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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

monster on a stick posted:

Tom Servo (what a cool guy)? Oh wait, T3-M4?

That's the one!


A Robot roll call;
Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo;
Croooooooooooooooooooooooow! He's different.

Wait, wait, no, not that one. I can do both things at once!

Julian goes by Joel;
He alone had constructed the bots;
Oh no, it's Movie Sign.

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Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

VolticSurge posted:

Hey,I live in Calgary! :saddowns:

(Psst if you're not busy tomorrow evening you should come hang out with us - send me a PM)

Edit:

Steam Whistle Pilsner
Crisp snap of a green bottle
Social awkwardness


... Burma Shave

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
I can't wait for the
next video to go up
and stop this madness.

JackSplater
Nov 20, 2014

Metal Coat? It's already active?!
In a Jade Star thread?
The haikus will never stop.
Better settle in.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
Many bad nicknames
And now terrible haikus
Jade Star longs for death

Emissary666
Sep 6, 2010

A thread run rampant
Jade Star is in Canada
No correlation

Materant
Jul 22, 2010

see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

it defies physics


I started this poo poo
Far back in the mists of time
Use more SPARKs you gently caress

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Let's Play XCOM 2
A million goon soldiers
Blooming on this day

Plasma like the sun
In Labradour, Lobster dies
Time for vacation

Names falling like leaves
Julian "Big Robot" Shen
Should have closed the thread

Word from Granola
This is how a good thread dies
Still Haiku reamains

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer
Shoulda gone to a Bulk Barn, grabbed some of the guava-flavoured Jarritos soda, opened them together in the parking lot, and then said something about sharing a guava moment

and then freeze-framed for an invisible camera

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
Cherry blossoms fall.
Summer fades into Autumn.
Julian "Haiku" Shen.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




VolticSurge posted:

Hey,I live in Calgary! :saddowns:

goondolances

I guess its better than Edmonton. Barely.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.
What's the hold up?
Is someone in the bathroom?
Are you on the phone?

FicusArt
Dec 27, 2014

Why would I draw dudes when I could be drawing literally anything else?

ZiegeDame posted:

Names falling like leaves
Julian "Big Robot" Shen
Should have closed the thread

Huzzah! posted:

Cherry blossoms fall.
Summer fades into Autumn.
Julian "Haiku" Shen.

One of these haikus does not go 5 7 5, but which one is it?

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle
Alberta is dumb
Edmonton stole my girlfriend
XCOM is cool though

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




FrenzyTheKillbot posted:

Alberta is dumb
Edmonton stole my girlfriend
XCOM is cool though

Driving down Stoney
The Morning Sun lights mountains
that is why I stay

(everywhere is
home to some person somewhere
There's no place like it)

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

FicusArt posted:

One of these haikus does not go 5 7 5, but which one is it?

:ohdear:

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




JAIDS is contagious
Now my troops can't hit for poo poo
Jade Star take it back

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Canuck-Errant posted:

Shoulda gone to a Bulk Barn, grabbed some of the guava-flavoured Jarritos soda, opened them together in the parking lot, and then said something about sharing a guava moment

and then freeze-framed for an invisible camera

yeah, I mean, you say this like a joke but you also know this is 100% right up GuavaMoment's alley and if he'd thought of it, they would've done it

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

FrenzyTheKillbot posted:

Alberta is dumb
Edmonton stole my girlfriend
XCOM is cool though

Grim, smoke-blackened sky
harsh in this failed petrostate,
kick us while we're down

:colbert:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
An 85 percent shot;
A Muton that needs to die;
Shot misses, a man falls.

My first colonel;
A sniper who cannot aim;
Chop off all her limbs.

Need to flank the snake;
Some Stun Lancers are revealed;
Entire squad is wiped.

Aren't haikus supposed to be about the beauty and mystery of nature?

Leif.
Mar 27, 2005

Son of the Defender
Formerly Diplomaticus/SWATJester
Jade's in "Calgary".
That means he literally
Could be anywhere.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Julian "HubrisButton" Shen
Julian "Ironcast" Shen

worn out. No time to haiku.

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

Veloxyll posted:

Julian "Ironcast" Shen
Oh, definitely this. I thoroughly enjoyed Jade's Ironcast videos. (The final boss is beyond bullshit.)

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle

Jonny Nox posted:

Driving down Stoney
The Morning Sun lights mountains
that is why I stay

(everywhere is
home to some person somewhere
There's no place like it)

Skippy Granola posted:

Grim, smoke-blackened sky
harsh in this failed petrostate,
kick us while we're down

:colbert:

Apologies, friends
I was being facetious
Your province is cool

The Oilers suck though
What a garbage hockey team
(glass houses, I know)

FrenzyTheKillbot fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Sep 1, 2016

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
ジュリアン名は
たくさんあります
ジャではどこ?

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


sincx posted:

ジュリアン名は
たくさんあります
ジャではどこ?

:golfclap:

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

sincx posted:

ジュリアン名は
たくさんあります
ジャではどこ?

この俳句
俳句じゃないよ
ばかやろう

:colbert:

Thefluffy
Sep 7, 2014
if you people picked the overdrive cover smashing skill julian "killdozer" shen may be a thing but you didn't. :goleft:

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

Psion posted:

yeah, I mean, you say this like a joke but you also know this is 100% right up GuavaMoment's alley and if he'd thought of it, they would've done it

Who said I was saying it as a joke?

*sips mango Jarritos with a raised eyebrow*

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Canuck-Errant posted:

Who said I was saying it as a joke?

*sips mango Jarritos with a raised eyebrow*

Do they even have Jarritos in Canada? They just barely got real distribution in Chicago, and we have a massive Latin population

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

The Door Frame posted:

Do they even have Jarritos in Canada?

Yes. Easy enough to get in BC, at any rate.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Lucky! It's only been the last few years that you could get them from non-mexican restaurants, and grocery stores have been a coin toss as to whether or not they'll have flavors besides fruit punch and mandarin. Love me some tamarindo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary?

Teledahn
May 14, 2009

What is that bear doing there?


Captain Foo posted:

has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary?

This would be hell.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Captain Foo posted:

has anyone put together a mod where every location is Calgary?

No need for a mod, it's in the vanilla game already.

ousire
Dec 11, 2013

Now, Red! Seal the deal with a catchy one-liner!
Just instead make a mod that replaces every place name with stuff Jade can't pronounce. A mission in Llancarfan, anyone? :v:


Toss in Calgary and Buenos Aires a couple of times and it'll be perfect.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

The Door Frame posted:

Do they even have Jarritos in Canada? They just barely got real distribution in Chicago, and we have a massive Latin population

This made me wonder if they make guava Sumol. They do not, but it inspired this haiku.

Guava is okay
But don't be a basic bitch
Passion fruit for life

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

ousire posted:

Just instead make a mod that replaces every place name with stuff Jade can't pronounce. A mission in Llancarfan, anyone? :v:


Toss in Calgary and Buenos Aires a couple of times and it'll be perfect.

Go whole hog. Have a mission in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

The Door Frame posted:

Love me some tamarindo

So objectively the best flavor I don't even know why they stock the other ones :colbert:

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Samuel
Nov 5, 2011
I'll try my hand at this, I have the full experience of a "Fall of the Samurai" playthrough under my belt.

Metal men cover,
Brave nerves of steel,
Aliens heel.

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