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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

MassRafTer posted:

It all rests on if he beats Hendo.

Let's not make light of sexual assault and domestic abuse pls

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gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
He's real bad

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
So is this one of the few times a UFC fighter's trainees have to take it easy on him in training so they don't knock him the gently caress out?

they should just give punk a special whistle so if a fight happens he can blow on it and they'll come help him

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Punks big issue is he pulled his punches ... The Rufus guy said he was better in episode 2

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Keg posted:

I once got drunk with a guy from The Aquabats, who opened for Rancid, so I am also CM Punk's friend.

Nice fake story bro the Aquabats are Mormon do your research

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

African AIDS cum posted:

Nice fake story bro the Aquabats are Mormon do your research

Chainsaw isn't

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

He does have good stories about spotting Tito Ortiz at a nightclub and trying to goad a blackout drunk Samoa Joe into fighting him. Even more hilarious considering he's basically done the same thing to himself but on a grander stage and completely sober.

It was Chuck.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


MassRafTer posted:

It was Chuck.
yeah cause punk kept doing his dumb hand thing and yelling "ICE MAN"

cm punk is good to have around if you're gonna get crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjwEsjiztc

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Keg posted:

"I'm fat" -- CM Punk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



African AIDS cum posted:

Nice fake story bro the Aquabats are Mormon do your research

I have a couple of Mormon friends who drink. They just don't do it around their family.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

Re: bad MMA dudes, Joe Son is definitely the biggest POS.

I mean really, who throws a shoe?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHZ8O2pI3xY

His dog is cute at least

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Lars Fredriksen appears to be wearing my friends band shirt.....so I'm CM punks friend to....

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




But did you pay for his house

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Re: bad MMA dudes, Joe Son is definitely the biggest POS.

Travis Fulton

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Fulton is pretty awful.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
As far as I know he hasn't raped anyone nor killed anyone so he's still far behind Joe Son.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Intruder posted:

Travis Fulton

I mean, I'm not going to say he's great but he does give us things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In22IW_r2iE

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I mean, I'm not going to say he's great but he does give us things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In22IW_r2iE

how have i never seen this before? the rigidity of his body before he wakes up with an expression and a scream that indicates he's seeing c'thulu. incredible.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Speaking of Punk around drunk wrestlers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6uNaeAgFxw

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYnet0q1DxY

The next episode of the Punk documentary.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I heard his wife ordered a steak well done in one of these episodes

I hope he gets brain damage

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
I'm kinda hoping he wins

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
With the strongest possible whatever it is worth proviso:

I heard CM Punk is already telling people in the gym he is hurt but can't back out. His knee, shoulder and wrist are all issues. Expect the wasn't able to train excuse if/when he loses.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

rovert posted:

With the strongest possible whatever it is worth proviso:

I heard CM Punk is already telling people in the gym he is hurt but can't back out. His knee, shoulder and wrist are all issues. Expect the wasn't able to train excuse if/when he loses.

Go gently caress yourself rovert

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Sounds like the kind of injuries every single MMA fighter has leading into a fight.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Sounds like the kind of injuries every single MMA fighter has leading into a fight.

That was my reaction too. As is those at his gym finding Punk smug.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Keg posted:

Go gently caress yourself rovert

stfu idiot

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

Keg posted:

Go gently caress yourself rovert

Dude. Not cool at all.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Noted pro wrestling Twitterer now has sources in Roufus Sport. Sure.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



rovert posted:

With the strongest possible whatever it is worth proviso:

I heard CM Punk is already telling people in the gym he is hurt but can't back out. His knee, shoulder and wrist are all issues. Expect the wasn't able to train excuse if/when he loses.

In the two years I had to prepare for this fight, I was only able to train, like... 18 months of them!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
ROVERT is like the SHADOW... HE KNOWS THE SECRET SCOOPS

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Gonna make a bold predicition here: after losing a fighter will say "no excuses, but I came into this fight injured."

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

gonna make a bold prediction: he loses, goes begging vince for one more mania payday, then fucks off to chicago for the rest of his life

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Endorph posted:

goes begging vince for one more mania payday,
Why do people seem to think Punk doesn't have as much money as he wants?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Halloween Jack posted:

Why do people seem to think Punk doesn't have as much money as he wants?

Conor McGregor taught us that a good training camp costs 300k. And that's just 3 months, and Conor was already good.

Punk must have spent 5 milli on this.

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
Big difference bringing a camp to you in loving Iceland vs showing up at an existing gym in Milwaukee.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Endorph posted:

gonna make a bold prediction: he loses, goes begging vince for one more mania payday, then fucks off to chicago for the rest of his life

There's a lot of moving parts that need to be aligned before Punk and WWE become a thing again.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Halloween Jack posted:

Why do people seem to think Punk doesn't have as much money as he wants?

what makes you think he wouldn't eventually take a wwe payday to pad the bank account?

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yeah he only got served termination notice on his wedding day, got hosed with on merch payouts, and has a defamation lawsuit going against him by WWE's medical staff. What's to keep Punk from returning to WWE?

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