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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Xanei.exe posted:

I just don't think it helps when someone is attempting to start a thread and you get a handful of people who are complaining about the topic instead of adding to the discussion. Like the one guy posting in the Dryman thread saying "this is the worst CYOA I've ever seen". I'm not saying GBS should be a happy feel-goodery but I think it makes it harder to post for some when they might get shot down instantly without their ideas even being given a chance.

It seems like Dryman is one of those "it's funny because it's bad on purpose" deals and that complaining that it's bad isn't the kind of thing that would discourage Black Baby Goku.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bitter Mushroom posted:

dgsw was funny when he told us about his time with the bathyspheres

DGSW is the zeitgeist of GBS made manifest and I notice he is a lot funnier when the forum is funnier and that he does more effort posts when the effort level in GBS goes up.

y troll
Aug 31, 2016

by Lowtax
maybe u ppl expect too much of dryman and just need to accept responsibility for bringing him here in the first place

i am pregnant with YOUR BABY

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Applewhite posted:

It seems like Dryman is one of those "it's funny because it's bad on purpose" deals and that complaining that it's bad isn't the kind of thing that would discourage Black Baby Goku.

Bad example then, I guess. Iunno maybe it's just me. :shrug:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Applewhite posted:

DGSW is the zeitgeist of GBS made manifest and I notice he is a lot funnier when the forum is funnier and that he does more effort posts when the effort level in GBS goes up.

I notice that you like to gently caress horses because you're sexually attracted to them

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Ehh. I don't think it's so bad. Like I said it's a place for friends to shoot the poo poo. It comes and goes in cycles.

Its become a chat room for unfunny people like nooner and his retarded irc friends.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Germstore posted:

I feel like a lot of this is from daytrippers from other subforums. I say build a wall around FYAD and make them pay for it.

The thing is GBS people try to mimick FYAD unsuccessfully, resulting in pseudo-irony and hating everything and everyone.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Those popular kids think they are so cool but they are so not, right guys?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna have a viewing party for "The Crow" later; ya'll wanna come? You seem like nonconformist outsiders, just like me.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Lowtax posted:

The problem is balancing the social dynamics and giving people what they want versus what is "best" for the community. If I were suddenly to say "GBS rules are now reverting to 2002 GBS rules," it'd be such a drastic change that folks would abandon ship and the overwhelmingly negative mood towards seemingly arbitrary dramatic rule changes would cause resentment in the community. That's the opposite of what I'd like. I know it sounds retarded for me to be writing all these words and trying to look at things from a sociological point of view, because it's just an internet forum and I've obviously already done my damage to it, but changes, no matter how minute, make a huge difference in peoples' perception and the overall attitude of the forums. Back when the mods and admins and I were all hardasses about grammar and spelling and non-internet speak, that was pretty much a unique feature for an internet forum. Then I got lax and laziness, from both myself and the users, slowly set in, and this laziness caused the creativity and community to wilt.

Anyway, I was just trying to point out there's no "easy" solution here, much like how people suggest we just upgrade vB to its latest version. It's not that easy, and dear god if it was, I'd do it.
For what it's worth, I think this place is still pretty drat unique and cool. People here are funny and make others laugh on purpose. The rest of the internet is stilted and humorless and things don't go well when I try to post there. It's good to be free to try to make others laugh, like a safe space for intentional comedy. I too feel silly speaking about it seriously, but after a decade this is still the first site I go to when I sit down at my computer.

There is a balancing act to be had with the hardass rules and whatnot - early on the rules were key to establishing a "culture" for the board, new people were harshly indoctrinated into following them and eventually drank the koolaid. This is really important because new posters were often terrible, lurk more was a catchphrase for a reason. But as the community aged, fewer new people were joining, a higher percentage of posters were veterans, the importance shifted. Does it really make sense to stop a consistently funny poster from posting for 3 days because he used a lack of punctuation to convey tone in a joke post? I realize no one is going to be the e e cummings of postcraft, but it's cool to me for the standards to be different for a new poster vs an experienced one flouting rules for effect.

That's not to say no rules are important - GBS in particular has a lot of negativity and making GBS threads on effort and all that. Wish I had ideas as to how to fix it - it's easy to look back and point out where things went wrong, not so easy to predict what the impact of the various decisions made right now are. You sound a bit too hard on yourself here honestly - you aren't exactly an administrative role model or anything but you've done alright.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Okay, it turns out "y troll" was, in fact, Dare. I should say this surprises me, but honestly it doesn't. I tried to talk and reason with him yesterday but his train of thought is just... Jesus, I cannot describe it.

quote:

dare: your permaban rules are quite black and white now. i first got permabanned on your forum for arguing with goddess under the account Bomb Scarborough in a thread where a woman felt threatened by a security guard coming onto her not physically and wanted to get him fired. i said why dont u tell him off? i was permabanned for that and its continued to be attached to my name. i was 15. since then ive probably done worse things because of it. but i dont feel its fair to lump me in with ppl that post Childporn. whats the deal are you ever gonna unban me even if i post without e-speak and politely?
stop stalking me jesscaro ic u has changed their name to drare.
drare has changed their name to dare.
Lowtax: oh dare
dare: lol
Lowtax: what's your story, man
dare: u kno im gonna get too lazy to pay u 10 bux again
dare: i like paying u 10 bux
Lowtax: Seriously, what's your life story, I'm curious
dare: well
dare: in 98 or 99
dare: my brother
dare: idk who he is
dare: step brother
dare: came over to my house
dare: said go on sa
dare: i checked it out
dare: no ty
dare: same with some kid friends
dare: and then time went on
dare: they became big fyaders
dare: i was just the neighbour they invited to post
dare: =/
dare: eventually i guess they got into drugs and gang poo poo
dare: honor culture
dare: guess i had fantasy sex with the wrong goonettes
dare: i like ur forum tho
Lowtax: I mean like growing up, what was your childhood like
dare: o p controlling parents
dare: they would not support me on something like fyad
Lowtax: understandble
dare: ya
dare: they r good ppl tho
dare: i take care of my mom a lot shes a type 1 diabetic and multiple stroke victim
dare: rhumatiod arthritis
dare: breast cancer
Lowtax: yeah my mom has leukemia
dare: my dad is p old too
dare: 80
dare: all my older family is dying
dare: and all the vultures are coming out
dare: to try to get the money from the house
dare: im sure theyd like me dead @ this point
dare: i dont even want the money
Lowtax: well would you like my honest opinion here?
dare: sure
dare: i know u want me off sa lowtax for my own good
Lowtax: Okay, first off let me ask if you're on any medication
dare: lowtax
dare: i have a sane diagnosis
dare: from a top forensic psychiatrist
dare: http://www.law.utoronto.ca/faculty-staff/adjunct-visiting-faculty/graham-glancy
Lowtax: I don't want you off SA, I dont hate or have any grudge against you, I just want to understand you
dare: well talking is good
dare: i emailed before
dare: im fine with ppl making fun of me or parodying me
dare: its the street violence
dare: that came with the go
dare: ego*
dare: from being a top SA poster
dare: that some of my childhood friends got
dare: that really spun them out imo
dare: they hold ur forum with such high esteem
dare: its basically the book of god for them
dare: i think its a souther ontario phenomena
dare: cuz americans dont act like that
dare: maybe they do
Lowtax: Well I don't know about that, I'm just wondering if you see any difference between how you act and post on the forums, compared to the majority of other people
dare: totally
dare: and its intentional
dare: ive always been anti goon mentality
dare: because ive always been on the outside of it naturally
dare: either too weak and a nerd @ school
dare: or too middle class for the ghetto
dare: etc
dare: finding a place online was even tuff for me
Lowtax: That is understandable, but do you see how it is not conductive to have somebody "anti-goon" be a member of the community?
dare: totally
dare: when i was 15 though
dare: i got permabanned
dare: and i didnt go on ur forum
dare: for over a decade
dare: despite being invited back
dare: multiple times
dare: some of the ppl that invited me back
dare: specifically for LF
dare: are ur staff now
dare: and theyll deny it
dare: ive had 7 ex gfs
dare: who are goonettes
dare: ur forum follows me irll
dare: i cant even play stupid video games
dare: from 98
dare: without goons
dare: gooning me
Lowtax: okay well I cannot confirm or deny that, so let's leave the girlfriend stuff out of the picture for this conversation, okay?
dare: u have ppl working for the cops now man y not run for president
dare: like lowtax
dare: i enjoyed ur voice mails
dare: my mom would have probably enjoyed talking to u
dare: idc if u ppl make fun of me
dare: but i cant deny the implication
dare: that ppl on ur forum
dare: directly claimed
dare: my attempted murder
dare: check this out
dare: http://i.imgur.com/sjvVYCu.jpg
dare: thats p graphic
dare: but thats after i got beat with a pipe
dare: so ppl on ur forum r claiming to do that
dare: i have it in logs and saved and screen shot man
Lowtax: Where are they claiming they did that? That would be illegal and I will report them to the police.
dare: well
dare: me being retarded
dare: the night they did it
dare: i sent a text to wicki kathy
dare: thinking she still had my poo poo blockd
dare: and cops came to arrest me
dare: by the time i got out on bail
dare: they edit all their posts
dare: it was on march 14th tho
Lowtax: okay well unfortunately without any evidence, I cannot report anything to the authorities
dare: well i dont want anyone going to jail anyway
dare: so thats only a good thing
Lowtax: Can you tell me about the issues you previously had with the other forum you frequented?
dare: the difference is some goons r gooning to bring me to goon justice
dare: i have no issues with tw
dare: other than that theyre racist
dare: and republican
dare: lol
Lowtax: If I see or read ANYTHING about people on my forums threatening you, I will immediately report them to the authorities
dare: well man i dont need that
dare: i just get tired of being on the permaban list
dare: for something i did when i was 15
dare: hey lowtax
dare: idc h ow this goes really
dare: u do good work
Lowtax: Okay, do you understand it was not something related to when you were 15? Have you recently posted a lot of threads with photos of private parts?
dare: this was my fav auido book as a kid
dare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itInEvqJ6H0
dare: maybe itll be of some value to u
Lowtax: thank you
dare: i think when ur 15
dare: and u get permabanned from a forum
dare: for posting an opinion of ur moms
dare: to a radical feminist
dare: it definitely impacts u
Lowtax: I can understand.
dare: well im glad we talked whatever happens
dare: thanks for the replies
Lowtax: But can you answer my previous question, if you recently posted multiple times with photos of private parts?
dare: that is not my penis
dare: if someone pretending to be dare
dare: maybe with a rootkit
dare: on his computer
dare: did that
dare: then hes probably sorry
Lowtax: the purchases were made with your address and CC
dare: gently caress these hackers have gotten elite
dare: its almost like they can live with u and inject rootkits right into ur pc
dare: with a usb stick
Lowtax: Do you use any antivirus software?
dare: no
Lowtax: Why?
dare: gaming =/
Lowtax: It will not affect it.
Lowtax: I use Webroot
Lowtax: It has the lowest CPU impact
dare: i had this great military one
Lowtax: and the highest protection
dare: called tiny firewall
dare: but they stopped making it
Lowtax: Can I recommend you getting Webroot?
dare: ill get webroot
Lowtax: So you do not have to worry about hackers?
dare: but i mean if ur getting called by canadian authorities
Lowtax: You can read the reviews of it online
dare: a hacker excuse isnt gonna save me from anything
Lowtax: But it will cause you less worry
dare: well
dare: i know with tribalwar
dare: rayn just deletes the logs every 6 months
dare: and doesnt comply with record requests
dare: especially international ones
dare: but ur not rayn
dare: we had all our advertisers wiped out
Lowtax: I understand that, but I do not think that will affect your PC security once you have an antivirus program protecting it
dare: by a gay guy with hiv
dare: that got made fun of
dare: he reported it to the advertisers
dare: nuked the websites income
dare: these girls
dare: that are after me
dare: i know u love them
dare: but also
dare: they love that movie party monster
Lowtax: Okay, can I make an honest observation here, and will you listen to me and try to focus on what I'm saying?
dare: they want SA to blow up again
dare: they want the publicity
dare: yes
Lowtax: You are very unfocused. Your attention seems to be all over the place. You do not seem to be able to concentrate on one thing and stay on topic. It makes it difficult for me to help you.
dare: well
dare: thats kinda just how i am
dare: everywhere
dare: nowhere
Lowtax: I understand that, but that is a mental disorder, like ADD
dare: eh not so much
dare: i mean u can shut it off
dare: some people at least
Lowtax: But do you believe you can?
dare: i do it all the time
dare: i also turn it on too
Lowtax: Okay, but when it is turned off, are you able to understand how you act can be offputting to people?
dare: yes
Lowtax: Okay, because that is the issue here.
dare: thats fine
dare: but its an issue with goons online
dare: and solely around goons online
dare: this is y i dont care about being slashdotted
Lowtax: If you are able to follow the rules and try very hard to be coherent and understandable, I will have no problem letting you register an account, as long as the rules are followed.
dare: thank you so much, im probably not gonna even post really.
Lowtax: That's fine, I just wanted to let you know I have no grudge against you, and I really would like things to work out for you
dare: well same to you
dare: i never had a grudge against SA
dare: i only want to see it grow
dare: but i mean
dare: i dont want to be SA's wicker man
dare: who would?
Lowtax: But you have to understand, from my point of view, how you have been disruptive in the past.
dare: let the cards fall where they may
dare: anyway i have one strange question
dare: and i figure because this is real life
dare: and ive been injured over internet drama
dare: i just want this one answer
dare: in 08
dare: ppl told me u married a girl who claimed to be Gateway from tribes shifter
dare: was this all made up
dare: have u ever been involved with a woman that was a tribes 1 player? specifically the shifter mod
Lowtax: Nope
dare: internet trolls
Lowtax: People were lying to you to take advantage of your mental state
dare: glad i skipped that one
dare: ya
dare: i avoided that
dare: glad i avoided lf too
Lowtax: I have never played Tribes
dare: most likely ill just be avoiding sa again
dare: well check it out sometime
dare: ill give u a beta key to midair if i ever get any more in the future
dare: anyway thanks for the talk
Lowtax: I'm inviting you to join and feel free to be a member of the SA community, I will keep your identitiy anonymous, I'm just asking that you try to follow the rules and be cognizant of what you're posting.
dare: do u mean u want my content
dare: because i can just email u that
dare: lol
Lowtax: Content?
dare: well i mean
dare: i have a whole socialize esports platform
dare: bernie sanders unionization
dare: it requires a lot of articling
dare: im not a comedian tho
dare: if ppl laugh @ me thats fine
Lowtax: No no no, I mean you may join and post whatever you would like to post, as long as it does not violate the rules. I will not tell people who you are and will keep your identity a secret.
dare: o thank you
dare: its hard to not get recognized when ur me tho
Lowtax: I understand that, that is why I was attempting to point out how you interact with people and how they respond
dare: well
dare: we also have to kind of be critical of how goons goon
dare: especially
dare: the young ones
Lowtax: agreed
dare: i mean
dare: i have nothing against u
Lowtax: I am not saying anybody is to blame
dare: or ur team
dare: but some of these kids man
dare: they took this poo poo into irl
dare: from a young young age
dare: and not in the good burning man way
Lowtax: No doxing is allowed on SA
dare: i hate doxxing anyway
Lowtax: and if anybody threatens you with it, let me know and I will permaban them
dare: im a public figure because ive been doxxed so much
dare: idc what u do with my first and last name lowtax lol
dare: probably could only be slightly worse than the thread tags on tw
Lowtax: I dont hold grudges against people.
dare: anyway go make ur $ i like what u do
dare: i never had an issue with SA just catholic school clique jocks (who appropriated nerd culture)
dare: pushed it into class war
Lowtax: understandable
dare: anyway thank u for the kind werds
dare: u have my 10 bux anytime
dare: and if my name helps u
dare: use it
dare: even if its dare is a scary rapist
Lowtax: I will not use your name
dare: well whatever happens thank u for the talk. i gotta get off the pc now tho.
Lowtax: Just please understand that I will respect you as long as you respect the forum rules.
dare: ill try to respect the forum rules to the t
Lowtax: Sure thing, good luck friend
dare: bye lowtax
Lowtax: goodbye
dare is now Offline.
Then the first thing he does is register a new account and says "I lie a lot" and begins his insane word salad poo poo. I banned him, and he messaged me and started ranting about how Goons beat him up with pipes and bragged about it and the cops are on my payroll so I blocked him and gave up.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you want to encourage effortposting, I recommend positive reinforcement. Making rules against"bad" posts will only discourage people from posting altogether, whereas rewarding and recognizing good posts has proven results.

I don't know if you recall, but the period when Gnarly was having weekly posting contests saw the longest continuous string of goldmined threads I've seen in my admittedly short time here. Every week there were two or three amazing sticky threads and a lot of great stuff was happening. Gnarlyhotep gets a lot of poo poo but the numbers don't lie and he oversaw a GBS Renaissance.

The reward doesn't have to be anything big, it can be something as small as an AV change or even just recognition. Creative types love recognition and if you offer it to them they will work themselves to death to get it.

This will, of course require some effort from the mods beyond probating and banning people.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Lowtax posted:

Okay, it turns out "y troll" was, in fact, Dare. I should say this surprises me, but honestly it doesn't. I tried to talk and reason with him yesterday but his train of thought is just... Jesus, I cannot describe it.

Then the first thing he does is register a new account and says "I lie a lot" and begins his insane word salad poo poo. I banned him, and he messaged me and started ranting about how Goons beat him up with pipes and bragged about it and the cops are on my payroll so I blocked him and gave up.

Xanei.exe posted:

"well at least I'm not that guy."

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
thats all normal

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Holy hell. What goes on in the world that is Dare's mind?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Wamdoodle posted:

Holy hell. What goes on in the world that is Dare's mind?

A whole lot of nothing, I imagine.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Applewhite posted:

If you want to encourage effortposting, I recommend positive reinforcement. Making rules against"bad" posts will only discourage people from posting altogether, whereas rewarding and recognizing good posts has proven results.

I don't know if you recall, but the period when Gnarly was having weekly posting contests saw the longest continuous string of goldmined threads I've seen in my admittedly short time here. Every week there were two or three amazing sticky threads and a lot of great stuff was happening. Gnarlyhotep gets a lot of poo poo but the numbers don't lie and he oversaw a GBS Renaissance.

The reward doesn't have to be anything big, it can be something as small as an AV change or even just recognition. Creative types love recognition and if you offer it to them they will work themselves to death to get it.

This will, of course require some effort from the mods beyond probating and banning people.

What happened with Gnarly anyway? I started posting in GBS around that time then stopped for a while. Then saw he was banned.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I have a question. When did "robocop" become an insult? Robocop killed a lot of people and shot that one dude in the dick. And he did cool stuff with his gun and said poo poo like "dead or alive, you're coming with me." Basically Robocop was super cool and using it as a bad thing seems stupid to me? But I guess a lot of the people who use it like that also use a thing from the Matrix to justify them being angry pathetic virgins or something? I dunno man, doesn't make sense.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Vince MechMahon posted:

I have a question. When did "robocop" become an insult? Robocop killed a lot of people and shot that one dude in the dick. And he did cool stuff with his gun and said poo poo like "dead or alive, you're coming with me." Basically Robocop was super cool and using it as a bad thing seems stupid to me? But I guess a lot of the people who use it like that also use a thing from the Matrix to justify them being angry pathetic virgins or something? I dunno man, doesn't make sense.

It's a forum censor for the word "s.j.w."

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Jack Trades posted:

It's a forum censor for the word "s.j.w."

That makes much more sense.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
sell good SA merchandise

have a patreon

Also change is fine but try and strike a balance between a social justice safespace hellhole where any joke is met with 5x as much outrage and everyone is expected to have D&D without the citations and a complete shitpost wilderness.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Wamdoodle posted:

What happened with Gnarly anyway? I started posting in GBS around that time then stopped for a while. Then saw he was banned.

He's still around, but he's hung up the badge.
He's just Gnarly, regular citizen now.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Fat Shat Sings posted:

sell good SA merchandise

have a patreon

Also change is fine but try and strike a balance between a social justice safespace hellhole where any joke is met with 5x as much outrage and everyone is expected to have D&D without the citations and a complete shitpost wilderness.

I would buy the poo poo out of/design SA merchandise for days.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Lowtax posted:

It's pretty cool because people would constantly tell me SA was successful despite me, not because of me, and so I distanced myself from it and here we are. There's no sense of "community" anymore, there's no sense of pride anymore, and it makes me kinda sad because in the first few years of its creation, people would make friends, show effort, and actually be proud the content on these forums they created was the best out there. Now effort is viewed as a bad thing, saying anything positive about the forums is a bad thing, being associated with other goons is a bad thing, etc etc.

I dunno, maybe its because this site is approaching its 17th anniversary and communities aren't designed or able to last that long on the internet, and the "newness / difference" feeling has faded away long ago, but drastic changes are going to be made around here to try to bring some sense of this all back.

Honestly, I would say go for it with a purge and moving back to old-school GBS rules. As you said yourself, you're not making much money off this site anymore, and while you'd most likely get a pretty big exodus of users, a large chunk of them would be the same ironic whitenoise chucklefucks you're trying to reduce anyway, and eventually the userbase will start increasing again when people realize that SA is once again a site where you can post more than a paragraph on a subject you like without 10 people going "lol nice effortpost" or posting that krusty picture.

If you were rolling in income from running SA, it would make sense to try to ease into rule changes and such, but all things considered, if you hate what the site has become, and it's not even that profitable anymore, then take it back! Would you rather have 10,000 users in an 80/20 split between shitposters and people who actually contribute, or 2,000 users composed almost entirely of people who can put full sentences together and go more than 3 posts without saying "lol cuck" or "goku" or whatever?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lowtax posted:

Okay, it turns out "y troll" was, in fact, Dare. I should say this surprises me, but honestly it doesn't. I tried to talk and reason with him yesterday but his train of thought is just... Jesus, I cannot describe it.

:words:

Then the first thing he does is register a new account and says "I lie a lot" and begins his insane word salad poo poo. I banned him, and he messaged me and started ranting about how Goons beat him up with pipes and bragged about it and the cops are on my payroll so I blocked him and gave up.

holy poo poo :stare:

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
SA Forum Purge 2016: Whitenoise Reckoning

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


bradzilla posted:

holy poo poo :stare:

I thought it was pretty well-established that he is in fact legitimately mentally ill?

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I don't think the solution to fixing an apparently dying forum is a mass purge. If you're going to do that at least balance it like Applewhite said with rewarding good posts.

I dunno, I've been here a long time and it's different than it used to be but so is the entire internet. There's nothing that's going to bring the forums back to what they were like from 99-05 other than a time machine but figuring out a way to reward creativity and content creation would go a long way imo.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Sir_Charles posted:

I don't think the solution to fixing an apparently dying forum is a mass purge. If you're going to do that at least balance it like Applewhite said with rewarding good posts.

I dunno, I've been here a long time and it's different than it used to be but so is the entire internet. There's nothing that's going to bring the forums back to what they were like from 99-05 other than a time machine but figuring out a way to reward creativity and content creation would go a long way imo.

IMO a good way to reward creativity in this context is to crack down on ironic shitposting and white noise. I've seen tons of threads that started as earnest discussions of whatever, and almost immediately devolved into a ton of people either posting complete nonsequitors in the usual whitenoise style, or even worse people just posting to say things like "this is a lovely thing to talk about" or "nice effortpost loser" and the like.

The creativity and content is still there, it's just drowning in a sea of people who think the peak of hilarity is making GBS threads on every "effortpost" they see.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

drunk asian neighbor posted:

I thought it was pretty well-established that he is in fact legitimately mentally ill?

He is dangerously unhinged at the very least, or almost constantly in the midst of an almost complete schizophrenic break from reality, complete with gang stalking and other hallucinations

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Also holy lol lowtax you are so patient with him

funny song about politics
Feb 11, 2002
I've watched GBS evolve over many years into what it is today, and I actually quite like the current tone. It would be nice if effortposts weren't immediately poo poo on, but I think the current mix of medium effort/low effort/white noise does strike a pretty funny balance.

I think we're essentially in the position of many small towns across the country who have had to reconfigure themselves after the initial boom of whatever industry made them popular in the first place. That is, stable, safe, full of people who would never dream of moving, but with a declining population that's getting older and older on average. We should try to import some refugees from other forums that are in the midst of collapsing, an infusion of people would be a real help.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

drunk asian neighbor posted:

IMO a good way to reward creativity in this context is to crack down on ironic shitposting and white noise. I've seen tons of threads that started as earnest discussions of whatever, and almost immediately devolved into a ton of people either posting complete nonsequitors in the usual whitenoise style, or even worse people just posting to say things like "this is a lovely thing to talk about" or "nice effortpost loser" and the like.

The creativity and content is still there, it's just drowning in a sea of people who think the peak of hilarity is making GBS threads on every "effortpost" they see.

Actually a good reward for creativity in this context is an actual reward.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Sir_Charles posted:

I don't think the solution to fixing an apparently dying forum is a mass purge. If you're going to do that at least balance it like Applewhite said with rewarding good posts.

I dunno, I've been here a long time and it's different than it used to be but so is the entire internet. There's nothing that's going to bring the forums back to what they were like from 99-05 other than a time machine but figuring out a way to reward creativity and content creation would go a long way imo.

I think a balance of rewarding quality content whilst purging the shitposting fuckups would go a long way. As mentioned earlier, quality posters over quantity is far more ideal.

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Fat Shat Sings posted:

have a patreon

Not so much this, but start a gofundme/kickstarter to pay for a coder to do poo poo that needs doing and to implement some of the good suggestions from the "suggest new features" thread to more straightforwardly deal with one of the problems the site has without getting into the nebulous and hard to account for world of monthly donations.

Or an official merch store, googling "somethingawful merch" comes up with a bunch of lovely cafepress type stores selling grenade logo things and awesomeface tshirts so there's got to be some kind of demand for this stuff.


Fat Shat Sings posted:

Also change is fine but try and strike a balance between a social justice safespace hellhole where any joke is met with 5x as much outrage and everyone is expected to have D&D without the citations and a complete shitpost wilderness.

Bring back Garbage Pit.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

disco volante posted:

We should try to import some refugees from other forums that are in the midst of collapsing, an infusion of people would be a real help.

Just go to reddit, the only thing SA is missing now is all the banned bigots and misogynists. Making the world a better place for people is lame.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
whatever nvm

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Sir_Charles posted:

I don't think the solution to fixing an apparently dying forum is a mass purge. If you're going to do that at least balance it like Applewhite said with rewarding good posts.

I dunno, I've been here a long time and it's different than it used to be but so is the entire internet. There's nothing that's going to bring the forums back to what they were like from 99-05 other than a time machine but figuring out a way to reward creativity and content creation would go a long way imo.

I don't think it needs to be a full purge, a wave of medium length probes for all the one or two word white noise non sequiturs would get the point across and give time for average quality to improve. No need for a good poster to get caught up and banned for posting "lol" at the wrong time.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Just go to reddit, the only thing SA is missing now is all the banned bigots and misogynists. Making the world a better place for people is lame.

No one gives a gently caress that you're triggered by people discussing terror attacks in Europe or whatever.

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