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grumplestiltzkin posted:That's why formula one drivers can take hairpins a insane speeds. And take chicanes side by side at insane speeds.
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Dex posted:http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/08/31/irish-people-under-the-impression-government-would-spend-apples-e13bn-on-them/ Still not as bad as when David Cameron and Angela Merkel declared the necessity of austerity measures during a banquet with solid gold dinnerware while sitting on literal golden thrones. He actually said "Austerity should last for ever and Britain should get used to it" before sipping $10,000 wine from his crystal goblet. 
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That tiny golden statue just hanging out on the table in front of the bored aristocrat.
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The look on that guy on the right is just loving perfect.
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So, as an American, I feel compelled to ask this: why are they sitting on thrones? I mean, they do look pretty comfortable and all, but thrones? Even if they weren't talking about austerity, I mean, thrones...seriously?
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Azathoth posted:So, as an American, I feel compelled to ask this: why are they sitting on thrones? I mean, they do look pretty comfortable and all, but thrones? Even if they weren't talking about austerity, I mean, thrones...seriously? ~~TRADITION~~
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Azathoth posted:So, as an American, I feel compelled to ask this: why are they sitting on thrones? I mean, they do look pretty comfortable and all, but thrones? Even if they weren't talking about austerity, I mean, thrones...seriously? That's an event in the City of London, which is older than the country of England, and has been accumulating wealth and power since the Emperor Hadrian; ostentatiousness is kind of their thing.
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I think a better question is, why have the people not risen up as one and eaten them yet
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I think a better question is, why have the people not risen up as one and eaten them yet I mean, yeah. Where is the 1% Assassin? (I'm copyrighting and trademarking that name, back off pretenders)
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I mean, yeah. They seek him here, they seek him there ....
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http://bc.ctvnews.ca/man-strips-naked-washes-with-milk-after-spraying-bear-spray-in-pants-1.3053326 posted:Man strips naked, washes with milk after spraying bear spray in pants
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Wow, those police are right cunts. You investigated the spray pattern? The man was uncooperative? No poo poo.
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Platystemon posted:Wow, those police are right cunts. The dude reported that he'd been the victim of a crime so they had to investigate. quote:The man told police he had been attacked by three unknown men
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The dude reported that he'd been the victim of a crime so they had to investigate. The article doesn’t explicitly say who called the police. I assumed it was someone else calling about a naked man at 2 a.m., but you may be right—the paper probably would have mentioned a third party. “Oh, BTW, three other people were also bear‐sprayed in the same town on the same night” is pretty  . Is that sort of thing common in Canada?
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Platystemon posted:The article doesn’t explicitly say who called the police. I assumed it was someone else calling about a naked man at 2 a.m., but you may be right—the paper probably would have mentioned a third party. Probably yeah, Canada are known for bears.
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The first man most likely was the assaulter of the second group, which is why he got bear mace on his dick when he shoved the can back down his pants.
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Oh man I just remembered a thing. So, back when I was in high school, they had us do some kind of big research project in the final year. It was meant to give us a better understanding of how the scientific method works, and it had to be about subjects relating to at least two classes you took. For instance, lots of kids did some kind of neat physics experiment and wrote a report about the physics and maths and that covered the two classes. Me and my project buddies decided to try something different: we'd research if and how it's possible to make a neat science demo class for primary schoolers. So we thought up some chem and physics experiments that could be done safely by 11-yo's, and arranged to try it out in a primary school. The experiment I came up with was about simple acid-base chemistry. I used classic red cabbage juice as an indicator (the stuff turns bright red in the presence of acid, blue in the presence of base), so I asked my mom to cook a cabbage and collect the juice in a bottle for me. I also grabbed some household goods as safe acids and bases: vinegar, lemon, baking soda, detergent. Everything went well, the kids were playing around a bit with the stuff I brought, they did the little tests I had put on a sheet for them and answered their questions, until we got to the last question. "What happens when you first add an acid to the indicator, and then add a base?" The intended answer was of course that the colour changes to red and then back to purple/blue. But, the kids decided to grab vinegar and baking soda. In case you don't know, the reaction of those two produces a lot of gas, a lot of bubbling. Good mix for launching a bottle rocket. Anyway, they were working with open beakers so there weren't any explosions, but the bubbling caused the mixture to flow everywhere, over this kid's school desk we were doing the experiment on. We cleaned it up the best we could - but guess what, the smell of several-day-old cabbage juice cannot be removed by scrubbing. I felt kinda sorry for that kid because she had to spend the rest of her school year at a desk that smelled like old cabbages.
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A woman pulls her car in front of a garbage truck and then LOSES HER poo poo because the garbage truck hit her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUsJ6BRJPrc I think she chased after the truck and pulled in front of it to stop it because he didn't pick up all her trash? He was contracted to pick up four bags but she put five out so he left one. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The same nebulous 'something! anything!' people demand be done when there's any kind of shooting. Damned if they know what it is, but there needs to be something done!  The answer is gun control, but you can't say that in our country or the gun-humping morons start hooting and flinging poo poo around.
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So do you want the cinema to provide free kevlar with every large popcorn, or
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Just distribute one gun to each person who buys a ticket as they enter the theater. More guns means more safety.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Just distribute one gun to each person who buys a ticket as they enter the theater. Well to be fair, if the guy is standing at the front of the theatre, everyone would have a good shot at him. 200 people vs. 1? They might hit him!
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U.T. Raptor posted:
That's just as nebulous as "something" really. Ask 100 people what they think gun control means and you'll get 100 different answers.
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Why don't they just not let people into the theatre if they're wearing a tactical vest+grenades+AR15 strapped to their back?
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Ak Gara posted:Why don't they just not let people into the theatre if they're wearing a tactical vest+grenades+AR15 strapped to their back? Are you volunteering to stop them?
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Pull up Thread! Pull up! Besides, the bear spray incident in Canada is because of gun control. Instead of guns, people use bear spray as a weapon. That said, using it as a weapon can lead to charges of assault with a weapon and carrying a concealed weapon. It is illegal to carry a product designed for personal protection against a human attack, according to the Criminal Code of Canada. This includes brass knuckles, tasers, and spring loaded batons.
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Baby's first Mate tea! https://i.imgur.com/fe8Si0Z.gifv
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A woman pulls her car in front of a garbage truck and then LOSES HER poo poo because the garbage truck hit her Haha this is really something. The way she moves and gestures is great. I also like that at the beginning you're like "hahaha this chick is nuts" then the last quarter of the video happens and it becomes apparent that she actually is crazy.
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Dillbag posted:RCMP spokesman Cpl. Don Wrigglesworth So is this the most Canadian name on earth or what
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Rough Lobster posted:Haha this is really something. The way she moves and gestures is great. I also like that at the beginning you're like "hahaha this chick is nuts" then the last quarter of the video happens and it becomes apparent that she actually is crazy. Some one needs to make a gif of her doing the chicken impression and rolling around on the verge. It's like a comedy skit.
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Jippa posted:Some one needs to make a gif of her doing the chicken impression and rolling around on the verge. It's like a comedy skit. It's so absurd that it's hard to take at face value. I would not be surprised at all if it turns out to be a fake viral attempt. On the other hand, crazy is as crazy does. .
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wayfinder posted:Baby's first Mate tea! That's literally the same colour / texture as the ground they're sitting on.  Is 'mate tea' where you just scoop up some dirt and grass, and stick a straw in it? I mean I've seen some health shops do pretty much that but...
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Gorilla Salad posted:Still not as bad as when David Cameron and Angela Merkel declared the necessity of austerity measures during a banquet with solid gold dinnerware while sitting on literal golden thrones. LOL, loving England, sometimes I forget they still have actual real life hereditary aristocracy
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wayfinder posted:Baby's first Mate tea! Ahahahah this is great Also to the guy asking about what mate is, here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(beverage) What you expect from this gif is that the baby is gonna be blown away by how bitter and caffeine-rich it is, because this stuff is fairly intensely bitter. My Uruguayan neighbor always wanders around with some in her little gourd cup, pushing it at me because she says it's good for the body and spirit and man NO go away, can't take it.
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Another good moment in SchadenFIFA. BECKENBAUER  http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37246543 quote:Swiss prosecutors have opened a criminal investigation into German football legend Franz Beckenbauer and three others over Germany's bid for the 2006 World Cup.
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