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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/daleeearnhardt/status/770419929980006400

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epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqyEUDhl30

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Moist von Lipwig posted:

dude you talk about how much motorcycle gear your wear at the drop of a hat

hearing a compounding pharmacist talk about how some whacko doc is prescribing oral restless leg syndrome meds as a topical treatment for dermatitis is pretty lmao

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

that bed must be pretty gross by now

lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Moist von Lipwig posted:

dude you talk about how much motorcycle gear your wear at the drop of a hat

hearing a compounding pharmacist talk about how some whacko doc is prescribing oral restless leg syndrome meds as a topical treatment for dermatitis is pretty lmao

hey, i got no problem with people telling job stories or interesting anecdotes or w/e

several pages of ppl comparing their experiences w/ prescription drug abuse is like, take it to tcc. i post about motorcycles aaaalllll the time but it's in CA

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


is that rose byrne?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

hey, i got no problem with people telling job stories or interesting anecdotes or w/e

several pages of ppl comparing their experiences w/ prescription drug abuse is like, take it to tcc. i post about motorcycles aaaalllll the time but it's in CA

drugs are good

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

http://www.extremelygoodshit.com/

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/663398271205965824/video/1

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

OldAlias posted:

drugs are booooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiing

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

:same:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

the government knows

the government knows

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

Panty Saluter posted:

as a rapidly graying hi-fi enthusiast this hurts me a lot

no worries, kiddo was all about grabbing albums, but being respectful. . . his mom still had to be like "while enotnert will let you do this here, remember do not ever ever ever ever touch your dads stuff like this"

then he got to looking at my keyboards.

and playing with my puppers. . .

and now kiddo is like "I WANNA GO SPEND 2 WEEKS OVER THERE IT'S AWESOME"

I have a feeling he'll be asking his mom for a record player for christmas as she already asked me what a good starter would be, and i told her the audio technica lp60 is more than well enough for a quality starter turntable.

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
that's what i like about being an adult without kids. . . all my friends got kids, and they think i have the best toys, and hearing them laugh, and watching them smile and having the time of their life makes me happy I have more a toy budget, cause I ain't buying diapers.

yo kids can chill out here with you and have fun, but when they get to be crotchety and it's bedtime, you take the assholes home.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

enotnert posted:

that's what i like about being an adult without kids. . . all my friends got kids, and they think i have the best toys, and hearing them laugh, and watching them smile and having the time of their life makes me happy I have more a toy budget, cause I ain't buying diapers.

yo kids can chill out here with you and have fun, but when they get to be crotchety and it's bedtime, you take the assholes home.

yes use your child budget to go scuba diving and on expensive vacations and then let robots take car of you in old age. that is my plan.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

when I get old and decrepit I'm just gonna trade up to a sweet robot body

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

C.H.O.M.E posted:

yes use your child budget to go scuba diving and on expensive vacations and then let robots take car of you in old age. that is my plan.

whats old age, my plan is to get a flight suit and live my childhood dreams until they suddenly end

Seamonster
Apr 30, 2007

IMMER SIEGREICH
just transfer my consciousness into the :yayclod:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Sagebrush posted:

when I get old and decrepit I'm just gonna trade up to a sweet robot body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTFHUbwtieg

Graff
May 10, 2012

C.H.O.M.E posted:

yes use your child budget to go scuba diving and on expensive vacations and then die. that is my plan.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/RaniaKhalek/status/770723186849742848

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

seeya on the robot reservations, suckers

we're not gonna honor those bogus treaties

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



:same:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
dang i take 150-200mg of quell a day and it doesn't make me sleepy at all y'all are weird

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

lol if you posted:

dang i take 150-200mg of quell a day and it doesn't make me sleepy at all y'all are weird

you develop a tolerance with regular use unfortunately. between that and the fattening aspect it's one of those best used every now and then

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Robot Pride posted:

you develop a tolerance with regular use unfortunately. between that and the fattening aspect it's one of those best used every now and then

yeah you gotta exercise and be careful about binge eating at night but if the alternative is "hear poo poo, see poo poo" then it's definitely worth the side effects

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

I always wanted to try biting into an unopened can of beer. just grabbing it and biting it. poo poo is sharp though

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I always wanted to try biting into an unopened can of beer. just grabbing it and biting it. poo poo is sharp though

youve just gotta take it slow, you dont wanna bite out a whole chunk

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Liver Disaster posted:

you dont wanna bite out a whole chunk

that would be fuckin awesome though

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


dog's all "wtf all you got in this bare rear end fridge is a single can of off-brand cola what do you expect me to do?"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i would never teach my dog how to open the fridge

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
What does the dog do with the money? Is he using it to buy the drinks or is he pocketing it for getting the drink? These panels seem in reverse order like a japanese comic or some poo poo.

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

SmokaDustbowl posted:

that would be fuckin awesome though

thats true, but if you drink the beer through the teeth holes first you wont be a huge mess
tear out a chunk after, that parts not hard

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Robot Pride posted:

What does the dog do with the money? Is he using it to buy the drinks or is he pocketing it for getting the drink? These panels seem in reverse order like a japanese comic or some poo poo.

dogs and cats love money, maybe because it's so smelly

throw some bills at your cat and they'll got apeshit

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emd5qmCs_JY

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQoLkBWifs

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/Truett/status/769964532563374081

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



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