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I liked that Vice thing on Rin Nakai. Really inspiring. Makes me want to workout. They should play that on a monitor at gyms to get people hype
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Moridin920 posted:like bro when they're grappling on the ground trying to get advantage and their hand is 2 inches away from the person's nut sack? in a "real" fight they'd grab that poo poo and squeeze/tear as hard as possible and now gl grappling them anymore lol I'm not defending ninjas I just want everyone to know that no technique is stronger than "the monkey steals the peach" 
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You know what wasn't boring? That goddamn kick to the head. For real, if your super power is breaking peoples' arms, don't try to box with the former womens welterweight champion. Grab her goddamn arm, you psycho. ed: I wish people were more interested in the Women's Strawweight division, that's where there is tons of talent. ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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IIRC they clinched a few times but holly was like peace im not interested in doing this
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cain velasquez owns and i would very much like to see him fight allistair overeem
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Moridin920 posted:The thing to remember about MMA is that it is still a sport. This is most obvious when you see people turning around and showing the back of their head to their opponent, who doesn't take that opportunity to inflict massive injury on them (hits to the back of the head are not allowed). God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher. Ronda is the student. I am God's instrument. When I squeeze your lungs, Ronda, and you beg me for life then your heart will open up to the lord. When you eat through plastic tube and when you are paralyzed from neck down then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Ronda. God's lessons are so beautiful. Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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i wanna see a show where MGTOWers have to fight MMA women entice them by offering $50k if they win the fight and get the ones who are just like 'lol no woman can defeat me' and then let us watch them get annihilated 
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 Just a reminder, people thought Ronda Rousey could beat up Floyd loving mayweather in a pure boxing match as well ROFL
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ElGroucho posted:You know what wasn't boring? That goddamn kick to the head. Rousey really didn't look on the ball at the start of that fight. Maybe it was the build up to the fight that got to her, but Holm looked far more prepared for that match. Or Rousey's game plan for Holm was just trash.
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Al Cowens posted:I liked that Vice thing on Rin Nakai. Really inspiring. Makes me want to workout. They should play that on a monitor at gyms to get people hype Got a link or the name of the vid? I'd be interested.
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Attention Thread: I am an actual MMA champion. I've fought hundreds of ninjas both in the octagon and in vicious street fights. I've never once lost. Mordin knows little of what he talks about, I'm living proof of that.
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Wamdoodle posted:Got a link or the name of the vid? I'd be interested.
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Fire Barrel posted:Rousey really didn't look on the ball at the start of that fight. Maybe it was the build up to the fight that got to her, but Holm looked far more prepared for that match. Or Rousey's game plan for Holm was just trash. lol.
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hitchensgoespop posted:Attention Thread: I am an actual MMA champion. I've fought hundreds of ninjas both in the octagon and in vicious street fights. I've never once lost. hitchens nuts go pop more like 
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Is this love That I'm feeling?
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Best Rousey video is the one in which she throws the fat martial arts nerd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXvIjk8YJtI
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etalian posted:Best Rousey video is the one in which she throws the fat martial arts nerd. this was pretty great she seems chill and it seems like everyone is too easily trolled by mean tweets idk
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Sacred ninja techniques like "punching a dude in the nads" were perfectly legal in the early UFC's and those were all still won by Jiu Jitsu guys or wrestlers. Literally the only guy who managed to lose a fight from ball strikes was the guy who played Random Task in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.Fire Barrel posted:Rousey really didn't look on the ball at the start of that fight. Maybe it was the build up to the fight that got to her, but Holm looked far more prepared for that match. Or Rousey's game plan for Holm was just trash. So whatever happened with Edmund's whole bankruptcy/ tax evasion boondoggle, anyway? I haven't heard news about it in a while
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At work right now but I'll check it out later. Thanks! 
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Stealth Tiger posted:Sacred ninja techniques like "punching a dude in the nads" were perfectly legal in the early UFC's and those were all still won by Jiu Jitsu guys or wrestlers. Literally the only guy who managed to lose a fight from ball strikes was the guy who played Random Task in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0q2wekqrP0 however that notwithstanding here's a video of illegal nut shots where the dude's immediately go 'oh nooooooo' and fall over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilOGqH13mI that 3rd guy is about to loving puke lmao e: lol at the flying somersault kick into the dude's nuts at 2 mins holy poo poo Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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I do Bloodsport Kumite and punch guys in the sack while blind. Works for me 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZvbk54Y418 Alexa Grasso is the girl I want to punch me to death 
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Stealth Tiger posted:Sacred ninja techniques like "punching a dude in the nads" were perfectly legal in the early UFC's and those were all still won by Jiu Jitsu guys or wrestlers. Literally the only guy who managed to lose a fight from ball strikes was the guy who played Random Task in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. as a side note: that that guy is in jail forever for felony torture (which was significantly pared down from the original set of charges that he was very manifestly guilty of) and has an upcoming murder trial for beating his cellmate to death
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ElGroucho posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZvbk54Y418 
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Cosmopolitan 5 Sexy Moves to Put Your Man in a Coma This is my dream
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Stealth Tiger posted:Sacred ninja techniques like "punching a dude in the nads" were perfectly legal in the early UFC's and those were all still won by Jiu Jitsu guys or wrestlers. Literally the only guy who managed to lose a fight from ball strikes was the guy who played Random Task in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Last I heard he was still having issues with it, but that's about it. Nothing new seems to have popped up. Maybe Rousey will drop Tarverdyan if things haven't cleared up by her return? And I'm not actually sure most of the guys in the early UFC had much training beyond "I can take a punch!" Was crazy to watch some of those matches, especially when some of those guys came up against people with actual training.
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Fire Barrel posted:Was crazy to watch some of those matches, especially when some of those guys came up against people with actual training. Those are usually my favorite fights.
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ElGroucho posted:Cosmopolitan  
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When you tell bae about the crick in your neck
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a leg massage? sure thing, hon
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Hey baby, help me with the gardening, yeah?
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Moridin920 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0q2wekqrP0 Oof. 
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conor lost and took it like a man, holly lost and took it with grace and class, ronda loss and cried and disappeared off into the woods screaming woe is me, woe is my life superstar life after talking loads and loads of poo poo. can't say I feel any sympathy for her.
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Wamdoodle posted:Oof.
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:Ronda Rowsdower Rowsdower!  Saw the video, Al Cowens. Good stuff. Too bad Rin apparently lost that fight but it was a good one. I haven't gone looking for it. Just the winner.
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reminder that american rednecks invented the most hardcore fighting sport known to man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)
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