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The Management posted:repatriating the money would not have made a difference. apple would still be on he hook for it because the EU taxes come first, but they could get the American taxes they paid on it refunded would they only have to pay the difference between the EU and US tax rates? ie probably nothing?
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Smythe can we probe cremnob from today through next century
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Pinterest Mom posted:not failure re: lightning, failure re: MacBook as replacement for MacBook Air agreed its really sad steve would get rid of half the products on sale today and also deliver the 2018 glass iphone this year
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The Management posted:meanwhile, European bureaucrats decided that Apple owes Ireland $14.6 billion in back taxes, even though Ireland agrees that it doesn't. this is part of the new European initiative to tax American companies that are doing too well. Tim Cook is going to start a sovereignty battle in the EU over tax policy. see how apple stock barely moved since everybody knows this is a huge joke
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:03 |
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my favorite ireland tax dodge is starbucks. the starbucks locations in the eu are all owned by a shell company that leases the starbucks "brand" from starbucks ireland for a fee. that way starbucks ireland can charge them a fee that is conveniently equal to all their profits, and they report no taxable profit in other eu contries. all the taxable profit is reported in ireland where it is the lowest of the eu. profits outside of ireland magically become costs.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:03 |
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ireland sounds pretty rad actually
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:11 |
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Ireland managed to work the rules in its favor. any smart country would.
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C.H.O.M.E posted:my favorite ireland tax dodge is starbucks. the starbucks locations in the eu are all owned by a shell company that leases the starbucks "brand" from starbucks ireland for a fee. that way starbucks ireland can charge them a fee that is conveniently equal to all their profits, and they report no taxable profit in other eu contries. all the taxable profit is reported in ireland where it is the lowest of the eu. profits outside of ireland magically become costs. a poor imitation of ikea, who does the exact same thing, but the branding company is a "charity" that pays little to no tax in one of the highest-taxed nations in the world
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:23 |
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we need a strong leader who is not afraid to kick the bad products out and knows how to make apple great again
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poty posted:we need a strong leader who is not afraid to kick the bad products out and knows how to make apple great again craig.jpg
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:30 |
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zen death robot posted:corporations should pay taxes apple isn't special we need 60%+ corporate income tax rate.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:45 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:we need 60%+ corporate income tax rate. 99% marginal on every dollar of profit over a million
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:48 |
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note that no business would ever really pay that rate. that high of a rate would force companies to spend money in deductible ways such as on their employees and on r&d.
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Mr. Nice! posted:we need 60%+ corporate income tax rate. Sagebrush posted:99% marginal on every dollar of profit over a million
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Mr. Nice! posted:note that no business would ever really pay that rate. that high of a rate would force companies to spend money in deductible ways such as on their employees and on r&d. daycare and private jets for execs
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Mr. Nice! posted:[a thing] would force companies to spend money ... on their employees rofl good luck with that
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:08 |
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poty posted:rofl CEO, CTO, COO are employees
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:09 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:new MacBooks Pro this year lmao
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:10 |
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also the EC is a lovely protection racket and apple shouldn't pay anything more than previously agreed between them and Ireland
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:13 |
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please don't defend tax cheats tia
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:28 |
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taxes should be collected based on where the revenue is generated
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:34 |
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i hope tim cook spends the 14 billion to hire the murder squad from michael clayon to kill every member of the eu parliament and when scott pelley interviews him for the shocking 60 minutes story he just nods and says "actually scott, what i heard is they all decided to commit suicide for some reason, but in a very stylish and elegant way, and if anybody comes to arrest me they'll probably also commit suicide. oh, and by the way, have you seen the all new apple watch 2?"
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:36 |
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exploding mummy posted:please don't defend tax cheats tia ireland is the tax cheat in this story
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:38 |
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Perplx posted:ireland is the tax cheat in this story ireland is complicit in apple's tax cheating
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:40 |
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ArmZ posted:ireland is complicit in apple's tax cheating Fuckin pikeys
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:52 |
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zen death robot posted:
basically, i support anything that will get hollywood to make another michael clayton, clooney's best dramatic roll and second only to o' brother
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:55 |
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o'brother was a good film
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Thanks Ants posted:o'brother was a good film i think i like lebowski and no country better, but o' brother is a nearly perfect film and i don't understand why it isn't mandatory study material for every screenwriter and director
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angry_keebler posted:i think i like lebowski and no country better, but o' brother is a nearly perfect film and i don't understand why it isn't mandatory study material for every screenwriter and director if theres a class on how to perfectly put a movie to music it would just be watching o brother over and over and over
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:09 |
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barton fink and a serious man are my favourite coen brothers movies because bleakness ftw i guess
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the crazy thing is that Apple Ireland says the shell company is a US company because it is controlled from here but the US Apple insists it is an Irish company. it just exists in the magical world of fairies and leprechauns I guess
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exploding mummy posted:please don't defend tax cheats tia please stop being ignorant. money invested in the rights to u2 music is tax deductible in ireland
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barton fink ftw
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:49 |
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as an expert in international taxation and european law, i
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poty posted:please stop being ignorant. money invested in the rights to u2 music is tax deductible in ireland losses involving natural disasters usually are.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:58 |
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I hope apple has to pay their taxes.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 22:58 |
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angry_keebler posted:i hope tim cook spends the 14 billion to hire the murder squad from michael clayon to kill every member of the eu parliament and when scott pelley interviews him for the shocking 60 minutes story he just nods and says "actually scott, what i heard is they all decided to commit suicide for some reason, but in a very stylish and elegant way, and if anybody comes to arrest me they'll probably also commit suicide. oh, and by the way, have you seen the all new apple watch 2?"
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angry_keebler posted:basically, i support anything that will get hollywood to make another michael clayton, clooney's best dramatic roll and second only to o' brother michael clayton is a fan-loving-tastic movie and i'm surprised that more people haven't seen it or even heard of it aside: if you wanna talk about sadbrains, tom wilkinson does the best film treatment of bipolar disorder i've ever seen. the scene where he's running down the street having bought like twenty loaves of bread and is telling clooney "this bread, it's the best bread, it's just amazing, here, you've got to have some" is spooky accurate mania Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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can't believe people would defend a corporation who doesn't pay their taxes
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your tax bracket is a piece of poo poo
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