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Keg
Sep 22, 2014

jonathan posted:

LoL I'm not typing all that. Why don't you call it whitetransgeneredwomanphobic then ? It's either shemale or tranny I don't wish to offend but my sex is described in 3 letters. I'm not going to research for an hour to figure out the least offensive thing to call someone who cut his dick off.

Both "her" and "she" are 3 letters.

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
how man beat wome?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
wtf is a hermale

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



hahahaha jesus christ

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LegoPirateNinja posted:

wtf is a hermale

opposite of shelad

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Go away.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Decrepus posted:

Rotunda Rousey

Round-a Rousey

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

The thing to remember about MMA is that it is still a sport. This is most obvious when you see people turning around and showing the back of their head to their opponent, who doesn't take that opportunity to inflict massive injury on them (hits to the back of the head are not allowed).

I'm not really sure what Ninja VS MMA fighter is supposed to prove when a 'real' ninja or whatever would probably immediately try to gouge your eyes out.

The most 'effective' moves are often also illegal moves in MMA because effective fighting is about disabling your opponent by any means necessary as fast as possible.

illegal moves:
groin shots
small joint manipulation
joint breaks without allowing opponent to submit
eye gouges
fish hooking
biting
"rabbit" punches
strikes to the back of the head
grabbing clothing
"spiking"
throat strikes
trachea strikes
ear ripping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKVErVDA0JA

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Blacktoll posted:

I just want to circle back on loving an MMA chick. Yes, please.

Just a friendly reminder-- no one gives a poo poo who anyone else would gently caress. It's super unimportant and it makes you a creep to bring it up.

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl26tvgbHmQ

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Side note I wish this thread was about Bas Rutten cause he's really cool and definitely would not lose to any number of ninja

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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argondamn posted:

Side note I wish this thread was about Bas Rutten cause he's really cool and definitely would not lose to any number of ninja

Dadankededankedadank

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jonathan posted:

Brock isn't even that big compared to wsm competitors.

I'd like to watch a steroids league with dudes like hapthor fighting.

He's a solid 120lb heavier than a juiced up Brock.

Giant roidy guys are fun to look at, but can really suck in the ring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw&hd=1

Also, every Bob Sapp fight.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

The Sphinxster posted:

Just a friendly reminder-- no one gives a poo poo who anyone else would gently caress. It's super unimportant and it makes you a creep to bring it up.

i bet this theoretical mma chick is super glad forums user "the sphinxster" is defending her honor on the internet

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

a retard posted:

i bet this theoretical mma chick is super glad forums user "the sphinxster" is defending her honor on the internet
really stubborn attempted thread invasion and derail by Sphinxster and Keg here

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

a retard posted:

i bet this theoretical mma chick is super glad forums user "the sphinxster" is defending her honor on the internet

Is that what I did or are you trying to get my goat?

edit: One of my favorite things about Rousey fans is when they were talking like fighting or movies were both valid career choices. The winning stopped and her media presence dried the gently caress up. You'd have to be soft in the head not to predict that.

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Sep 2, 2016

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i got beat up by chi energy before i might make a thread about it but ill just mention it here first and see if anyoene else has been knocked out by a no-touch chi move

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
so for those of us not familiar with the entire Roundy Rashy saga, did she rage quit MMA after getting beat for the first time, because if so, loving :lol: forever

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

The Sphinxster posted:

Is that what I did or are you trying to get my goat?

edit: One of my favorite things about Rousey fans is when they were talking like fighting or movies were both valid career choices. The winning stopped and her media presence dried the gently caress up. You'd have to be soft in the head not to predict that.

her media presence drying up has a lot more to do with the fact that she basically just all but quit fighting after her loss and i'm pretty sure she's not even training right now. if mike tyson just quit after losing to buster douglas you'd see the exact same thing

also "defending a woman's honor" does in fact extend to "don't sexualize this pure woman" especially if the guy didn't even mention anybody specific

cined does this exact thing wrt actresses even if the main purpose in films they're in is to be eye candy

a retard fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Sep 2, 2016

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

so for those of us not familiar with the entire Roundy Rashy saga, did she rage quit MMA after getting beat for the first time, because if so, loving :lol: forever

It's too soon to say and who knows if she has other reasons, but no bout has been signed and it's been since November of last year It hasn't been so long but the fact she hasn't signed for another fight is a bad sign.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
why the gently caress does she not cut that gross mole off her goddamn face?

why does anyone with a face mole not get that poo poo cut off??? this continually boggles my mind...it looks like poo poo, literally

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Robot Pride posted:

why the gently caress does she not cut that gross mole off her goddamn face?

why does anyone with a face mole not get that poo poo cut off??? this continually boggles my mind...it looks like poo poo, literally

excuse me but it's not a mole it's a ~*~beauty mark~*~

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

That downward elbow completely neutralized that guy.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

a retard posted:

also "defending a woman's honor" does in fact extend to "don't sexualize this pure woman" especially if the guy didn't even mention anybody specific

You seem to be having a grand time making up poo poo to argue with. Enjoy!

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

The Sphinxster posted:

You seem to be having a grand time making up poo poo to argue with. Enjoy!

some poster: i want to gently caress an mma chick

you:

The Sphinxster posted:

Just a friendly reminder-- no one gives a poo poo who anyone else would gently caress. It's super unimportant and it makes you a creep to bring it up.

you really don't read what you post do you

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

The Sphinxster posted:


It's too soon to say and who knows if she has other reasons, but no bout has been signed and it's been since November of last year It hasn't been so long but the fact she hasn't signed for another fight is a bad sign.

It's weird that she took the loss so badly, since it's not the first time she lost in a combat sport, but I suppose she just let the talk get to her head.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

a retard posted:

you really don't read what you post do you

I didn't see the words honor, defend, sexualize or pure anywhere in there! Thank you for confirming I didn't say what you said I did.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Go away.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Fire Barrel posted:

It's weird that she took the loss so badly, since it's not the first time she lost in a combat sport, but I suppose she just let the talk get to her head.

I really am curious if she will fight again. I guess we have to wait and see.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

The Sphinxster posted:

I didn't see the words honor, defend, sexualize or pure anywhere in there! Thank you for confirming I didn't say what you said I did.

i see reading comprehension eludes you

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

a retard posted:

i see reading comprehension eludes you

Your interpretation of my words cannot be more correct than mine. I guess you -are projecting here a little, but that's OK.

Well, I tried to talk about MMA and you're focused on defending the honor of poon hounds so I will take your advice and

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Did she do that MMA pre-fight thing where she called out her opponent beforehand as a drooling mongoloid retard noob? Is that what's going on here?

Maybe that's it. It wasn't the loss so much as the fact that she shoveled a mountainload of poo poo-talk and then proceeded to get owned. I know I get red faced when I make fun of someone's hat in TF2 and then get ganked by them -- it stings a little.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1YfQAE2XWc

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

The Sphinxster posted:

I didn't see the words honor, defend, sexualize or pure anywhere in there! Thank you for confirming I didn't say what you said I did.

The Sphinxster posted:

Your interpretation of my words cannot be more correct than mine. I guess you -are projecting here a little, but that's OK.

you see the way language works is that people don't actually have to use specific words to mean the same thing.

language is a wondrous thing, I'm sorry your parents, school and/or autism has failed you.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
i got loving annihilated by a 90 lb purple belt today. i am unbelievably sore. we were even training specifically wrestling. train martial arts folks.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Sharzak posted:

i got loving annihilated by a 90 lb purple belt today. i am unbelievably sore. we were even training specifically wrestling. train martial arts folks.

i don't think goons in general are the target demographic for any physical activity

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
over at psp (the wrestling part) there was a big derail about fallon fox (the lovely tranny mma fighter) and apparently nobody there can tell the difference between bone structure and bone density

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


WTF. :cry: Did I just see somebody die?

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Fat Shat Sings posted:

you see the way language works is that people don't actually have to use specific words to mean the same thing.

language is a wondrous thing, I'm sorry your parents, school and/or autism has failed you.

i have literal autism and even i know that lmao

he's just a disingenuous idiot

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014

You might be King of GBS but you don't get to choose who posts here. The moderators do, which is why they probated the guy for transphobia.

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