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The best kind of sex is VHS.
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Text books are NOT the size of phone books, nor do they have Yellow Pages printed on them.
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Text books are NOT the size of phone books, nor do they have Yellow Pages printed on them.
also, "textbook johnny" who hangs out behind mcmillan hall does not in fact sell professor approved editions of most textbooks, and anecdotal evidence suggests that he has gonorrhea so keep this in mind when negotiating payment terms
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Aug 31, 2016 02:04
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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People might say that the library is for studying but they are filthy liars.
Everyone knows (especially at the University of Arizona) that the library is for masturbating like a crazed monkey.
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Aug 31, 2016 04:44
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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College means you will get laid infinitely more than high school. That's because you had zero sex in high school and the single, uncomfortable, sweaty coitus you engage in at college and regret instantly is mathematically an infinite amount greater than zero.
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Aug 31, 2016 04:46
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Early registration is incredibly valuable. Lucky students, or skilled drivers in the Race, may register up to 15 years in the past.
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Aug 31, 2016 13:50
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There is no such thing as the math lab, and if you are in the math lab you have made a terrible mistake.
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Aug 31, 2016 13:52
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There is a Denny's in the food court, but not the kind you're thinking of.
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Aug 31, 2016 13:53
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- alnilam
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if your professors are wearing pointy hats and starry robes, chances are your "university" is in fact a wizard school and any degree attain is worthless
*looks at photos of professors from my commencement, sighs*
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Aug 31, 2016 16:53
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- darkarchon
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My name is a trolling word
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if your professors are only female and wearing strapless bras and sexy underwear, chances are your "university" is in fact a porn shoot and any degree attain is worthless you could make some money banging hot chicks
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Aug 31, 2016 17:34
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- darkarchon
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My name is a trolling word
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or it could just be your standard sexy university
stupid sexy universities
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Aug 31, 2016 17:46
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- Macnult
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Pick your professors, not your classes. There are tons of cool professors who will gladly teach your required course if you throw them some extra cash under the table.
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Aug 31, 2016 23:23
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if you register for private string bass lessons most schools of music will allow you to drop it anytime, as long as you do some sick animation when it happens
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Aug 31, 2016 23:32
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That it was hard. The first day the professor says "I want 300 pages on French Lesbian Dance Theory by Friday" and I said "WTF?" and he said "lol trolled" (the troll was the bill)
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Sep 1, 2016 02:52
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Apparently you have to pay back some money? Also you have to get a job to do that. You actually have to find those yourself? How do I register for the "job"?
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Sep 1, 2016 06:11
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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On the first day of class, walk up to the professor and say, very quickly, "studentsayswhat", if they respond with "what" congratulations, you're the teacher now.
ty vanisher, ty khanstant
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Sep 2, 2016 12:26
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- Palpek
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Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.
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Save as .pps instead of .ppt and watch the pussy roll in.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:19
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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it costs §3000 to build a college , and §1000 in upkeep (default budget)
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The basement of the engineering building is home to the Minotaur. His office hours are 4-6 Tue, Thur, & Fri.
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Sep 3, 2016 19:04
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by Hand Knit
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Keep your door open, or you will use up all of the air in your dorm room and suffocate.
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Sep 4, 2016 02:23
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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
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fan death is real and that's why your dorm room doesn't come with one.
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Sep 4, 2016 02:40
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- peanut
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Try to get along with everyone and don't be afraid of a commute. :/
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Sep 5, 2016 02:31
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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I think it's used in cosmetic surgery
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Sep 5, 2016 13:07
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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
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Try to get along with everyone and don't be afraid of a commute. :/
Realtalk...
I commuted from Providence to Chestnut Hill in Boston for a year to go to grad school. I usually took commuter rail + the T. My daily commute often worked out to 5 hours or more, and since some of my classes were in the evening (starting at 8 p.m.), I was often at risk of missing the last train from South Station. There were also inclement weather considerations - poo poo got real bad whenever there was lots of rain (always) or lots of snow (christ).
Be realistic about the effects of your commute on your quality of life and your ability to be a good student and get the most out of your program. If you have a significant other and you commit to a long-rear end regular commute, you're not going to see them very often! Your commute can also be costly, and that poo poo is not tax deductible for my fellow 'Muricans. My schedule also meant that I didn't get to socialize very much with my classmates outside of campus, so I missed out on shitloads of networking. I don't talk to any of those guys now that we're all 5 years out!
All that said, I did enjoy my grad program and I learned a poo poo ton, but it was a real tough year and sometimes I'm not sure how I managed to graduate and not lose my scholarship.
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Sep 5, 2016 16:56
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- Miss Psychosis
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I thought it was collage you did after graduating and I've learned I should've learned to pay attention to spelling more.
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