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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Phanatic posted:

The police might end up shooting Chris Brown at any moment. He's apparently barricaded himself inside his home following a domestic violence dispute, and at one point taunted the cops by saying "Come and get me." Then he threw a duffel bag containing drugs and guns out his window at them.

If ever there's a time to keep hitting reload on TMZ, I think it's now.

And nobody would have shed a tear over the loathsome little turd.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ha, yeah, a famous person was gonna get shot or even remotely pay for their crimes. He'll do a "The More You Know" ad, below cost, and that will be that.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

On Tuesday, officers attempted to enter the home and were told to get a search warrant, the police sources said. Detectives then waited for a warrant to search Brown's home for the weapon.
lol like a sovereign citizen

Lawen
Aug 7, 2000

Volume posted:

lol like a sovereign citizen

Not letting the police search your house without a warrant, particularly if you know you have illegal poo poo in your house, is perfectly reasonable.

gently caress Chris Brown though.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hope Solo learns of the consequences of her big mouth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14oramM-XYg

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Looking forward to her eventual interview from jail for whatever retarded poo poo she does in the future

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
e: that emptyquote button is a bitch

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Her vagoo is pretty big too but that's another story.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Negrostrike posted:

Her vagoo is pretty big too but that's another story.

:laffo: I about to type the same thing.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Rick_Hunter posted:

:laffo: I about to type the same thing.

I thought about it as well but I didn't want to eat my first probie.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Volume posted:

lol like a sovereign citizen

Chris Brown is a turd, but was well within his rights to demand a warrant.

...And now he can't motion for whatever they found to be thrown out because it was from an illegal search.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Negrostrike posted:

Her vagoo is pretty big too but that's another story.

I think she's an attractive woman :shrug:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Regalingualius posted:

Chris Brown is a turd, but was well within his rights to demand a warrant.

...And now he can't motion for whatever they found to be thrown out because it was from an illegal search.

It gets easier than that considering he dropped a bag of drugs out his window in full view of the cops during the standoff

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Rick_Hunter posted:

:laffo: I about to type the same thing.

Is there a story about Hope Solo's giant vagina that I missed or something?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is there a story about Hope Solo's giant vagina that I missed or something?

She was part of the fappening

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It gets easier than that considering he dropped a bag of drugs out his window in full view of the cops during the standoff

Oh, haha.

I'm just saying he gave up pretty much the (still pretty slim) only hope of getting out of the whole deal completely unscathed; dude is fuuuuucked.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Regalingualius posted:

I'm just saying he gave up pretty much the (still pretty slim) only hope of getting out of the whole deal completely unscathed; dude is rich and can sing good he'll be fine.

fixed that for you

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It gets easier than that considering he dropped a bag of drugs out his window in full view of the cops during the standoff

and guns

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The guns and drugs are about as unsurprising as Brown beating the poo poo out of yet another woman.

Even less surprising will be the inevitable slap on the wrist.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I live that he's quoted for "I'm sick of all you girls"

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014
Does this relegate Chris Brown to a bronze medal? I don't think that's fair if he only hit some privileged white bitch. Or any dude.

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx
Kill 'im.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Remember the 2012 Aurora Colorado shooting where a guy shot up a cinema at a screening of The Dark Knight Rises? A federal judge just ordered four people who survived the massacre to pay $700,000 to the theater.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/how-four-batman-movie-massacre-survivors-ended-up-owing-us-theatre-930000-20160831-gr55us.html

A group of 41 survivors had been suing the theater chain for not doing enough to ensure their safety and the judge made it known that he was about to announce his decision the next day that the cinema wasn't liable for the shooting and the plaintiffs should accept a settlement immediately because if they saw it through and lost then under Colorado law they'd be liable for the huge court costs. Everyone agreed to take the tiny sum the cinema was offering and divide it up among themselves but at the last minute one guy went "I think I deserve a bigger share, I'm not agreeing to this" so 37 of the plaintiffs immediately bailed out of the case and the four people who stuck with it got hit with all the court costs.

Great work, that one guy!

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
What the ever loving christ was that guy expecting a cinema to do in order to protect people from lunatics with guns?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The same nebulous 'something! anything!' people demand be done when there's any kind of shooting. Damned if they know what it is, but there needs to be something done! :bahgawd:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Slugnoid posted:

Apple just got fined 13 Billion Euros for tax dodging.. I wonder how much of it they'll actually pay?

http://www.news.com.au/finance/busi...0884a923b3b7a19

I love my iPhone... but holy poo poo. 0.005% effective corporate tax rate? gently caress 'em.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
If theatres would just install those Total Recall x-ray screens, then everyone would be safe. It's the only logical solution!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



Hawk didn't know it was Vader Time

https://vimeo.com/180413316

It's also Botchamania time

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mostlygray posted:

Dogs with something stuck in their rear end are funny has hell. The only thing more hilarious is watching someone dig out the pool noodle/sweater/40 feet of hemp rope from the dogs rear end.

It's less funny when you're the one doing the digging.

One of the funniest moments in my childhood was watching my mates mum chase their dog around the yard trying to pull one of these out the dogs rear end:



Bonus: It was in public.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh poo poo I just realised there's a whole bunch of Australian Botchamania videos I hadn't seen yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd0mthml-oc

I was in the audience during at least one of those matches :clint:

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:07 on Aug 31, 2016

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh poo poo I just realised there's a whole bunch of Australian Botchamania videos I hadn't seen yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd0mthml-oc

I was in the audience during at least one of those matches :clint:

I haven't watched your video but does it have any Gippsland Wrestling? Cos I see all sorts of random poo poo on their FB page

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
Conservative columnist uses Clickhole as source in article chewing out Neil deGrasse Tyson, quits job when NDT slaps him back.

quote:

Mr. Larson had relied on Clickhole, a satirical website from The Onion, for a story accusing Mr. Tyson of insulting a 9-year-old girl on Twitter, Raw Story reported.

Here's his "I Quit" statement

As always the comments are the real crazy.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



https://i.imgur.com/InzyQNl.gifv

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Holy poo poo the whining going on in that column must be seen to be believed.

"One tiny mistake and Tyson's giant Internet bullhorn is ruining me!" says the reporter/columnist relying on a loving Onion article because he "was in a rush".
lmao maybe you're just terrible at your job.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013



For those looking, this is the article, and NDT's reply is the first one in the comments section: http://magicvalley.com/news/opinion...679deed140.html

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Okay...I get that he was tailgating like an idiot and had to swerve out of the way of the car in front, aaaand I get that he over compensated when doing his emergency manoeuvre, but there's no secondary corrective steering. He just turns the wheel left and leaves it there?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Ak Gara posted:

Okay...I get that he was tailgating like an idiot and had to swerve out of the way of the car in front, aaaand I get that he over compensated when doing his emergency manoeuvre, but there's no secondary corrective steering. He just turns the wheel left and leaves it there?

No I think he also accelerates

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ak Gara posted:

Okay...I get that he was tailgating like an idiot and had to swerve out of the way of the car in front, aaaand I get that he over compensated when doing his emergency manoeuvre, but there's no secondary corrective steering. He just turns the wheel left and leaves it there?

Maybe he only just noticed the big yellow BEAR LEFT signs?

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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Ak Gara posted:

Okay...I get that he was tailgating like an idiot and had to swerve out of the way of the car in front, aaaand I get that he over compensated when doing his emergency manoeuvre, but there's no secondary corrective steering. He just turns the wheel left and leaves it there?

It looks like he literally loses control over his vehicle, as in he's not wearing his seatbelt so when he jerks to the left he goes flying across the cab and can't get back to the pedals/wheel in time.

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