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a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

OMGVBFLOL posted:

why am i serious arguing with literally "a retard"

maybe it is me who is the real retard

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

a retard posted:

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

Holy poo poo. Puppet master defense :eyepop:

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
do we have a sa reddit page?

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

a retard posted:

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

Oh poo poo, THE MUTHAFUCKIN' PUPPETMASTER!!!!!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Jack Trades posted:

It's also a gateway to buying too much food and a gateway to not being able to lift your rear end from the couch.

dont u fuckin tell me howto live my life

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

phasmid posted:

dont u fuckin tell me howto live my life

I didn't say it was a bad thing. Stop projecting your insecurities you cuck.
Incidentally, i'm gay.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Jack Trades posted:

I didn't say it was a bad thing. Stop projecting your insecurities you cuck.
Incidentally, i'm gay.

rude bitch

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
I only really browse reddit when I'm drunk and angry. I've been banned from like 10 subreddits for telling people to suck my dick.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
I'm definitely normal

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

a retard posted:

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

haha it's funny cuz you do

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

a retard posted:

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

"I was only pretending to be retarded."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

a retard posted:

ding ding ding

you guys thought i actually beiieved that bullshit lol

"I'm a master of puppets."

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Guys, guy! Aren't we all a retard at the end of the day?

After all, Maxim is child porn like he said. Porn FOR children.

It was family-approved age-restriction-free lite porn that you could buy/bought for your gross teenaged boy-child that appeared on magazine racks back when Axe body spray was just becoming a thing.

It's porn for children. And by buying it for a minor you're contributing to the creation of child porn when your gross child looks at it with his chapped misshapen wiener out because he's not old enough to be a consenting adult.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Maxim is a premium men's publication that has everything you need to be a well-rounded men. There are sexy babes of course, but also video game reviews, investment advice and personal grooming and fashion articles. All in one magazine. For men.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Guys, guy! Aren't we all a retard at the end of the day?

After all, Maxim is child porn like he said. Porn FOR children.

It was family-approved age-restriction-free lite porn that you could buy/bought for your gross teenaged boy-child that appeared on magazine racks back when Axe body spray was just becoming a thing.

It's porn for children. And by buying it for a minor you're contributing to the creation of child porn when your gross child looks at it with his chapped misshapen wiener out because he's not old enough to be a consenting adult.

I am pretty sure that Disney channel and related products are porn for children.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

yogizh posted:

I am pretty sure that Disney channel and related products are porn for children.

This is like a loving Zen Koan

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

yogizh posted:

I am pretty sure that Disney channel and related products are porn for children.


:raise:

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

a retard posted:

right now little kids and teenagers are being violently raped and receiving unfathomable trauma that they might never recover from and scumbags are filming it for fun and profit

just MAYBE it's an insult to the victims of child porn to use the term to describe some 16 year old posting a selfie of herself in a bikini on instagram simply because a pedophile somewhere might jack off to it but apparently that makes me a predator or some poo poo

:siren:AATrek Parachute Spotted:siren:

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
We should stop all this inter site fighting, lets discuss the great things about SA instead. The front page would be a good start.

Lavender menace
Nov 7, 2012

by Lowtax

Triggered posted:

We should stop all this inter site fighting, lets discuss the great things about SA instead. The front page would be a good start.

There's a front page?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Yeah its great, brilliant stuff from Lowtax and shmorky. Do you have stairs in your house (you need to be an SA insider to understand this lol!)?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
The front page humor is what originally started bringing people in. Then people skipped reading the front page and came in without any sense of humor or knowledge of the site, and that's when things started going bad. Now there's just constant shitposting, AOL-speak, and white noise because I stopped actually enforcing the rules when I got tired of people whining about them all the time. So blame it on my laziness and slowly growing apathy over the years. GBS used to be a fun place, now it's just "let's see who can poo poo on this thread the quickest" and "effort sux lol."

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are. There's no sense of "community" anymore, there's no sense of pride anymore, and it makes me kinda sad because in the first few years of its creation, people would make friends, show effort, and actually be proud the content on these forums they created was the best out there. Now effort is viewed as a bad thing, saying anything positive about the forums is a bad thing, being associated with other goons is a bad thing, etc etc.

I dunno, maybe its because this site is approaching its 17th anniversary and communities aren't designed or able to last that long on the internet, and the "newness / difference" feeling has faded away long ago, but drastic changes are going to be made around here to try to bring some sense of this all back.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lowtax posted:

It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are.

Stop listening to people.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Lowtax posted:

The front page humor is what originally started bringing people in. Then people skipped reading the front page and came in without any sense of humor or knowledge of the site, and that's when things started going bad. Now there's just constant shitposting, AOL-speak, and white noise because I stopped actually enforcing the rules when I got tired of people whining about them all the time. So blame it on my laziness and slowly growing apathy over the years. GBS used to be a fun place, now it's just "let's see who can poo poo on this thread the quickest" and "effort sux lol."

Real talk. GBS is better the way it is now, IMO.
Cause this way all the shitposters get concentrated into one subforum, leaving leaving higher quality discussions to other places.

But what do I know, since i'm gay.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lowtax posted:

It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are. There's no sense of "community" anymore, there's no sense of pride anymore, and it makes me kinda sad because in the first few years of its creation, people would make friends, show effort, and actually be proud the content on these forums they created was the best out there. Now effort is viewed as a bad thing, saying anything positive about the forums is a bad thing, being associated with other goons is a bad thing, etc etc.

I dunno, maybe its because this site is approaching its 17th anniversary and communities aren't designed or able to last that long on the internet, and the "newness / difference" feeling has faded away long ago, but drastic changes are going to be made around here to try to bring some sense of this all back.

idk man i joined last year i and i found a community to hang out with that isn't gbs but i took the impression that gbs was a quarantine in the first place anyways to make really dumb and bad posts

if i really actually wanted discussions, id find the other forums that provide this and they're great honestly :shobon:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Friendly Humour posted:

Stop listening to people.
After hearing the same poo poo for half a decade, you get worn down by it. Everything is my fault. If I change something, people get mad. If things stay the same, people get mad. No matter what happens, people get mad. I just grew more and more discouraged and essentially gave up because I couldn't compete with this sense of entitlement and all the fun things I liked to do stopped being fun. I used to enjoy posting here and interacting with the community. Then once I got lax and started bowing to pressure to "de-tumblrize" GBS, everything went downhill even quicker, because GBS then lacked an identity, and since it had no identity, it fell into the lowest possible energy state, white noise and shitposting.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Lastgirl posted:

idk man i joined last year i and i found a community to hang out with that isn't gbs but i took the impression that gbs was a quarantine in the first place anyways to make really dumb and bad posts
It never used to be that way. In its prime, before the ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYOU drama, it was a truly creative and fun forum with folks who befriended each other and put effort into the things they wrote and created.

Now we have "idk" and "i" and people who believe this is a dumping ground for poo poo posts, which it essentially is.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lowtax posted:

It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are. There's no sense of "community" anymore, there's no sense of pride anymore, and it makes me kinda sad because in the first few years of its creation, people would make friends, show effort, and actually be proud the content on these forums they created was the best out there. Now effort is viewed as a bad thing, saying anything positive about the forums is a bad thing, being associated with other goons is a bad thing, etc etc.

I dunno, maybe its because this site is approaching its 17th anniversary and communities aren't designed or able to last that long on the internet, and the "newness / difference" feeling has faded away long ago, but drastic changes are going to be made around here to try to bring some sense of this all back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5LMG3WFBw

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Also the little problem of not having such a community (which, in turn, tends to turn people off from joining or buying anything) has kind of resulting in a steep financial slide into the toilet, to the point where I cannot even afford to hire a full time coder / admin. So I'm in a hole I need to dig myself out of. It was my fault for not properly monetizing it or cashing in when things were good, ala moot.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lowtax posted:

It never used to be that way. In its prime, before the ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYOU drama, it was a truly creative and fun forum with folks who befriended each other and put effort into the things they wrote and created.

Now we have "idk" and "i" and people who believe this is a dumping ground for poo poo posts, which it essentially is.

I'm sorry to hear that it's actually turned out this way that you didn't want it to be.

quite frankly I'm pretty drunk at the moment but I can say earnestly that when I sift through GBS there's like maybe one or two threads that are considered a *gem* like right now the loving thread about the SJW trying to fire a Lyft Driver, that was good :psyduck:

I just am letting you know that even though I've been a pretty quiet lurker for the last decade of the internet, I heard about SA and only have joined it last year, I really enjoy SA even if its considered in its later days. I've actually made quite a few friends and we get to play a few games here and there and make really dumb bad jokes too. What I mean to say that I actually find Something Awful in some areas of this forum to be more sane and rational compared to the fringe and esoteric elements out there that SA mocks and it makes me realize I'm not the only one out there that mocks these crazy assholes~ I just want you to know this because despite what you may think about GBS there are other areas of SA that actually has some good qualities here and there and there's so many variety of posters that has made my time here so far really enjoyable and it develops my sense of humor. It also has given me a much thicker skin ontop of that.

Really should thank Zen Death Robot for the most part actually for telling people how loving stupid they're being and keeping it in check :sun:

I also actually read some of the front pages and there are some good ones here and there, so don't doubt yourself man. They're hilarious.

I do get the problems about cliques though but I never really gave a poo poo about those

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Lowtax posted:

After hearing the same poo poo for half a decade, you get worn down by it. Everything is my fault. If I change something, people get mad. If things stay the same, people get mad. No matter what happens, people get mad. I just grew more and more discouraged and essentially gave up because I couldn't compete with this sense of entitlement and all the fun things I liked to do stopped being fun. I used to enjoy posting here and interacting with the community. Then once I got lax and started bowing to pressure to "de-tumblrize" GBS, everything went downhill even quicker, because GBS then lacked an identity, and since it had no identity, it fell into the lowest possible energy state, white noise and shitposting.

we're the background radiation of the Meme Bang

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Lowtax posted:

It never used to be that way. In its prime, before the ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYOU drama, it was a truly creative and fun forum with folks who befriended each other and put effort into the things they wrote and created.

Now we have "idk" and "i" and people who believe this is a dumping ground for poo poo posts, which it essentially is.

I get where you're coming from, but at the same time though I kinda enjoy the creative anarchy that gbs has become. It reminds me of early BYOB. Inversely, BYOB is kinda becoming what GBS used to be. There's two huge posts laying out all of BYOB's rules and there's mods who get real hopping mad about Doing A Post Good and not threadshitting and stuff.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lowtax posted:

After hearing the same poo poo for half a decade, you get worn down by it. Everything is my fault. If I change something, people get mad. If things stay the same, people get mad. No matter what happens, people get mad. I just grew more and more discouraged and essentially gave up because I couldn't compete with this sense of entitlement and all the fun things I liked to do stopped being fun. I used to enjoy posting here and interacting with the community. Then once I got lax and started bowing to pressure to "de-tumblrize" GBS, everything went downhill even quicker, because GBS then lacked an identity, and since it had no identity, it fell into the lowest possible energy state, white noise and shitposting.

To be frank, all I'm hearing is excuses. You owe it to your users to give a poo poo. And yeah, that's entitled but poo poo if you're not gonna do it, who will? If you know what the problem is, then do something about it. Or find someone who would and put him in charge of GBS or whatver you think the problem is.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Lowtax posted:

It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are. There's no sense of "community" anymore, there's no sense of pride anymore, and it makes me kinda sad because in the first few years of its creation, people would make friends, show effort, and actually be proud the content on these forums they created was the best out there. Now effort is viewed as a bad thing, saying anything positive about the forums is a bad thing, being associated with other goons is a bad thing, etc etc.

I dunno, maybe its because this site is approaching its 17th anniversary and communities aren't designed or able to last that long on the internet, and the "newness / difference" feeling has faded away long ago, but drastic changes are going to be made around here to try to bring some sense of this all back.

I make tons of friends here

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Lowtax posted:

It never used to be that way. In its prime, before the ESS-JAY-DOUBLEYOU drama, it was a truly creative and fun forum with folks who befriended each other and put effort into the things they wrote and created.

Now we have "idk" and "i" and people who believe this is a dumping ground for poo poo posts, which it essentially is.

I do miss the days where there'd sometimes be two or three fun stories to read on the first page of GBS (like 2003-2006 maybe)

Feels like if someone took the time to write a funny story in a thousand words or so for GBS the first post would just be 'same' and then everything would get shat on but maybe not.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
I do agree that GBS needs a lot more rules in it, such as rules regarding bigotry, and correct punctuation

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I.N.R.I posted:

I do agree that GBS needs a lot more rules in it, such as rules regarding bigotry, and correct punctuation

That's a ban.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Friendly Humour posted:

To be frank, all I'm hearing is excuses. You owe it to your users to give a poo poo. And yeah, that's entitled but poo poo if you're not gonna do it, who will? If you know what the problem is, then do something about it. Or find someone who would and put him in charge of GBS or whatver you think the problem is.
Oh, in my nearly 17 years of running the place, I never realized how easy and simple the solution was. Thank you.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Quote-Unquote posted:

Feels like if someone took the time to write a funny story in a thousand words or so for GBS the first post would just be 'same'

do we really have to pick sides because i would probably laugh at both of those posts

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