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shame we'll never see Rousey vs. Harambe
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Sep 1, 2016 19:47
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Moridin can I have your expert opinion on this Real Street Fight https://youtu.be/uxkr4wS7XqY
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Sep 1, 2016 19:47
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Rousey was good at one thing and when that became not enough to win she quit. It's like that kid that was super good at cherry bombs in tetherball, but once people started standing far enough away to bounce it back they lost and threw a temper tantrum and cried and said they thought about killing themselves on national TV because thats just what people do.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:48
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Al Cowens posted:...who are you talking about the people going 'ohoho HONOR and BUSHIDO CODE hohoho'
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Sep 1, 2016 19:49
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She got choked out as a baby or whatever, born with the cord around the neck and suffered from hypoxia, and sustained permanent brain damage and couldn't say words until she was like 4 or something. Fortunately this braindamage also gave her superpowers and she became the best female fighter on the planet
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Sep 1, 2016 19:52
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beep by grandpa posted:Holly reached out with both hands to touch gloves right before the fight started, ronda turned her back to her (to the crowd's amazement) then holly went "hm oh well" and beat the living poo poo out of her for 8mins then did a sick as hell backflip over ronda's miserably disgraced dead body It was pretty loving delicious
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Sep 1, 2016 20:26
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Moridin920 posted:the people going 'ohoho HONOR and BUSHIDO CODE hohoho' I feel that this thread has strayed too far from its original purpose which was Mordin talking about how a ninja would win all UFC fights, which is clearly wrong as the strict japanese honour code would never allow a master of any fighting art to sully his name in such a moronic contest.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:32
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hitchensgoespop posted:I feel that this thread has strayed too far from its original purpose which was Mordin talking about how a ninja would win all UFC fights ill paypal you a dollar if you find a post of mine saying that
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Sep 1, 2016 20:33
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you're gonna re-read all my lovely posts to try and get it, too
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Sep 1, 2016 20:33
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Moridin920 posted:you're gonna re-read all my lovely posts to try and get it, too Hoyl hsit
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Sep 1, 2016 20:39
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Moridin920 posted:you're gonna re-read all my lovely posts to try and get it, too I want this to happen because it's still the best part of this thread Fake edit: I thought we established that you should just find and kill the person you're scheduled to fight in UFC as soon as you find out what the card is using a gun while hiding in the bushes because lol honor Edit: actually that would be cool, basically two people get a license to kill one another and that is the only rule and you film it and take bets on whether unemployed couch cheeto gun range guy can out kill office accountant weekend crossbow hunting enthusiast doctor 7 fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Sep 1, 2016 20:40
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Jesus. The implication of what Moridin said is in the ring a ninja would lose, but out of the ring a ninja would win because the MMA fighter wouldn't know the fight was happening until a poisoned blow dart landed in their neck. Which is so obviously true that it almost doesn't need to be said, and yet the video exists.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:41
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doctor 7 posted:I want this to happen because it's still the best part of this thread drat. Sounds like the Running Man. The short story, not the movie.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:46
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If fighting in the octagon, an MMA fighter would win over a toddler. Outside the octagon though, the toddler would win because the MMA fighter would be in prison for a decade.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:49
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Germstore posted:Jesus. The implication of what Moridin said is in the ring a ninja would lose, but out of the ring a ninja would win because the MMA fighter wouldn't know the fight was happening until a poisoned blow dart landed in their neck. Which is so obviously true that it almost doesn't need to be said, and yet the video exists. I know I could probably defeat Brock Lesnar if I knew he we were going to fight, and set up a bomb in his car so he blows up on the way to the gym to work out, QED
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Sep 1, 2016 20:59
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ElGroucho posted:I know I could probably defeat Brock Lesnar if I knew he we were going to fight, and set up a bomb in his car so he blows up on the way to the gym to work out, QED now youre getting it
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Sep 1, 2016 21:08
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Germstore posted:....and yet the video exists. Which video? I honestly though that ninjas didn't even exist and were dreamt up by the marketing team for GI Joe in the early 80s
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Sep 1, 2016 21:11
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Blacktoll posted:Moridin can I have your expert opinion on this Real Street Fight I didn't think it was very realistic at all until they gouged out his eye, then it got even more real when they got the second one, and the ending is like the realest thing ever filmed like recording that for posterity might as well be the entire reason for film to exist
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Sep 1, 2016 21:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHzzqmbyUQ
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Sep 1, 2016 21:25
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Well, it's based on modern ninjas but I'm no expert.
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Sep 1, 2016 21:25
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I remember when Ronda Rousey beat up then later hosed Turtle in the "Entourage" movie.
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Sep 1, 2016 21:41
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 But really, the whole fight should be a gif.
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Sep 1, 2016 21:43
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doctor 7 posted:I dunno why goons think that having respect for your opponent and expressing this in a competitive sport is this weird thing. who made this argument? scrolling through this page it was me and another dude who said ronda was lame as hell for not touching gloves like a dumbass baby. I always like it when dudes, seconds after the fight has officially begun, fist bump before they start trading blows :-]
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Sep 1, 2016 23:07
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No sonic the hedgehogs in my dojo
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Sep 1, 2016 23:19
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Ha ha very funny, I don't loving deal with filth that don't respect the 'hog. Welcome to my ignore list, buddy, population: YOU.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:27
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I feel like Ronda got set up for failure as part of a heartless marketing scheme, although you can't feel too bad for someone who breaks arms for a living
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Sep 1, 2016 23:27
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Keg posted:Shemale is a really transphobic thing to call her, but basically a white transgendered woman after being on HRT for years has less testosterone than a cis woman and the bone density of a black woman LoL I'm not typing all that. Why don't you call it whitetransgeneredwomanphobic then ? It's either shemale or tranny I don't wish to offend but my sex is described in 3 letters. I'm not going to research for an hour to figure out the least offensive thing to call someone who cut his dick off. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 2, 2016 00:14
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ElGroucho posted:I know I could probably defeat Brock Lesnar if I knew he we were going to fight, and set up a bomb in his car so he blows up on the way to the gym to work out, QED No, a bomb would just make him angry. 
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Sep 2, 2016 00:56
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It was cringeworthy from the start. Everyone was just waiting for the hammer to drop and boy did it ever.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:59
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Say Nothing posted:No, a bomb would just make him angry. I can't believe this guy was doing steroids
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Sep 2, 2016 01:01
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Brock isn't even that big compared to wsm competitors. I'd like to watch a steroids league with dudes like hapthor fighting. He's a solid 120lb heavier than a juiced up Brock.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:22
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jonathan posted:Brock isn't even that big compared to wsm competitors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkL-bAH8H4
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Sep 2, 2016 01:25
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Rotunda Rousey
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Sep 2, 2016 01:27
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Decrepus posted:Rotunda Rousey This is a quality joke.
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I've watched a few MMA fights in my day, but I know jack poo poo about actual fighting and techniques. And I'll be honest, a leaf falling from a tree onto my head almost gives me a concussion, so a question... When a dude throws an elbow into some guy's face or is doing the ol' elbow-strike-to-the-head-over-and-over move, how are they avoiding shattering their own elbows or hitting their funny bones?
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:I've watched a few MMA fights in my day, but I know jack poo poo about actual fighting and techniques. And I'll be honest, a leaf falling from a tree onto my head almost gives me a concussion, so a question... Elbows are harder than most other bones and if they hit their funny bone there's enough adrenalin pumping through them that they wouldn't notice. Sort of like if you've ever run from the police and sliced your leg open hopping a fence.
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Sep 2, 2016 02:04
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:I've watched a few MMA fights in my day, but I know jack poo poo about actual fighting and techniques. And I'll be honest, a leaf falling from a tree onto my head almost gives me a concussion, so a question... From what ive seen, most fighters are throwing glancing elbows to slash the other person open, not to knock them out. The exception is downward elbows to the side of the head when clinching I guess. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Thanks for the elbow answers. I've watched UFC off and on from the very beginning. When it first arrived, it was a total novelty thing and more of a "who would win between a boxer and a sumo wrestler" type setup. Matches weren't one-and-done; they were multi-round elimination matches and several people just forfeited because even though they won, they had exhausted/mauled themselves and couldn't physically go on to the next round. My favorite WTF moment from this era was the one clear-thinking boxer who came into the ring wearing a boxing glove -- as in a single glove on one hand! Needless to say, he was annihilated in short order. Good times.
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