MooCowlian posted:

That's what I said?

MooCowlian posted:

That's what I said?

The issue was that the spreadsheet was reporting a little over half the XP I ought to get given I was getting 24 xp every 21 seconds. I wanted to know if I was using the spreadsheets wrong or if the calculation was busted.

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16:52:20 Baka added 484 Potatoes to Seaside Storage.
16:53:13 Senso removed 400 Basil Leaves from Alchemy/Gathering.
17:01:23 Xerol : woo taters
17:07:57 fvicodin : What's taters, precious?
17:08:18 * fvicodin impersonates Gollum *
17:08:47 oldskool : it's a vegeble
17:09:49 CoffeeAmin : Gollum was actually the first house elf, whose master made him immortal. So if Sam or Frodo had just given him like a sock or something that whole business would have been solved.
17:10:01 LuckyGuy : it's an edible battery
17:12:18 bmoonSA : Damnit hitler, https://www.youtube.com
17:13:47 CoffeeAmin : What, you didn't know that Middle Earth is non-fiction?
17:14:32 CoffeeAmin : Wait, no. Potter is actually a sequel to it.
17:17:43 DivineCoffeeBinge : Actually Tolkien was a wizard. His Middle-Earth books were elaborate propaganda designed to keep the Muggles from asking questions about the world's true magical history.
17:18:31 DivineCoffeeBinge : Wizards are behind every conspiracy theory on earth, you know. CRUCIATUS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
17:18:52 CoffeeAmin : So is Potter a way for the Magical world to announce that they exist to the Muggle world?
17:19:16 CoffeeAmin : (yes, it is)
17:20:02 DivineCoffeeBinge : Rowling is a renegade wizard who tried to rip aside the veil of secrecy and was punished for it, that's why no one reads her later books because the talent got magicked out of her
17:22:34 bmoonSA : This is bad
17:22:51 bmoonSA : I mean it could turn out to something religious
17:22:54 CoffeeAmin : I thought it was that she wrote the first of the sequel series as a loving play or musical or some dumb poo poo
17:22:57 bmoonSA : Think of it like this: The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it acts like the last one never happened.
17:23:07 bmoonSA : There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet.
17:23:12 bmoonSA : Jews like the first movie, but ignored the sequels.
17:23:17 bmoonSA : Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third one doesn’t count.
17:23:21 bmoonSA : Muslims think the third one was the best.
17:23:25 bmoonSA : Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.
17:23:35 bmoonSA : You lot are the Mormons
17:23:37 DivineCoffeeBinge : Yeah but in the Qu'ran Jesus has way more awesome adventures
17:23:59 DivineCoffeeBinge : Like when Timothy Zahn wrote those Star Wars novels
17:24:03 CoffeeAmin : Well the Quran is more of a rewrite of both the Torah and New Testament
17:24:54 DivineCoffeeBinge : Dude made birds out of clay and breathed life into them
17:25:03 DivineCoffeeBinge : Which is kinda like introducing Mara Jade
17:26:45 CoffeeAmin : But is this as bad as completely rewriting the plot to Dark Forces? And renaming it Rogue One?
17:27:05 CoffeeAmin : Not that I really care, because RO looks loving amazing so far
17:27:59 DivineCoffeeBinge : No see that's what the Mormons do, by ignoring the Qu'ran's Expanded Universe and going off to write their own 'official' canon
17:28:58 DivineCoffeeBinge : In this metaphor the Jews are the people who say Return of the Jedi sucked because of all the stupid Muppets and that everyone should stop watching after Empire
17:29:13 CoffeeAmin : No, the Quran is the off in the toolies canon. At least the LDS acknowledges a bunch of the NT stuff, even if they ignore most of it.
17:29:19 DivineCoffeeBinge : Or maybe the people who won't buy the DVDs because they care whether Han shot first, it's a flexible metaphor
17:29:55 CoffeeAmin : The DVD thing is funny because the special features disc had the theatrical cut.
17:33:37 CoffeeAmin : It's really too bad that more Hindu mythology hasn't made it to anywhere near Western Mainstream. They have some crazy poo poo going on.

Wooze posted:

Grushdeva posted:

In as Grushdeva, invite me?

Roflex posted:

If you wanna invite non-goon friends to join the guild I think we generally came to a "sure why not whatever" conclusion when I asked around so here's the deal:

-1 Guest per Goon
-Must post in the thread
-They will be on the shortest of leashes with regards to intentionally stirring up poo poo (in world or whatever) and we will cut them loose at the first sign of trouble.

Chunjee posted:

I'm floored. You guys have friends?

Grushdeva posted:

Btw I vouch for Elaret, a non goon, to be invited to the guild

Horking Delight posted:

Fun fact: cider still doesn't work.

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15:28:05 darrens SP : i asked grumpy about it last night game time
15:28:27 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : technically it's nighttime game time now
15:28:54 Kamaki ~worms~ : says daytime on my screen?
15:28:57 darrens SP : yesterday i meant sorry for the misunderstanding lol
15:29:01 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : what's 15:28 in simpleton time
15:29:13 Kamaki ~worms~ : mid afternoon, charles
15:29:21 darrens SP : 3:28 pm
15:29:34 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : so 9 hours will be midnight
15:29:44 darrens SP : my mom could never figure out the army time either
15:29:59 Kamaki ~worms~ : it's gmt...
15:30:08 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : yes you and your mom all day everyday
15:30:36 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : is incest legal in Canada or something?
15:31:05 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : Canadians the basement dwellers
15:31:34 Cerepol : 15:30:58 You are now character level 19.
15:31:40 Kamaki ~worms~ : ...that's a really weird thing to say...
15:32:01 Hexasodium Slumber : it's UTC
15:32:09 darrens SP : at leas i know what is on charles mind every minute of the day
15:32:29 Kamaki ~worms~ : and zulu, and gmt (not summer).
15:32:55 Kamaki ~worms~ : here darrens, have some brain bleach, it'll help wash the Charles out of your head
15:34:05 Hexasodium Slumber : the game use to be on Eastern Standard Time, but daylight savings got annoying so it was switched to UTC
15:34:05 darrens SP : gmt kamaki... do you refer to grenech mean time there
15:34:21 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : seriously quit bitching about America and get your old rear end out of your mom's basement you human being add Canadian bitch
15:34:53 [GM] Gix muted Charles Bukowski for 105 minutes for obscene language and harassment.

Kluliss posted:

He was around at the beginning of the event and went 'hmm' and then got even grumpier when people pointed out that cider doesn't work, and hosed off back to his offline life. Which would be fine if he had anyone as backup to sort things out when he wasn't there. Never met a game like this that only had one person capable of playing god...

MooCowlian posted:

Good Job Charles.

MooCowlian posted:

Good Job Charles.

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19:22:08 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : finally was able to trade SBs to *** for credits in another game.(ban me)
19:24:18 Charles Bukowski Outlaw : I'm going to log out now while if I log in in a week that means someone didn't report me

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19:34:35 [GM] Gix : I'll pass that along for you, Charles.
19:36:14 [GM] Gix : Reminder of a new rule: If anybody is caught attempting to trade in-game items for anything outside of the game (including but not limited to items and currencies in other games), their account will be banned.

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07:02:10 DELGRAD M.A.D. : No offence was taken on my part. I do not want to mix BUSINESS with pleasure. My businees is religion on youtube,. Mixing that with here could cause so big ptroblems as I do not holed conventionalviewws.

Virigoth posted:

They didn't ban him. Calling it.

Roflex posted:

Cider's up.

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22:54:08 [GM] Gix warned Gomez for an unspecified reason.
22:54:20 [GM] Gix warned mordaq the cutest kitty for an unspecified reason.
22:54:22 [GM] Gix : Please take your erp to whispers.

Coffeehitler posted:

Basically nothing happened, Gix has just been informed on furries I think .

Virigoth posted:

lol is Gix one of us?