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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Captain Foo posted:

jesus lomarfin' christ

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Who Killed the Lomarf Car?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Who Killed the Lomarf Car?

It got wrecked when immortan jobs died

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

lol. did u all read this thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721924

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

echinopsis posted:

read the word lomarf

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

already posted this in the 3d modeling thread but



click for the full experi
ence

neat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mate

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

echinopsis posted:

read the word lomarf

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

<3 lomarf

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

i made that but feel well and truly outdone by blortho's one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxI4MmlugAA

...lomarf

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

already posted this in the 3d modeling thread but



click for the full experi
ence

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
you can type messafes on your steering touch screen to display on your windshield

"lomarf"

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

atomicthumbs posted:

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

atomicthumbs posted:

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

atomicthumbs posted:

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

atomicthumbs posted:

[a man lies in a hospital bed, in a persistent vegetative state. the sun shines through the partly-curtained window, casting a thin ray across his blanketed chest. his nurse enters the room, opening the door, and letting in a brief snippet of conversation from outside: "lomarf." impulses travel from the man's auditory nerves, through some of the few remaining intact neural fibers in his withered brain, to his brainstem, which reacts in one of the basest reflexes in the human body, and undoubtedly one of the earliest-evolved. his mouth levers open, gratingly; it has not been moved of his own volition in a very long time. "CHOME," his body does its best to shout, in a reedy, whispery voice, disused for so many years; the nurse (whose name is Greta), startled, drops the tray she was carrying, and an ampule shatters on the ground.]

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
loving smooth

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Syncopated posted:

loving smooth

the one time in yospos you're supposed to use caps and u hosed it up

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

echinopsis posted:

read the word lomarf

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jesus mates someone just said lomarf

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
I've got Lomarf on my mind.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
When you have a very minor accident, all the windows of the entire car shatter.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Have to open itunes to listen to radio.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

gas tank doesn't fit standard pump jack, dongle is $2400

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
some days you're about to leave for work when you discover your tires have updated and are now clay pyramids

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

One day you wake up and there's a U2 cd in the tray

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
you buy the new lomarf car every year. you started out with a coupe but somehow you've ended up with an suv

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Self-driving mode UX is all centered around a photo-realistic 3d rendered model of a driver, complete with peaked cap and bow tie like some kind of 60s throwback

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

maniacdevnull posted:

One day you wake up and there's a U2 cd in the tray

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


update your e/n thread mate

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nothing to say mate

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