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She might of been Skreea, doesn't matter had sex!
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yo though future jake drops some sick books on the world right?
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Aug 30, 2016 02:11
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:yo though future jake drops some sick books on the world right? it's mildly suggested that the only decent thing he wrote was when he was being brainfucked by meg foster
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Aug 30, 2016 02:19
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The Maqis probably made the federation have not-pretty borders. If anyone's ever played EU4 or any paradox game you can know how awful it is when the AI creates horrible ugly borders with enclaves and all sorts of border-gore. I imagined the treaty solved that and created a more unified border. The settlers were told they were settling deep into unclaimed territory on the Cardasian frontier but they didn't give a gently caress. ugly borders is the greatest sin anyone can commit.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:20
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:yo though future jake drops some sick books on the world right? 
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Aug 30, 2016 02:20
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Aug 30, 2016 02:26
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holy poo poo I just realized youre gonna see 'the visitor' for the first time  you'd better bring a change of clothes because your eyes are gonna piss tears
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Aug 30, 2016 03:29
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I think that might be my favorite trek episode, it's like gently caress yo this is why a show like this exists, to tell this kind of story. you watch the visitor and then look at a voyager episode list and it's just lol
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Aug 30, 2016 03:31
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Then you hit episodes like Timeless and Course Oblivion and go well drat now that's fresh.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:47
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Honestly if you pretend that Voyager ended at Timeless then it's not as bad and it works pretty solidly as a series finale
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Aug 30, 2016 03:51
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Gatekeeper posted:holy poo poo I just realized youre gonna see 'the visitor' for the first time I've seen that episode a few times because back in college Spike would rerun TNG and DS9 all the time, and I never really cared about it. Then I watched it a couple weeks ago and I hit me like Jurassic Bark.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:56
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've seen that episode a few times because back in college Spike would rerun TNG and DS9 all the time, and I never really cared about it. drat just reading "Jurassic Bark" made me well up.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:26
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I started a rewatch of DS9 and I got to one of the Emissary episodes. All the emissary/prophet poo poo is basically the worst, but I think the episode that cemented the Bajorans as complete poo poo is this one. The old Emissary poet dude comes out of the wormhole and Sisko basically steps down as space jesus since he sees an opportunity to get away from that hokey stuff. Poet guy proceeds to murder a guy on the station and bring back their lovely old caste system, and Kira is like "Welp. Guess things are gonna get lovely again but what can ya do, eh Sisko?" Then Sisko decides to be the Emissary again despite his wishes because otherwise the Bajorans will set themselves back 1000 years via the equivalent of a cultural bullet to the skull. gently caress Bajor. I wish the Cardassians had glassed the planet.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:41
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I started a rewatch of DS9 and I got to one of the Emissary episodes. All the emissary/prophet poo poo is basically the worst, but I think the episode that cemented the Bajorans as complete poo poo is this one. This is why the Federation should've stuck to the Prime Directive. No good deed goes unpunished.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:45
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Gutcruncher posted:Wasn't Worf raised in Moscow? Minsk.
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Aug 30, 2016 04:48
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the cowboy episode of enterprise sucks. the wild west required the sustenance of the industrialized east coast/great lakes region to exist. how do these cowboys acquire the durable goods they need like pistols, ammunition, nails, building materials, etc? the whole thing seems based on the flimsy premise that kidnapping cowboys in the 1800s or whatever would necessarily produce a race of cowboys with cowboy characteristics for decades. i'm not buying it@!!!!!!!!
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Aug 30, 2016 04:52
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Let me abbreviate that for you.Frog Act posted:enterprise sucks.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:02
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Tyson Tomko posted:Then you hit episodes like Timeless and Course Oblivion and go well drat now that's fresh. And then you hit the Enterprise decon scenes and Northstar and you're like 
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Aug 30, 2016 05:09
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I started a rewatch of DS9 and I got to one of the Emissary episodes. All the emissary/prophet poo poo is basically the worst, but I think the episode that cemented the Bajorans as complete poo poo is this one. That episode is important though because it's a big part of where Sisko goes from "I'm embarrassed by this emissary poo poo and I just want it to go away" to "gently caress, I actually care about these stupid Bajorans and understand how important my role is". Which then goes on to influence plots forever through the end of the series. Sisko's transition from amused/embarrassed/analytical to reading Bajoran books and going on fetch quests and stuff is one of the most important serial plots of DS9, if not the most important. Little things, like how he goes from saying "wormhole aliens" to "Prophets" become big things. That episode is an extremely significant part of that storyline.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:09
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Sisko in season 1, hell Sisko in season 3, would never say that his future plans were to build a house on Bajor and live there forever.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:10
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Gatekeeper posted:holy poo poo I just realized youre gonna see 'the visitor' for the first time I dont remember that one. Which episode is it?
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Aug 30, 2016 05:17
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cheerfullydrab posted:That episode is important though because it's a big part of where Sisko goes from "I'm embarrassed by this emissary poo poo and I just want it to go away" to "gently caress, I actually care about these stupid Bajorans and understand how important my role is". Which then goes on to influence plots forever through the end of the series. Sisko's transition from amused/embarrassed/analytical to reading Bajoran books and going on fetch quests and stuff is one of the most important serial plots of DS9, if not the most important. Little things, like how he goes from saying "wormhole aliens" to "Prophets" become big things. That episode is an extremely significant part of that storyline. Turns out indoctrination works. That and being half-magic himself. I hated that poo poo so much.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:20
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Oh god neelix was on Voyager when Naomi Wildman was growing up 
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Aug 30, 2016 05:21
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Turns out indoctrination works. He was a good Emissary because he didn't force the Bajorans into Federation membership, which was his mission, than gently caress off to the shimmering blowjob pavilions of Risa. Actually caring about what happened to those horrible people wasn't precisely what he was sent to Terok Nor to do.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:24
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cheerfullydrab posted:Sisko in season 1, hell Sisko in season 3, would never say that his future plans were to build a house on Bajor and live there forever. to be fair he discovered a whole new planet worth of crustaceans to murder and his plan was really to start up a Sisko's Franchise
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Aug 30, 2016 05:37
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Worf you grew up in San Diego, shut the gently caress up When DID they decide that Worf was raised on earth anyway? Because he sure as poo poo is written and acted as a 100% born and raised Klingon dude for the first couple seasons.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:58
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Why cookie Rocket posted:When DID they decide that Worf was raised on earth anyway? Because he sure as poo poo is written and acted as a 100% born and raised Klingon dude for the first couple seasons. i looked it up on memory alpha after i posted that and it's completely confusing and i remember none of it so it's probably a ton of DS9 era retcons or things from novels or something so I have no idea. All of the TOS people had novels making each of them a badass so I can imagine Michael Dorn paid for a novel where worf was a badass child fighting animals to the death at the age of 6 and on Q'onos making demands before the high council as a teenager, instead of a gigantic dork weeaboo. All I remember from TNG is that he had the human parents and grew up around humans and was a complete dork that was obsessed with a culture he had nothing to do with and every klingon called him on it nonstop. According to memory alpha he is a badass that lived until 5 on Q'onos, then lived at Khitomer, then lived on a farm planet before going back to Q'onos at 15 and doing klingon rituals before going back with his human parents somewhere unspecified on Earth.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:02
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Why cookie Rocket posted:When DID they decide that Worf was raised on earth anyway? Because he sure as poo poo is written and acted as a 100% born and raised Klingon dude for the first couple seasons. I'd guess the start of season 2, when he wasn't a background character to Tasha Yar going "oh, that darn Klingon and his ways :allears".
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Aug 30, 2016 06:04
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Fister Roboto posted:Minsk.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:04
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worfs squatting ability always seemed second to none
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Aug 30, 2016 06:06
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Why cookie Rocket posted:When DID they decide that Worf was raised on earth anyway? Because he sure as poo poo is written and acted as a 100% born and raised Klingon dude for the first couple seasons. Except according to early TNG, he grew up with his adopted (human) parents on a farm world called Gault.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:07
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Why cookie Rocket posted:When DID they decide that Worf was raised on earth anyway? Because he sure as poo poo is written and acted as a 100% born and raised Klingon dude for the first couple seasons. I hate to break it to you be the times he knifed someone through the ribs and backhanded a woman in the mouth were 100% his Russian upbringing.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:19
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I dont remember that one. Which episode is it? It's the one where Jake is old and played by Tony Todd, in a future where Sisko was killed in a warp core breach except he wasn't and kept appearing in Jake's life as a ghost displaced in time.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:24
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quote:PICARD: Fermat's last theorem. You're familiar with it? I guess it was alright for the shows writers to use current at the time paradoxes and mysteries since creating one wouldn't have been relate able "Gorblox's Theorum of Gnn'ggh!" but suggesting something would remain unsolved for 350 more years is funny when we solve it 20 years later.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:34
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It was real embarrassing when Geordie said no one would ever need more than 32 IsoQuads of storage space...
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Aug 30, 2016 07:44
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I guess it was alright for the shows writers to use current at the time paradoxes and mysteries since creating one wouldn't have been relate able "Gorblox's Theorum of Gnn'ggh!" but suggesting something would remain unsolved for 350 more years is funny when we solve it 20 years later. Six years, actually. But you know what, I'll allow it. There's ZERO chance that Fermat used the same reasoning as Wiles did. So if Fermat had an actual proof in mind, it relied on reasoning that we still haven't figured out. (Personally I think the most likely explanation is that Fermat was just mistaken, and if he'd actually written down what he was thinking about, he would have gone "aw gently caress, that doesn't actually work after all, does it". But then I might be wrong.) And besides, Jadzia Dax once remarked that Tobin's approach to the problem was "the most original approach to the proof since Wiles over 300 years ago." The proof had been published only a month before that episode aired.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:52
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Aug 30, 2016 09:10
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Worf's nanny Kahlest should have taken Worf and his brother back to Qo'noS and let them spend the next 20 years training to be whatever the Klingon version of Batman and Robin are.
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Aug 30, 2016 09:47
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"Anyone can eat a hamburger. Ha! But to look your food in the eye, knowing you'll remember his face for the rest of your life, now that takes... a stomach, much stronger than you'll ever have."
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This is probably how wraith-powered Gul Dukat made his annual "I hosed your mom" phonecalls to Kira after he died. "You know Nerys, I your mother once took a bite out of me that burned her mouth as well. It was during the Gratitude festival and I had dined on so much hasperat that evening..."
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