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monster on a stick posted:Tom Servo (what a cool guy)? Oh wait, T3-M4? That's the one! A Robot roll call; Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo; Croooooooooooooooooooooooow! He's different. Wait, wait, no, not that one. I can do both things at once! Julian goes by Joel; He alone had constructed the bots; Oh no, it's Movie Sign.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 07:15 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 19:37 |
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VolticSurge posted:Hey,I live in Calgary! (Psst if you're not busy tomorrow evening you should come hang out with us - send me a PM) Edit: Steam Whistle Pilsner Crisp snap of a green bottle Social awkwardness ... Burma Shave
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 07:30 |
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I can't wait for the next video to go up and stop this madness.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 07:33 |
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In a Jade Star thread? The haikus will never stop. Better settle in.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 07:40 |
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Many bad nicknames And now terrible haikus Jade Star longs for death
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 08:33 |
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A thread run rampant Jade Star is in Canada No correlation
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 13:56 |
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I started this poo poo Far back in the mists of time Use more SPARKs you gently caress
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 16:39 |
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Let's Play XCOM 2 A million goon soldiers Blooming on this day Plasma like the sun In Labradour, Lobster dies Time for vacation Names falling like leaves Julian "Big Robot" Shen Should have closed the thread Word from Granola This is how a good thread dies Still Haiku reamains
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 17:36 |
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Shoulda gone to a Bulk Barn, grabbed some of the guava-flavoured Jarritos soda, opened them together in the parking lot, and then said something about sharing a guava moment and then freeze-framed for an invisible camera
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:16 |
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Cherry blossoms fall. Summer fades into Autumn. Julian "Haiku" Shen.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:38 |
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VolticSurge posted:Hey,I live in Calgary! goondolances I guess its better than Edmonton. Barely.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:17 |
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What's the hold up? Is someone in the bathroom? Are you on the phone?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:38 |
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ZiegeDame posted:Names falling like leaves Huzzah! posted:Cherry blossoms fall. One of these haikus does not go 5 7 5, but which one is it?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:48 |
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Alberta is dumb Edmonton stole my girlfriend XCOM is cool though
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:16 |
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FrenzyTheKillbot posted:Alberta is dumb Driving down Stoney The Morning Sun lights mountains that is why I stay (everywhere is home to some person somewhere There's no place like it)
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:38 |
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FicusArt posted:One of these haikus does not go 5 7 5, but which one is it?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:39 |
JAIDS is contagious Now my troops can't hit for poo poo Jade Star take it back
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:24 |
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Canuck-Errant posted:Shoulda gone to a Bulk Barn, grabbed some of the guava-flavoured Jarritos soda, opened them together in the parking lot, and then said something about sharing a guava moment yeah, I mean, you say this like a joke but you also know this is 100% right up GuavaMoment's alley and if he'd thought of it, they would've done it
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:31 |
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FrenzyTheKillbot posted:Alberta is dumb Grim, smoke-blackened sky harsh in this failed petrostate, kick us while we're down
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:17 |
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An 85 percent shot; A Muton that needs to die; Shot misses, a man falls. My first colonel; A sniper who cannot aim; Chop off all her limbs. Need to flank the snake; Some Stun Lancers are revealed; Entire squad is wiped. Aren't haikus supposed to be about the beauty and mystery of nature?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:17 |
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Jade's in "Calgary". That means he literally Could be anywhere.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:20 |
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Julian "HubrisButton" Shen Julian "Ironcast" Shen worn out. No time to haiku.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 11:15 |
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Veloxyll posted:Julian "Ironcast" Shen
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 11:50 |
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Jonny Nox posted:Driving down Stoney Skippy Granola posted:Grim, smoke-blackened sky Apologies, friends I was being facetious Your province is cool The Oilers suck though What a garbage hockey team (glass houses, I know) FrenzyTheKillbot fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Sep 1, 2016 |
# ? Sep 1, 2016 13:11 |
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ジュリアン名は たくさんあります ジャではどこ?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 22:05 |
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sincx posted:ジュリアン名は
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:53 |
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sincx posted:ジュリアン名は この俳句 俳句じゃないよ ばかやろう
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:14 |
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if you people picked the overdrive cover smashing skill julian "killdozer" shen may be a thing but you didn't.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:35 |
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Psion posted:yeah, I mean, you say this like a joke but you also know this is 100% right up GuavaMoment's alley and if he'd thought of it, they would've done it Who said I was saying it as a joke? *sips mango Jarritos with a raised eyebrow*
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:47 |
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Canuck-Errant posted:Who said I was saying it as a joke? Do they even have Jarritos in Canada? They just barely got real distribution in Chicago, and we have a massive Latin population
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 01:38 |
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The Door Frame posted:Do they even have Jarritos in Canada? Yes. Easy enough to get in BC, at any rate.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:04 |
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Lucky! It's only been the last few years that you could get them from non-mexican restaurants, and grocery stores have been a coin toss as to whether or not they'll have flavors besides fruit punch and mandarin. Love me some tamarindo
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:12 |
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has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary?
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:00 |
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Captain Foo posted:has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary? This would be hell.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:07 |
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Captain Foo posted:has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary? No need for a mod, it's in the vanilla game already.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:14 |
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Just instead make a mod that replaces every place name with stuff Jade can't pronounce. A mission in Llancarfan, anyone? Toss in Calgary and Buenos Aires a couple of times and it'll be perfect.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:45 |
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The Door Frame posted:Do they even have Jarritos in Canada? They just barely got real distribution in Chicago, and we have a massive Latin population This made me wonder if they make guava Sumol. They do not, but it inspired this haiku. Guava is okay But don't be a basic bitch Passion fruit for life
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:18 |
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ousire posted:Just instead make a mod that replaces every place name with stuff Jade can't pronounce. A mission in Llancarfan, anyone? Go whole hog. Have a mission in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:33 |
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The Door Frame posted:Love me some tamarindo So objectively the best flavor I don't even know why they stock the other ones
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:50 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 19:37 |
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I'll try my hand at this, I have the full experience of a "Fall of the Samurai" playthrough under my belt. Metal men cover, Brave nerves of steel, Aliens heel.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 16:15 |