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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Cute coming from captain amnesty

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

paranoid randroid posted:

well on one hand, donald trump has talked about doing away with freedom of the press and suing us all for reporting on him, but on the other hand hillary clinton hurt my feelings. hey check out how many french fries i can fit up my nose!

Every time a Trump surrogate mentions to a reporter/host that Hillary doesn't do press conferences they get all hurt and start nodding in agreement. Every time.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


I hope all these fuckers get detained by ICE and tossed into a CCA detention facility for months because of a bureaucratic mistake.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/Enrique_Acevedo/status/771184530149388290

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/771189607408947200

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Maggie Haberman, While Breaking Rocks on a Trump Chain Gang: "yeah but did you see how long clinton went without doing a presser?"

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

well on one hand, donald trump has talked about doing away with freedom of the press and suing us all for reporting on him, but on the other hand hillary clinton hurt my feelings. hey check out how many french fries i can fit up my nose!

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Shut the gently caress up Paul Ryan.

We tried the better way with liberal New England Mitt Romneycare Romney and your pathetic fake fraud "policy wonk" leg-day skipping pansy rear end.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
whoa boosted calling someone a pansy. maybe this pot should turn on his monitor before commenting on the kettle.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Lol look at Nixon's Law and Order speech at the 68 convention and any other in fact and get back to me. Trump is already on record for saying things approximte to your clip, but its what is publicly said that counts. Trumo is nakedly Wallace like while Nixon was tastefully cloaked sneering.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
this election is endlessly showing every day the cowardice of the media and the depths to which they're willing to sink.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Boosted_C5 posted:

Shut the gently caress up Paul Ryan.

We tried the better way with liberal New England Mitt Romneycare Romney and your pathetic fake fraud "policy wonk" leg-day skipping pansy rear end.



At least he wore the hat you loving pissbitch.

Dick Valentine
Nov 4, 2009

"Trump violently poo poo his pants today. Just a torrent of brown liquid exploding out of his rear end, for like, hours. Meanwhile, here's a picture of Clinton with a booger peaking out of her nostril. Seems like both candidates have problems controlling their bodily functions."

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Just a quick reminder that nothing today actually really matters that much.

Polls will continue their general noise, Slate Action will post stuff that makes you want to Arzy.


Also remember that Trump can't poll above 40% basically anywhere that matters.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Like today is hilarious and terrifying for piles and piles of reasons, but its going to be a wash by Saturday.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/771190359908954114

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
has anyone said kristollnacht yet

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
list of things paul ryan can do that boosted cant
- be in society without being armed
- answer the phone without feeling crippling anxiety
- sleep without the hall light on
- wear a hat. not just the hat but any hat, because he doesnt have a web md diagnosis of "frightened hairline"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Maggie Haberman... Wait I didnt hire a Maggie Haberman here at the t'Times......! Waaaaaittt this nameplate doesnt say Haberman at all (peels off sticker on nameplate) it says MILLER!!!!!!!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
also can someone summarize the az speech

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Thump! posted:

At least he wore the hat you loving pissbitch.

LMAO

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Also I really don't understand this constant level of :byodood: about cable media. Their audience is 20 million people [maybe. Maaayyybbee] who have already made up their mind anyways.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Boosted_C5 posted:

Shut the gently caress up Paul Ryan.

We tried the better way with liberal New England Mitt Romneycare Romney and your pathetic fake fraud "policy wonk" leg-day skipping pansy rear end.

Wife's got ya' in the woodshed again, huh Boosted?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

Remember all those crazy speeches he did during the primary?

That, but more on point, and more screaming.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

There is a 100% chance this kid tortures small animals

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Shageletic posted:

Lol look at Nixon's Law and Order speech at the 68 convention and any other in fact and get back to me. Trump is already on record for saying things approximte to your clip, but its what is publicly said that counts. Trumo is nakedly Wallace like while Nixon was tastefully cloaked sneering.

Yeah I am well aware of your point. You realize that is Trump's appeal?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

"deport and kill all the browns"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

Mr. Mexico, build that wall.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

You ain't right if you ain't white.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

The trolling levels........ they're over 9000!!! -4chan, probably

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

1930s germany speech, only "immigrants" instead of "jews".

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/politico/status/771191368907526145

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
https://twitter.com/MattMackowiak/status/771191444103049222

:eyepop:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

David Duke found it to be tremendously satisfying.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech


He decided to read Arizona SB 1070 aloud, and said he would go further

(not really, but basically)

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

uncurable mlady posted:

also can someone summarize the az speech

extreme, extreme, extreme vetting

a dozen moms who had family members killed by immigrants and are now fascist chesspieces

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/politico/status/771191363689811968

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

Like today is hilarious and terrifying for piles and piles of reasons, but its going to be a wash by Saturday.

The only thing worth noting was that slpc report because while plenty of people were callimg its still incredibly horrendous to see confirmed.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I didn't watch it, but the ideological purity testing is new, right?

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Also I really don't understand this constant level of :byodood: about cable media. Their audience is 20 million people [maybe. Maaayyybbee] who have already made up their mind anyways.

It's hard to get exact numbers on cable media viewership because hundreds of its watchers die of old age every night

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