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The Mentalizer posted:I don't disagree that panicking over crickets is silly, but it was probably less "oh no, crickets!" and more "where the gently caress did these crickets and worms come from and what the gently caress is going on?" To be fair, some of us are still a little jumpy about sudden unexpected things like that happening. I bet the crickets were pretty jumpy about the situation too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJPZHHydS8g Piggy 
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Oh my god, that piglet at 1:10 was just adorable.
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KoRMaK posted:episodes of what? HarmonQuest
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This is like the opposite of schadenfreude or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBnCCz1qOs4
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I'd like to think the dog memorized that jump and walked there on purpose just to freak people out.
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Speaking of the opposite of schadefreude, Gene Wilder died today.  http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/30/movies/gene-wilder-dead.html?_r=0
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10 Beers posted:Speaking of the opposite of schadefreude, Gene Wilder died today. Somebody beat you to making the gibbis thread, huh
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This brings a new meaning to “boat anchor”.
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Seems like the only way a boat would ever save it's owner money.
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I wish that I had my phone with me when I first put my cats collar on. He'd been catching some native birds lately (nothing endangered but it's something to be worried about) so I bought him a collar with bells on it. He'd start walking, the bells would start jingling and he'd freeze then start walking backwards before trying to run away from the bells.
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Testekill posted:I wish that I had my phone with me when I first put my cats collar on. He'd been catching some native birds lately (nothing endangered but it's something to be worried about) so I bought him a collar with bells on it. He'd start walking, the bells would start jingling and he'd freeze then start walking backwards before trying to run away from the bells. Cats are dumb idiots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtyYbFR_d8
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Testekill posted:I wish that I had my phone with me when I first put my cats collar on. He'd been catching some native birds lately (nothing endangered but it's something to be worried about) so I bought him a collar with bells on it. He'd start walking, the bells would start jingling and he'd freeze then start walking backwards before trying to run away from the bells. I'll never forget the time my dog was constipated and tried to run away from her own rear end.
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One time (I wasn't around for it) our previous cat ate a lace and then passed the lace. Not all the way though. She ran around the house terrified of her rear end lace for a while, and the solution in the end was just grab the lace and let her run. I imagine that chafed.
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Really anyone who wants to put on a funny hat, and make horses jump over things, deserves what they get.
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ShineDog posted:One time (I wasn't around for it) our previous cat ate a lace and then passed the lace. Not all the way though. Dogs with something stuck in their rear end are funny has hell. The only thing more hilarious is watching someone dig out the pool noodle/sweater/40 feet of hemp rope from the dogs rear end. It's less funny when you're the one doing the digging.
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ShineDog posted:One time (I wasn't around for it) our previous cat ate a lace and then passed the lace. Not all the way though. NONONONONO holy poo poo. If your cat ever swallows string or lace again DO NOT PULL ON IT. You run the risk of causing severe, irreversible intestinal damage. http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/ask-a-vet-what-should-i-do-if-my-cat-eats-string http://www.petmd.com/blogs/thedailyvet/lhuston/2013/jan/linear-foreign-bodies-when-your-cat-swallows-string-29774 http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/diseasesconditionsfaqs/f/LinFBclinsigns.htm
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Yeah, if I had been around I would have taken the cat to the vet, but I wasn't (housemates dumb mother), so I figured I would share. Fortunately I guess the lace was smooth or the cat wasn't. .. grippy enough. She was fine.
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Another case of IT'S A PRANK! http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/20160830_ap_9213503ecdbe4489bdbc2e70ee154ad0.html quote:Police say the occupants believed 19-year-old Austin Gaile had poured gasoline on himself and they believed their lives were in danger. But Gaile had poured water from a gasoline container and was attempting to light it in order to post a video of their reactions online.
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quote:Gaile is held on $90,000 bail, charged with false public alarm, child endangerment and marijuana possession. Wow what a dumbass. Protip: only commit one crime at a time.
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Testekill posted:I wish that I had my phone with me when I first put my cats collar on. He'd been catching some native birds lately (nothing endangered but it's something to be worried about) so I bought him a collar with bells on it. He'd start walking, the bells would start jingling and he'd freeze then start walking backwards before trying to run away from the bells. I tried to give my cat a new treat last week. He recoiled from the fish flavored disk and ran to hide under a bed from it.
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New World of Warcraft expansion schad: Context: Cenarion Circle is a friendly player faction, and the only way to become hostile with them is to actively click "At War" in your interface and start attacking them, for which there is no reason other than just being an idiot. Now this faction hold the gate-keeping quest for him to start the expansion and they won't talk to him. Even dumber, this faction is is basically the druid faction, so being a druid there was no possible result in killing his own faction other than screwing himself for the future. Anti-Schad: Devs hotfixed it. 
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Cat schaden: My cat once ate a chunk of elastic band and couldn't pass it all the way. We held him down, and I grabbed it with a paper towel and pulled... Then lost my grip. I've never had an elastic band twang against my rear end in a top hat but I can't imagine my reaction would be as subdued as his was.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Schadenfreude Thread: I've never had an elastic band twang against my rear end in a top hat
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Subway Cricket Lady Arrested For Idiotic D Train StuntGothamist posted:Zaida Pugh, the self-proclaimed "actress" who pretended to be a homeless woman and unleashed a box full of crickets and worms on a crowded D train last week as part of a viral "prank," has been arrested, according to police. The apology video is one of those non-apology, sorry-you-were-offended pieces that should be their own genre of fiction. She's crying and expressing regret for "what happened" while carefully avoiding admitting she did anything wrong. It's not like she didn't know what reaction she'd get either - she previously made a video in which she pretended to stab a baby to death and admitted it was a prank afterwards, so she's been through this kind of backlash before. She's sorry she's facing legal consequences, nothing more.
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Roro posted:I've never had an elastic band twang against my rear end in a top hat Jesus man, get out and live a little.
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Goddamn Particle posted:Subway Cricket Lady Arrested For Idiotic D Train Stunt It's just a prank, bro
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Goddamn Particle posted:Subway Cricket Lady Arrested For Idiotic D Train Stunt So in order to bring awareness to the issue of people looking down on the homeless, she decides to pretend to be a stereotypically crazy homeless person?  Well, I guess she was pretending with the homeless part, but definitely not the crazy part.
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That's not schadenfreude, that's amazing. Clever dog!
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Apple just got fined 13 Billion Euros for tax dodging.. I wonder how much of it they'll actually pay? http://www.news.com.au/finance/busi...0884a923b3b7a19
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The police might end up shooting Chris Brown at any moment. He's apparently barricaded himself inside his home following a domestic violence dispute, and at one point taunted the cops by saying "Come and get me." Then he threw a duffel bag containing drugs and guns out his window at them. If ever there's a time to keep hitting reload on TMZ, I think it's now.
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Slugnoid posted:Apple just got fined 13 Billion Euros for tax dodging.. I wonder how much of it they'll actually pay? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37226101 quote:The standard rate of Irish corporate tax is 12.5%.
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Phanatic posted:The police might end up shooting Chris Brown at any moment. He's apparently barricaded himself inside his home following a domestic violence dispute, and at one point taunted the cops by saying "Come and get me." Then he threw a duffel bag containing drugs and guns out his window at them. It's over, though they are searching his house. Honestly surprised Team Breezy didn't show up and volunteer to be his bullet shield.
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