master slave cylinder I'd just installed failed and left me in a left turn lane at a busy intersection unable to use the clutch. So I stopped the engine, put it in first, waited for the green, started the engine and lurched into a parking lot in the process. Rebled it and that got me another 30 miles home, where I installed a replacement, again.

Clutch safety switches have their place but having an override switch is really nice. A coworker's '13 Tacoma has one, I believe.

The Ferret King posted:

I realize everyone is in different financial situations, but these all sound like reasons to get a tow and mechanical help immediately.
It's a point of pride that I haven't had to ride a tow truck with my 3-figure crapcans since... I think the last time was in 2011, and I had it towed to the nearest parts store and diagnosed the electrical system failure in their parking lot. Like hell I'm letting a known minor problem with the clutch actuation system get in the way of that :smug:

I mean, if you want to bring it to a shop anyways, and lose your car for several days while someone else is working on it, by all means call a tow truck. Me, I probably already figured out what went wrong with it, I'll limp it to the nearest parts store, fix it, and be the same hour late to my destination that you were waiting for the tow truck, getting towed home, and taking another car.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Dannywilson posted:

Yeah I was living off of $1500/month in a town/state that has a cost of living 1/3-1/2 higher than the US average with no way of moving anywhere else.

This is me right now. Except I keep throwing money at stupid old cars.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

The Ferret King posted:

I realize everyone is in different financial situations, but these all sound like reasons to get a tow and mechanical help immediately.

Eh, this was after the tow truck dropped me off in my driveway. I had to move it up the driveway to make room for another car to park.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The Ferret King posted:

I realize everyone is in different financial situations, but these all sound like reasons to get a tow and mechanical help immediately.

If it still moves, drives and brakes I don't see the issue. I may be jaded and warped though, brake issues or a wheel detaching with no easy way to reattach is pretty much the only reason I'd tow at this point. Or buying a certain RX7 three hours from where I live :ssh:

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Powershift posted:

And that's why you always leave a note.

Thank you.

Blame Pyrrhus
May 6, 2003

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Pillbug

Powershift posted:

And that's why you always leave a note.

God. Damnit.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this immediately.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Linux Nazi posted:

God. Damnit.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this immediately.

Being in england, there's a good chance she'll be all right.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
"I don't understand why my wiper isn't getting rid of this streak on my windshield.

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib
Plenty of spare parking in this campus lot, but it's at odds with their desire to also be within 50 ft of the front door. They decided to make their own front row space, so a friend and I obliged by making their spot even more special.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

davebo posted:

I've yet to see photos of that new convertible Evoque with the top up. I can only imagine what that looks like.

Edit: haha

Look in the tunk! (He must mean trunk)


All it needs is a roll bar where the b-pillar used to be and it becomes the Bitch Basket of the 21st century.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Coydog posted:

Plenty of spare parking in this campus lot, but it's at odds with their desire to also be within 50 ft of the front door. They decided to make their own front row space, so a friend and I obliged by making their spot even more special.


Sir, I believe you've made a mistake. That is a corvette, they go vroom vroom. Mazdas go zoom zoom!

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Rhyno posted:

"I don't understand why my wiper isn't getting rid of this streak on my windshield.



There's this old ute that comes into work where one of the wiper blades is missing and instead of buying a new blade for a couple of dollars and a few minutes work, they have tied chuxx wipes to each of the mounting arms so it doesnt scratch the window when they use it.

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
The Tacoma's have had a clutch start cancel for a while, my 00 has one. Apparently my first drive experience was around age 1 in my folks Rabbit when I turned the key while it was parked and I lurched it a few feet. The cancel switch is great the once a decade when you need it.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Coydog posted:

Plenty of spare parking in this campus lot, but it's at odds with their desire to also be within 50 ft of the front door. They decided to make their own front row space, so a friend and I obliged by making their spot even more special.


That's great. If they do that again you should do it up like handicapped parking -- a sign that says something like "cool guy fast car parking only" and those big diagonal buffer/caution bars on the street filling in the extra space.

edit: maybe draw in a red carpet?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Coydog posted:

Plenty of spare parking in this campus lot, but it's at odds with their desire to also be within 50 ft of the front door. They decided to make their own front row space, so a friend and I obliged by making their spot even more special.


No passive aggressive sticker or card, no car damage..... this is how to correctly respond to idiot parking.

Great work, cant wait to see more :D

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The flip side of this.. not-passive-aggressive display of sidewalk chalk ownership is that your amateur lanemarkings have just okayed everyone else to start parking in that slot like that. Nice work.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Ether Frenzy posted:

The flip side of this.. not-passive-aggressive display of sidewalk chalk ownership is that your amateur lanemarkings have just okayed everyone else to start parking in that slot like that. Nice work.

You're the guy who intentionally farts at the bar when some other guys are talking about how much they like a beer, aren't you?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
That's a weird leap to make over me observing that people will now start parking in those new slots now that they've been made officially sanctioned by existing, but no, I don't even really know what that means.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm really stupid and love to poo poo in my pants.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
Yes. The official sidewalk chalk markings. Legally binding road signage.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

You heard it here folks, if you draw chalk lines on pavement that makes it okay to park there!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Hm yes I definitely said it made it now legal to park there and not "give idiots a suggestion about new ways to be idiots and they'll take it". Carry on.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
You seem fun.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

No passive aggressive sticker or card, no car damage..... this is how to correctly respond to idiot parking.

Great work, cant wait to see more :D

The proper response would be to have a tow truck dispatched to the parking lot so the offending vehicle can be removed.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Ether Frenzy posted:

Hm yes I definitely said it made it now legal to park there and not "give idiots a suggestion about new ways to be idiots and they'll take it". Carry on.

You're a big dummy.

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