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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Parts Kit posted:

Well no duh if you're eating 5 burgers at a time, geez.

its 3 and thats me yo. thats the pizzaperson

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

SneakyFrog posted:

its 3 and thats me yo. thats the pizzaperson

I can be both. Don't box me in.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
that's a lot of goddamn burgers dudes

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Troposphere posted:

that's a lot of goddamn burgers dudes

My metabolism is somewhat tough to beat into submission

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Those burgers are probably something like 200 cal each.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Wicker Man posted:

Those burgers are probably something like 200 cal each.

563 according to google

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
If you're going to eat pizza make it yourself :colbert:.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Troposphere posted:

that's a lot of goddamn burgers dudes
It's all relative, but you are also right.

Azuth0667 posted:

If you're going to eat pizza make it yourself :colbert:.
I can't make sauce from scratch like you, Mithra. You going to come by and show me how? I mean, I can throw dough but sauce is hard.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

SneakyFrog posted:

563 according to google
God drat 5 is more than a day's worth of calories.

I can't bitch too much though since I am fat from too much junk food and liquid calories and zero real exercise over too many years.

Wicker Man posted:

Those burgers are probably something like 200 cal each.
Fast food burgers are full of grease and salt man. Not good for you at all. poo poo I was at a Zaxby's the other day and I didn't see a combo that was under 1000 calories. Even the salads are absurd before you smother them with delicious blue cheese dressing.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i have been broken up with twice this year

i'm the wizard of loneliness

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

oh well it's better to have loved and lost than to never have OH GOD I AM SO LONELY

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I haven't been broken up with once this year :smug:

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Have you tried not being so nice. Like if she wants to go out, instead of being nice just say you're busy watching chronicles of Riddick. That way she gets all hot and bothered and you get to watch chronicles of Riddick

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Show this to a nice guy; it'll either make them cry or write a manifesto in a frothing rage. After they furiously masturbate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Am9K7V6uw

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

World of warcraft expansion came out today so I'm forecasting a brief decline in nice guy activity across the tri-state region

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

gigawhite posted:

World of warcraft expansion came out today so I'm forecasting a brief decline in nice guy activity across the tri-state region

i only date girls who play world of warcraft because they are used to abuse/boredom (only things i offer)

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

i had a girlfriend once.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

phasmid posted:

It's all relative, but you are also right.

I can't make sauce from scratch like you, Mithra. You going to come by and show me how? I mean, I can throw dough but sauce is hard.

Of course :) sauce is easy as long as you e got working tastebuds.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Azuth0667 posted:

Of course :) sauce is easy as long as you e got working tastebuds.

drat right. just keep tasting until the taste is good.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004


lol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I hope he keeps them in a jar.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Oh yeah. I forgot that Scott Adams went batshit crazy once.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Brown became a fan favorite, partly because he was easy to spot, and partly because of his eccentric gravedigger dance. During the 1996 season, it became known that Brown would regularly order the "Gilbertburger" — a Triple Whopper with extra everything, cut in half with extra cheese, no pickles — always obtained from the Oneida Street Burger King in Green Bay. Burger King even made it available for a short time as a promotion in Wisconsin Burger King restaurants.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Mr. 47 posted:

Oh yeah. I forgot that Scott Adams went batshit crazy once.

"Once?"

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
My HB10 (Hot Burger 10) is the cowboy burger, bacon, cheddar, onion rings and BBQ sauce preferably on a pretzel bun. Give me some garlic aioli for the fries and I'll, uh, I'll go down on you

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

He went crazy once. Then, he remained crazy for a very long time.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ima sucker for a pretzel bun

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

i don't have a kukri but my shirt does, bitch

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

that's not very plur bro

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



Wow.. they don't even make words to describe this.
MGTOW winner right here.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

E1M1 posted:

My HB10 (Hot Burger 10) is the cowboy burger, bacon, cheddar, onion rings and BBQ sauce preferably on a pretzel bun. Give me some garlic aioli for the fries and I'll, uh, I'll go down on you

omg is there anything better than "bbq western burgers"

i doubt it

problem is they're 1500 calories so you gotta eat like one and that's it. kinda not worth it

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this the Dilbert guy?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i'm'a get two tonight, gently caress it

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Mandator posted:

i'm'a get two tonight, gently caress it

Is that Charles Schwab?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

KomodoWagon posted:

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this the Dilbert guy?

Sure is. He's grade-A batty. Read his endorsement of Hillary Clinton if you want a good introduction.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I honestly think less of anyone who can't type at better than 30 wpm. I can maintain 50+ wpm with zero errors, faster if I allow the occasional typo. :smug:

Look at this grandad troglodyte who can only type 50+ words a minute! :smug:

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Mr. 47 posted:

Is that Charles Schwab?

yes i am charles schwab

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Kajeesus posted:

Sure is. He's grade-A batty. Read his endorsement of Hillary Clinton if you want a good introduction.

well there's your problem, he likes Clinton!

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Is this a real tweet or a fake? I must know

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