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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Stuntman posted:

they're trying to get a sick burn in on the robocop menace, i think

Your move, creep.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



If you refuse a birth certificate, and you kill your kid is it considered murder if there's no record the kid ever existed?

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

The government may have no idea who the kid is, but Facebook has his birthplace, parents, and face/fistbump profile, way to stick it to the man.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Facebook weighs in on the Colin Kaepernick debate.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001


Lol @ idiots who think the high five emoji is a prayer emoji

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

trash person posted:

Facebook weighs in on the Colin Kaepernick debate.



it's me

also I suppose the odds are 100% that this was made by a "veteran" of the 51st Hoveround Brigade right

sincerely, the
american e-veteran, MW3

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
My FB friend who posted it is one of those 'suburban rednecks' who drives a comically large truck wears lots of camo and works at Walmart.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

doctorfrog posted:

The government may have no idea who the kid is, but Facebook has his birthplace, parents, and face/fistbump profile, way to stick it to the man.

here is some photographic evidence time stamped and uploaded from my personal sim card of my off the grid baby, Mad Max

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

trash person posted:

My FB friend who posted it is one of those 'suburban rednecks' who drives a comically large truck wears lots of camo and works at Walmart.

Why are you reading things by these people

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

trash person posted:

My FB friend who posted it is one of those 'suburban rednecks' who drives a comically large truck wears lots of camo and works at Walmart.

ah, right, okay


actionjackson posted:

Why are you reading things by these people

well to be fair, I have them in my family too, relatives of genuinely amazing people, and it can sometimes be amusing to stare into the camo-colored abyss

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

trash person posted:

Facebook weighs in on the Colin Kaepernick debate.



imho in the modern age all soldiers should be put into concentration camps and gassed after the end of their tour, just to preven any more veterans from being the worst cancer on society

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


So the guy has a problem with the government registering his brand new human being but has no real problem publicly showcasing his own information to facebook where everybody plus the government can see.

I have a problem with conspiracy idiots ragging on incredibly basic things we need to do to live in a civilized society but have no real problem with facebook publicly and unabashedly selling their information to the highest bidders.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Are you saying some people maybe are......... STUPID?? :staredog: :confused: :psyduck: :wtc:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
one of my middle-eastern classmates loves putin lots these days and shares videos of him putting it in to the west so to speak.
heres one of the recent ones

https://www.facebook.com/disclosetv/videos/10154668728925628/

e: can you embed FB videos?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Posted by someone who considers themself a writer. I can't :allears: enough.

He's a writer like I'm a fisherman.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
How to survive a relationship with an Editor:

1 easy tip

Pick one font and stick with it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



Posted by someone who considers themself a writer. I can't :allears: enough.

He's a writer like I'm a fisherman.

this is creepy af

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
A woman scorned by a goon:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Two stone isn't that like 30lb?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

notZaar posted:

Two stone isn't that like 30lb?

You see, she/he cut off the blowjobs

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


steinrokkan posted:

imho in the modern age all soldiers should be put into concentration camps and gassed after the end of their tour, just to preven any more veterans from being the worst cancer on society

It's true we're all terrible.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Bacon Terrorist posted:

A woman scorned by a goon:


i complimented you every day though

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe

trash person posted:

Facebook weighs in on the Colin Kaepernick debate.



I'm really tired of people trying to convince me that Tim Tebow was ruthlessly persecuted for being a Christian. The worst thing I've ever heard said about him is "he sucks at football." The most hardcore atheist sjw's I've heard from just say "eh, whatever" about his faith.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no one in the USA is actually persecuted for being Christian

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
He's persecuted for being a really loving bad football player, noone gives a poo poo about his faith

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Moridin920 posted:

no one in the USA is actually persecuted for being Christian

They sure love to pretend they are though

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

no one in the USA is actually persecuted for being Christian

Gay marriage, no prayer in school, integration, transgender bathrooms, it's worse than ever. Next they'll be being fed to the lions again

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Not facebook, but whenever I think of Christianity and football, I think of this

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I would think serious christians would find it in poor taste to be advertising your faith on a nationally broadcast event where enormous men tackle and push eachother around for our base entertainment

LOOK AT ME I'M SO CHRISTIAN GAWDAHMIT JESUS JESUS GOD GOD L@@K!!!!!

it's just tacky

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

Monkey Fracas posted:

I would think serious christians would find it in poor taste to be advertising your faith on a nationally broadcast event where enormous men tackle and push eachother around for our base entertainment

LOOK AT ME I'M SO CHRISTIAN GAWDAHMIT JESUS JESUS GOD GOD L@@K!!!!!

it's just tacky

And, you know, against their holy book.

Matthew 6:5; "And when thou pray, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i posted that tweet bcz its funny

glad yall have turned the facebook png thread into facebook

religious hypcortis and im right like and amen if you share

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

this is creepy af

lol if you're not reduced to a pants-making GBS threads hysterical lunatic when you get a rejection letter from publishers regarding your sonic fanfiction that was going to change the world

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



Posted by someone who considers themself a writer. I can't :allears: enough.

He's a writer like I'm a fisherman.

ffs they use a different font each line it's like a middle schooler wrote this

i hope a middle schooler wrote this

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

8. If your writer wanders off at a party, leave him alone. He's just creeping the hostesses drawers and looking for free drugs.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


8-Bit Scholar posted:

ffs they use a different font each line it's like a middle schooler wrote this

i hope a middle schooler wrote this

Every smug "writer" I've ever known came out and spoke each line to me in their idiotic always-on, pseudo-Brittish voice.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It's a scientific fact that writers physically can't write without cute pens and notebooks. Also much like dogs eating chocolate will kill them

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



Posted by someone who considers themself a writer. I can't :allears: enough.

He's a writer like I'm a fisherman.

Someone change this to "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY" ad infinitum and send it back to facebook

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature

"Occupy Democrats Logic?" The gently caress does that even mean?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oh no, not the traditional nuclear family

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